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Haikyuu-bu!! Chapter 133: Tembok Sosial

Sampai jumpa di chapter berikutnya~

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they’re so stupid i miss them so bad

MY BOYSSSSSSSSS MY BABY BOYSSSSS I MISS THEM...

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hey all welcome to me rating hq schools based on how homophobic they are on completely arbitrary-not-arbitrary rules LET’S GET IT

(i feel like i need to clarify that high score = not at all homophobic and that low score = disgustingly homophobic hope that helps!!)

karasuno: 1000000/100000 i’m including BOTH teams in this to represent the whole school boys’ vbc i don’t even think i have to cite reasons BUT girls’ vbc i just know that poor little underclassman had a heart attack when michimiya grabbed her face like that

seijoh: i’m going to take off a point right off the bat bc i wanted to deck oikawa so bad the first time i saw him. 9/10 the day is saved because kyoutani and yahaba put so much yearning into that one panel and also because kindaichi has multiple breakdowns over what kageyama means to him every few days or so. kunimi would commit gay-on-gay crime but i’ll allow that he has the right to

date tech: i know for a fact we’ve all been kogane at some point in our lives and also i’m pretty sure all the first and second years were in love with moniwa at some point. onagawa’s nickname is pantalones. aone hyper focuses on the aces of rival teams. having nametsu as a manager is mlmwlw solidarity. 4/10 i took points away because futakuchi is a little bitch and isn’t afraid to show it and would accidentally come across as homophobic in the process when he isn’t

shiratorizawa: see this is tough bc tendou reads all that shounen and semi is SO gender and probably holes himself up in the dorm writing song lyrics about having the biggest crush on tendou and also goshiki and shirabu are obviously pining for their upperclassmen but ushijima has some SERIOUS repression going on and washijou looks like he’d say that being gay is a disease BUT i do think he’s open to learning so like. 6.5/10?

johzenji: they have cute nicknames for each other AND i think they’d kiss the homies good night. also terushima fell in love with daichi within the span of fifteen seconds. 7/10 i took away points because they think saying “no homo” while holding hands stops it from being homo

kakugawa: komaki, asamushi, and minamida all rotate the brain cell between them. they all look like middle schoolers next to hyakuzawa to the point where i keep forgetting they’re not. komaki does the glasses push so i’m giving extra for that. 7.5/10 because when hyakuzawa comes out to them they freak out (out of concern and trying to figure out how to best handle it!) and then freak hyakuzawa out so everyone is just freaking out for a full five minutes

wakunan: nakashima and tabi deserved SO MUCH MORE also i love tabi’s hair so 11/10 the extra 1 is for their break down

nekoma: 1000000.5/10 mostly because i’m biased but hello???? we have DIVERSITY here we can go rivals to lovers AND childhood friends to lovers AND friends to lovers all in one team. nekomata is self-explanatory. the .5 is because i already mentioned before that lev would be such a top tier ally if he wasn’t already swooning over kenma and yaku

fukurodani: akaashi will go on tangents about how historians will say they were just best friends. whenever yukie and kaori cuddle in front of everyone konoha makes gagging noises bc of how sickeningly sweet they are. it’s funny but i’ll be taking points off for that and also because bokuto once got the school computers infected with a virus trying to google “two guys making out”. 2/10

shinzen & ubugawa: i’m putting them together bc daiki and masaki are in love and eri and mako are in love. they go on double dates all the time and also chigaya is a bro he gets trusted with all the secret “dude i think i’m _____” talks and never tells a single soul about them 100/100

itachiyama: iizuna is the mlm awakening at itachiyama. iizuna was SAKUSA’S awakening. komori and sakusa fight because they say can’t both be the gay cousin. whenever iizuna interrupts their bickering they call him homophobic. 9/10 i subtracted a point because their uniforms make me want to claw my eyes out

nohebi: we all know daishou had a thing for kuroo way back when so like. also have you seen hiroo’s hair? those bangs are emo as hell what even is that. 8/10 because they’ll be homophobic against other teams in the middle of the goddamn game to bait them and the only reason they haven’t lost MORE points for that is bc i love kuguri

inarizaki: -117478492/10 i’ll fight miya atsumu myself. i don’t think he’s homophobic he just pisses me off sometimes

kamomedai: they get 475828929392/??? just because i love them so much

mujinazaka: usuri instills fear and admiration in me. also unann and mami are basically an old divorced couple who want to get back together but don’t know how to. honda probably gets shit on a lot for having his whole entire name sounding like car dealerships. ezo is the only one with a brain cell and for that i’ll give 8.5/10

niiyama: maiko doesn’t even know there are labels for it she just thinks girls are pretty and she’d kill for them 500/10

tsubakihara: the headbands are really cute and i like their motto 100/100

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SORTING HQ CHARACTERS INTO UNNECESSARY CATEGORIES

because I like sorting things for no ducking reason

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Hanayama Kazumasa (setter at Wakutani) Higashiyama Katsumichi (wing spiker at Johzenji) Kageyama Tobio Maruyama Kazuki (wing spiker at Tsubakihara) Shibayama Yuuki Yamaka Mika Yamagata Hayato Yamaguchi Tadashi Yamamoto Taketora Yamasaki Ryouji (captain and ace of Kiyokawa) Yamashiro Souji (wing spiker at Sarukawa)

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Ginjima Hitoshi Kawashima (teammate of Hinata’s middle school team) Matsuhima Tsuyoshi (middle blocker at Wakutani) Nakashima Takeru (captain at Wakutani) Sakishima Isumi (Nohebi) Terushima Yuuji Tsukishima Kei Ushijima Wakatoshi Wajima Tomokazu (libero at Sarukawa)

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Himekawa Aoi Kawanishi Taichi Kawashima (teammate of Hinata’s middle school team) Kawatabi Shunki (pineapple head at Wakutani) Koganegawa Kanji Kurokawa Hiroki (after picture of drug abuse captain at Karasuno) Matsukawa Issei Nurukawa Yoshiaki (middle blocker at Kakugawa) Oikawa Tooru Onagawa Tarou Soekawa Jin Tamagawa Hiroki (wing spiker at Tokonami)

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Kentarou Kyoutani Kotarou Hitaki (coach of All Japan’s Boy’s Youth Team) Koutarou Bokuto Rintarou Numariji (wing spiker at Johzenji) Rintarou Suna Tarou Onagawa Yuutarou Kindaichi

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY FAVORITE FLUFFY BITCH ❤️❤️

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The Iron Wall standing strong!

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date tech birthdays!!

synopsis. the birthdays, positions, heights, and weights of date tech.

editions. date tech birthdays!! – infographic

volumes. karasuno • date tech • aoba johsai • shiratorizawa • nekoma • fukurōdani • inarizaki • kamomedai • miyagi • other schools

notes. contininuing the text posts for the birthday series! decided to make them into separate posts instead of just an image id because there is a lot of information on the infographics.

Takehito Sasaya

10 February 1995

Third Year

(Former) #3 - Wing Spiker

174.3 cm - 68.1 kg

Kangi Koganegawa

9 July 1996

First Year

#7 - Setter

193.0 cm - 80.2 kg

Takanobu Aone

13 August 1995

Second Year

#1 - Middle Blocker

192.0 cm - 88.2 kg

Kōsuke Sakunami

30 August 1996

First Year

#13 - Libero

166.0 cm - 59.5 kg

Kaname Moniwa

6 September 1994

Third Year

(Former) #2 - Captain - Setter

176.3 cm - 67.5 kg

Yasushi Kamasaki

8 November 1994

Third Year

(Former) #1 - Vice Captain - Wing Spiker

186.8 cm - 82.2 kg

Kenji Futakuchi

10 November 1995

Second Year

#2 - Captain - Wing Spiker

184.2 cm - 71.5 kg

Tarō Onagawa

14 December 1995

Second Year

#8 - Wing Spiker

176.0 cm - 61.5 kg

Yutaka Obara

15 December 1995

Second Year

#3 - Wing Spiker

187.0 cm - 83.1 kg

birthday facts!!

of the third years, moniwa is the oldest and sasaya is the youngest

of the second years, aone is the oldest and obara is the youngest

of the first years, koganegawa is the oldest and sakunami is the youngest

onagawa and obara were born one day apart

aone shares his birthday with wakatoshi ushijima from shiratorizawa

futakuchi shares his birthday with tadashi yamaguchi from karasuno

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team switch!

if you were to assign the members of dateko to another team, where would they go?

moniwa - oh my poor anxious baby, to b honest i think i would like to see daichi and him run karasuno together. he's like if asahi was a blocker, lol.

kamasaki - this loud boy deserves another and so he can jive with tanaka and noya in karasuno

sasaya - seijoh. is it just me or does sassy sasaya have serious mattsun vibes? i wonder about a matsuhana x sasaya combi... poor iwaizumi now has a fourth troublemaker on his hands (๑˃̵ᴗ˂̵)

futakuchi - sass boi. sass bois go to inarizaki, either he will b forever at odds with miya bros, or aran has his hands full with three troublemakers.

aone - shiratorizawa. only because a strange thought passed by my mind, like how will aone talk to ushiwaka? they both don't talk much. i wonder how tendou will facilitate this friendship. i just want to see it happen so this was a very self indulgent choice

onagawa - honestly idk where he should go? he's got so little airtime. maybe he should join hyakuzawa, and show him what blocking should be?

obara - poor boy's current concern is that he has lesser presence than the other dateko second years (;-;) how cute. but it's true... the aofuta combi is too strong. i suppose he can join nekoma. not standing out sounds excellent for defence.

koganegawa - reckless and loud, like johzenji. but i don't think he could entirely fit there. probably inarizaki, kita would make him lay down his life for the team lmao

sakunami - nekoma. imagine: sakunami shibayama friendship. soft boys. reading under a tree. sometimes no one gets their libero thoughts. yaku always finds them calming to talk to but also slightly creepy that they are so in sync. people mistake them for each other all the time. one time they tried to play a prank and swapped places the entire day. no one noticed. they were sad, so they never revealed it. only fukunaga noticed, he loved it, but didn't say anything. he doted on them a little bit more after that

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requests open; masterlist here (｡•̀ᴗ-)✧

tbh i wrote this just because that tiny little sakunami-shibayama scenario has been stuck in my head ever since i started this series. cute libero bois

[haikyuumaiyuu]

Headcannon: SEXTING WITH DATE TECH

This is my first head cannon, some members might seem a little out of place, I’m sorry for that. I had to add personality to some, because they didn’t have one. Weird.

𝑌𝑎𝑠𝑢𝑠ℎ𝑖 𝐾𝑎𝑚𝑎𝑠𝑎𝑘𝑖 (𝑓𝑜𝑟𝑚𝑒𝑟 𝑗𝑒𝑟𝑠𝑒𝑦 𝑛𝑢𝑚𝑏𝑒𝑟, 1)

-𝑑𝑜𝑒𝑠𝑛’𝑡 𝑗𝑢𝑠𝑡 𝑠𝑒𝑛𝑑 𝑑 𝑝𝑖𝑐𝑠, ℎ𝑒 𝑠𝑒𝑛𝑑𝑠 𝑎𝑏𝑠 𝑎𝑙𝑠𝑜

-𝑖𝑓 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑑𝑜𝑛’𝑡 𝑔𝑖𝑣𝑒 ℎ𝑖𝑚 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑐𝑜𝑜𝑐ℎ𝑖𝑒/𝑝𝑒𝑒𝑝𝑒𝑒 ℎ𝑒’𝑠 𝑔𝑜𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑡𝑜 𝑠𝑐𝑜𝑙𝑑 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑜𝑛 ℎ𝑜𝑤 𝑠𝑒𝑥𝑡𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑖𝑠 𝑎 𝑚𝑢𝑠𝑡 𝑖𝑛 𝑙𝑖𝑓𝑒.

-𝑤ℎ𝑒𝑛 𝑟𝑒𝑐𝑖𝑒𝑣𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑎 𝑝𝑖𝑐, ℎ𝑒 𝑤𝑖𝑙𝑙 𝑐𝑎𝑙𝑙 𝑦𝑜𝑢𝑟 𝑝ℎ𝑜𝑛𝑒 𝑠𝑐𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑚𝑖𝑛𝑔, ℎ𝑜𝑤 𝑔𝑜𝑜𝑑 𝑦𝑜𝑢𝑟 𝑏𝑜𝑑𝑦 𝑙𝑜𝑜𝑘𝑠.

(𝑦𝑒𝑠 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑜𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑟 𝑚𝑒𝑚𝑏𝑒𝑟𝑠 𝑤𝑜𝑢𝑙𝑑 ℎ𝑒𝑎𝑟 ℎ𝑖𝑠 𝑙𝑜𝑢𝑑 𝑎𝑠𝑠, 𝑡𝑎𝑙𝑘𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑎𝑏𝑜𝑢𝑡 𝑦𝑜𝑢𝑟 𝑐𝑜𝑜𝑐ℎ𝑖𝑒/𝑑𝑖𝑐𝑘𝑦)

-𝑖𝑓 𝑑𝑎𝑡𝑒 𝑡𝑒𝑐ℎ 𝑙𝑜𝑠𝑒𝑠 𝑎 𝑠𝑒𝑡, ℎ𝑒’𝑠 𝑔𝑜𝑛𝑛𝑎 𝑛𝑒𝑒𝑑 𝑎𝑏𝑜𝑢𝑡 25 𝑝𝑖𝑐𝑡𝑢𝑟𝑒𝑠 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑣𝑖𝑑𝑒𝑜𝑠, 𝑡𝑜 𝑚𝑎𝑘𝑒 ℎ𝑖𝑚 𝑓𝑒𝑒𝑙 𝑎𝑙𝑖𝑣𝑒 𝑎𝑔𝑎𝑖𝑛.

-𝑤ℎ𝑒𝑛 ℎ𝑒 𝑑𝑜𝑒𝑠𝑛’𝑡 𝑎𝑠𝑘 𝑓𝑜𝑟 𝑝𝑖𝑐𝑡𝑢𝑟𝑒𝑠, ℎ𝑒’𝑠 𝑎𝑟𝑔𝑢𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑤𝑖𝑡ℎ 𝐹𝑢𝑡𝑎-𝑐𝑜𝑜𝑐ℎ𝑖𝑒𝑚𝑎𝑠𝑡𝑒𝑟, 𝑎𝑏𝑜𝑢𝑡 𝑤ℎ𝑜’𝑠 𝑝𝑎𝑟𝑡𝑛𝑒𝑟 𝑐𝑜𝑜𝑐ℎ𝑖𝑒/𝑝𝑒𝑒𝑝𝑒𝑒 𝑙𝑜𝑜𝑘𝑠 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑏𝑒𝑠𝑡.

-𝑑𝑜𝑛’𝑡 𝑠𝑒𝑛𝑑 𝑎𝑠𝑠 𝑝𝑖𝑐𝑠, ℎ𝑒’𝑠 𝑐𝑜𝑚𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑡ℎ𝑟𝑜𝑢𝑔ℎ 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑝ℎ𝑜𝑛𝑒.

𝐾𝑎𝑛𝑎𝑚𝑒 𝑀𝑜𝑛𝑖𝑤𝑎 (𝑓𝑜𝑟𝑚𝑒𝑟 𝑗𝑒𝑟𝑠𝑒𝑦 𝑛𝑢𝑚𝑏𝑒𝑟, 2)

-𝑇𝑂𝑂 𝐹𝑈𝐶𝐾𝐼𝑁𝐺 𝐸𝑀𝐵𝐴𝑅𝑅𝐴𝑆𝑆𝐸𝐷 𝑇𝑂 𝐴𝑆𝐾

-𝑌𝑜𝑢’𝑟𝑒 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑜𝑛𝑒 𝑠𝑒𝑥𝑡𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑚𝑜𝑠𝑡

-𝑙𝑖𝑛𝑔𝑟𝑖𝑒. 𝑇𝑢𝑟𝑛𝑠. 𝐻𝑖𝑚. 𝑂𝑛. 𝑇𝑂 𝑇𝐻𝐸 𝑀𝐴𝑋𝑋𝑋𝑋

-𝐻𝑒’𝑑 𝑜𝑛𝑙𝑦 𝑠𝑒𝑛𝑑 𝑤ℎ𝑒𝑛 ℎ𝑒’𝑠 𝑠𝑢𝑟𝑒 ℎ𝑒’𝑠 𝑎𝑙𝑜𝑛𝑒… 𝑇ℎ𝑒𝑛 𝑎𝑓𝑡𝑒𝑟𝑤𝑎𝑟𝑑𝑠 𝑑𝑖𝑒 𝑓𝑟𝑜𝑚 𝑒𝑚𝑏𝑎𝑟𝑟𝑎𝑠𝑠𝑚𝑒𝑛𝑡.. (𝑝𝑜𝑜𝑟 𝑏𝑎𝑏𝑦.)

-𝑖𝑠𝑛’𝑡 𝑒𝑣𝑒𝑛 𝑓𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑘𝑦 𝑖𝑛 𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑙 𝑙𝑖𝑓𝑒.

-𝑖𝑓 𝑦𝑜𝑢’𝑟𝑒 ℎ𝑜𝑟𝑛𝑦, 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑡𝑎𝑘𝑒 𝑎𝑐𝑡𝑖𝑜𝑛

-ℎ𝑒 𝑜𝑛𝑙𝑦 𝑎𝑠𝑘𝑠 𝑓𝑜𝑟 𝑝𝑖𝑐𝑡𝑢𝑟𝑒𝑠, 𝑤ℎ𝑒𝑛 ℎ𝑒’𝑠 𝑒𝑥𝑡𝑟𝑒𝑚𝑒𝑙𝑦 ℎ𝑜𝑟𝑛𝑦…

-𝐼𝑓 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑠𝑒𝑛𝑑 𝑎 𝑝𝑖𝑐𝑡𝑢𝑟𝑒 𝑤ℎ𝑖𝑙𝑒 𝑎𝑛𝑦𝑜𝑛𝑒 𝑖𝑠 𝑎𝑟𝑜𝑢𝑛𝑑… 𝑇ℎ𝑒 𝑝ℎ𝑜𝑛𝑒 𝑖𝑠 𝑏𝑟𝑜𝑘𝑒𝑛.

-𝑝𝑟𝑎𝑖𝑠𝑒𝑠 𝑦𝑜𝑢𝑟 𝑏𝑜𝑑𝑦, 𝑒𝑣𝑒𝑟𝑦 𝑝𝑖𝑐𝑡𝑢𝑟𝑒 𝑠𝑒𝑛𝑡.

-𝑡𝑒𝑎𝑠𝑒𝑑 𝑎 𝑙𝑜𝑡 𝑏𝑦 𝐹𝑢𝑡𝑎-𝑐𝑜𝑜𝑐ℎ𝑖𝑒𝑚𝑎𝑠𝑡𝑒𝑟.

-𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑡𝑒𝑎𝑚 ℎ𝑎𝑠 𝑡𝑜 𝑔𝑖𝑣𝑒 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑏𝑜𝑦 𝑝𝑒𝑝 𝑡𝑎𝑙𝑘𝑠. (𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑦 𝑠𝑡𝑖𝑙𝑙 𝑑𝑜𝑛’𝑡 𝑤𝑜𝑟𝑘.)

𝑇𝑎𝑘𝑒ℎ𝑖𝑡𝑜 𝑆𝑎𝑠𝑎𝑦𝑎 (𝑓𝑜𝑟𝑚𝑒𝑟 𝑗𝑒𝑟𝑠𝑒𝑦 𝑛𝑢𝑚𝑏𝑒𝑟, 3)

-ℎ𝑒 𝑑𝑜𝑒𝑠𝑛’𝑡 𝑠𝑒𝑥𝑡, ℎ𝑒 𝑤𝑎𝑛𝑡𝑠 𝑡𝑜 𝑠𝑒𝑒 𝑖𝑡 𝑖𝑛 𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑙 𝑙𝑖𝑓𝑒

-𝑠𝑒𝑥 𝑎𝑙𝑚𝑜𝑠𝑡 𝑒𝑣𝑒𝑟𝑦𝑑𝑎𝑦

-ℎ𝑒’𝑠 𝑖𝑛 𝑙𝑜𝑣𝑒 𝑤𝑖𝑡ℎ 𝑦𝑜𝑢𝑟 𝑡𝑖𝑡𝑠/ (𝑓𝑜𝑟 𝑚𝑎𝑙𝑒𝑠 𝑎𝑠𝑠)

-𝑤ℎ𝑒𝑛 𝑔𝑜𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑜𝑢𝑡 𝑜𝑓 𝑡𝑜𝑤𝑛 𝑡𝑜 𝑝𝑙𝑎𝑦 𝑜𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑟 ℎ𝑖𝑔ℎ 𝑠𝑐ℎ𝑜𝑜𝑙𝑠, ℎ𝑒 𝑏𝑒𝑔𝑠 𝑓𝑜𝑟 𝑜𝑛𝑒 𝑝𝑖𝑐𝑡𝑢𝑟𝑒

-𝑜𝑛𝑒 𝑡𝑢𝑟𝑛𝑠 𝑖𝑛𝑡𝑜 𝑡𝑤𝑜, 𝑡𝑤𝑜 𝑡𝑢𝑟𝑛𝑠 𝑖𝑛𝑡𝑜, 𝑡ℎ𝑟𝑒𝑒, ℎ𝑒 𝑗𝑢𝑠𝑡 𝑤𝑎𝑛𝑡𝑠 𝑦𝑜𝑢𝑟 𝑤ℎ𝑜𝑙𝑒 𝑏𝑜𝑑𝑦.

-𝑎𝑙𝑤𝑎𝑦𝑠 𝑠𝑖𝑡𝑠 𝑎𝑙𝑜𝑛𝑒, 𝑠𝑜 ℎ𝑒 𝑐𝑎𝑛 𝑠𝑡𝑎𝑟𝑒 𝑎𝑡 𝑒𝑣𝑒𝑟𝑦 𝑛𝑢𝑐𝑘 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑐𝑟𝑎𝑛𝑛𝑦 (𝑑𝑖𝑑 𝑖 𝑠𝑝𝑒𝑙𝑙 𝑡ℎ𝑎𝑡 𝑟𝑖𝑔ℎ𝑡? 𝐹𝑢𝑐𝑘 𝑖𝑡) 𝑜𝑛 𝑦𝑜𝑢𝑟 𝑏𝑜𝑑𝑦.

-𝑑𝑜𝑒𝑠 𝑛𝑜𝑡 𝑔𝑒𝑡 ℎ𝑎𝑟𝑑 𝑎𝑟𝑜𝑢𝑛𝑑 𝑚𝑒𝑚𝑏𝑒𝑟𝑠.

-𝑖𝑓 𝑦𝑜𝑢’𝑟𝑒 𝑓𝑒𝑒𝑙𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑔𝑒𝑛𝑒𝑟𝑜𝑢𝑠, 𝑦𝑜𝑢’𝑙𝑙 𝑠𝑒𝑛𝑑 ℎ𝑖𝑚 𝑣𝑖𝑑𝑜𝑒𝑠.

-𝑖𝑓 𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑦 𝑤𝑖𝑛 𝑎 𝑔𝑎𝑚𝑒, (𝑤ℎ𝑖𝑐ℎ 𝑖𝑠 𝑏𝑎𝑠𝑖𝑐𝑎𝑙𝑙𝑦 𝑎𝑙𝑙 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑡𝑖𝑚𝑒) ℎ𝑒’𝑑 𝑔𝑒𝑡, ’𝑠𝑝𝑒𝑐𝑖𝑎𝑙’ 𝑣𝑖𝑑𝑒𝑜𝑠.

-𝑜𝑓 𝑐𝑜𝑢𝑟𝑠𝑒, 𝑡ℎ𝑎𝑡𝑠 𝑜𝑛𝑙𝑦 𝑖𝑓 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑠𝑐𝑜𝑟𝑒 𝑖𝑠 𝑓𝑎𝑟 𝑖𝑛 𝑛𝑢𝑚𝑏𝑒𝑟𝑠.

-𝑠𝑝𝑒𝑐𝑖𝑎𝑙 𝑣𝑖𝑑𝑒𝑜𝑠… 𝐼𝑛𝑐𝑙𝑢𝑑𝑒, 𝑠ℎ𝑜𝑤𝑒𝑟 𝑣𝑖𝑑𝑒𝑜𝑠, 𝑣𝑖𝑏𝑟𝑎𝑡𝑜𝑟𝑠, 𝑠𝑞𝑢𝑖𝑟𝑡𝑖𝑛𝑔, 𝑐𝑢𝑚𝑚𝑖𝑛𝑔…

-ℎ𝑒 ℎ𝑎𝑠 𝑖𝑠 𝑜𝑤𝑛 𝑠𝑝𝑒𝑐𝑖𝑎𝑙𝑖𝑧𝑒𝑑 𝑜𝑛𝑙𝑦𝑓𝑎𝑛𝑠… 𝐵𝑢𝑡 𝑎𝑡 ℎ𝑜𝑚𝑒!

𝑇𝑎𝑘𝑎𝑛𝑜𝑏𝑢 𝐴𝑜𝑛𝑒 (𝑗𝑒𝑟𝑠𝑒𝑦 𝑛𝑢𝑚𝑏𝑒𝑟, 1)

-ℎ𝑒’𝑠 𝑛𝑖𝑐𝑒 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑐𝑎𝑟𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑖𝑛 𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑙 𝑙𝑖𝑓𝑒…

-𝑑𝑒𝑚𝑜𝑛 𝑜𝑛 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑝ℎ𝑜𝑛𝑒.

-𝑑𝑜𝑒𝑠𝑛’𝑡 𝑤𝑎𝑟𝑛 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑤ℎ𝑒𝑛 ℎ𝑒’𝑠 ℎ𝑜𝑟𝑛𝑦.

-𝑣𝑖𝑑𝑒𝑜𝑠? 𝐻𝑒 𝑠𝑒𝑛𝑑𝑠 𝑚𝑜𝑣𝑖𝑒𝑠.

-ℎ𝑒 𝑙𝑜𝑣𝑒𝑠 𝑠𝑒𝑒𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑦𝑜𝑢𝑟 𝑏𝑜𝑑𝑦, 𝑓𝑟𝑒𝑠ℎ 𝑜𝑢𝑡 𝑜𝑓 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑠ℎ𝑜𝑤𝑒𝑟.

-ℎ𝑒 𝑟𝑒𝑞𝑢𝑖𝑟𝑒𝑠 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑡𝑜 𝑝𝑙𝑎𝑦 𝑤𝑖𝑡ℎ 𝑦𝑜𝑢𝑟𝑠𝑒𝑙𝑓, 𝑏𝑒𝑓𝑜𝑟𝑒 𝑜𝑛𝑒 𝑜𝑓 ℎ𝑖𝑠 𝑔𝑎𝑚𝑒𝑠, 𝑖𝑡 𝑔𝑖𝑣𝑒𝑠 ℎ𝑖𝑚 𝑐𝑜𝑛𝑓𝑖𝑑𝑒𝑛𝑐𝑒.

-𝑑𝑖𝑟𝑡𝑦 𝑡𝑎𝑙𝑘 𝑘𝑖𝑛𝑔.

-𝑦𝑜𝑢’𝑑 𝑏𝑒 𝑠𝑢𝑟𝑝𝑟𝑖𝑠𝑒𝑑 𝑤𝑖𝑡ℎ ℎ𝑜𝑤 𝑑𝑖𝑟𝑡𝑦 𝑚𝑖𝑛𝑑𝑒𝑑 ℎ𝑒 𝑖𝑠.

|𝑌/𝑛.

:|𝑖’𝑚 𝑠𝑡𝑢𝑑𝑦𝑖𝑛𝑔.

|𝑝𝑖𝑐𝑡𝑢𝑟𝑒 𝑖𝑛𝑠𝑒𝑟𝑡𝑠*

|𝑖 𝑤𝑎𝑠 𝑡ℎ𝑖𝑛𝑘𝑖𝑛𝑔, 𝑎𝑏𝑜𝑢𝑡 ℎ𝑜𝑤 𝑠𝑒𝑥𝑦 𝑦𝑜𝑢𝑟 𝑚𝑜𝑢𝑡ℎ 𝑤𝑜𝑢𝑙𝑑 𝑙𝑜𝑜𝑘 𝑜𝑛 𝑚𝑦 𝑐𝑜𝑐𝑘.

-𝑜𝑓 𝑐𝑜𝑢𝑟𝑠𝑒 𝑦𝑜𝑢𝑟 𝑓𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑘𝑦 𝑎𝑠𝑠 𝑤𝑜𝑢𝑙𝑑 𝑟𝑒𝑠𝑝𝑜𝑛𝑑 𝑤𝑖𝑡ℎ 𝑠𝑜𝑚𝑒𝑡ℎ𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑒𝑣𝑒𝑛 𝑚𝑜𝑟𝑒 𝑓𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑘𝑖𝑒𝑟.

:| 𝑗𝑛𝑠𝑒𝑟𝑡𝑠 𝑣𝑖𝑑𝑒𝑜*

:|𝑙𝑖𝑘𝑒 𝑡ℎ𝑖𝑠.

-𝑚𝑖𝑛𝑑 𝑦𝑜𝑢, 𝑦𝑜𝑢 ℎ𝑎𝑣𝑒 𝑎 𝑑𝑖𝑙𝑑𝑜, 𝑐𝑎𝑢𝑠𝑒… ;)

-𝐴𝑜𝑛𝑒 𝑎𝑙𝑤𝑎𝑦𝑠 𝑟𝑒𝑐𝑜𝑟𝑑𝑠 ℎ𝑖𝑚𝑠𝑒𝑙𝑓 𝑔𝑒𝑡𝑡𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑜𝑓𝑓 𝑡𝑜 𝑦𝑜𝑢. 𝐸𝑣𝑒𝑛 𝑚𝑜𝑎𝑛𝑠 𝑦𝑜𝑢𝑟 𝑛𝑎𝑚𝑒.

-𝑠𝑎𝑚𝑒 𝑔𝑜𝑒𝑠 𝑓𝑜𝑟 𝑦𝑜𝑢

-𝑖 𝑓𝑒𝑒𝑙 𝑏𝑎𝑑 𝑓𝑜𝑟 𝑦𝑜𝑢𝑟 𝐹𝐵𝐼 𝑎𝑔𝑒𝑛𝑡𝑠.

𝐾𝑒𝑛𝑗𝑖 𝐹𝑢𝑡𝑎𝑘𝑢𝑐ℎ𝑖 (𝑗𝑒𝑟𝑠𝑒𝑦 𝑛𝑢𝑚𝑏𝑒𝑟, 2)

-ℎ𝑖𝑠 𝑛𝑎𝑚𝑒 𝑗𝑢𝑠𝑡 𝑠𝑎𝑦𝑠 𝑖𝑡 𝑎𝑙𝑙… 𝐻𝑒 𝑙𝑜𝑣𝑒𝑠 𝑘𝑢𝑐ℎ𝑖… 𝐼𝑀 𝑆𝑂𝑅𝑅𝑌

-𝐹𝑢𝑡𝑎𝑘𝑢𝑐ℎ𝑖 𝑖𝑠 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑡𝑦𝑝𝑒 𝑡𝑜 𝑒𝑑𝑔𝑒 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑜𝑛 𝑎𝑙𝑙 𝑑𝑎𝑦.

-𝐻𝑒’𝑑 𝑡𝑒𝑥𝑡 𝑦𝑜𝑢

|𝐻𝑒𝑦….

:| 𝑌𝑒𝑠?

|𝑙𝑜𝑜𝑘

|𝑖𝑛𝑠𝑒𝑟𝑡𝑠 ℎ𝑖𝑚 𝑖𝑛 ℎ𝑖𝑠 𝑝𝑟𝑎𝑡𝑖𝑐𝑒 𝑠ℎ𝑜𝑟𝑡𝑠*

-𝑌𝑜𝑢’𝑑 𝑏𝑒 𝑒𝑥𝑡𝑟𝑎 𝑙𝑢𝑐𝑘𝑦 𝑖𝑓 ℎ𝑒 𝑒𝑣𝑒𝑛 𝑠ℎ𝑜𝑤𝑠 𝑖𝑡 𝑡𝑜 𝑦𝑜𝑢…

(𝑡ℎ𝑎𝑡’𝑠 𝑜𝑛𝑙𝑦 𝑖𝑓 𝑑𝑎𝑡𝑒 𝑡𝑒𝑐ℎ 𝑤𝑖𝑛𝑠 𝑎 𝑠𝑒𝑡, 𝑜𝑟 ℎ𝑒’𝑠 𝑗𝑢𝑠𝑡 ℎ𝑎𝑝𝑝𝑦.)

-𝑖𝑓 ℎ𝑒’𝑠 𝑛𝑜𝑡 𝑠𝑒𝑛𝑑𝑖𝑛𝑔, ℎ𝑒’𝑠 𝑑𝑒𝑚𝑎𝑛𝑑𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑡𝑜 𝑠𝑒𝑛𝑑 𝑐𝑜𝑜𝑐ℎ𝑖𝑒/𝑝𝑒𝑒𝑝𝑒𝑒.

(𝑖𝑓 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑙𝑖𝑠𝑡𝑒𝑛 𝑡𝑜 𝑚𝑎𝑛𝑑𝑜𝑝𝑜𝑝 𝑦𝑜𝑢’𝑙𝑙 𝑢𝑛𝑑𝑒𝑟𝑠𝑡𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑡ℎ𝑖𝑠 𝑗𝑜𝑘𝑒.)

-𝑣𝑒𝑟𝑦 𝑛𝑒𝑒𝑑𝑦, 𝑖𝑓 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑑𝑜𝑛’𝑡 𝑠𝑒𝑛𝑑 𝑓𝑎𝑠𝑡 𝑒𝑛𝑜𝑢𝑔ℎ ℎ𝑒’𝑠 𝑏𝑙𝑜𝑤𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑢𝑝 𝑦𝑜𝑢𝑟 𝑚𝑒𝑠𝑠𝑎𝑔𝑒𝑠 𝑤𝑖𝑡ℎ 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑠𝑎𝑚𝑒 𝑠𝑒𝑛𝑡𝑒𝑛𝑐𝑒.

-𝑔𝑖𝑣𝑒 𝑚𝑒 𝑡ℎ𝑎𝑡 𝑛𝑒𝑐𝑡𝑎𝑟

-𝑎𝑘𝑎 𝑔𝑖𝑣𝑒 ℎ𝑖𝑚 𝑡ℎ𝑎𝑡 𝑝𝑢𝑠𝑠𝑦/𝑑𝑖𝑐𝑘

𝑌𝑢𝑡𝑎𝑘𝑎 𝑂𝑏𝑎𝑟𝑎 (𝑗𝑒𝑟𝑠𝑒𝑦 𝑛𝑢𝑚𝑏𝑒𝑟, 3)

-𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑙𝑙𝑦 𝑑𝑜𝑒𝑠𝑛’𝑡 𝑎𝑠𝑘 𝑢𝑛𝑙𝑒𝑠𝑠 ℎ𝑒’𝑠 𝑠𝑎𝑑

-𝑠𝑖𝑛𝑐𝑒 ℎ𝑒 𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑙𝑙𝑦 𝑑𝑜𝑒𝑠𝑛’𝑡 ℎ𝑎𝑣𝑒 𝑎 𝑏𝑖𝑔 𝑟𝑜𝑙𝑒, ℎ𝑒 𝑎𝑙𝑤𝑎𝑦𝑠 𝑓𝑒𝑒𝑙𝑠 𝑙𝑒𝑓𝑡 𝑜𝑢𝑡

-𝑡ℎ𝑎𝑡’𝑠 𝑤ℎ𝑒𝑛 𝑦𝑜𝑢𝑟 𝑠𝑒𝑥𝑦 𝑠𝑒𝑙𝑓 𝑎𝑝𝑝𝑒𝑎𝑟𝑠 𝑤𝑖𝑡ℎ 𝑏𝑜𝑑𝑦 𝑝𝑖𝑐𝑠

-𝑖𝑛𝑠𝑡𝑎𝑛𝑡 𝑚𝑜𝑜𝑑 𝑐ℎ𝑎𝑛𝑔𝑒.

-𝑖𝑠𝑛’𝑡 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑜𝑛𝑒 𝑓𝑜𝑟 𝑑𝑖𝑟𝑡𝑦 𝑡𝑎𝑙𝑘, 𝑏𝑢𝑡 𝑎𝑙𝑤𝑎𝑦𝑠 ℎ𝑎𝑠 𝑠𝑙𝑦 𝑐𝑜𝑚𝑚𝑒𝑛𝑡𝑠.

|𝑦��𝑢𝑟 𝑏𝑜𝑑𝑦 𝑙𝑜𝑜𝑘𝑠 𝑔𝑜𝑜𝑑!

:|𝑡ℎ𝑎𝑛𝑘𝑠!

|𝑖𝑡’𝑙𝑙 𝑙𝑜𝑜𝑘 𝑏𝑒𝑡𝑡𝑒𝑟 𝑜𝑛 𝑚𝑒

:|(❍ᴥ❍ʋ)

-𝑎𝑙𝑠𝑜 𝑝𝑟𝑎𝑖𝑠𝑒𝑠 𝑏𝑜𝑑𝑦.

-𝑚𝑜𝑢𝑡ℎ 𝑤𝑎𝑡𝑒𝑟𝑠 𝑒𝑣𝑒𝑟𝑦𝑡𝑖𝑚𝑒 ℎ𝑒 𝑠𝑒𝑒𝑠 𝑦𝑜𝑢𝑟 𝑏𝑜𝑑𝑦. (𝑚𝑖𝑛𝑒 𝑤𝑜𝑢𝑙𝑑 𝑡𝑜𝑜. 𝑌𝑎𝑙𝑙 𝑠𝑜 𝑠𝑒𝑥𝑦)

𝐾𝑎𝑛𝑗𝑖 𝐾𝑜𝑔𝑎𝑛𝑒𝑔𝑎𝑤𝑎. (𝑗𝑒𝑟𝑠𝑒𝑦 𝑛𝑢𝑚𝑏𝑒𝑟, 7)

-𝑀𝑜𝑠𝑡 𝑑𝑒𝑓 𝑟𝑢𝑡ℎ𝑙𝑒𝑠𝑠

-𝐷𝑜𝑒𝑠 𝑛𝑜𝑡 𝑐𝑎𝑟𝑒 𝑤𝑒𝑟𝑒 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑎𝑟𝑒..

-𝐼𝑓 𝑦𝑜𝑢’𝑟𝑒 𝑎𝑡 𝑎 𝑓𝑢𝑛𝑒𝑟𝑎𝑙 ℎ𝑒’𝑠 𝑠𝑒𝑥𝑡𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑦𝑜𝑢

-𝐽𝑜𝑏? 𝑆𝑒𝑥𝑡𝑖𝑛𝑔

-𝑠𝑖𝑡𝑡𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑏𝑒𝑠𝑖𝑑𝑒 𝑦𝑜𝑢, 𝑆𝐸𝑋𝑇𝐼𝑁𝐺

-𝑌𝑜𝑢 𝑔𝑢𝑦𝑠 𝑐𝑜𝑢𝑙𝑑 𝑗𝑢𝑠𝑡 𝑏𝑒 𝑡𝑎𝑙𝑘𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑎𝑏𝑜𝑢𝑡 𝑦𝑜𝑢𝑟 𝑑𝑎𝑦𝑠, 𝑎𝑛𝑑 ℎ𝑒𝑑 𝑗𝑢𝑠𝑡 𝑏𝑒 𝑙𝑖𝑘𝑒, 𝑐𝑜𝑚𝑒 𝑠𝑖𝑡 𝑜𝑛 𝑚𝑦 𝑓𝑎𝑐𝑒.

-𝐷 𝑝𝑖𝑐𝑠 𝑎𝑟𝑒 𝑏𝑎𝑠𝑖𝑐𝑎𝑙𝑙𝑦 𝑎 𝑡𝑟𝑎𝑑𝑖𝑡𝑖𝑜𝑛 𝑛𝑜𝑤

-𝑒𝑣𝑒𝑛 𝑖𝑓 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑑𝑜𝑛’𝑡 𝑎𝑠𝑘 𝑓𝑜𝑟 𝑎 𝑑 𝑝𝑖𝑐, 𝑦𝑜𝑢’𝑟𝑒 𝑔𝑒𝑡𝑡𝑖𝑛𝑔 12, ℎ𝑎𝑟𝑑 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑠𝑜𝑓𝑡.

-𝑏𝑟𝑎𝑔𝑠 𝑡𝑜 𝑆𝑎𝑘𝑢𝑛𝑎𝑚𝑖 𝑜𝑛 ℎ𝑜𝑤 𝑠𝑒𝑥𝑦 𝑦𝑜𝑢𝑟 𝑏𝑜𝑑𝑦 𝑖𝑠

-𝑒𝑣𝑒𝑛 𝑔𝑜𝑒𝑠 𝑎𝑠 𝑓𝑎𝑟 𝑎𝑠 𝑠ℎ𝑜𝑤𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑒𝑛𝑡𝑖𝑟𝑒 𝑡𝑒𝑎𝑚, 𝑦𝑜𝑢𝑟 𝑎𝑠𝑠

-“𝑦𝑒𝑎ℎ, 𝑌/𝑁 ℎ𝑎𝑠 𝑠𝑢𝑐ℎ 𝑎 𝑠𝑒𝑥𝑦 𝑏𝑜𝑑𝑦, 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑔𝑢𝑦𝑠 𝑤𝑖𝑠ℎ 𝑦𝑜𝑢𝑟 𝑝𝑎𝑟𝑡𝑛𝑒𝑟 ℎ𝑎𝑑 𝑎 𝑏𝑜𝑑𝑦 𝑙𝑖𝑘𝑒 𝑌/𝑛’𝑠!“

-𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑏𝑒𝑎𝑡 ℎ𝑖𝑚, 𝑤𝑖𝑡ℎ 𝑎 𝑑𝑖𝑙𝑑𝑜 𝑎𝑓𝑡𝑒𝑟𝑤𝑎𝑟𝑑𝑠

𝑇𝑎𝑟𝑜 𝑂𝑛𝑎𝑔𝑎𝑤𝑎 (𝑗𝑒𝑟𝑠𝑒𝑦 𝑛𝑢𝑚𝑏𝑒𝑟, 8)

-ℎ𝑒 𝑚𝑎𝑦 𝑛𝑜𝑡 𝑠𝑒𝑒𝑚 𝑙𝑖𝑘𝑒 𝑖𝑡, 𝑏𝑢𝑡 ℎ𝑒’𝑠 𝑠𝑒𝑛𝑑𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑑 𝑝𝑖𝑐𝑠, 𝑒𝑣𝑒𝑟𝑦 𝑐ℎ𝑎𝑛𝑐𝑒 ℎ𝑒 𝑔𝑒𝑡𝑠.

-𝑖𝑓 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑏𝑟𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑛𝑜𝑜𝑑𝑙𝑒𝑠 𝑜𝑣𝑒𝑟. 𝑌𝑜𝑢’𝑟𝑒 𝑔𝑒𝑡𝑡𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑑𝑖𝑐𝑘

-𝑤ℎ𝑒𝑛 ℎ𝑒’𝑠 𝑎𝑤𝑎𝑦 𝑓𝑟𝑜𝑚 𝑦𝑜𝑢, ℎ𝑒’𝑠 𝑎𝑙𝑤𝑎𝑦𝑠 𝑡𝑎𝑙𝑘𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑑𝑖𝑟𝑡𝑦 𝑡𝑜 𝑦𝑜𝑢.

|𝑌/𝑛!

:|𝑦𝑒𝑠? 𝐼𝑚 ℎ𝑒𝑟𝑒

|𝑖 𝑗𝑢𝑠𝑡 𝑤𝑎𝑛𝑡 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑡𝑜 𝑚𝑎𝑘𝑒 𝑖𝑡 𝑐𝑙𝑎𝑝

(𝑦𝑎𝑛𝑔𝑦𝑎𝑛𝑔 𝑟𝑒𝑓𝑒𝑟𝑒𝑛𝑐𝑒)

:| 𝑤ℎ𝑎𝑡 𝑎𝑚 𝑖 𝑐𝑙𝑎𝑝𝑝𝑖𝑛𝑔?

|𝑡ℎ𝑎𝑡 𝑎𝑠𝑠 𝑜𝑛 𝑚𝑦 𝑑𝑖𝑐𝑘

:|( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)

-𝑙𝑜𝑤𝑘𝑒𝑦, 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑑𝑜𝑛’𝑡 𝑠𝑒𝑛𝑑 ℎ𝑖𝑚 𝑛𝑢𝑑𝑒𝑠, 𝑏𝑒𝑐𝑎𝑢𝑠𝑒 𝑜𝑓 ℎ𝑜𝑤 𝑚𝑢𝑐ℎ 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑔𝑢𝑦𝑠 ℎ𝑎𝑣𝑒 𝑠𝑒𝑥

𝐽𝑖𝑛𝑔𝑜 𝐹𝑢𝑘𝑖𝑎𝑔𝑒 (𝑗𝑒𝑟𝑠𝑒𝑦 𝑛𝑢𝑚𝑏𝑒𝑟, 11)

-𝑑𝑜𝑒𝑠𝑛’𝑡 𝑎𝑠𝑘 𝑢𝑛𝑙𝑒𝑠𝑠 ℎ𝑒 𝑠𝑒𝑒𝑠 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑖𝑛 𝑦𝑜𝑢𝑟 𝑔𝑦𝑚 𝑢𝑛𝑖𝑓𝑜𝑟𝑚

-𝑔𝑜𝑒𝑠 𝑐𝑟𝑎𝑧𝑦, 𝑖𝑓 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑠𝑒𝑛𝑑 ℎ𝑖𝑚 𝑛𝑢𝑑𝑒𝑠, 𝑤𝑖𝑡ℎ ℎ𝑖𝑠 𝑗𝑒𝑟𝑠𝑒𝑦 𝑜𝑛

-𝑦𝑜𝑢’𝑟𝑒 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑜𝑛𝑒 𝑡ℎ𝑎𝑡 𝑑𝑜𝑒𝑠 𝑎𝑙𝑙 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑑𝑖𝑟𝑡𝑦 𝑡𝑎𝑙𝑘𝑖𝑛𝑔.

:|𝐽𝑖𝑛𝑔𝑜𝑜𝑜

|?

:|𝑖 𝑤𝑎𝑛𝑡 𝑦𝑜𝑢𝑟 𝑐𝑜𝑐𝑘

:|𝑖 𝑤𝑎𝑛𝑡 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑡𝑜 𝑚𝑎𝑘𝑒 𝑚𝑒 𝑏𝑒𝑔 𝑓𝑜𝑟 𝑖𝑡

|𝑜𝑘𝑎𝑦, 𝑡ℎ𝑎𝑡𝑠 𝑒𝑛𝑜𝑢𝑔ℎ… 𝐼𝑚 𝑜𝑛 𝑚𝑦 𝑤𝑎𝑦.

𝐾𝑜𝑠𝑢𝑘𝑒 𝑆𝑎𝑘𝑢𝑛𝑎𝑚𝑖 (𝐽𝑒𝑟𝑠𝑒𝑦 𝑛𝑢𝑚𝑏𝑒𝑟, 13)

-ℎ𝑒 𝑡𝑎𝑘𝑒𝑠 𝑣𝑜𝑙𝑙𝑒𝑦𝑏𝑎𝑙𝑙 𝑣𝑒𝑟𝑦 𝑠𝑒𝑟𝑖𝑜𝑢𝑠.

-𝑎𝑙𝑚𝑜𝑠𝑡 𝑛𝑜 𝑠𝑒𝑥𝑡𝑖𝑛𝑔

-𝑖𝑓 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑑𝑜 𝑒𝑛𝑑 𝑢𝑝 𝑠𝑒𝑥𝑡𝑖𝑛𝑔 ℎ𝑖𝑚, ℎ𝑒’𝑠 𝑔𝑜𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑡𝑜 𝑏𝑙𝑜𝑐𝑘 𝑦𝑜𝑢

-𝑑𝑒𝑒𝑝 𝑑𝑜𝑤𝑛 ℎ𝑒 𝑤𝑎𝑛𝑡𝑠 𝑚𝑜𝑟𝑒

-𝐾𝑎𝑛𝑗𝑖 𝑎𝑙𝑤𝑎𝑦𝑠 𝑞𝑢𝑒𝑠𝑡𝑖𝑜𝑛𝑠 ℎ𝑖𝑚 𝑎𝑏𝑜𝑢𝑡 𝑠𝑒𝑥𝑡𝑖𝑛𝑔

-𝑝𝑜𝑜𝑟 𝑔𝑢𝑦 𝑐𝑎𝑛’𝑡 𝑒𝑣𝑒𝑛 𝑟𝑒𝑐𝑎𝑙𝑙 𝑤ℎ𝑒𝑛 ℎ𝑒 𝑔𝑜𝑡 ℎ𝑎𝑟𝑑

-𝑜𝑛𝑐𝑒 ℎ𝑜𝑟𝑚𝑜𝑛𝑒𝑠 𝑘𝑖𝑐𝑘 𝑖𝑛, 𝑦𝑜𝑢’𝑟𝑒 𝑔𝑒𝑡𝑡𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑑 𝑝𝑖𝑐𝑠 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑛𝑖𝑝𝑝𝑙𝑒 𝑝𝑖𝑐𝑠, 𝑚𝑎𝑦𝑏𝑒 𝑒𝑣𝑒𝑛 𝑣𝑖𝑑𝑒𝑜𝑠.

-𝑏𝑒𝑔𝑠 𝑎 𝑙𝑜𝑡. (𝑜𝑛𝑙𝑦 ℎ𝑜𝑟𝑚𝑜𝑛𝑒𝑠)

-𝑎𝑓𝑡𝑒𝑟 𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑙𝑖𝑧𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑤ℎ𝑎𝑡 𝑗𝑢𝑠𝑡 ℎ𝑎𝑝𝑝𝑒𝑛𝑒𝑠, ℎ𝑒 𝑎𝑣𝑜𝑖𝑑𝑠 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑎𝑡 𝑠𝑐ℎ𝑜𝑜𝑙 𝑓𝑜𝑟 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑛𝑒𝑥𝑡 𝑤𝑒𝑒𝑘.

-𝑠𝑜𝑚𝑒𝑡𝑖𝑚𝑒𝑠 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑤𝑜𝑛𝑑𝑒𝑟 𝑖𝑓 ℎ𝑒’𝑠 𝑖𝑛 𝑙𝑜𝑣𝑒 𝑤𝑖𝑡ℎ 𝐾𝑎𝑛𝑗𝑖

[kuroi-tsuki]

Haikyuu-bu!! Chapter 152: Tembok Besi yang Teratur

Sampai jumpa di chapter berikutnya~

[turbomaslo]

[fanwarrior321]

Haikyu and Bakuten Boys

If I didn't think bakuten was just haikyu in a different font before (and I mean that in the best way possible) it's clear as day now. yall cannot tell me that this guy right here

Is not, and would not get along at least on some level with this young man right here

pleaseeeeeee. I love them.

and this green haired wonder is his nishinoya. 100 percent

[koutawoo]

Haikyuu!! Statistics, Date Tech

AONE TAKANOBU

☆ Date Tech, 2nd Year

Power: 5/5

Jump: 3/5

Stamina: 3/5

Game Intellect: 3/5

Technique: 3/5

Speed: 4/5

Overall: 21/30

☆ VC Date

Serve: 7/10

Receive: 5/10

Dig: 5/10

Setting: 5/10

Spike: 7/10

Block: 10/10

Overall: 39/60

FUTAKUCHI KENJI

☆ Date Tech, 2nd Year

Power: 4/5

Jump: 4/5

Stamina: 3/5

Game Intellect: 3/5

Technique: 3/5

Speed: 4/5

Overall: 21/30

☆ VC Date

Serve: 8/10

Receive: 7/10

Dig: 6/10

Setting: 6/10

Spike: 6/10

Block: 8/10

Overall: 41/60

KOGANEGAWA KANJI

☆ Date Tech, 1st Year

Power: 5/5

Jump: 4/5

Stamina: 4/5

Game Intellect: 1/5

Technique: 1/5

Speed: 4/5

Overall: 19/30

☆ Sendai Frogs

Serve: 7/10

Receive: 3/10

Dig: 6/10

Setting: 8/10

Spike: 7/10

Block: 9/10

Overall: 40/60

SAKUNAMI KOUSUKE

☆ Date Tech, 1st Year

Power: 1/5

Jump: 4/5

Stamina: 3/5

Game Intellect: 2/5

Technique: 3/5

Speed: 4/5

Overall: 17/30

KAMASAKI YASUSHI

☆ Date Tech, 3rd Year

Power: 5/5

Jump: 2/5

Stamina: 4/5

Game Intellect: 2/5

Technique: 2/5

Speed: 4/5

Overall: 19/30

MONIWA KANAME

☆ Date Tech, 3rd Year

Power: 2/5

Jump: 3/5

Stamina: 3/5

Game Intellect: 4/5

Technique: 4/5

Speed: 3/5

Overall: 19/30

SASAYA TAKEHITO

☆ Date Tech, 3rd Year

Power: 4/5

Jump: 4/5

Stamina: 3/5

Game Intellect: 3/5

Technique: 4/5

Speed: 3/5

Overall: 21/30

OBARA YUTAKA

☆ Date Tech, 2nd Year

Power: 4/5

Jump: 3/5

Stamina: 3/5

Game Intellect: 3/5

Technique: 4/5

Speed: 2/5

Overall: 19/30

ONAGAWA TAROU

☆ Date Tech, 2nd Year

Power: 2/5

Jump: 3/5

Stamina: 3/5

Game Intellect: 4/5

Technique: 4/5

Speed: 2/5

Overall: 18/30

FUKIAGE JINGO

☆ Date Tech, 1st Year

Power: 3/5

Jump: 2/5

Stamina: 3/5

Game Intellect: 4/5

Technique: 2/5

Speed: 2/5

Overall: 16/30

OVERALL TEAM STATISTICS

☆  Volleyball Players Only (10)

Power: 35/50

Jump: 32/50

Stamina: 32/50

Game Intellect: 29/50

Technique: 30/50

Speed: 32/50

Overall: 190/300

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SOURCE: Official Final Haikyuu!! Guidebook

[kageyawnma]

When auto-complete takes over: Dateko Edition!

☆ Kamasaki Yasushi will not appear again. (alright, this turning into prophecies now?)

☆ Moniwa Kaname is one piece of hair. (Just one giant piece of hair)

☆ Sasaya Takehito was a good player but he couldn't fly.

☆ Futakuchi Kenji was on his way home when someone took his hand and threw him away. (someone said y e e t )

☆ Aone Takanobu will take over the country and become president. ("Mr. President, what do you have to say about this issue?" "..........." "Mr. President?" ".......")

☆ Obara Yutaka said that there are still people who don't understand what happened in America.

☆ Sakunami Kousuke had to leave his hair at the stage to make an impact. (Samsung has a hair kink confirmed)

☆ Koganegawa Kanji has a unique personality and makes you happy.

☆ Onagawa Tarou has the ability to create a better life.

☆ Fukiage Jingo is one way to keep students from becoming aware of the two other areas. (This sounds ominous...)

Other: Karasuno, Seijoh, Nekoma, Fukurodani, Shiratorizawa

Note: I type in the name and then tap on the suggested words on the keyboard until a full sentence is formed. Sometimes, I do have to choose a word deliberately as to not end up with similar or identical sentences. The rest is all my phone though! (what the fuck, samsung?)