#honestly dont even get me started on hot fuzz cause there are so many quotes from that thing that i repeat daily | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

sprinklethetangerine · 10 months

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I don't know about you, but my entire life REVOLVES around quoting shows and movies and whatever I know. If I never quoted things... then I just wouldn't be me anymore.

Just now, I suffered through 3 and a half hours of studying before finally calling it a day and going to eat and maybe watch something with my sister only to find the bitch asleep and doing exactly what I wish I was doing for those 3 hours I studied in. Absolutely nothing. So I, with no one but me around to hear, said "boo, you whore."

I quoted mean girls. For no reason other than I fucking wanted to. And if I didn't do that in that very moment... I don't think my life would be complete rn.

Literally 50 times through an average conversation, I will quote SOMETHING from SOMEWHERE.

#another thing i say a lot is “the key to being a good thief is nice and stealthy” *loud crash* “like a mouse”#or another jacksepticeye one “honey im TRAAASH”#“hey vsauce michael here your home security is great”#“or is it?”#“for the greater good” “the greater good”#“lock me up” “im sorry?” “im a slasher” “youre a what??” “a slasher... of prices. my discounts are criminal. catch me later!”#honestly dont even get me started on hot fuzz cause there are so many quotes from that thing that i repeat daily #theyre like daily affirmations at this point #ive probably memorized every single line in that movie #“im not worried about silly little things like labels people can call me whatever theyd like they can even call me dookie..........”#“NEVER CALL ME DOOKIE”#“shut up astrid”#etc etc you get it #i say lots of things from lots of places

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