#holy killercat

[someonewhogotanaccount]

hey kitkat :p

BWAHAHAHAHAHA STOP STOP I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING!!!!! HELP!!! I NEED TO BREATHE-

Holy Killercat, that's even funnier than the last one - oh and look, smiley's laughing too XD. Nice. Damn I miss you three so much ouch ouch ouch. My master and I will take care of smiley, don't worry about that. We won't let her run away again (it was enough pain in the ass to find her the last time ;).

Also I'm proud (again) that you keep up with duolingo, as my best bad friend always complains about it. And if you ever despair of grammar that is too difficult or something like that, I can only say: "Deutsche Sprache, schwere Sprache." Oh, and "Grundstücksverkehrsgenehmigungszuständigkeitsübertragungsverordnung", of course (have fun with that one ;).

Thank you thank you thank you for sending me this, Aylin, I can imagine being the... uh... "middle teenager" can't be easy :). How are you doing? NOnnonono scratch that. Better question: What are the "travelling cat chronicles"??? Maybe I'll have to correct my wish list for christmas, who knows.

[tinadablackthorn]

"guys spam my inbox with the weirdest shit you can think of please"

*epic music* Please, hold my Killercat. My time has come.

- I once heard that kangaroo means "I don't understand you" in the language of the indigenous people of that time. I imagine the conquistadors at that time would point to this giant bouncing thing with a pot belly and ask "Hey, what's the name of that thing?" and the natives would be like "Bro, I don't understand you" and the conquistadors would be like "Ahhh. Okay, let's hunt this I-don't-understand-you animal. Looks yummy."

- Cats can sprint up to 50 km/h. But I swear, when my cat hears a plastic bag crackle, it runs into the kitchen at least 80 km/h fast.

- I used to wonder why my dad would give me weird stuff that I didn't want (princess stuff), until I found out a few years earlier that he always gave me and my younger half-sister (who I've never met and has a very similar name to me) the same thing. EVEN MY HAMSTER. And, to top it off, the hamster had the same name as mine. And I had mine first. Since then, he only sends me money for my birthday (although this year he even asked what kind of book I wanted. We're making progress)

- I wrote a German exam today and it was okay

- I have no more exams for the next weeks ( Yessss!!!)

- I read the last chapter of Worm and I'm NOT OKAY (hopefully the epilogue will change that)

- Actually, I always have a billion unnecessary facts in my head, but right now I can't think of one more ;)

Are you happy now?

(before reading: oh shit finally again i missed this)

OHMYGOD YES CAVEMEN SAYING LOOK IT’S THE I-DONT-UNDERSTAND-YOU ANIMAL

sTOP 😭 I WANT A CAT SO BADLY THEYRE SO CUTEEE (i can’t remember if it was cats or dogs that could sense your feelings?)

holy shit that must have been horrible for you to find out. also the awkward talk with your dad about it

CONGRATS OMG I WISH I’M REVISING FOR MY ALGEBRA TEST TOMORROW

i haven’t heard of that book actually lmaoo

yea i’m very happy imf i love it when you do this

yes distract me from revising tyy ;))

[someonewhogotanaccount]

Procrastinated conversation (literally)

This is gonna be long sooo if you don't like my brain and me, just don't keep reading :).

Brain: Hello. Me: Brain: Hellooo. Me: Brain: DO YOU HEAR BAD?! Me: Ugh, what do you want again? Please make it quick, I'm at an exciting part of the book right now. Brain: That one. That's not a book. Me: Ebook then. Brain: FANFICTION. There's a difference- Me: Get to the point. Brain: I'm supposed to remind you that you still have work to do. Me: No way. I've set myself an alarm clock so I don't forget. Brain: An alarm clock that you've had in snooze mode for two and a half hours. Me: Brain: Me: Brain: Listen, if you're not going to play the piano, clean your room or study for tomorrow's test, at least read Stellarlune. So I can cross at least one thing off the to-do list. Me: But these fanfictions help me recover from Worm. Do you know how long I had to search for a proper fanfic? How many filters I had to use? That was VERY hard work. Cross that off your to-do list. Brain: It's been 42 days and about three hours since you finished Worm. Get over it already. Me: GO TO THE REMAINS OF MY HEART AND COMPLAIN THERE! Brain: Me: Brain: Me: You know what? Just remind me later, okay? Brain: ...All right. But if I hear any complaining- Me: Yeah yeah, sure. Now get out of here.

--- Later that night---

Brain: Hello again. Me: *Snores softly* Brain: HELLO AGAIN! Me: Brain: GET UP YOU'RE FIVE HOURS LATE!!! Me: WHAAAAAaaaaa what the fu- Brain: Ah. Finally. You're awake. Me: HOW CAN YOU BE SO RELAXED, WE'RE FIVE HOURS TOO- wait. Why. Is it still dark outside. Brain: Because it's 11:47 pm. You fell asleep just some minutes ago. Anyway, since you're awake now, remember the to-do list? Me: Me: You're giving me a heart attack. At almost midnight. To talk with me about my fucking to-do list?! Brain: Hey, watch your language or I'll have to censor you! Me: Don't tell me how to live my life, dumba*beep*. Me: Did you just f*beep*ing censor me? Me: *Beep*. Brain: Ahhh, way better. Now, to come back to the topic at hand... Me: I know you're dying to do this now. But could we maybe postpone this conversation until tomorrow? I'm really tired. Brain: See? That's exactly what I'm talking about. Always procrastinating… what's tomorrow going to be? You get ready for school, then you study for the vocabulary test at best twenty minutes before the test, same with the homework you had to do - I'm tired too, you know? I need time to study and I need enough space to memorize important things. You're wasting both time and space. And all that stress with the never-ending to-do list… it's not easy. All I'm saying is that I need help. Some support from you would be very nice and- Brain: Brain: You're asleep again, aren't you? Brain: Well, I guess it's my turn now. Brain: *Beep*.

---Right now---

Brain: …oh wow. It took you two weeks. For this crap. Holy Killercat. Me: Hey, just think of it as an experiment. Now we know I'm even better at procrastination than we already thought! Brain: Brain: Where's the f*beep*ing exit.