#his used car salesman demeanor and pathetic hamster qualities have captivated me body and soul

[piosplayhouse]

My ultimate dream in life is that mxtx will one day just randomly confirm that it's canon that shang qinghua had so many bitches before he died I just think that would be so so good. Like out of all the mxtx protags I want extremely pathetic bad erotica author airplane shooting towards the sky to be The Mxtx Protag Who Fucks. He may be the sweatiest and least attractive guy out of all of them but I fully believe people would be all over him (projecting)