#hotch can only cook dino nuggies

[moraxswhore]

hotch makes pasta wrong one night and david rossi materialises behind him and snaps his neck

[thegrantwater]

random criminal minds headcanons i have

~they all have keys to each other's places, and occasionally one will wake up to another team member just. eating in their kitchen.

~reid is the most guilty of this. more often than not it's jj's house bc he likes the brand of fruit snacks she gets henry.

~after gideon left, emily was the only person reid would play chess with.

~when someone on the team is having a bad day, garcia will sneak a little note onto their desk to keep them going.

~when they share rooms on cases, if they're really tired, they'll grab the other person's clothes on accident. on more than one occasion hotch and emily have shown up wearing the other's blazer, or jj will be in one of reid's vests.

~rossi hosts almost every family dinner, and not just bc he's rich, but bc he's the one of the only ones who actually knows how to cook. hotch can barely scrape up a meal since he and jack end up eating dino nuggies and mac n cheese for dinner, will does all the cooking in the jareau household, and spencer survives solely off of sugar somehow. derek and penelope can put together a decent meal, but they much prefer rossi's pasta dishes to their vegan, health-nut meals. and god help whoever asks emily to make anything more than tea.

~morgan gives the best neckrubs when someone is too tense, or a case is getting to be too much. he knows it helps them sleep.

~the couch in the jet is kept open for when someone is injured. emily and reid tend to use it the most.