#hq.stuff

[kuroowo]

Consider this:

Miya Atsumu, kicking his feet and giggling into his pillow when he sees a text from you asking him out on a date. Crushing hard and blushing even harder, as if you two haven’t already been dating for 3 years.

[kuroowo]

Why’re u doing this to me runa but also thank u sm for doing this to me🧎🏻‍♀️

osamu sends aggravatingly good nudes at random times during the day.

you receive a snapchat at noon. Osamu is home, in front of the floor length mirror. His shirt is pulled up into his teeth, exposing his thick torso and stomach. He’s flexing his pecs, pressing them together with his arms to make his cleavage stand out. Usually, his body would have your full attention but your eyes are more drawn to the dark happy trail under his belly button, leading down to a familiar bulge at the front of his pants.

before you can gather a response, he send another. this time, it’s his cock- peeking out of his unzipped fly, heavy and red. The denim below is discolored from the wetness of his precum, which drips down thw tight grasp of his fingers nto his boxers. His pinky is looped under his fat, heavy balls. this pictures has a caption:

>be ready when you get home.

[kuroowo]

Suna “Google searched how to prepare for a picnic date & best parks in Hyogo & how to impress the person you like without coming off as too desperate but then didn’t clear his history and forgot about it until you asked him what’s the weather like for the afternoon picnic date he set up only for the previous searches to stare right back at you two and now his cheeks are on fire while you’re cooing and kissing him all over his face” Rintarō

[kuroowo]

Miya Atsumu gives off ‘he fell first AND he fell harder’ energy because he’s a full-fledged simp 🥰

[kuroowo]

There was a point where I was obsessed with isekai manhwas and the way I went into it with Osamu as the ML omfg

I had this idea where it’s the typical ‘reincarnation’ where you get ‘transported’ into your favourite otome game. 4 handsome guys, 4 different tropes, reverse/harem, all fighting for your hand.

Mysterious, brooding, beauty - Sakusa Kiyoomi

Cocksure, handsome, ambitious - Oikawa Tooru

Laid-back, scheming, genuine - Kuroo Tetsurō

Blunt, self-assured, sweet - Kita Shinsuke

All vying for your attention, your affection, your everything - but you can’t even bring yourself to look their way for too long. Not when the very character you stuck throughout every game play and every secret ending for is right within your reach. If you could just find-

Miya Osamu. Restaurant owner. Hearty food, heartier smile.

An NPC-

“Are you Miya Osamu?”

“Yeah, I am. How can I help ya?”

“Will you marry me?”

“...Huh?”

Or not anymore, so it seems.

[kuroowo]

Haikyuu JUMP standees

- taken from Aitai Kuji (website store)

[kuroowo]

**NOT SFW, gang b*ng, video tapping

What if Inarizaki Trio sits you on those one of those spinning bar stool chairs in Osamu’s restaurant, legs spread wide open, and takes 20 seconds each pumping their throbbing, hard dicks into your clenching hole? There are 2 categories to win in this little game of theirs: #1 is who makes you cum the most, & #2 is who can last the longest. There is only one rule and that’s if your dick is soft, then your turn is skipped over. So don’t be the one who cums first/fastest💓

Osamu & Atsumu, while both intelligent in their own rights, throw their initial strategies out the second the shit talking starts. A few jabs here and a couple of glares later, the twins begin to pound into you with fervour. They grind and thrust and ram their dicks like their lives depend on it — until their hips stutter when your hole spams around their girth, ears twitching at the debauched sounds whimpered from your sweet lips, balls clenching and dick spurting thick ropes of cum, filling you up as your legs laid jelly in their hold. Every time you cum on one twin’s dick, the other twin makes you return the favour immediately and this goes on and on until they both give out under the heavenly way you milk their cocks and forfeit their turns to Suna.

Suna, who does double duty in video tapping you while fucking his dick into you languidly (a strategy of his to outlast the twins). It’s only when the twins (inevitably) bust their nut in you that he picks up the pace with a jarring brutality. He hits the right spots at the right speed, thighs and balls slapping against you in harsh rhythms, your moans and cries echoing lewdly off the walls of Onigiri Miya — he makes you cum around his length in no time. Over and over and over again. Suna would have been crowned the ultimate winner after the first hour, if the Miya’s cocks hadn’t kept rising to the challenge again and again and again.

By the end of the night, they don’t even have the energy to fight over who actually won the game and you sure as hell don’t have the energy to declare the winners. So naturally, the only way to settle this is through another round, right?

[kuroowo]

💍 Miya Atsumu HC 💍

Atsumu wears a necklace that has a ring with your name engraved on it. It’s a promise ring that matches yours, and he kisses it right before every serve after he does the silencing gesture to the crowd. It’s a new part of his serving routine and it’s what makes him feel calm, proud, confident.

It’s how he dedicates every serve to you.

[kuroowo]

HQ FANS, THERES AN ONIGIRI MIYA PICREW !!

YOU CAN MAKE YOUR OWN ONIGIRI 😭💘

Credits to @osaakazine (Twitter & Instagram) !! If I got it wrong, please lemme know!

@haikyooot @hvnlydmn @bokutosworld @koutarousangel @osamusstraycat & all hq fans !!

[kuroowo]

Sigh Osamu grocery shopping date when 😞

[kuroowo]

Atsumu and Osamu liked to play their ‘shadow clone jutsu’ gimmick when they were younger. One of the twins would make the hand signs and shout the jutsu name, and the other would jump out from behind into the same pose.

I take 0 criticism on this

[kuroowo]

NSFMELDDKS THE OSAMU ISEKAI IDEA IS SOOO GOOD!!! I’m super into isekais right now and would kill for one starring Osamu, plus the other LIs you picked are 😘👌 also, Osamu being an NPC that gets elevated to ML status is funny as hell, literally throwing it all away for the onigiri man in the bg 😂😂 idk if you plan to actually write this but regardless, thank you for planting this image in my brain, I love it 💖

JDKWNLSJXK THANK YOU💕💕 AND IM SO GLAD TO FIND ANOTHER ISEKAI & OSAMU LOVER AAAAAA 💗

Bro NPC Osamu just hits different 😩 Imagine finally being able to interact with The Miya Osamu, AKA the NPC who owns your heart, freely. The foolishness in which I would make Reader conduct themselves with would be emBARASSING JKWLSK

100% would neglect the OG 4 MLs just to visit & flirt with NPC Osamu everyday 🥰🥰🥰 Oh, Oikawa wanted to have a walk around town today? Sorry, too busy throwing your 5th compliment to the chef for the day 💕 Kita wanted to show you the flourish of his wheat farm? Apologies, too busy getting flowers for Osamu so he knows that he’s being seriously courted 💗 Sakusa wanted to show you some self-defense moves to keep you safe? Condolences, too busy asking for Atsumu’s advice & roping him into your plans on how to win over Osamu’s heart 💓 Kuroo wanted to bring you over to the observatory for a viewing of the stars? Regretful to inform, too busy trying to wax poetry on letter about how beautiful, strong & smart Osamu is 💖

Osamu definitely thinks you’re lowkey crazy (for several plot related reasons), but he’s not gonna lie & pretend that your attention & affection isn’t nice 🥰 but what isn’t nice is how he now has 4 MLs-self-proclaimed-love-rivals to deal with though🧍🏻‍♀️

[kuroowo]

Sakusa Kiyoomi is a Tsundere. That’s my ultimate HC for this man — HEAR ME OUT!

You accidentally spill some water on yourself. Sakusa sees this and calls you clumsy with furrowed brows and a frown. “Sit down.”, he grumbles. You’d think he’s mad, but then he’s wiping your shirt & skin so carefully. Then he’s up and getting you a refill, handing you the cup before cleaning up the spills for you. THEN he comes out with a clean shirt and tells you he’ll put yours in the laundry uwu

OR omg he sees you eyeing something you want (maybe a piece of cake, or a necklace, idk), but he tells you to hurry up ur steps because you two have places to be, ONLY TO SEE THE EXACT THING YOU WANTED IN HIS HANDS THE VERY NEXT DAY AS A GIFT FOR YOU XJKWNSKCJWLND

[kuroowo]

I miss Osamu, Man of my dreams, Love of my life. I wonder what’s he doing these days

[kuroowo]

MY MOCHI BEAN BOYS AAAAAAA THEY FINALLY ARRIVED 💕🧡❣️🖤💜💛💗💝💖❤️💞💖🖤

[kuroowo]

The Miya twins calling their girl ‘princess’ as a pet name is undisputed in my book 😩🙏🏼 if I wasn’t constantly writing for gender neutral readers best bet I’d be slapping on Princess everywhere in their fics 😩😩😩😭😭😭