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The Art of Putting: Or, How to Turn the Green into Your Frenemy
Ah, putting—a small word for an enormous source of joy, frustration, and the occasional golf-induced existential crisis. If driving is the glamorous star of the show and iron shots are the dependable character actors, putting is that quirky sidekick who can steal the whole scene… or ruin it entirely. It’s an art form, a science, and sometimes a cruel joke. But fear not! With a little humor, some…
#golf grain#golf humor#golf practice#golf psychology#golf tips#green reading tips#how to putt#mastering the putt#putting challenges#putting technique#putting tips#reading the green
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continuing on those Viva Thoughts from yesterday
#my art#dreamworks trolls#trolls fanart#trolls au#trolls viva#trolls clay#how do you ensure their safety? by tagging along of course#on a related note hey you ever wonder who viva left in charge of the putt putts while she and clay were gone#trolls#the dream au
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is considering jacking off to be a sport one of the COVID symptoms
Art creds:
wp_38_mayonezx (on Twitter)
vv3spa (on Twitter)
karonnnnn02 (here on tumblr)


#squid game#squid game 2#the salesman#the recruiter#salesman x gihun#saleshun#would you guys consider JACKING OFF to be a sport#i don't know about you motherfuckers but I consider that shit to be a sport ok?#if people can sit back and label goddamn golf which is the boringest fucking sport in the world a goddamn sport#if you can label that shit a sport and if you can label goddamn fishing as a sport I know damn well you can label jacking off a sport#think about it#what the fuck athletically are you really doing in golf my nigga?#all you're doing is hitting the goddamn golf club#“oh my god man that’s a long-ass birdie man. nice birdie. nice putt man! 250 yar-“#get the fuck outta here nobody cares about that boring-ass shit.#who the fuck really watches golf? Nobody gives a fuck#it makes niggas fall asleep#fishing on the other hand. what the fuck are you really doing athletically my nigga in fishing?#all that you're doing is that you're sitting your bitch-ass up in a boat.#usually its old-ass snagged teeth motherfuckers that ain't got no goddamn teeth up in their fucking grill or up in they're mouth#they're just sitting up in a goddamn boat you know what I'm saying?#throwing a goddamn rod. it could be any kind of goddamn bait up on the end of the rod#It could be a worm. it could be a caterpillar. it could be a centipede. it could be a dead-ass butterfly#it could be a fucking beak of a dead bird. it could be anything you know what I'm saying?#“oh my god we caught a big-ass salmon! reel that fat bitch in! yeah!”#motherfucker what are you doing athletically?#how the fuck is that working up a sweat my nigga?#what. you're working out your arms because you have to reel that motherfucker in?#nigga that’s not a sport dawg#well fuck it. you know what? It is a sport. fuck it. you guys wanna consider that shit to be a sport?
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#trolls#trolls world tour#trolls band together#dreamworks trolls#dreamworks trolls world tour#dreamworks trolls band together#trolls headcanon#trolls headcanons#trolls post#trolls poll#I'm curious about the headcanons bc for me I'd put it at like 125-ish for putt putts n main group together#and then i think there were maybe a dozen or two outside of that group#might do follow-ups of ''how many in the main group?'' ''how many putt putts?'' ''how many exist today?''
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Today was a great day~✨😊I treated myself to MORE MINEEZ after eating out with my mum and nephew - check 'em out!!🌟


And you'll never guess who I got as the surprise Mineez in the pack with JD... ... ...
Gem Tone RHONDA!!😮How lucky is that??!😍😍😍 BUT WAIT!! THERE'S MORE!! I also got Velvet (HairRageous style) WITH CRIMP in the other pack!!🤩 I had to get my Veneer that I recently got last year in my first pack, and take a photo of all three of them together~ ^.^ (Better run now, Crimp X'3;)

#dreamworks trolls#trolls 3#trolls band together#mineez#john dory#rhonda#velvet and veneer#crimp#poppy#viva#chenille#biggie#beacher#putt putt troll#HOW LUCKY AM I THAT I GOT JD AND RHONDA IN ONE PACK!! AND VELVET AND CRIMP IN THE OTHER!! HAPPY DAYS!! <33#jade-green-butterfly
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more doodles based off of an au idea i doodled here (words r typed out under the cut)
i just might be getting attached to this idea,,,,,,
clay
- he/she
- had returned to branch only a few days before the escape from the tree; the two got separated, and he believes branch to be gone
- [she] went grey for a few years, but recovered over time with viva's help
- seen as the weird hermit troll due to no longer singing + living on the edge of the village
viva
- she/they
- poppy was lost in the escape from the tree, and king peppy never recovered; she had to step up as queen earlier on [in life]
- is constantly on the verge of going grey, but keeps it together for her people
- the snack pack, instead of being their friends, are just cooper's friends; cooper is like a [little brother] to them
#☆scattering stardust☆#trolls#trolls 3#trolls band together#trolls clay#clay trolls#trolls viva#viva trolls#i wasn't planning to make a trolls au but i can't help it lmaooo#trolls au#also detail i forgot to write down is that clay and viva would already be friends in this au instead of starting off on bad terms#like poppy and branch in the first movie. these two would've had time to bond over losing their families n shit#oh yeah and idk how clear this is but when i call it a roleswap i mean it's both in terms of physical and narrative role#like the physical role swapping is clay n viva being with pop village instead of the putt putt trolls/vice versa w/ branch n poppy#but viva takes branch's cynical role and clay takes poppy's more optimistic one? i guess? i'm not good at explaining#putt pop swap au
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The Pitt was doing pretty good with all the women having disheveled hair after all the shit they went through that shift until the end when Santos pulled her hair out of her ponytail and it didn’t like stay half suspended by itself
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Well I know I'm not the only one in this case, which actually makes things better and funnier. But love how when I was 8, watching OHSHC, looking at Haruhi and was like "Haruhi is so cool I want to be like this when I'm older" and then years later coming out at trans/non binary.
#ouran high school host club#ohshc#also said thing like#me in highschool being like who tell you im a boy or a girl?#i dont care care on how people perceived me and my gender#don't putt your idea of gender on me#omg High school me was very much Haruhi like now i think about it and stuff i did say#I also said a lot of similar things Haruhi actually said in the manga lmaooo
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......ive been Spelling ambaSSador wrong tthiS enttire ttime and no one ttold me?
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me, who has a few aus that I should eventually get back to working on because they're all bouncing around in my head: hhhhhhh branch's brothers come back before the escape and got left behind instead of viva and basically lead the vacay island version of the putt-putt trolls. idk maybe they'll refer to themselves as the islander or vacay trolls or something
#this idea started because I thought hehe what if brozone can also roll into balls#and the putt-putts only know how because clay taught them#I was planning on also implementing that headcanon of mine into the youngest runaways au#trolls#trolls band together#brozone
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how do you think Viva meeting Cloud Guy would go
I think they'd hit it off just like he does w poppy! Viva would greet him w all the enthusiasm in the world and cg would prolly just be like, cool, another one
#im curious to know how theyd do it in a third cartoon though#ask#the possibility of cg knowing of the putt putts before hand and just not mentioning them is mking me 😭 tho lmfao
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I hate washing dishesssss
#it makes me so overstimulated#I hate hate hate how the soap feels on my hands and arms when I reach into the water#and I hate hate hate how the bleach dries my hands putt#out*
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preview of edit. i wasnt gonna post this but i find this too hilarious not to... pls laugh. PLEASSEEEEE
would you guys still love me if i pasted the whole ”would you guys consider jacking off to be a sport” copyasta in the hashtags 🥺
full edit:click on me pllss nghh
i was gonna say the edit isnt fully cooked yet, but i think i overcooked (the preview of it-where i try to make it less visible), and by that i mean is now it look deepfried..
art creds(that i have currently(im searching-for others because i just saved drawings without remembering the artists users beforehand): @/karonnnnn02
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#squid game#squid game 2#the salesman#the recruiter#salesman brainrot#would you guys consider JACKING OFF to be a sport#i don't know about you motherfuckers but I consider that shit to be a sport ok?#if people can sit back and label goddamn golf which is the boringest fucking sport in the world a goddamn sport#if you can label that shit a sport and if you can label goddamn fishing as a sport I know damn well you can label jacking off a sport#think about it#what the fuck athletically are you really doing in golf my nigga?#all you're doing is hitting the goddamn golf club#“oh my god man that’s a long-ass birdie man. Nice birdie. nice putt man! 250 yar-“#get the fuck outta here nobody cares about that boring-ass shit.#who the fuck really watches golf? nobody gives a fuck#it makes niggas fall asleep#fishing on the other hand. what the fuck are you really doing athletically my nigga in fishing?#all that you're doing is that you're sitting your bitch-ass up in a boat.#usually its old-ass snagged teeth motherfuckers that ain't got no goddamn teeth up in their fucking grill. or up in their mouth#they're just sitting up in a goddamn boat you know what I'm saying?#throwing a goddamn rod. it could be any kind of goddamn bait up on the end of the rod#it could be a worm. it could be a caterpillar. it could be a centipede. it could be a dead-ass butterfly#it could be a fucking beak of a dead bird. it could be anything you know what I'm saying?#“oh my god we caught a big-ass salmon! reel that fat bitch in! yeah!”#motherfucker what are you doing athletically?#how the fuck is that working up a sweat my nigga?#what. you're working out your arms because you have to reel that motherfucker in?#nigga that’s not a sport dawg#well fuck it. you know what? It is a sport. fuck it. you guys wanna consider that shit to be a sport?#jacking off is a fucking sport to me
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violently restraining my inner pedant
#If it’s trained to bite people it can’t be a service d- *gunshot*#Notice how this post is my way of puttting my inner pedant on a leash and letting it roam#I had to say it somewhere
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cannot believe i’m actually invested in the masters and that it’s tied
#this is my brother’s fault#he gets so invested in any sporting event that it’s impossible not to care#damn it rory how did you miss that putt#i didn’t even know golf overtime was a thing
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made sketches for branch and poppy for this trolls au i'm apparently making now
(why does this happen in every fandom i'm in…?)
info written below
branch
- he/they
- lost grandma rosiepuff at 6; clay came back [to the tree] a few months later, but the two were separated while escaping the tree. branch has never recovered.
- became co-leader of the putt-putt trolls as a teen. a bit intense, but well-meaning overall
poppy
- she/her
- was separated from viva and peppy during the escape from the tree, and is unaware of her royal lineage. still, something feels missing…
- became co-leader of the putt-putt trolls as a teen. works to keep hopes up in the community
#☆scattering stardust☆#trolls#trolls 3#trolls band together#trolls au#trolls branch#branch trolls#trolls poppy#poppy trolls#if i'm gonna make this a proper au i'll have to name it at some point…#oh well i'll tackle that later#also i made these two closer in age than they probably are because it felt right. idk#i'm still trying to think of how the timeline of things should go for this au#also it doesn't look like it but i swear branch has two arms. i just got lazy with the second one#putt pop swap au
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