#hope she's doing good

[queeraliensposts]

Illymation: Don't be a dick to fat people.

The internet: EWWWW SHE'S GLORIFYING OBESITY LET'S DOX HER!!!!!!!

[hungry-skeleton]

I miss Emilia Fart

[bl33ditout]

i miss @xxthe3nd , i don't know where her blog went but she was a very sweet person and was full of good vibes

[liquidstar]

If my mom sees a significant amount of blood she gets lightheaded, and has fainted on some occasions. Once it happened when we were kids, I wasn't there to witness it but I heard the story from my dad. Basically my brothers, around 7 or 8 at the time, were playing outside while my mom was making their lunch, and she accidentally cut her finger. It wasn't anything serious, but it drew a fair bit of blood and she passed out. My dad saw this and rushed over, but he didn't really know what to do so he just sort of started slapping her to wake her up (not recommended, but he had no idea and panicked)

At that exact moment my brothers both came in from playing, and all they saw was our mom unconscious on the floor and our dad slapping her. So, like, without even saying a word to each other they both just INSTANTLY start whaling on him, like, full blown attack mode to defend our mom. Which obviously didn't help the situation, but she did wake up and everything was fine.

Now our dad says that he's actually really glad they attacked him over what they thought was going on, because it means he raised good boys. And I still think that's true, they're very good boys.

[aboveweirdest]

I think the most bisexual thing that's ever happened to me is when everyone was shocked when i decided to get my septum pierced specifically because they thought i already had. People who saw me at least weekly were convinced i had a septum ring already. Even my piercer had to take a second to think before remembering she had not, in fact, stabbed that part of my face yet

[floccinaucinihilipilificationa]

[her-canine-teeth]

my cchildhood best friend had sun as her middle name and back then I didnt rlly understand it - like it was just an extra sound in her full name but now I think abt it every time I think of her and it's so beautiful somehow like I cant rlly explain it

[dapper-lil-arts]

Last one I swear... Unless?

[dingledraw]

Ineffable wives collab with @t-nartin! 🐍🍎🕊️ It was great fun to see how our art styles work together🤩

(pose inspo✌️😗)

[bacchuschucklefuck]

prayer of the day:

[retiredtothesaltonsea]

mitski's response to the tweet asking people to put away their phones during her shows

[dangoulains-devotion]

[kandismon]

totally lore-accurate swanqueen screencap redraws 4/∞

they're on their first date :3c

[nxuvillette]

happy mother’s day to y/n’s mom who sold her to one direction or 5sos for drug money

[heartorbit]

a new world together

[airoarts]

Leader and deputy

[Image description: a digital painting of Squirrelstar and Ivypool from Warriors. Squirrelstar is a small dark red cat with green eyes, standing in front of the much taller Ivypool, a gray tabby-and-white cat with blue eyes and many battle scars. The background is dark blue. end ID]