#himbo af

[gunsatthaphan]

#keep your enemies closer but only if they're clowns.

[zappyron]

Drunkish

[jincheeto]

HIMBO FINN HIMBO FINN HIMBO FINN H

[dim20-stims]

"Alcohol!"

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[apolaskiart]

Fernie accidentally commits speciesism in broad daylight

[sollattes]

So fine but so loser coded for what?!?😭😭😭

[space-salaman]

dad alfonso with his two children

rayan's a bit more fruity than usual? or himbo? lol kinda random draw so you decide what's going on…

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[inthewaterifoundyou]

Chapter Six!

Title: And In the Water I Found You (Growing Like a Weed) Chapter Summary: "He could solve his problems without murder. His thoughts returned to the body his van—well, he amended, most of his problems.” Peter covers up a murder with varying levels of success, gets on a waitress's nerves, and makes a friend

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[batwynn]

The baker 🥵

(On Patreon for all tier levels since it’s just flirty)

[ph0enix-12]

How old is this??? Idk and idc

The second panel looks funky as shit XD

[zappyron]

Melt

[prince-of-khrysalis]

Solis Zenith, full-time pyromancer🔥(part-time tattoo artist!)

[moostelid]

Ok, hear me out:

A story where himbo Tartaglia adopts all the hydro users in Mondstadt and Liyue and everyone else assumes the worst bc he’s sus as hell.

He alerts the authorities that he’s heading to Mond to check up on Signora’s troops after she perishes.

“He’s a harbinger! They have people for that. Surely he has to be up to something.”

Childe buys Mona something to eat because he’s a mother hen. Childe goes out of his way to tell someone after he notices a young girl—Barbara—is being stalked by older men, not knowing that she’s Jean’s baby sister.

“But he has to know who she is. He can’t be that stupid. They have reports on everyone of interest & those close to them surely.”

He didn’t bother to read the reports bc he chose to spar with the Traveler like the battlesexual himbo he is.

“Surely he’s planning something??? Right??”

Everyone is on high alert bc surely the 11th harbinger, best known for his batshit behavior, has to be plotting something. He must be trying to worm his way into people’s good graces. And then… he does what he said he came to do, and he just leaves. Everyone (except the people he befriended) are left baffled.

[lonelycowgirls]

Harry deffo looks like the kind of guy that will throw you around like a ragdoll and then giggle at how easy it was for him

[nobodybetterlookatme]

Oh my god I wish I could tell y'all some of the shit that comes out of my coworkers' mouths bc it's always something ridiculous but one, it's almost never anything snz related, and two, it's so off the walls insane it sounds fake but there's no way you can make this shit up 😭😭

[kuratm]

@avaere asked: " hey hey hey ------------ wanna see a coooool trick ? ? ?" but the issue about certain onis , more specifically those under the name of arataki itto , is that while most people are given a chance to answer such questions by the one in charge , he does not wait around . there's an impression to be made , one that requires eye contact as he simply squats down towards the ground , claws digging into the soil between them as he --- you guessed it --- scoops up a portion of brown, dry dirt. there's a smirk lingering on the oni's face as he , dreadfully so , shoves his hand confidently towards his widening mouth. he devours the dirt, rocks crunching between sharp teeth ( determination or idiocy ? ? ? ) as he knows people DIGS ! DAREDEVILS ! for what bigger daredevil than an actual oni would see it as suitable and ... normal enough to consume dirt in order to ... impress someone. it's almost concerning how eager itto is about this achievement. " ------------------------- i can eat anythin' y'ant ! " the rocks smash up against the oni's teeth as he ... swallows some of it ... a hand slapping against his chest proudly ; " ain't --- ain't nothin' arataki itto won't put his mouth on ! ! ! no challenge is great enough ! ! ! " is this ... courting ?

sayu has come to know a certain, eccentric oni whose presence was grand yet entire personality, well...colorful. it's almost funny how much they contrast each other, with the musician of inazuma having cooler colors, mellower temper and quieter nature whereas him being bright, loud and pompous. was it bothersome? honestly, not at all - she's met far, far worse individuals throughout her experience on the stage - and actually enjoyed this energy. the nation of eternity tended to be quite stuck up with past traditions and refused to move onward alongside other nations of teyvat, so the electro wielder found itto's nature a much needed, fresh air.

however...the same couldn't be said for his strange competitiveness. seeing how much effort he puts was commendable, sure, but sayu quickly understood he didn't think through his actions ... hence why amethyst eyes widened in shock when the way, way taller oni kneels and begins putting dirt in his mouth. what in great seven was he thinking?!

almost instantly, sayu rushed to him and suddenly grabs his hands and forcibly guides them to toss the remaining dirt off. ❛ i-itto-san, please stop that...! spit it out, now...!!! ❜ she can't remember the last time panic took her over like that, but could you blame her?! first off, this was plain unsanitary and secondly, completely unsafe for him! while fussing over itto, a thought popped in her head: what WAS he trying to pull off, in that very moment? regardless, she'd rather focus on making sure he spat it all out and check if he was alright or not.

the pure irony of the inazuman rock musician, whose career rolls around intense music and deep messages, would be quite the worrywart and wouldn't understand the gist behind itto's...impressive gesture, wasn't it? ❛ hahhh...great seven...come on, i'll get you some water, alright...? ❜ if this was his attempt of courting, then it clearly didn't work.