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I was scrolling thru ur blog and saw the cute tie that you mentioned Myster would wear and I was like awwww but then I remembered a lot milkman used to bone wives while they did their rounds to deliver milk LOL

wjkwjbekjf I MEAN 😂😂😂😂😂

I was imagining more of a-- he's the milkman making rounds to SHOPS and MC works at an ice-cream parlor (or vice-versa?! MC can be the milkman...)

But if you want your MC to be a lonely housewife having an affair with milkmanMyster he'd probably consent to that too

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How important is sex in a relationship to the ros? Do they have high sex drives, could they live without it? Would any of them maybe struggle a little if MC was asexual?

I have answered this question before!

And here are a couple of follow-ups

from that same month (Dec 2021)

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i carnally desire them (every single ro) <- insane

Like the Joker, twisted cycle path behavior...

(Jk they are flattered!)

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Can we jump Warden's bones in the next update?

^unserious and unclean thoughts

You guys have convinced me, I will remove some of his bones! You will be able to hopscotch over them, then kiss him while he lays there bleeding--

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🤝 so glad other anon made the ride a horse save a cowboy joke for me, thank u. Warden has big boi horse energy for sure. Fits v nicely with that (i believe) you said he'd be the most likely to wear a collar. Bridle and reins aye?

.................................okay this is thE LAST NSFW WARDEN ASK OK YOU GUYS, if you send me anymore I will not publish them!!!

........yes he'd like birdle and reins play no I will not elaborate further.

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no u right I can see warden being a very big horse. would love to ride him <3 I'm sorry. kinda

I KNEW IT I KNEW SOMEONE WAS GONNA SAY SOMETHING granted I did not expect this exactly I expected him to be called a stallion or something

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u know that trend where a gf flashes her chest to her partner in the middle of an argument? how would the lis react to that? much love to u and all the blorbos ❤

Probably similar to this one, the kiss in the middle of an argument?: https://at.tumblr.com/herotome/701008776988426240/t9dlcquulj8o

But looks like they're dating in this one so hmmm let's see.

Warden: pulls MC's shirt down and firmly holds it down "As I was saying --"

Griffin: places hands on tity (and maybe sees where it goes) then yes, again, resumes arguing right where he left off.

Mia: staring.

Dart: pretends not to notice, fails, starts laughing and concedes that the argument was stupid. But since MC had to resort to this tactic this means he totally won----

Jade: :)! MC's wonderful chest! :D Yay. She tries not to be distracted though so she'll just be arguing with a slight smile.

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(spicy ask) How would ROs react to having an unexpected spicy daydream about the MC (whilst still in crush mode) and what would each of their spicy daydreams be? Jade can have a solely romantic daydream if more applicable. Thank you!!! :)

Pffft well, I can't tell you what their spicy daydreams would be, but I can share the reactions.

Warden reaction: That's inappropriate!!!! Takes a tortuously cold shower each time it happens and can't quite look MC in the eyes, very ashamed.

Mia's reaction: "Omgomgomgomgomg" Irritably flustered at first, then intrigued and then a bit obsessed. Keeps trying to recreate the daydream to study its littlest details, and then is mortified if anyone calls her out for zoning out.

Griffin's reaction: Unfettered. Files this away for later.

Dart's reaction: Well damn he supposes that means MC is his type... He'll be 1% nicer to MC for a few hours.

Jade's reaction: Ohh nooo this means she's in too deep doesn't it oh no no no 😫😫😫 Starts preparing herself for inevitable heartbreak--

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warden is my babygirl so i must ask. how would he react if mc started flirting with him mid-fight and/or mid-training? like she's definitely not holding back on the fighting AND the flirting. is it a tactic to make him let his guard down? is she serious? both?? who knows!

The idea is to fluster him, eh? But what if he loves fighting more than he loves MC....?! Heresy, I know. >:)

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spicy q incoming -- who would wear a discreet D/s collar under their clothes throughout their workday if MC asked?

Lolllll... Warden, Griffin, and Mia, in order of most to least willing (and would do it). 🙈

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hey! ro reactions if they came home late and found the mc asleep in lingerie, clearly intending to seduce the ro but falling asleep since the ro’s took so long to get home?

😂😂😂 I saw this on pdrrook's blog before but nowhere else-- I'm curious if this is a copypasta I've had limited exposure to, or if it's the same anon going around with their favorite question!

Warden: FeelsBadMan.jpeg, lies awake next to MC staring at the ceiling and thinking about What Could Have Been

Griffin: Glitches, stuck running mental calculations for a solid minute looking like MathLady.gif. Probably decides to gently wake MC up just to give very warm snuggles. MC can then go back to sleep nice and cozy or ¯\_(ヅ)_/¯

Mia: Feels guilty but resolves to wake up extra early, make breakfast in bed, and get some--

Dart: ...Wakes MC up, genuinely doesn't see why MC's effort should go to waste. Won't be upset if MC would rather just sleep though.

Jade: lol?? She appreciates the view but won't understand if/why this is a big deal to everyone else, just gives sleeping MC a kiss and then gives MC another kiss in the morning

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actual pregnancy happening, late relationship but still accident, how do the LI react to mc telling them/the girls telling mc?

Ahah, a follow-up to the pregnancy scare ask? Since it's late relationship I'll assume things are pretty stable, they've discussed what-ifs and gameplans etc etc.

Warden: Visibly confused, but happy and supportive. Wants to go shopping for books and supplies.

Griffin: Not Ready due to a bit of emotional baggage ("am I even capable of being a halfway decent parent"), and so is more stressed than excited... but Griffin's innate sense of responsibility and charm will keep things light and loving. Just might have to nudge him every so often.

Mia: If you're familiar with that dumb "Colt or Filly" horse gender reveal party -- Mia would be sorely tempted to throw a big gaudy party like that, eager to celebrate and very excited. Nervous about MC's reaction but channels that nervousness into more excitement!!!

Dart: Blinks real hard, having trouble coming up with what to say while his libido is skyrockets through the roof. Uhhh. Feels right, feels good, all for the pregnancy, but might express this in a rather carnal way.

Jade: Really does not want kids at all so I'm not gonna do that to her, which means we can pretend that she and MC?? accidentally got a pet fish??? Too good at carnival games. Jade would be worried and anxious at first but warm up to the idea of taking care of something, suddenly hyperfixates on online fish caretaking articles. Will be inconsolable if it dies.

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So... I got a lil carried away with a fake chat app and did the "I want a baby" meme for the cast -- responses being before and after getting into a serious relationship. 😳 Uhhh enjoy!

Bonus reaction from "no baby pls" Jade:

Text responses pulled from here. Fake Chat app (android) I used here - it has a l o t of ads but I was in a state of dissociation and thus very patient.

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Number 24 for Warden?

24.  Is sex something that they’re comfortable speaking about? To whom? 

HA. No: to no one.

... But he will ask what feels good and obeys commands to a T.

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The more you post/tab Griffin the more I am excited to romance her 🥰

She blows you many, many kisses, anon. ❤️

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Not sure if this is spicy margarita but how would the LIs react to MC initiating a makeout? With Tongue TM - consent included

Lol...... I'll tag it just in case, it'll probably be borderline.

Warden: Laughs awkwardly into MC's mouth, taken off guard. Holds her back by the shoulders... takes a good look at her.... continues the make-out session.

Griffin: Immediate reciprocation, but escalates only a bit with some biting and (gasp) holding hands.

Mia: Makes muted noises despite her best efforts - squeaks and moans. Enjoys it but is very embarrassed.

Dart: Only kisses back chastely until they relocate to the bedroom.

Jade: Wraps arms around MC as if encouraging MC to melt into her. Might hover a couple feet off the ground.