#hes so fucking weird

[desire-mona]

fav dylan kussman photos

[gods-graveyard]

I give you- My Homeland Security Professor <33 (Including a real quote)

Other quotes include (all of which need to be read with a boston accent)-

"You'd think after the second free pizza that they'd get suspicious, ya know especially workin for tha mob" "He's a technical specialist for the FBI- aka he can pick a lock" “He might have you wacked on a friday or saturday but Sunday? Hes Italian, he goes to church” “They have this funny little thing called an electric chair and they wanna put him in it” “You had a robot terrorist? That's what grant money is for- we can get you a new robot” "This dumbass kid goes and chases the hobo with his dick out- fortuantly it wasn't a hobo, but a terrorist having a bad day" “Are they white supremacists or just fucking crazy- scratch that the two are intertwined” "You hate airports? well this guy despised em and was determined to do something about it"

"Is he a whistleblower or a traitor? well that can be debated cant it"

"You all can call me paranoid, but ive been right a few too many times in my career to slack off now"

“It crumbled like a stack of bricks- no bricks would have held up better than that” “The very mention of his name makes FBI agents curse” "This random lady asked if I was an agent, so course I panicked and asked if that meant she would tax my diet coke"

Random student:“Isn't that also hitlers birthday”?

Professor P:“Yeah a bunch of neo nazi types get around- get a cake, and sing happy birthday well… would you sing happy birthday to hitler”?

[captainlouisuniverse]

Fighting a losing battle with my love for this man

[urgrossdaughter]

once i was worried abt my ex cus he didnt eat or go food shopping for a while and was just eating spaghetti and he told me off and said im ignorant for not realising that hes struggling financially and cant afford to go food shopping but like how was i supposed to know that?? Its not like i was bullying him, i was literally concerned and making sure hes like.. not starving

[yandere-kokeshi]

Liver king is like that guy from middle school who would constantly talk about doing anything for a few dollars and then folds when someone asks him to do anything mundane

[bibleofficial]

this server has been so fucking unhinged like not only is he a massive bitch but i also just watched him punch a wall 😭😭😭

[yunamusa]

I honestly don't understand how u can say u love ur wife and all and then cheat on her

[another-faceless-girl]

Just found out my dad doesn't "agree" with speed cameras 3 seconds away from throwing him out a window 💖🎀❤️🌷

[proselles]

alex hirsch was really just so pissed that no one saw his epic old man yaoi that he went and wrote a whole new book and made a whole website specifically to show meticulous evidence that this weird old man fucked a triangle.

he really said what were ford and bill really doing in that pocket dimension they shared, hm? did you ever think of that? oh - you think it was just chess? hm. interesting. i dont.

the ultimate rare pair shipper. i have never seen a creator do this before. absolutely fascinating at every angle.

[enobariasteeth]

daemon targaryen... STAY AWAY FROM HER!!! GET A JOB!!!

[lightningmcqueenstan]

me whenever petyr baelish interacts with the starks

[lazylittledragon]

i said that gale and cyra have disaster romcom energy and now it's all i can think about

[beastlyidiocy]

my sweet old man who is genuinely too kind for the world he lives in :(

[ipostmysimpingstuffanonymously]

They live in my head rent free. Drop your headcanons in the reblogg tags

[sunn-mechanic]

[ID in alt]

Some Papyruses :]

+ spreading my papyrus can float propaganda.

[dangans-ur-ronpas]

normal day at the future foundation