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Everything Pink House Keys
These are really cool and unusual key blanks.These keys are becoming very popular and collectible!They are great for keeping your keys organized by design!
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Fukutora shitpost, i think they'd drag kenma along to everything even after getting together
#they're constantly third-wheeling themselves it's wild#its kuroos fault he told them where the spare housekey is hidden#between them kuroo and hinata kenma never gets a fucking break#he loves his friends tho even if he'd sooner die than admit it#kozume kenma#yamamoto taketora#fukunaga shouhei#fukutora#nekoma second years#haikyuu#haikyuu fanart#hq#hq fanart#my art
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Adorable.
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No, but seriously, can you imagine how utterly surreal it is to be Song Taewon and have two of the most unhinged people on the planet both decide to become intensely invested in your life and health after knowing you for like five seconds? One of them uses aggressive mob tactics to try and get you to let them chauffeur you around, the other is a little guy you could crush with your pinky on accident who hunts you down in the middle of a pit of monsters with a packed lunch convinced you will starve if he doesn’t personally feed you. You have to play an intense game of de-escalation at literally all times to keep this same random guy from calling and yelling at your boss about your sleep schedule, and this is still an improvement on that time you barely convinced him it wasn’t necessary to utterly annihilate your place of work to get you more vacation time. The other one has probably historically attempted to set your closet and/or you yourself on fire so he can buy you clothes.
You just want to live your corporate slave life and resist the dark yearnings of your soul in PEACE but instead you’re having to dodge two very powerful men who both desperately want to take care of you.
#song taewon#reading sctir#obviously this is only like microscoping in on one thin layer of their relationship but it's a really funny one#let's also talk about how this would be hilarious if stw really WERE the Just Some Guy he desperately wants to be#but he's turning up at yoojin's home with bloody sleeves and yoojin's housekey he violently extracted from a potential home invader who is#also his coworker#like he's just returning tupperware but also as a subtle threat to express his mild annoyance#infamously choking him out a little at their very first meeting out of concern#shj wants to give stw nice things and also pry his ribs open with his bare hands and stw is like#'ew'#but only about one of those things#hint: it's NOT the violent intense and personal death option#like it would be funny enough if stw really were just some guy yes but instead he's like THIS and that makes it even better#and all three of them would have a lovely time on the lake learning to fish under shj's watch#and aLL OF THOSE THINGS EXIST SIMULTANEOUSLY#or at least that's the impression I get I'm only like a quarter through the novel so far#it's great though I love it#like look I've mentioned before how book!yoojin is totally obsessed with taking care of song taewon but I canNOT overstate enough how#OBSESSED he is with taking care of song taewon#it weirds stw out a little bit and it's amazing#he gets pretty intense about it at one point and I love that whole scene but I. I shouldn't continue. I won't stop.#and shj flat out admits at one point that he made a similar offer to stw that he makes to yoojin - the whole credit card deal thing#and when stw turned him down shj responded by going 'oh so I need to try harder?'#song taewon existing and having morals has the same effect on hyj and shj as birds at a bird feeder on the other side of the window from#a couple cats#enrichment in the enclosure or something lol#okay I'm accepting I will never actually stop rambling about this you don't even KNOW how many tags I deleted here#okay I'm done#not really
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Birthday gifts from my mom 🥺🩵
#the teacup one is a keychain and i think its gonna be the first keychain i put with my housekeys!!!#the other one might end up going on my altar i think!!!!#princet talks#princets pics#cinna my beloved!!!!!!#sfw age regression#sfw agere#age regression#agere#age regression blog#agere blog
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living alone is all fun and games til you have a medical emergency and there's no one there to help you to the hospital
#eliot posts#im fine now it's just last week's Incident fucked me up a lil#a couple online friends offered to call me an uber#and i maybe could have woken my neighbors up (though i would have felt awful abt that)#but while i was figuring out how to get to the hospital and if i'd be able to like#verbally communicate to whoever was driving where to take me#and explain to the doctors what was wrong with me#and fill out the entrance paperwork#and find my wallet/insurance card and my housekeys before i left#...i had gone unconscious before i could make the decision to find someone to take me#luckily i was mostly fine after i woke up#i knew it wasn't an ''i'm gonna die if i don't go to the hospital'' type medical emergency so i didn't call an ambulance#bc i was not abt to bankrupt myself unless i was Literally Dying#but yeah. eugh. 0/10 do not recommend.#at the VERY LEAST i'm gonna need to have good friends that live very close in the future#i don't want this kind of thing happening to me again#i am gonna be roommates with a very good friend in a few months after i move to the city#and then i'm probably gonna be roommates with a different very good friend in a couple years when i leave the state#both mostly out of financial necessity for us all#but also i thiiink i want to go back to living alone eventually?#unless living with friends goes so great that it changes my mind#it's just like. for the most part i've loved living alone#not just in a ''yay i'm no longer living with my abusers!'' way but like. in general.#i can do whatever the fuck i want in my apartment without having to talk to anyone#chores get done when i want. food gets cooked and eaten when i want. i can take a 2 hour bath no problem. i don't have to close doors.#i can walk around late at night without having to worry about waking anyone up.#when my social battery is drained i know that no one will try to talk to me. when im overstimulated i don't have to tell anyone to be quiet#it's like. the thing with me is every social interaction has a timer where i start thinking#''GOD i cannot fucking wait to go be alone in my nice empty apartment again''#that timer is much longer for some people and situations than others but it is always There even when i'm having a great time
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breaking news. mother upset with me for something that has Nothing to do with me. Again
#realized she left not only my housekeys but HERS at grammas apartment as well and we have NO WAY of getting to the keys OR LOCKING OUR DOOR#so we have to ask my uncle to go WALK TO HIS HOUSE (bc her car keys are at grammas apartment too) to pick up HIS keys for grammas apartment#and somehow. me pointing this out makes ME in the wrong#>:( what did i do. come on.#all this cuz i said i wanted to buy a new soda and realized we didnt have house keys.
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tragedy! area butch has very nice carabiner, but no keys
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There was an... incident involving a man in an orange jumpsuit and some pretty bracelets that were not... properly connected if you catch my drift- at my local train station the other day. I still have no idea what the fuck was happening but it was A Lot and you know me, I have a rule about police- if they're there, I'm not.
but I was telling my grandfather about it and how like, the dude in front of me stopped in his tracks because he didn't know what to do and I was bitching about how that's /stupid/ and how that's how you get hit or involved in an altercation you don't have any business being apart of.
and my grandfather was like 'did you get hurt' and I was like '... no. You taught me better than that. I kept moving, I didn't rubber neck, I stayed aware but didn't draw attention to myself and I kept out of everyone involveds range of motion.'
and he had the audacity to be like 'damn right we taught you better.'
and I'm like...
Sir.
Sir. you also taught me not to walk in front of cars that are stopped and wave you on because they might be purposefully trying to get you in a better position to hit you. This was not a problem when I lived in the country but I live in the City Now. This is a problem. I sometimes instinctively add like 800+ steps to my step count taking convoluted routes so that I don't have to cross in front of cars without a light.
like, I have PTSD and DID for reasons that have nothing to do with you and your anxiety disorder of a brain- but like, had my childhood been otherwise chill- your lessons and those from your daughter definitely would have wound me up on a couch anyway. Like, had my childhood not played out the way it did- I think I would have been a fascinating study in whether or not you can *teach* someone to have an anxiety disorder.
#the thing you have to understand about my grandfather#is that he is otherwise a completely straight faced- kind man#he has a ring full of housekeys because he was painter for like 3+ decades and clients just let him keep them#just in case they needed his help in the future#the kind of man who once left Christmas dinner to go help an old lady whose fire alarm kept going off#he was a painter who did a lot of 'piddling shit'#aka he did what needed to be done- he didn't act like stuff was below him#he just also very seriously believed that there were bad faith actors in the world who would intentionally try to kill you#for like the giggles of it#His name is TJ and he is a community figure- well beloved and trusted#and I am to this day not convinced that he did not watch someone get killed for the shits and giggles of it when he was a kid or a teen#because like... otherwise... wtf sir
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zoey 🫠💜
#she’s on my housekey call that… zoekey……#shining nikki#shining nikki fanart#sketchbook#zoey#my art#sn
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Aladdin House Keys
Collect Disney Aladdin Keys There is a brass key under the design.The powder-coating prevents the design from wearing off.They are great for keeping your keys organized by design!These keys are becoming very popular and collectible!These are really cool and unusual key blanks. Keys can be cut at a local locksmith or hardware store.
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Writing will have you looking up the DUMBEST shit just to make sure you know what you're writing.
#today it was 'what metal are housekeys made of'#brass. it's brass. i know it's brass.#[head in hands and agonized screaming with my mouth closed]
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hiii chat good afternoon. how r we all.
#forgot my keys ONE FUCKING TIME and it's the ONE TIME my ma & brother are both out of the house all day.. -_____-#waiting outside my dads office to see if i can barter anything for his housekeys...#txt
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omg wait. im getting 2 vinyl jyushi keychains in the retro pop lot i ordered YESSSSSS
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❝ Hah? Ya think I’m gonna feed ya? Yer SHIT outta luck. ❞ Was he talking to a stray cat? YEAH. It was eyeing his sandwich, and he had absolutely ZERO intentions of sharing it. Cats reminded him of Grimmjow, and he didn’t want to think about his ex. That just made him miss him. Grimmjow would’ve adopted this stray cat, for sure, and he definitely would’ve fed it. Nnoitra stuffed the rest of his sandwich in his mouth, aggressively and stubbornly. Why was he thinking so much about him these days...
#[ spent my writing time today writing on my starwars oc story 8) ]#[ SUCH a great time aaa ]#[ other than that..... i managed to lose my housekey so i had to wait for my bf to get home :( ]#[ had to wait in the car xD ]#[ RIP ME ]#[ now i'm v tired ]#[ gonna write more tomorrow i hope ]#[ hope you're doing good! ]#despair for me. ╱ in character.#burn the city. ╱ main verse.#slice of life.
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the padlock I use for work isn't opening when i put in the combination... that i have been using for over half a year now ...
#t.txt#i am watching decoding videos but idk SHIT about locks omfg#this is stressful i have so much stuff in my locker that I NEED#housekeys wallet harddrive LIBRARY BOOKS FOOD#if worst comes to worst i'll get them to break the lock off but fuck me man
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