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sprinklethetangerine · 10 months

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I don't know about you, but my entire life REVOLVES around quoting shows and movies and whatever I know. If I never quoted things... then I just wouldn't be me anymore.

Just now, I suffered through 3 and a half hours of studying before finally calling it a day and going to eat and maybe watch something with my sister only to find the bitch asleep and doing exactly what I wish I was doing for those 3 hours I studied in. Absolutely nothing. So I, with no one but me around to hear, said "boo, you whore."

I quoted mean girls. For no reason other than I fucking wanted to. And if I didn't do that in that very moment... I don't think my life would be complete rn.

Literally 50 times through an average conversation, I will quote SOMETHING from SOMEWHERE.

#another thing i say a lot is “the key to being a good thief is nice and stealthy” *loud crash* “like a mouse”#or another jacksepticeye one “honey im TRAAASH”#“hey vsauce michael here your home security is great”#“or is it?”#“for the greater good” “the greater good”#“lock me up” “im sorry?” “im a slasher” “youre a what??” “a slasher... of prices. my discounts are criminal. catch me later!”#honestly dont even get me started on hot fuzz cause there are so many quotes from that thing that i repeat daily #theyre like daily affirmations at this point #ive probably memorized every single line in that movie #“im not worried about silly little things like labels people can call me whatever theyd like they can even call me dookie..........”#“NEVER CALL ME DOOKIE”#“shut up astrid”#etc etc you get it #i say lots of things from lots of places

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inhumanliquid · 2 months

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Hey, Vsauce. Michael here. Your home security is great! Or is it?

(Insert Vsauce intro followed immediately by Springtrap "jumpscare")

#five nights at freddy's #fnaf

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oswaldskovich · 1 year

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Hey Vsauce! Michael here! Your home security is great! Or is it? None of you are safe.

#vsauce #scary #disturbing #meme #youtube memes #horror memes

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dreamybasil · 1 year

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Hey

Vsauce

Michael here

Your home security is great

Or is it?

"I don't really know...?"

#askbasilquestions #soxiedi #omori aus #basil omori

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theauthor27 · 15 days

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Hey, VSauce, Michael here, your home security is great, or is it?

It is great I have two knights outside of my house and they tell people who come within a 5 foot vicinity that if they can guess which one lies and which one tells the truth they can pass but they actually both just tell lies

#asks

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swagmaxxer · 9 months

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hey vsauce michael here

your home security is great! or is it?

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sunnyhikik0 · 9 months

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Hey vsauce! Michael here

Your home security system is Great

Or.. is it?

Who's at the door?

#ask blog #omori ask blog #[🌻 basil answers]

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questimingo · 1 year

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Hey, Vsauce. Michael here. Your home security is great.

Or is it?

I'm inside your home

🦩eye-roll

🦩.o0(Well, that's probably wrong. For one, our home security isn't actually that great.)

#ludoplane #questimingo

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