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tsukki: listen up u little shits

tsukki: -not you, yamaguchi, im happy you're here

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nanami: i can't believe i have to go on a date with gojou

kiyotaka: if u need, i can tell him you need to help me with work

nanami: . no ... thank... s. . ...

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tae: i wish you could like, block someone in real life

namjoon: restraining order...?

yoongi: murder.

namjoon: blocked

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daichi: since when has babysitting you guys been my job?

hinata: ...

noya: ...

tanaka: ...

daichi: oh my god it is isnt it

kiyoko: without you this gym would have burned down a year ago

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ok so i think I'm going to revive this blog as an incorrect quotes blog !!!

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hmmm ok well ig ill introduce myself again so hello i made this little chart thing a while ago so ig ill use it?

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ok yall i redid the acc to make it slightly less awful

i might delete a bunch of the older posts now but we'll see. ig ill start making new content???? idk this is just a lockdown activity for me now so lets see how this goes

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LMFAO I REALY HAD THE WORD POTATO IN MY USER 😭😭

i might redo this acc bc it has some followers to make it fit me more but idk ill see ksamjsjs

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hello idk if anyone remembers me but hi!

i relogged in for the first time in like ages to regress back into my 13 yo self so hello lmfao watch this get one note 😭😭

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Mingi: Hongjoong was really mad at the fact that I had no sense of direction.

Mingi: So I packed my bags and right.

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Jungkook: I'M GOING TO KICK YOUR BUTT

Jimin: at least I have a butt

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San, about Wooyoung: He was an angel that fell from heaven.

Yeosang: *whispering* So was Lucifer.

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Yoongi: Am I a good person? No.

Yoongi: But am I improving?

Yoongi: No.

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im not super active so it may take me a day to respond, but !!!!!!

like and/or reblog this if your blog is open (pre, during and post pandemic) for people to drop in for a chat and even find a friend! (mostly because I think it’ll be nice for ppl to connect during this time) 💘

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Jimin: I'd die for you.

Tae: I'd die for YOU.

Jin: [Shouting across the room] NO ONE HERE IS DYING

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Jongho: What if I put coffee in my cereal instead of milk?

Seonghwa, taking away the coffee pot as he walks to go break up a 99z fight: What if you didn’t? 

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Tae, on a sugar-high: oxygen was discovered in 1772 so how did people breathe before that? 

Bang pd, sick of being texted at 3 am: JUST GO TO SLEEP ALREADY GOD DAMMIT