#hey did you know this tv show was gonna have a gargoyles crossover episode?

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(originally published on 11/13/20 by @thewisesaltine)

DTVA/DTS TAGTEAM TWEET-ATHON MOVIE #45: ATLANTIS: MILO’S RETURN (2003) 

I’m sorry I wasn’t paying attention. Could you repeat the movie?

I don’t remember what I just watched. All I know is that it was stupid. The original Atlantis felt like it could work better as a TV show, but not like this. This feels like nothing.

If you were to ask me for one thing that happened in this movie I’d say “I think it had an ending that misunderstood the entire point of the first movie” but that’s it. I think I almost fell asleep during this.

It’s so maddeningly pointless and boring and not pretty and boring and it drags and it’s boring and it’s boring and it’s boring and its-

I don’t care about this movie. If I were to think of any compliments it would be I remember more about it than Dinosaur. Real glowing review there. I don’t wanna talk about the movie, I don’t wanna watch the movie. The whole thing leaves me tired and uninterested. 

1.5/10