#hope nobody else has done this

[gate653]

[otasuneyaoi]

got a new drawing tablet. hello everyone

[oceanwithouthermoon]

i think its weird that i have to make this disclaimer but the internet is crazy so wtvr,, anyway,,

if i say i dont like something, that doesnt mean "that thing is bad and nobody should post it.."

i swear literally every time i even mention that i dislike something, people will go "wow does that mean u fucking hate me cuz i post that thing? ur a fucking stupid bitch and all ur opinions r wrong" LIKE ?? er.. no. just because i say i dont like certain characterizations of certain characters (the saiki k fandom is CRAZY about this cuz i can state an opinion on literally any character and a group of people will still go 'well only we're allowed to post our opinions about them because we're always right!1!1!'), or certain ship tropes (mentioned my hatred of toxic yaoi maybe once or twice on here months ago and people STILL get mad at me as if i said toxic yaoi lovers r evil or something), or certain ships, or WHATEVER, does not mean that i HATE the people who are posting them or that i think they shouldnt post them at all, NO, im just posting about my personal tastes on my personal blog and it would be extremely weird and hypocritical if i decided that i was the ONLY person that was allowed to do that,,

i think the only reason people assume that is because there are a lot of other people on here who ARE like that, and a lot of people toe the line between posting that they dont like something and posting that they think everyone who likes that thing is stupid, annoying, and wrong,, so i guess all i can say is, sorry for whatever made you make these assumptions but they arent true about me so plz leave me alone ʘ‿ʘ ur doing the same thing to me that ur accusing me of but i didnt do it in the first place so ur just actively being a dick for no reason

[roachsauce]

palpatine asked him to pick up his grubhub order

[makiitoh]

[jaarijani]

Look out! I think Moto Moto likes you~

[mondstein]

he truly checked those facts (go check that)

[rainowbenstyls]

faith in the future x

inktober day 5 (read tags if ya want)

[wtylas]

[starlooove]

I’m trying not to be a hater but that tiktok and comment section pissed me off so bad.

[sisterdivinium]

... So I was answering a thing elsewhere and I did some math and apparently I've written almost 68.000 words of doctor superion fic in total, lol...

[solradguy]

GG2OMC (ENGLISH): IZUNA - OYABIN’S TALE OF PAST AND PRESENT

Word Count: 1757 Warnings: None Chapter Index & Credits Page・ Mobile Friendly Version Archive.org download page (.PDF + uncompressed art scans)

Translator notes for all the cultural references are at the end of the post. 

There is a world that exists as a dimension completely different from the Backyard and this world, Earth. That world is separated from both this world and the Backyard, and impossible to come and go freely without the definition of the Backyard. This world has been a foreign land inhabited by many different inhuman beings since ancient times.

黄泉平坂. Yomotsuhirasaka. It is the most famous world of them all. Generally written as "黄泉比良坂," it appears in the old Japanese peoples’ ancient documents, Kojiki and Nihonshoki, as an imaginary land. Of course, it is a world created with longing and awe in the sense that it was a place beyond the reach of the people of that time.

What is noteworthy here is the fact that people at that time had the concept of a dimensional world different from the present world, such as the afterlife. In recent years, the existence of the Backyard was at last hypothesized, and in the course of this research the existence of a world inhabited by non-humans, such as Yomotsuhirasaka, was deduced and hypothesized to be a world in a different dimension than the Backyard.

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“Hey, hey, Oyabin, Oyabin!” 

Nekomata played with her master’s hair while speaking to him. 

“...Hmm? What did you say?” 

The one who replied with lazy indifference was the popular Izuna, affectionately called "Oyabin" or "Oi-chan."

“Oyabin wears a lot of things, such as charms and sword crossguards, don't you? Hey, what's wrong?"

“I don’t know, I can’t remember. I've worn these for as long as I can remember.” 

“Hmm. Well, I wonder what it is then? Oh, this... this hairpin is cute!"

Nekomata fidgeted and then pulled on the hairpin.

"Ouch! That hurts, don't pull on it!”

Little Nekomata's cheeks puffed out in anger, but she soon forgot about it.

“Oh, I know. Tell me a fun story like you always do!"

It was a tranquil day. Izuna's daily routine was to tell stories to his fellow yokai, and the yokai would listen attentively to them.

“I guess I could. Right. We can talk about that today. Let’s see, we’ll start at a leisurely pace then, shall we?”

“Myeah~!” 

After seeing Nekomata's face break into a broad smile, Izuna calmly began to tell his story.

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It’s an old story now, right? There was this couple. The husband was a boorish, but serious and hardworking government official. The wife was also very kind and devoted to her husband. One day, the husband presented his wife with a beautiful wooden box. Then he told her that he was leaving on a mission. It was a dangerous job and he might not be able to return.

“Eep! So sudden... Is this a sad story?”

“Not really. Don't worry.”

“...Really?”

“Yeah, yeah.  Eh, now then, let’s be patient until the end, alright?”

“...Mm-hm!”

The wife asked her husband what his mission was. The husband's mission was to seal the nine "Killing Stones" scattered all over the country. The stones appeared when a certain yokai was exterminated. A high priest had smashed the stones before, and the pieces were scattered all over the country. The pieces then began to spread a poisonous mist around the area. The plants and trees in the area withered, and anyone who came close to them died from the deadly mist. It was said that the stones were spewing out the exterminated yokai’s hatred. 

“Mmmm. Is that a bad sign?”

“But, if you attach a talisman given by the emperor to a killing stone and pierce it with a sword on which a sutra is written, the evil spirit will disappear…”

“...Oh, really~? And then what?”

The husband came back with nine paper talismans and nine ornamental swords from the emperor. The wife thought, “If my husband goes off to war, he might not make it back alive.”

She did not want her husband to die.

“Mm, and then...?”

That night, after her husband went to bed, the wife took out the talismans and swords. Without them, her husband would not be able to go to war. Then, she thought, she should throw them away somewhere. It was a manifestation of her desire to save her husband and to not let him die.

“S-so what happened next, meow?” 

The wife decided to throw them into a nearby lake. She rowed a small boat to the center of the lake and was about to throw away the cloth-wrapped talismans and swords when...

...splash!

She slipped and fell into the lake!

“Meo-ahhhh!!!”

“Don’t be so loud, Nekomata!”

“But, but, but, but-!” 

“What do you think? Don't you want to hear the rest?”

“I don't want a sad story... But I'm so curious~”

“Well, shall we continue? The wife sank into the lake with the bundle. The end.”

“...What? That’s it?” 

“Mm, yeah.”

“It was a sad story after all. Oi-chan's a liar~!”

“Just kidding, just kidding. The next day, when the husband woke up, his wife was waiting for him with breakfast ready.”

"Huh? Huuuuuuhhhhh!!?? What, what, how?"

The husband quietly finished his meal and began to prepare for departure. However, he could not find his swords and the important talismans. When he asked his wife about them, she replied that she didn’t know. The earnest husband reported the situation to the emperor and asked for his judgment. The emperor did not say much, but ordered him to wait until replacement talismans and swords could be prepared.

“Ahh w-what the heck?”

It was a few days after that. Reports of the disappearance of the poisonous mist came one after another from various places where the rocks were scattered.

“Nya, fur real!?”

The result was so good that the husband was not blamed for losing the original swords and talismans and he lived happily together with his wife for a long time. This time, it's over and done with… for real!

“Happy ending? I feel cheated! ...Why is the wife still alive?”

“Well, who knows? Maybe there is no deep meaning in the old tales. But if Nekomata-chan is a good girl, she might get to find out.”

“Ohh!? I'll do my best!”

Oh, that's right. I forgot to mention; inside the gifted wooden box was a venerable hairpin given to the husband by the emperor. It was shaped like an ear of rice, made hundreds of years ago, it just adds to the mystery…

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The probability of humans perceiving the existence of a "gate" connecting the Backyard and Earth is close to zero. This is because the appearance of a gate in this world is extremely rare, and its range of appearance extends over the vast area of the entire universe, and the time before it vanishes again is irregular. It is not something that can be found by searching for it.

Such an astronomically low encounter rate was coincidental for the wife on this occasion. On her way down to the depths of the deep, dark lake, the wife encountered such a gateway to the Backyard and was swallowed. Her body was unable to withstand the external pressure of the Backyard, which boasted a high density of compressed information, and she fizzled out and disappeared in mere seconds.

Gods, demons, humans, yokai, and all other forms of life in this world are born with their existence equally defined in the Backyard. Izuna was no exception to this rule.

Originally, tsukumogami and yokai are deified after having their souls in some form of the 8 million things that can exist in the world, and after spending a hundred years or more with their shape fixed to their original form. Izuna, for example, is one of the tsukumogami that protect the island nation of Japan, which exists on the planet Earth in a certain galaxy. These phenomena are caused by rare irregularities that occur in the Backyard.

The "selection of possibilities" of the components of Izuna began to occur at a very early stage. At the stage when the approximate constituent elements had been determined, noise was introduced into the "information that constituted Izuna while his form solidified," and a change occurred in the structure. This is because the "strong thought of the wife for her husband" that remained as information in the Backyard even after the loss of her body accidentally rewrote Izuna's structural information when the irregularity occurred.

And the irregular structural transformation phenomenon consequently had a profound effect on the formation of Izuna's shape and personality. Izuna's soul was embodied in a gift the wife received from her husband before her death, a "hairpin shaped like an ear of rice.”

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※This work was written by the author [Yoji Ushizawa] based on ancient Japanese legends and folklore such as "The Fox of Nine Tails" and "The Killing Stone," with his own interpretation to match the worldview of the "Guilty Gear" series. Please note, the text does not necessarily follow the legitimate lore.

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TRANSLATOR NOTES:

Yomotsuhirasaka: The boundary between the world of the living and the world of the dead (yomi).

Kojiki: is a chronicle of myths, legends, hymns, genealogies, and oral traditions. It is the oldest surviving piece of Japanese literature.

Nihonshoki: Sometimes translated as “The Chronicles of Japan”;  the second-oldest book of classical Japanese history.

The Killing Stone (Sessho-seki) is a stone in the volcanic mountains of Japan that is famous for sulfurous hot springs and, in Japanese mythology, is said to kill anyone who comes into contact with it.

Tsukumogami are tools that have acquired a spirit or a kami. Foxes and tanuki, among other beings, that have lived for at least a hundred years and changed forms are considered tsukumogami. In modern times, this term can be written as 九十九神 (99 deities), which I accidentally translated it as previously. Special thanks to Volcanic Fighter (Discord) for the correction of this translation.

Explanation of the last part of this story: The Backyard is a dimension composed of raw, compressed, data. While Izuna was being given form within these data, the wife from the story fell through a hole in reality (located at the bottom of a lake)  and into the Backyard where her data mingled with Izuna’s, affecting both his physical form and personality. Her influence on Izuna manifested as the hairpin that her husband had gifted her. 

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Chapter Index & Credits Page・ Mobile Friendly Version

[devilbunzz]

[trashgoblincreature]

Some inscryption ocs. Scrybes of elements and their subordinates. The scrybe characters, themselves, i made a while ago, but sorta didn't wanna post til i made designs for their subordinates, too. None of these subordinates have names, yet, but im workin on it. Might draw them all digitally, later

So. Some random stuff about these guys

- Moe and Bruten are actually the twin children of Niria, who created them from a dying star and a freezing comet, respectively

- The shapeshifter dude is typically talked down to and neglected, but he doesn't yet realize how bad that is, because all he knows is that he wants to take bruten's place, someday, and he thinks he's doing good and starting to get somewhere, even though he's not

- The character stuck in the wall can move, but only in lava. If they try to go somewhere without enough heat, they could get seriously hurt [they found out the hard way]

- The two sewn together are mostly just there because nobody else could deal with their nonstop yelling at each other. They found other people who didn't fit in with everyone else, and just stayed. However, it just ended with more arguing, because now they can't agree on if they should practice more with moe's elements or bruten's elements

- Bruten’s favorite student is actually the one stuck in the wall. the one that’s not even his student. the one that can’t leave their room. the one that he can avoid, no matter what. 

- Moe has tried to be there for the sewn together twins, but they typically push her away. she doesn’t talk to the one in the wall, much, because the one in the wall is scared of her, and the shapeshifter is typically just the one she goes to to joke around with. he’s not the best for more serious conversations, though, so that doesn’t help much

[piplupod]

my sister has taken to calling really fucking normal ass opinions "radically liberal" and i am so so so tired. so unbelievably tired. i thought university was supposed to turn u into a leftist, not just give you more language to shit on leftist politics. what the fuck.

[spaghettithighs]

@foone