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[dizzybizz]

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Ollys for @dizzybizz

[meowzfordayz]

when you forget to close the door while using the bathroom

Author’s Note: this isn’t nsfw, but it’s ~explicit for other reasons. 🚽🧻💩 #shitposting #literally

when you forget to close the door while using the bathroom

Hashira x Reader, Kamaboko x Reader

Word Count: ~800

CW: explicit language, poop references

~faqs~

Do you even love him ????? 😭😭😭

WHY WOULD YOU LEAVE THE DOOR OPEN?!?!?! 🫠😵‍💫🤢

Haunted by your little gasps for air 🙃

Can’t take intimacy srsly for a while

Bc whenever you gasp ~cutely into your kisses 🥰

Zenitsu just flashes back to you doing your best to take a shit 😮‍💨🥴

Highkey takes it as a challenge 😏

A display of dominance, if you will 😎

Nods in approval (not that you can see him)

And takes ~notes for later (aka yes, he is listening closely 💀) 

You don’t know it yet

But Inosuke’s already planning his move

Drink a ton of coffee (he’ll have to ask Tanjirou how to brew it) ☕️

Eat a ton of dairy 🧀🥛🍦

Make sure you’re home 😌

Take a shit (w/ the door open, ofc) 🤗

THAT’LL SHOW YOU WHO’S BOSS !!!!! 😤😤😤🫡

King of the Toilet anyone??? 🚽👑

Wonders why everything sounds louder??? 😬

A respectful gentleman tho ☺️

Will go upstairs to avoid the plops 🫢

Too bad his hearing’s phenomenal, even when hiding on top of the roof 😃

A little irritated 🙄

But whatever

You prob just reeeally had to go

He understands 😶

Will nonchalantly ask you about it the next time you’re out w/ friends 🤨

Is getting ignored for the rest of the night worth it? 🙃

Kinda 🥲

Obanai has regrets 😞

Can smell the situation from a mile away 😅

Tbf, closing the door wouldn’t have helped much 😬

Has to contemplate whether it’s worth embarrassing you over

Like, does he gently ask, “Love, would you mind closing the door?”

Or does he wince grin and bear it

Unfortunately, the toilet paper he would use to plug up his nose is currently unobtainable 🧻☹️

Should he just knock himself out for now? 🤗

You’d prob be upset if he didn’t wake up in time… 😒

Hm… 😔

😵 <— Tanjirou inhaled too deeply

“BAAABE, YOU FORGOT TO CLOSE THE DOORRR!!!!!” 🩷💕💞💓💗💖💘💝

Giggles to herself as the door slams shut 🤭

(you’re not mad, but you had to kick it closed bc it’s a lil far from the toilet seat 😅)

Holds it against you 😌

~

“Shinobu, could you get me a glass of water?” ☺️

“I don’t know, my dear, could you close the bathroom door?” 😃

~

“Shinobu, I want a kiss.” 🥺

“Mm, and I want to forget your pooping noises. I guess we can’t always have what we want.” 😃

Chuckles to himself, at first 🤭

And then becomes concerned 😕

Is it supposed to sound like that? 🙁

Or take this long?? ☹️ Should he intrude? 😖

It’s not like there’s a closed door for him to bust down…

He could just, waltz in-

NO

Internally scolds himself: Bad idea, [y/n] would not appreciate that!

Returns to the drawing board

And settles on a careful (once you’ve returned to him), “So, my love, are your bowels feeling okay?” ☺️

🧐😒😠 <— you

😶😬😁 <— him

“They just, uh, sounded wonderful earlier?!”

“Next time, how about closing the door?”

*Sanemi is casually leaning against a wall near the bathroom entrance*

You shriek 😳

And smack his shoulder 😡

“Sanemi!!!!! Do not wait outside the bathroom like that!!!!!” 😭

“Did you wash your hands?” 😏

“SANEMI!” 😒

“... well?” 👀

You are not amused 😐

He acquiesces 😅

“Okay, okay, I confess, I heard the sink running.” 🤓

“I hate you.” 🥲

“But you trust me enough to shit with the door open.” 🥰

“Piss off.” 🙄

“I’m about to!” 🫡

(bc, y’know, he’s about to go… piss… 😆)

Doesn’t really mind

Will prob forget to remind you about it later 🙃

Until the next time you do it

…

By the fourth incident, Muichiro gives up

If anything, he’s flattered you’re so comfortable around him ☺️

Altho he is a lil worried about your ability to use a public bathroom 😶

Def uncomfortable 😕

But even more uncomfortable at the thought of discussing ~it w/ you ☹️

Giyuu knows you wouldn’t be upset

Or even embarrassed

You have like, 0 shame, as he’s both lovingly and unfortunately come to learn ☺️😬

Which means

If he mentioned it, then you’d likely end up teasing him 🫠

“Love me so much, you’ve even gotta listen to me poop?” 😉

*shudder shudder* 😭

(I mean, yes, he does love you that much, but when you put it like that 🥴)

Giyuu settles on hoping that it was a one time mistake 🤞🙏

Good luck 😃

Tengen’s never letting you live it down 😝

Will write out instructions on “How to Use a Bathroom” 🤓

And stick ‘em on both sides of the door

Step 1: Open the door

Step 2: CLOSE THE DOOR

Step 3: ✨Do your thing✨

[inspiredwriter]

*En el universo 77 una tarde en la escuela*

Leonardo! Diamante :*entra el salón* chicos Al fin los estaba buscando por todas partes 😮‍💨😌💦 ¿qué estaban haciendo en el salón?🤨😟🚪

Leo! Cuatro brazos :*recoge los pañuelos sucios y los tira a la bolsa de basura* bueno diamante es que estamos asesinando algunos idiotas que tomaron fotos en el vestidor que estaba nuestra gatita🤬😠👬💢🚪📸💝💕❣️*golpea a Leo feedback en el onbro* verdad feedback 😒🙄

Leo! Feedback : es cierto entonces los trajimos aquí y los matamos 😁😈🔪🩸👬*cuarda los cuchillos en la bolsa*entonces cuatro brazos y yo estamos limpiando las evidencias 😌😉🧹🧻🧴🚫🩸 frío y momia llevaron los cuerpos para que nadie se dé cuenta 🤫😄👬y también fantasmático fue a vigila los pasillos de la escuela 🙄😕👻🏫

Leo! ULTRA-T :*sale de la cámara* Y no olvides de mí también Ya borré los videos y edité las cámaras de seguridad😄😉📹✨

Leonardo! Diamante : en realidad no me importa es que quiero hablarles 😞😒🤦‍♂️*se cruza los brazos* vine aquí a decirles que debemos de dejar de asesinar 😔😟🔪🩸

Leo! Cuatro brazos :*suelta la bolsa* Qué deja de matar pero es nuestro deber de eliminar algunas plagas para proteger a nuestra Stefany 🤬😤🔪💗💕💘

Leonardo! Diamante : Sí ya lo sé pero hablo de no matar a nadie mañana 😃😌🚫🔪🩸👬*se sienta en la silla*nuestra gatita dijo que va a hacer un recorrido a los nuevos estudiantes que vendrá a la escuela 🙂☺️👫🏫

Leo! ULTRA-T : Oh si he leído los archivos en la computadora qué vendrán nuevos alumnos petrosapies😃🤔🪐💎

Leonardo! Diamante : es cierto hay que decir al resto de los leonardos que no Asecinen mañana Stefany dijo que tiene que ser perfecto y no arruinarse 😤🥰💗💕💖❣️ bueno para que no se preocupara porque los alumnos son de mi especie 🤔🥺💎❣️💝💞🩷

Leo! Feedback :*mueve su cola* bien prometemos no matar a nadie mañana para que nuestra gatita no se preocupe 🫡😤💖💝🩷💗

Leonardo! Fantásmatico :*entra la habitación* chicos, Hay un problema nuestra amada nos está buscandonos 😬😨💦

Leo! Cuatro brazos : Oh Concha, Todavía nos falta limpiar la sangre Ella no debe entrar y ver esto que fuimos nosotros😱😰🧹🩸🪣🫧

Leonardo! Diamante :*se para de la silla* tranquilo yo Feedback nos encargaremos de distraerla😉😤🏃‍♂️💨*sale del salón* ¡Vamos electricidad! 😆😃

Leo! Feedback :*sale del salón con Leo diamante* enseguida distracción a nuestra belleza funcionan con nuestros encantos sexys 😏😘💘💝💞💕

Stefany :*camina por los pasillos y ve a Leo diamante y Leo Feedback* mis amores los estaba buscando por todas partes de la escuela 🥰😄🏫💗❣️💘¿qué estaban haciendo Me preocuparon mucho por ustedes? 🤨🥺🩷💕💖💝

Leo!Feedback: Oh, you don’t have to worry so much about us, bunny, strong aliens like us can easily stand up for themselves😄😏💪💖💝💞 *Tickles Stefany’s neck with his finger* Come on, baby, my heart sanking when I see your pretty face sad🤗🥺💗💓💕

Stefany: Hahaaha, Lee, I asked you not to tickle me, I ticklish😄🥰💝💘💞

Leonardo!Diamondhead: *Takes Stefany in his arms* Oh yeah, we know this, but every time you laugh so charmingly that it’s impossible to resist😏🤗💗🩷💖💕 *Kisses Stefany on the breast and neck* Mmua~😚💖❣️💞 mmua~💗❤💕 muah~💝💖💕

Stefany: Aaah, haha, boys, you are so cute😍☺💓🩷💞 But can I come into classroom?🤨 I need to take something important from there🤗📔

Leo!Feedback: No way, we will continue to kiss and tickle you until you get tired, beautiful😉😈💖❤️‍🔥💘💕 *Kisses Stefany on the lips* Mmmuah~😚💗❣️💞 *Tickle Stefany's breast* Mmmmh, hahaha~😈💓❤💖💕

@swagreecrow

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-:𝟥

There's something 'bout the way you look in my eyesLike a starry night, you light up my skyYou lean in closer and my heart starts to poundI heard you sigh, you know I love that soundHe's bouncing off my booty cheeks, I love the way he ridesI can hardly breathe when he's pumping deep insideI kiss him on his neck and then he kisses on my bussyCall him "Daddy" while I hollerMan, that boy so damn good looking (looking, looking)We made love and then he kissed me, I don't want it to endEvery day we spend together, I fall more into himThat boy he takes my breath away, I can't find the words to saySo I wrote this little note, kiss it, seal it, so you knowI've got some time, if you've got some time tooYou've been on my mind baby, let me remind you while I lay you downI can't get enough, I'm stuck in your loveThat's fine with me, nowhere else I wanna beHe's bouncing off my booty cheeks, I love the way he ridesI can hardly breathe when he's pumping deep insideI kiss him on his neck and then he kisses on my bussyCall him "Daddy" while I hollerMan, that boy so damn good looking (looking, looking)You can be my king, no, this ain't just a flingI'm all in baby, I'm fallingYou can be my king, no, this ain't just a flingI'm all in, baby, I'm fallingHe's bouncing off my booty cheeks, I love the way he ridesI can hardly breathe when he's pumping deep insideI kiss him on his neck and then he kisses on my bussyCall him "Daddy" while I hollerMan, that boy so damn good looking (looking)You've got that kind of love I've only felt in my dreamsBaby, oh you save me, you're my everythingNow take 'em off and let's get down to business'Cause I hate wasting my time, just you wait and see

-Mod Folly

[nar-nia]

Omg nina that was so cute 🤧🤧

Exactly what I needed to recover from my work and lul me into sleep 🥺

Hoon is such a menace but also the BEST wingman,, omg and the sunoo features were so funny 🤭

Urg I love camping so much ITS SUCH A CUTE AU TOO

I wanna have a little camping romance now 😭😭😭

This genuinely made me smile so so so much,, its probably one of my favourite things ive read in a while 💕💓💗💝💓💝💓💖💞

~🐝

aaah thank youuuu 🥺🩷🩷 i hope you had the most amazing dreams after this 🤧

hoon did what he had to do and he slayed 🫡 we all need a little hoon in our life (me please, right now. come on.) and sunooo 🤭 the others didn't really play a big role in this because jake just grabbed my whole attention but oh well 🙈 they're all team jakey/n so who cares if they had lines or not!!

you deserve your little camping romance 🤧 i will take you camping myself to make it happen. or you'll find it this summer.. 😁

i'm so happy you liked it and that it made you smile, i love youuuu 🩷