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One of the top ten funniest/best experiences of being a (any creative field) creator online is seeing someone tag/comment something completely different than the intended message or subject of the art/photo/story was, and it genuinely doesn’t matter if it’s not what you intended for them to experience with the thing because they got something out of it and as wild and out of left field as it is, it’s just… good.

And I don’t mean people who do the willingly misunderstand no reading comprehension and likes to yell at people thing.

I mean someone tagging suburbs on a photo of an extremely rural house. I mean someone writing an entire mini fic about an art piece that is so far from anything you were thinking of when you drew it but it’s got that heart and soul. I mean someone tagging their masc af bestie in a post about sparkly magical girls with ‘this you?’ and you can’t tell if it’s irony or genuine gender fuckery or both. I mean ship or fandom tags from 900 fandoms away on your Marvel ship art. I mean those ‘that’s me’ tags on frog pictures. I mean the seemingly random stories of life events someone went though that are followed up with the person looking concerned in the drive through window jpg. I mean the ‘wish that was me’ tag on an anime clip of someone burning alive. I mean shared experiences and ‘damn bitch you live like this?’

It’s all good. I’m beyond thrilled that you experienced something. I don’t know what it is, sometimes, but that doesn’t matter. You experienced something. And I just think that’s cool af.

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Tumblr Top Ships Bracket - Round 1 Side 1

This poll is a celebration of fandom and fandom history; we're aware that there are certain issues with many of the listed pairings and sources, but they are a part of that history. Please do not take this as an endorsement, and refrain from harassment.

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Just a heads up:

I’ll be shutting down my website in a few months once the payment contract runs out.

Accidental Merder will still be archived on here and webtoon (unless they remove it for whatever reason) but I won’t be sending out mail updates and such anymore since that’s run through my website, and you won’t be able to read it there anymore. I don’t think there’s anything else to note, but let me know if you need help saving anything from there for any reason.

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Here’s a quick look at some of the upcoming Pride stuff coming to Patreon and to the local Pride event happening in June!

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I bit into store brand bread yesterday that was $2 when I was a teen and is $5 now and said: It tastes like shit, and it’s not even cheap anymore.

Paying more for less and less until my dollar cannot afford a single thing.

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Ok so the antihistamines off amazon might be… bad somehow. At some point since going to sleep 2 hours ago I took off my cpap mask without waking up or remembering it, and then had a horrifying nightmare, woke up, saw it was off, confusion???, put it back on, closed my eyes, and immediately fell right into another horrible vision/nightmare and woke up again.

Wtf. 😰

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Shy Hooded Mergansers.

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Just say ‘stay in your place, poor’. It’s shorter, and still catches that distinct flavor of hatred.

A reminder: we’re all closer to the street than any billionaire.

Love how people will go online and brag about not seeing other people as people with their entire, disgusting chest.

And then, of course, there’s the comments agreeing or doubling down on how the person was ‘doing too much’ etc. God fucking forbid someone asks for something with some specifics, never mind what dietary needs they might have. Never mind that cream and sugar offer actual calories vs black coffee.

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Love how people will go online and brag about not seeing other people as people with their entire, disgusting chest.

And then, of course, there’s the comments agreeing or doubling down on how the person was ‘doing too much’ etc. God fucking forbid someone asks for something with some specifics, never mind what dietary needs they might have. Never mind that cream and sugar offer actual calories vs black coffee.

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My brain: You want a cheesecake for your birthday.

Me: I can’t eat a cheesecake, it would kill me.

My brain:

You want a cheesecake for your birthday.

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what? giraffes aren't even on the list of queerest animal?

My friend, there was a write in option specifically to have folks yell out their queerest animal icons. But, just to confirm and to give giraffes a fair chance:

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Border collies assigned straight by tumblr. 💀

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Aannd it’s randomly logging me out and crashing. Ok. 🥲👍

Edit: and it spammed everyone at once. I’m so sorry. 😭

I’m sorry if emails from paypal show up today. I’m doing my annual ‘tracking shipment’ thing for past commission orders because paypal is a piece of shit. 😭

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I’m sorry if emails from paypal show up today. I’m doing my annual ‘tracking shipment’ thing for past commission orders because paypal is a piece of shit. 😭

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Pride things are brewing 👀🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️