#hot glenn christmas

[flowercrowns-n-punks]

GLENNATION WE WON TODAY WE WILL KEEP WINNING I LIED BOUT ONLY ONE GLENN CLOSE SHIRTLESS DRAWING

I WILL BE GIVING MORE THEN ONE BUT TO GET YOU ALL STARTED

ONE OF THE MANY SHIRTLESS GLENN DRAWINGS I SHALL BE BRINGING YOU ALL

ALL THE WAY INTO HOT GLENN CHRISTMASS!!

[ariose-ghoul]

*news reporter voice* we are in for a treat this holiday season with hot glenn christmas!

[nicky-jr]

get a belt, whore

VOTE FOR GLENN

[lunarrosette]

Happy hot Glenn Hondadays been forgetting to participate :P been ages since I’ve drawn his ass

Ignore the new ep only thing abt this bitch

[locke-n-k3y]

I'll be honest I finished the Nicky and immediately did the Glenn, sorry for posting so close together, tomorrow I will have the sweater prompt (maybe this time Glenn won't be naked?? Who knows) but yes, he is once again artfully covered under the cut but very very naked so pls beware <33

This beach is based on what the beach five mins from my house looked like today, so no summer fun just an infernally hot Glenn flexing his interior heat by getting nakey on a cold ass beach

Once again trans Glenn rights, he looks so chill hear, less cunty more 'sagely reading a small book in the garden'

[itsbrucey]

Trying to finalize my Glenn Krampus so I can draw him with his balls out (/j). Which do y’all like more: Glenn classic, or Glenn but Shadow/more goat.

Pros of Glenn Classic: Looks like Glenn! We like that guy!

Cons of Glenn Classic: Not as goat. Less Krampus, more Glenn

Pros of Glenn But More Goat: mysterious and a smidge more monster-y. That’s sexy right?

Cons: you don’t get to see his beautiful eyes as easily.

[radisyn]

I have been sick for a few days so this is all I've managed for Day 7 (Ugly Sweaters and Costumes) of @hot-glenn-holidays-2023 thus far... think I'm going for a sexy santa/krampus costume vibe 😂 hence the bells and (eventually) chains and fire 🔥⛓️😈

Anyway happy holidays ya lovely degenerates ❤️ hope we can do something like this again sometime! thanks to @babacontainsmultitudes and @iersei especially o7 o7 o7 y'all are the real MVPs

[iersei]

currently putting up the family christmas tree and hoping it gives me the rock and roll energy and strength to keep going

[nick-close]

Glenn Pokémon PITCH

-Roggenrola (obviously)

-Weedle (funny) (beedrill is also funny)

-one of the eevees (leafeon? Weed dog? Could see umbreon tho.)

-delibird (Christmas, his main guy)

-swirlix (munchies)

-gulpin (gulpin on deez nuts)

-darumaka (fire and little guy)

-meloetta (singer and also he deserves a mythic Pokémon ppl r confused how he achieved)

(Before someone says ‘there’s a literal weed cat’ I think Glenn is a dog guy which I hate but is true. Also he had leafeon first.)

He doesn’t battle them they just hang out. Also probably has an oddish but I already gave him too many guys. I can also see Tandemaus (ik they’re mice not rats but yk)

[hellogoodbyegirl]

IF I DIDN'T CLEARLY INSINUATE BEFORE THAT THE 'DIFFORD AND TILBROOK' ERA CHRIS AND GLENN IS ONE OF THEIR HOTTEST ERAS. HERE IS EVEN MORE PROOF SEND POST.

[sexiestpodcastcharacter]

Sexiest Podcast Character — Unscripted Bracket — Round 4

Propaganda

Glenn Close (Dungeons & Daddies):

#Propaganda for Glenn Close: one of the other PCs mentions multiple times how hot he is #Actually several characters point it out but especially Henry #Also the only person in a podcast that has to put a disclaimer about not being a BDSM podcast to have had sex during the course of the show

We didn’t do hot Glenn summer for him to LOSE. Spoilers for his story but MORE PROPAGANDA FOR YOU:

Young hot rocker dilf

Loyal to his dead wife <3

Does in fact smoke weed

BARD!! HES A BARD. HE WAS LEAD GUITAR IN HIS BAND (that he was kicked out of)

His band was a Christmas cover band btw.

Literally the fandom had hot Glenn summer which consisted of drawing him being incredibly hot and sexy

Anti government (ofc)

Kind of cringefail (Disney adult) (was on dilfs of disneyland)

Young and sexy not your style? Then how about HIM AFTER YEARS LOCKED IN A TIME PRISON WITH A DAMN HANNIBAL MASK ??

Lost an eye and wears a fucking eyepatch

One incredibly buff arm

Has a pet rat named after his son <3

Immeasurable amounts of trauma in this man- becomes progressively more unhinged

OH OLD HUMAN BARD ISNT CUTTING IT? FINE

HE BECOMES A FUCKING DEMON

A COOL HOT ONE-EYED DEMON WHO WANTS TO KILL HIS DAD (also sexy)

HE CANONICALLY ENDS CHRISTIAN HELL VIA CHRISTMAS

IS ALSO WAY OVERLEVELED

Becomes a demon hunter for the rest of his existence

Also nonwhite !!! We are done with cringefail whiteboys !!!!!!!!!

I can’t put into words ok just know he is the best plz love him.

Listen, I don't know this other character but I've seem some good arguments for her However Consider Glenn Close winning through no effort of his own in a bullshit way despite being a dick is the most in character thing ever. He leveled up three times and got a crab mech, we GOT to give him this win, it's fitting

I don’t regulate if minors follow me or not bc I’m a pretty chill space but I hope the world is aware that’s the only reason I haven’t been downright nasty about Glenn close. I’m down bad. I’m NOT in the boat of ‘Glenn isn’t sexy but I want him to win bc it’s my fandom’. I would estimate I have 200+ drawings of Glenn on my phone that AREN’T safe for work. Way more that are. Where did they come from? That’s MY business. But I tell you this fact to assure you- Glenn IS sexy. I’m not voting to represent my fandom I’m voting out of TRUTH AND LOVE. IF YOU DON’T GET IT YOU DON’T GET IT!!! I just think my level of feral over this man is more powerful than y’all realize. If you don’t get his sex appeal that’s okay, but don’t doubt that this is my truth.

Okay but Glenn made a minivan cum by talking to her so

HE HAS A BOOK THAT HE MARKS X’S AND CHECKS FOR EVERY DAY TO SEE IF THAT DAY WAS A SUCCESS OR NOT. TO SEE IF HE DID GOOD THAT DAY. ITS ALMOST ENTIRELY X’S. HE WAS CUCKED OUT OF A SON. AND A DEAD WIFE. HE DIDN’T EVEN GET TO KILL HIS DAD IN REVENGE. There’s absolutely nothing going for him except his sex appeal in his life. Nobody he loved remembers him. He lost his eye. All he has is a pet rat and friends who admit they don’t really like him that much. He was kicked out of his own band. The band was named after him. He was kicked out of the Glenn Close trio. All he could do was deez nuts the big bad and be sexy. If nothing else, then pity him. Look in his eyes. Look at his heart and soul. Do you think pickman needs this to feel good about herself? Can she not accept a loss for the sake of a pathetic father? Can she shake hands with the minivan fucker and his human gun and just take the L on this one? He did not do the BDSM episode for this I’ll tell you what. Do this for my his sake. Do it for Nick Jr, who needs the prize money to pay for his rat snacks. Do it for his son. For Morgan. Ganbatte.

Mod Note: While I will still take "bad dads are sexy" propaganda and "bad dads aren't sexy" anti-propaganda, I kindly request no more discussion on whether or not he was a bad father. This is a sexypoll, not a parentingpoll. If you see a post you strongly disagree with, you can just not reblog it.

Mod Note 2: This tournament is about fictional podcast characters. Please do not vote for the real actress Glenn Close.

Lup (The Adventure Zone: Balance):

Is somehow the hot twin between her and Taako

Lup Bluejeans (née... Taaco? Tacco? Taco? Tako? who tf knows this is why I'm going with her husband's last name. doylistly she gets her last name from her brother whose last name is given as "Taako again but spelled differently"): Hot, funny, smart and undead. Is there anything else you could want in a woman?? Well, in case there is: she's also canonically trans

LUP IS THE HOTTEST. VOTE LUP.

[flowercrowns-n-punks]

As promiseeee more Glennn for the round seven and even more as we go on in round 8!

But enjoy high fem sexy glenn with a lot of tit out!!!

Go vote glenn over at @sexiestpodcastcharacter !!

We can fight through this!! Anyways hope to grace you all with more Glenn soon!

Lets go glennation!!!

[ariose-ghoul]

AGH. gg y'all. im honestly surprised we did as well as we did. but at least carlos and cecil both have sexyman titles to their names it's what they deserve really

[nicky-jr]

i hope u all know that if my wrists weren't fucked and i wasn't creatively burnt out i would be putting my whole pussy into hot glenn holidays. what could've been

[lunarrosette]

Happy Hondadays again from Glenn close

[savvage-arts]

The only thing I want wrapped under my Christmas tree this year is Glenn Close

For @hot-glenn-holidays-2023