#hot chocolate in my mouth

[library-faery]

Sitting on a park bench drinking fresh concrete or whatever bears in trees said

[arisveah]

terrible awful realization

[image transcript:

arisveah: and the surgery scene was so much more piercing seeing it from a different angle like omg now we have the idea that he was screaming the whole time omg.

best friend: RIGHT

arisveah: (referring to a previous comment about the exposure) "nerd" okay star wars. what am i supposed to do with the knowledge that charlie was screaming for half an hour what the fuck. what do i do with that? poor boy. if he ever escapes his voice is going to be absolutely shot. and plus saying all that (referring to the horror of promoting a future sex channel with your voice and not your authority) on stream- poor man might never say anything again (if he gets out) :(

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[stiffyck]

You know when u order hot chocolate and it's THICK. Like that's the worst thing that could happen. I wanted a very sweet drink not a fucking sauce what is this

[newagevictorianorphan]

i think ab ellen sm

[morganpdf]

do u ever buy hot chocolate as an excuse to buy whipped cream

[toytulini]

it is baffling to me that ppl keep insisting "if its not sprite then what IS it tho?" and seemingly do not...retain the recipes that are being shared. like you dont have to memorize them its just repeatedly "is lemonade not sprite though? how is it not sprite?"

"its lemon juice, water, and sugar"

"is it not the same as sprite?" no we just told u. does that sound like sprite to you. does sprite give you the vibe of juicing some lemons on a hot summer day? the lemonade version closest to Sprite over here, in terms of Being Lemonade, is still Notably Different from sprite, or any other soda, is probably Minute Maid, a highly processed branded lemonade that you can occasionally get from soda fountains (DESPITE! NOT BEING CARBONATED! similar to how they somehow dispense iced or sweet tea from soda fountains) it sometimes comes in a can or 2L bottle similar to soda, in the soda isle. and its Not Soda. its not Carbonated. its Trying To Pretend So Hard To Be Real Lemonade. it tastes like lemonade thats a bit sad. it is far more lemonade than SPRITE will ever be. if yall were simply insisting that lemonade is carbonated, that it was like, fizzy minute maid, that would be less offensive than calling sprite lemonade. which is Insane. good god.

[thoughts-and-clouds]

im so sorry. my childhood made ur memory rotten. i always think of u with a bitter mouth. but today u tasted like innocent joy. i forgot why u were bitter in the first place. i dont think i will ever taste joy like that again. i missed that. please forgive me. i miss u.

[house-in-the-backyard-trees]

BOWLING AND MAKING PASTA WITH BOYFRIEND WAS A SUCCESS WOOHOO

[absentmoon]

i accidentally ordered a cheese danish but it was Really fucking good

[mourninglamby]

people are talking about how good the cphil and syndicate endings were but i need to speak my mind to someone and say i dont give a shit and i hate cranboo so much it hurts

im too high and too tired to give a shit anymore the entire world should explode and we should all die there that’s my take whatever 🧙‍♂️🧙‍♂️🧙‍♂️

[oflgtfol]

i feel like that weird "mouth burns when eating chocolate" thing i have is getting worse as in i have it a lot more frequently like it used to be only certain chocolates, and like actual chocolate, but now it happens even when im eating brownies? a baked good that just contains chocolate in the batter???

[darkandwholesome]

me, at 2am, just finished writing 2 hours work (2000 words) of fanfiction, not being able to post it because my internet it down, drinking hot choco, and scrolling through Pinterest:

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i wanna put it in my mouwth.

in my mth.

plez

[haxxy]

i think it’s foam not oil

Oh no trust me, as the one who's drinking it. It's oil.

[the-irrelevant-trumpeter]

i have a really awful sense of smell, which doesn’t usually affect me much, but right now i’m really wishing i did.

[bretzkysbs]

It turns out the cookies are real — sort of.

They are baked at the home of Lara MacLean, who has been a “puppet wrangler” for the Jim Henson Company for almost three decades. MacLean started as an intern for Sesame Workshop in 1992 and has been working for the team ever since.

The recipe, roughly: Pancake mix, puffed rice, Grape-Nuts and instant coffee, with water in the mixture. The chocolate chips are made using hot glue sticks — essentially colored gobs of glue.

The cookies do not have oils, fats or sugars. Those would stain Cookie Monster. They’re edible, but barely. “Kind of like a dog treat,” MacLean says.

Before she reinvented the recipe in the 2000s, the creative team behind “Sesame Street” used versions of rice crackers and foams to make the cookies. The challenge was that the rice crackers would make more of a mess and get stuck in Cookie’s fur. And the foams didn’t look like cookies once they broke apart.

Cookie has been portrayed since 2001 by David Rudman, who took over the role from Frank Oz. Rudman’s right hand moves the mouth, which is eating, and his left hand holds the cookies. Both work in concert to break the cookies, which means they have to be soft enough to fall apart.

Rudman said soft cookies are best, adding, “The more crumbs, the funnier it is. If he eats the cookie, and it only breaks into two pieces if it’s too hard, it’s just not funny,” he said. “It looks almost painful. But if he eats a cookie and it explodes into a hundred crumbs, that’s where the comedy comes from.”

MacLean has perfected a recipe that is “thin enough that it’ll explode into a hundred crumbs,” Rudman said. “But it’s not too thin that it’ll break in my hand when I’m holding it.”

Not every (human) guest realizes that the cookies aren’t meant to be eaten. Adam Sandler appeared on an episode and decided to share in the muppet's delight by spontaneously eating a cookie with him on set.

“As soon as the cameras cut, he was like, ‘Blech!' ” MacLean said.

[silksinging]

Hi can any of the dungeon meshi senshiheads who are nonjudgemental about food value tell me what it means that I am simultaneously craving either

-chocolate, in any form, but ideally as rich and fudgy as possible

-salt and vinegar chips