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Ollys for @dizzybizz
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when you forget to close the door while using the bathroom
Authorโs Note: this isnโt nsfw, but itโs ~explicit for other reasons. ๐ฝ๐งป๐ฉ #shitposting #literally
when you forget to close the door while using the bathroom
Hashira x Reader, Kamaboko x Reader
Word Count: ~800
CW: explicit language, poop references
~faqs~

Do you even love him ????? ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
WHY WOULD YOU LEAVE THE DOOR OPEN?!?!?! ๐ซ ๐ตโ๐ซ๐คข
Haunted by your little gasps for air ๐
Canโt take intimacy srsly for a while
Bc whenever you gasp ~cutely into your kisses ๐ฅฐ
Zenitsu just flashes back to you doing your best to take a shit ๐ฎโ๐จ๐ฅด

Highkey takes it as a challenge ๐
A display of dominance, if you will ๐
Nods in approval (not that you can see him)
And takes ~notes for later (aka yes, he is listening closely ๐)ย
You donโt know it yet
But Inosukeโs already planning his move
Drink a ton of coffee (heโll have to ask Tanjirou how to brew it) โ๏ธ
Eat a ton of dairy ๐ง๐ฅ๐ฆ
Make sure youโre home ๐
Take a shit (w/ the door open, ofc) ๐ค
THATโLL SHOW YOU WHOโS BOSS !!!!! ๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ซก
King of the Toilet anyone??? ๐ฝ๐

Wonders why everything sounds louder??? ๐ฌ
A respectful gentleman tho โบ๏ธ
Will go upstairs to avoid the plops ๐ซข
Too bad his hearingโs phenomenal, even when hiding on top of the roof ๐

A little irritated ๐
But whatever
You prob just reeeally had to go
He understands ๐ถ
Will nonchalantly ask you about it the next time youโre out w/ friends ๐คจ
Is getting ignored for the rest of the night worth it? ๐
Kinda ๐ฅฒ
Obanai has regrets ๐

Can smell the situation from a mile away ๐
Tbf, closing the door wouldnโt have helped much ๐ฌ
Has to contemplate whether itโs worth embarrassing you over
Like, does he gently ask, โLove, would you mind closing the door?โ
Or does he wince grin and bear it
Unfortunately, the toilet paper he would use to plug up his nose is currently unobtainable ๐งปโน๏ธ
Should he just knock himself out for now? ๐ค
Youโd prob be upset if he didnโt wake up in timeโฆ ๐
Hmโฆ ๐
๐ต <โ Tanjirou inhaled too deeply

โBAAABE, YOU FORGOT TO CLOSE THE DOORRR!!!!!โ ๐ฉท๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
Giggles to herself as the door slams shut ๐คญ
(youโre not mad, but you had to kick it closed bc itโs a lil far from the toilet seat ๐
)

Holds it against you ๐
~
โShinobu, could you get me a glass of water?โ โบ๏ธ
โI donโt know, my dear, could you close the bathroom door?โ ๐
~
โShinobu, I want a kiss.โ ๐ฅบ
โMm, and I want to forget your pooping noises. I guess we canโt always have what we want.โ ๐

Chuckles to himself, at first ๐คญ
And then becomes concerned ๐
Is it supposed to sound like that? ๐
Or take this long?? โน๏ธ Should he intrude? ๐
Itโs not like thereโs a closed door for him to bust downโฆ
He could just, waltz in-
NO
Internally scolds himself: Bad idea, [y/n] would not appreciate that!
Returns to the drawing board
And settles on a careful (once youโve returned to him), โSo, my love, are your bowels feeling okay?โ โบ๏ธ
๐ง๐๐ <โ you
๐ถ๐ฌ๐ <โ him
โThey just, uh, sounded wonderful earlier?!โ

โNext time, how about closing the door?โ
*Sanemi is casually leaning against a wall near the bathroom entrance*
You shriek ๐ณ
And smack his shoulder ๐ก
โSanemi!!!!! Do not wait outside the bathroom like that!!!!!โ ๐ญ
โDid you wash your hands?โ ๐
โSANEMI!โ ๐
โ... well?โ ๐
You are not amused ๐
He acquiesces ๐
โOkay, okay, I confess, I heard the sink running.โ ๐ค
โI hate you.โ ๐ฅฒ
โBut you trust me enough to shit with the door open.โ ๐ฅฐ
โPiss off.โ ๐
โIโm about to!โ ๐ซก
(bc, yโknow, heโs about to goโฆ pissโฆ ๐)

Doesnโt really mind
Will prob forget to remind you about it later ๐
Until the next time you do it
โฆ
By the fourth incident, Muichiro gives up
If anything, heโs flattered youโre so comfortable around him โบ๏ธ
Altho he is a lil worried about your ability to use a public bathroom ๐ถ

Def uncomfortable ๐
But even more uncomfortable at the thought of discussing ~it w/ you โน๏ธ
Giyuu knows you wouldnโt be upset
Or even embarrassed
You have like, 0 shame, as heโs both lovingly and unfortunately come to learn โบ๏ธ๐ฌ
Which means
If he mentioned it, then youโd likely end up teasing him ๐ซ
โLove me so much, youโve even gotta listen to me poop?โ ๐
*shudder shudder* ๐ญ
(I mean, yes, he does love you that much, but when you put it like that ๐ฅด)
Giyuu settles on hoping that it was a one time mistake ๐ค๐

Good luck ๐
Tengenโs never letting you live it down ๐
Will write out instructions on โHow to Use a Bathroomโ ๐ค
And stick โem on both sides of the door
Step 1: Open the door
Step 2: CLOSE THE DOOR
Step 3: โจDo your thingโจ
#hashira x reader#kamaboko#headcanons#kimetsu no yaiba#demon slayer#zenitsu x reader#inosuke x reader#gyomei x reader#obanai x reader#tanjiro x reader#tanjirou x reader#mitsuri x reader#shinobu x reader#kyojuro x reader#sanemi x reader#muichiro x reader#giyuu x reader#tengen x reader
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*En el universo 77 una tarde en la escuela*

Leonardo! Diamante :*entra el salรณn* chicos Al fin los estaba buscando por todas partes ๐ฎโ๐จ๐๐ฆ ยฟquรฉ estaban haciendo en el salรณn?๐คจ๐๐ช
Leo! Cuatro brazos :*recoge los paรฑuelos sucios y los tira a la bolsa de basura* bueno diamante es que estamos asesinando algunos idiotas que tomaron fotos en el vestidor que estaba nuestra gatita๐คฌ๐ ๐ฌ๐ข๐ช๐ธ๐๐โฃ๏ธ*golpea a Leo feedback en el onbro* verdad feedback ๐๐
Leo! Feedback : es cierto entonces los trajimos aquรญ y los matamos ๐๐๐ช๐ฉธ๐ฌ*cuarda los cuchillos en la bolsa*entonces cuatro brazos y yo estamos limpiando las evidencias ๐๐๐งน๐งป๐งด๐ซ๐ฉธ frรญo y momia llevaron los cuerpos para que nadie se dรฉ cuenta ๐คซ๐๐ฌy tambiรฉn fantasmรกtico fue a vigila los pasillos de la escuela ๐๐๐ป๐ซ
Leo! ULTRA-T :*sale de la cรกmara* Y no olvides de mรญ tambiรฉn Ya borrรฉ los videos y editรฉ las cรกmaras de seguridad๐๐๐นโจ
Leonardo! Diamante : en realidad no me importa es que quiero hablarles ๐๐๐คฆโโ๏ธ*se cruza los brazos* vine aquรญ a decirles que debemos de dejar de asesinar ๐๐๐ช๐ฉธ
Leo! Cuatro brazos :*suelta la bolsa* Quรฉ deja de matar pero es nuestro deber de eliminar algunas plagas para proteger a nuestra Stefany ๐คฌ๐ค๐ช๐๐๐
Leonardo! Diamante : Sรญ ya lo sรฉ pero hablo de no matar a nadie maรฑana ๐๐๐ซ๐ช๐ฉธ๐ฌ*se sienta en la silla*nuestra gatita dijo que va a hacer un recorrido a los nuevos estudiantes que vendrรก a la escuela ๐โบ๏ธ๐ซ๐ซ
Leo! ULTRA-T : Oh si he leรญdo los archivos en la computadora quรฉ vendrรกn nuevos alumnos petrosapies๐๐ค๐ช๐
Leonardo! Diamante : es cierto hay que decir al resto de los leonardos que no Asecinen maรฑana Stefany dijo que tiene que ser perfecto y no arruinarse ๐ค๐ฅฐ๐๐๐โฃ๏ธ bueno para que no se preocupara porque los alumnos son de mi especie ๐ค๐ฅบ๐โฃ๏ธ๐๐๐ฉท
Leo! Feedback :*mueve su cola* bien prometemos no matar a nadie maรฑana para que nuestra gatita no se preocupe ๐ซก๐ค๐๐๐ฉท๐
Leonardo! Fantรกsmatico :*entra la habitaciรณn* chicos, Hay un problema nuestra amada nos estรก buscandonos ๐ฌ๐จ๐ฆ
Leo! Cuatro brazos : Oh Concha, Todavรญa nos falta limpiar la sangre Ella no debe entrar y ver esto que fuimos nosotros๐ฑ๐ฐ๐งน๐ฉธ๐ชฃ๐ซง
Leonardo! Diamante :*se para de la silla* tranquilo yo Feedback nos encargaremos de distraerla๐๐ค๐โโ๏ธ๐จ*sale del salรณn* ยกVamos electricidad! ๐๐
Leo! Feedback :*sale del salรณn con Leo diamante* enseguida distracciรณn a nuestra belleza funcionan con nuestros encantos sexys ๐๐๐๐๐๐
Stefany :*camina por los pasillos y ve a Leo diamante y Leo Feedback* mis amores los estaba buscando por todas partes de la escuela ๐ฅฐ๐๐ซ๐โฃ๏ธ๐ยฟquรฉ estaban haciendo Me preocuparon mucho por ustedes? ๐คจ๐ฅบ๐ฉท๐๐๐
Leo!Feedback: Oh, you donโt have to worry so much about us, bunny, strong aliens like us can easily stand up for themselves๐๐๐ช๐๐๐ *Tickles Stefanyโs neck with his finger* Come on, baby, my heart sanking when I see your pretty face sad๐ค๐ฅบ๐๐๐
Stefany: Hahaaha, Lee, I asked you not to tickle me, I ticklish๐๐ฅฐ๐๐๐
Leonardo!Diamondhead: *Takes Stefany in his arms* Oh yeah, we know this, but every time you laugh so charmingly that itโs impossible to resist๐๐ค๐๐ฉท๐๐ *Kisses Stefany on the breast and neck* Mmua~๐๐โฃ๏ธ๐ mmua~๐โค๐ muah~๐๐๐
Stefany: Aaah, haha, boys, you are so cute๐โบ๐๐ฉท๐ But can I come into classroom?๐คจ I need to take something important from there๐ค๐
Leo!Feedback: No way, we will continue to kiss and tickle you until you get tired, beautiful๐๐๐โค๏ธโ๐ฅ๐๐ *Kisses Stefany on the lips* Mmmuah~๐๐โฃ๏ธ๐ *Tickle Stefany's breast* Mmmmh, hahaha~๐๐โค๐๐
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๐คถ๐งโ๐๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐ฆธ๐ฆนโโ๏ธ๐ฆนโโ๏ธ๐ฆน๐งโโ๏ธ๐งโโ๏ธ๐ง๐งโโ๏ธ๐งโโ๏ธ๐ง๐งโโ๏ธ๐งโโ๏ธ๐ง๐งโโ๏ธ๐งโโ๏ธ๐ง๐งโโ๏ธ๐งโโ๏ธ๐ง๐งโโ๏ธ๐งโโ๏ธ๐ง๐งโโ๏ธ๐งโโ๏ธ๐ง๐ง๐โโ๏ธ๐โโ๏ธ๐๐โโ๏ธ๐โโ๏ธ๐๐ถโโ๏ธ๐ถโโ๏ธ๐ถ๐งโโ๏ธ๐งโโ๏ธ๐ง๐งโโ๏ธ๐งโโ๏ธ๐ง๐จโ๐ฆฏ๐ฉโ๐ฆฏ๐งโ๐ฆฏ๐จโ๐ฆผ๐ฉโ๐ฆผ๐งโ๐ฆผ๐จโ๐ฆฝ๐ฉโ๐ฆฝ๐งโ๐ฆฝ๐โโ๏ธ๐งโโ๏ธ๐๐บ๐๐ด๐ฏโโ๏ธ๐ฏโโ๏ธ๐ฏ๐งโโ๏ธ๐งโโ๏ธ๐ง๐งโโ๏ธ๐งโโ๏ธ๐ง๐คบ๐โท๏ธ๐๐โโ๏ธ๐โโ๏ธ๐๐โโ๏ธ๐โโ๏ธ๐๐ฃโโ๏ธ๐ฃโโ๏ธ๐ฃ๐โโ๏ธ๐โโ๏ธ๐โน๏ธโโ๏ธโน๏ธโโ๏ธโน๏ธ๐โโ๏ธ๐โโ๏ธ๐๐ดโโ๏ธ๐ดโโ๏ธ๐ด๐ตโโ๏ธ๐ตโโ๏ธ๐ต๐คธโโ๏ธ๐คธโโ๏ธ๐คธ๐คผโโ๏ธ๐คผโโ๏ธ๐คผ๐คฝโโ๏ธ๐คฝโโ๏ธ๐คฝ๐คพโโ๏ธ๐คพโโ๏ธ๐คพ๐คนโโ๏ธ๐คนโโ๏ธ๐คน๐งโโ๏ธ๐งโโ๏ธ๐ง๐๐๐ฌ๐ซ๐ญ๐งโ๐คโ๐ง๐จโโค๏ธโ๐โ๐จ๐ฉโโค๏ธโ๐โ๐จ๐ฉโโค๏ธโ๐โ๐ฉ๐จโโค๏ธโ๐จ๐จโโค๏ธโ๐จ๐ฉโโค๏ธโ๐จ๐ฉโโค๏ธโ๐ฉ๐๐จโ๐ฉโ๐ฆ๐จโ๐ฉโ๐ง๐จโ๐ฉโ๐งโ๐ฆ๐จโ๐ฉโ๐ฆโ๐ฆ๐จโ๐ฉโ๐งโ๐ง๐จโ๐ฆ๐ฉโ๐ฆ๐ฃ๐ค๐ฅ๏ธ๐ซ๐ฃ
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There's something 'bout the way you look in my eyesLike a starry night, you light up my skyYou lean in closer and my heart starts to poundI heard you sigh, you know I love that soundHe's bouncing off my booty cheeks, I love the way he ridesI can hardly breathe when he's pumping deep insideI kiss him on his neck and then he kisses on my bussyCall him "Daddy" while I hollerMan, that boy so damn good looking (looking, looking)We made love and then he kissed me, I don't want it to endEvery day we spend together, I fall more into himThat boy he takes my breath away, I can't find the words to saySo I wrote this little note, kiss it, seal it, so you knowI've got some time, if you've got some time tooYou've been on my mind baby, let me remind you while I lay you downI can't get enough, I'm stuck in your loveThat's fine with me, nowhere else I wanna beHe's bouncing off my booty cheeks, I love the way he ridesI can hardly breathe when he's pumping deep insideI kiss him on his neck and then he kisses on my bussyCall him "Daddy" while I hollerMan, that boy so damn good looking (looking, looking)You can be my king, no, this ain't just a flingI'm all in baby, I'm fallingYou can be my king, no, this ain't just a flingI'm all in, baby, I'm fallingHe's bouncing off my booty cheeks, I love the way he ridesI can hardly breathe when he's pumping deep insideI kiss him on his neck and then he kisses on my bussyCall him "Daddy" while I hollerMan, that boy so damn good looking (looking)You've got that kind of love I've only felt in my dreamsBaby, oh you save me, you're my everythingNow take 'em off and let's get down to business'Cause I hate wasting my time, just you wait and see
-Mod Folly
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Omg nina that was so cute ๐คง๐คง
Exactly what I needed to recover from my work and lul me into sleep ๐ฅบ
Hoon is such a menace but also the BEST wingman,, omg and the sunoo features were so funny ๐คญ
Urg I love camping so much ITS SUCH A CUTE AU TOO
I wanna have a little camping romance now ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
This genuinely made me smile so so so much,, its probably one of my favourite things ive read in a while ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
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aaah thank youuuu ๐ฅบ๐ฉท๐ฉท i hope you had the most amazing dreams after this ๐คง
hoon did what he had to do and he slayed ๐ซก we all need a little hoon in our life (me please, right now. come on.) and sunooo ๐คญ the others didn't really play a big role in this because jake just grabbed my whole attention but oh well ๐ they're all team jakey/n so who cares if they had lines or not!!
you deserve your little camping romance ๐คง i will take you camping myself to make it happen. or you'll find it this summer.. ๐
i'm so happy you liked it and that it made you smile, i love youuuu ๐ฉท
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