Reid: seriously, Y/n, i don’t want you to be the one going in there undercover.
Y/n: i’m sorry. do you want to put on the dress instead and go in there yourself?
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emily: how do i become a farmer? like do i apply somewhere or do i just start digging?
derek: girl what??
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Hotch: I’m telling you, my team is competent.
Emily, rushing in: Hotch! Derek tried to make pasta in the coffee pot and now it's broken!
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morgan: i'm an expert at identifying birds
reid: oh yeah ? what about those flying over there ?
morgan: yup there're all birds
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Muggy
Emily: It's rather muggy outside.
Hotch: Prentiss, I swear to God if I find so much as a SINGLE mug on our front yard I will-
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how i feel whenever i say :3
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Y/n: no one actually thinks me and Spencer are dating.
Emily: Raise your hand if you think Spencer and Y/n are dating
The entire team including Spencer raising their hands.
Y/n: Spencer Walter Reid put your hand down.
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Strauss: You need to hire a professional tech analyst for your team.
Hotch: *sees a scented homemade pink stationery resume written in glitter ink*
Hotch:
Hotch: That one. I want that one.
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*Spencer zoned out*
Derek: What are you thinking about?
Spencer: How long i'd survive if you suffocated me with a pillow.
Derek: What's wrong with you?
Spencer: Do you want a list?
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*the BAU team noticing Y/n and Spencer Reid*
Emily: hey- Derek. look at how close they’re standing.
Garcia: they’re practically breathing the same oxygen.
Derek scoffs: that kid’s got nerve. yesterday he literally took a whole step away from me when I stood too close to him- went on about something like germs in the air or whatever.
Garcia: yeah, well, my love, you are not Y/n.
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derek: yo reid, remember when JJ and will made out and prentiss just stood there and stared at them the whole damn time?
spencer, smirking: i remember.
emily: i was happy for them.
derek: girl, you looked at them like they hanged your cat or something
emily: yeah, no, we’re done here. *walks away*
rossi: see, derek? this is what happens when you remind people of their trauma. let her not-move-on in peace.
emily: i heard that!
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Emily: We need to open this locked door. Rossi, give me your credit card.
Rossi: Here.
Emily, pocketing it: Thanks. Morgan, break down the door.
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kidnapper: i have your child
hotch: which one i have five
kidnapper: the annoying one who won't shut the fuck up
hotch:
hotch: which one i have five
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Emily: [flips monopoly board over]
Hotch: Prentiss!
Emily: This is why your wife is dead
Reid: Emily!
Emily: This is why your girlfriend is dead
Morgan:
Emily: This is why you’re bald
Morgan: I DIDNT SAY SHIT!
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JJ : An apple a day keeps the doctor away
Emily : Slowly bites into an apple while menacingly looking at Reid
Reid :
Reid : Emily what the fuck
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Y/N: When you said 'Magic in Bed', I wasn't expecting this...
Spencer: *pulls out card from deck* Now, was this your card?
Y/N: Holy fuck-
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