#holds head

[enden-k]

guess who found (by accident) the secret door in the tanit camp a year (!!) after he did everything there

[endenope]

Hey king I think I have something you would like (yes it's a haithussy fic)

https://archiveofourown.org/works/47498830?view_adult=true#main

kaveh eating out haitham?!! squirting haithussy?!!! hhhh thank u sm this sent me to heaven 🙏

also this

always obsessed with cum getting pushed back in i dont even know why but its just so very hot and everytime i read a fic and kaveh/haitham do this im just like 😩 yes

[bonnefoysdick]

[simcardiac-arrested]

IM JUST SAYIN cause like i have phantom wings and they are a Pain to deal with because they aren't there and they've never been there so like. phantom wings but its specifically clipped parts of wings. so they can try to fly but can't, because the wings are clipped

OUGHHH THIS IS SO . AEURHGHHHH

[angelfic]

annabeth and grover frantically submerging percy in water the way you’d put an iphone in a bowl of rice

[munch-mumbles]

having such a fucking vivid vision of a law pmv to this song rn im taking notes

[smokeys-house]

If tumblr shuts down you can find me in living in a shotgun shack. If tumblr shuts down you can find me in another part of the world. If tumblr shuts down you can find me behind the wheel of a large automobile. If tumblr shuts down you can find me in a beautiful house, with a beautiful wife. It tumblr shuts down I'll send myself an ask that says "how did I get here?"

[ionomycin]

Maiden of Light

[saints-who-never-existed]

“In the war film, a soldier can hold his buddy—as long as his buddy is dying on the battlefield. In the western, Butch Cassidy can wash the Sundance Kid’s naked flesh—as long as it is wounded. In the boxing film, a trainer can rub the well-developed torso and sinewy back of his protege—as long as it is bruised. In the crime film, a mob lieutenant can embrace his boss like a lover—as long as he is riddled with bullets. 

Violence makes the homo-eroticism of many “male” genres invisible; it is a structural mechanism of plausible deniability.”

–Tarantino’s Incarnational Theology: Reservoir Dogs, Crucifixions, and Spectacular Violence. Kent L. Brintnall.

[akuma-homura]

oh dear. i'm torn between many things I want to do. many drawing ideas paralyzing me, wanting to redo my personal neocities site, wanting to write...

also just. very tired to today. I wanted to stream because haha friday the 13th but I'm just tired man

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

oh sure barbie has a thousand different professional qualifications, but when was the last time she was allowed to kill a man? the patriarchy must end

[enden-k]

"how about you give me a hand this time, ratio~?" a-

[invasive]

[whereisthedamndaddymanual]

It's fine. You masturbated enough for both of us.

It wasn't until you insisted on corrupting me with squirting internet porn that I started really becoming even a semi-retired masturbator.

[bluenoisen]

plunged into the deep end

[canisalbus]

✦ Tipsy ✦