#princess though >>>>
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me: I'm exhausted, but I need to push through anyway
my brain: get some rest, if you don't have your health you don't have anything
me: ... you do realize that quote is from THE VILLIAN in the princess bride, right? Why should I take health advice from a man who tortures people as a hobby?
#the princess bride#Rambles#I do feel horrible though and i wish I knew why#But resting any more isn't an option
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i want to bend a cute girl over, holding a vibrator to her clit while i lay on top of her, covering her mouth and telling her to stay quiet.
she’d be squirming, crying because ‘it’s too much’ or ‘she’s too sensitive’ and blah blah blah. i don’t really care. you’re going to take it and beg for more.
#just a though i had#lesbian#sapphic#wlw#wlw post#wlw yearning#wlw domme#wlw blog#wlw ns/fw#princess thoughts
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did this as a quick scribble at like 1 AM last night and...immediately lost all motivation to ever clean it up. ( ᐛ ) but I had to draw my son being the fanciest little flower boy who ever threw petals down an aisle. oh my god.
#art#twisted wonderland#twisted wonderland spoilers#eternity float#eternity float of the coral sea#surprise! my art actually CAN look worse!#but i just love these fancy lads so much#like i was initially kinda 'CORAL S -- aw no merforms? :('#but i figure they're probably saving a proper underwater event for azul so whatever it's time for HYPE#especially because it looks like it might be WEDDING-THEMED(!!!)#and/or kiss the girl(!!!!!!!)#and honestly for both of those jade is actually the funniest possible ssr choice#sorry leona we found the one event that...no he would still be hilarious. dangit.#honestly though these are top-tier choices all around#if i was going to walk around a beach while jade talks endlessly at me about the legend of the mermaid princess with big sleeves#i could ask for nothing better than riddle malleus and rook to be standing there tossing flower petals at me the whole time#i know it's probably all ~algorithm-based~ or whatever they have that tells them what characters to use#but there is legit a little something i think in doing a kiss the girl theme with those three#the three guys who have some of the most trouble properly expressing themselves#and also jade who i assume just thinks they're all prime sources for hilarity#he will 100% be looking for opportunities to 'accidentally' push someone overboard#bonus points if there's a very fancy cake that they can fall into on the way down#i don't know anything about what the story will be yet but i know that much is true
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my job under siege by zant's foul army
#inspired by the university under siege by the daedra i loved it so much i had to make my own#and also i just really want to play twilight princess rn#pro controller is on the way though yay
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Only those who have seen the light know that Bruce Wayne is absolutely the type of annoying father who asks for his adult children for grandkids EVERY chance possible. This is the same man who immediately put in his two weeks notice from batman-ing the MINUTE he discovered he had a granddaughter.
Bruce, materialising in bludhaven: when are you and Barbara getting married
Dick: NO.
Bruce: *sad GRANDCHILDLESS noises*
Bruce, materialising in crime alley: when you are going to settle down with a nice girl or guy and give me a-
Jason: *starts shooting*
Bruce, materialising in the clocktower:
Babs: don’t even fucking think about it
Bruce: *dematerialises away sadly*
Finally, at the annual family dinner, Bruce: whoever is the first to bring me a grandchild will be banned from ever having to take over batman
#Bruce Wayne is not holding me hostage#I am saying this out of my own free will#this message was brought to you by the Wayne foundation. for any orphans that need homes or nice sane people that need partners#please contact us at www.icollectorphans.com#mari’i come back to me#dick presenting Lian like simba: feast your eyes on the prettiest princess in the whole wide world who happens to be my boyfriends daughter#Bruce: nice try dick. you and Roy haven’t been dating since 2003. don’t mind if I steal the pretty princess though. do you like bats?#batman#dc comics#bruce wayne#dcu#batfam#batfamily#jason todd#dick grayson#dc robin#red hood#barbara gordon#batgirl#nightwing
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Happy Halloween at the FNAF Pizzaplex
#myart#chloesimagination#comic#fnaf#five nights at freddy's#fnaf fanart#michael afton#fnaf vanessa#fnaf vanny#fnaf cassie#gregory fnaf#roxanne wolf#glamrock freddy#princess quest#Michael never needs to try ever again at his Halloween costume#he can be a zombie every year now#though Vanny thinks he should try a LIL harder#Cassie and Gregory makes me sob#they are just lil guys fr fr#oh to spend Halloween at the Pizzaplex
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When I broke the cycle, I made sure that the tear was rough. You carry a part of what should be her, and she carries a part of what should be you.
#slay the princess#illustration#art#stp princess#the long quiet#stp narrator#arguably lol#slay the princess spoilers#scopophobia#tw scopophobia#i've been wanting to use the narrator's quote there as a caption for the longest time#originally i wanted it to be for a pair of black and white pieces of lq and the princess but i lost steam on that halfway through#(still have the finished piece for quiet! probably not gonna post it here though) (it's pretty old by now)#this piece was also partly inspired by the girl from the other side#hence the skull and cloth and hatching#i finally watched the movie ova can you tell? lol#my art#anytime i post art i always end up rambling in the tags#does anybody even read these?#if you do uh#i hope you have a nice day :^)
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caution: dog will bite
#wolf link#twilight princess#tp#loz#tp link#legend of zelda#i might end up reposting this in a set later on. i am just impatient god bless <3#he was fun though. i feeeeeel like i should make my main pencil a little thinner in future but otherwise Yay#my art#artists on tumblr
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POV you're apotheosis
#art#digital art#slay the princess#stp#the long quiet#stp the long quiet#stp long quiet#its him again . the bird man#this might be the last quiet drawing for a bit i am out of ideas#and one day i will return... once inspiration returns to me#(this is also true of non-quiet drawings. nothing to poast perhaps i will do studies on my own time though because Man i feel rusty)
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L + ratio + you’re on a path in the woods + at the end of that path is a cabin + in the basement of that cabin is a princess
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Redrew that one scene from Princess Mononoke with Shikamaru and Temari bc I fucking love them 🙈
I also had to make an meme bc we all know how he’d really respond 😂
#Hailey’s Art#Naruto#shikatema#shikamaru nara#temari#Naruto Temari#shikamaru x temari#I loved drawing this even though he’d totally be an ass about it instead 😂#princess mononoke#digital art#doodles#drawings#artists on tumblr#fanart#naruto shippuden
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sorry, i thought that image of sebek and silver against a silouette overblot malleus was actually a silouette of malleus's mom in a stunning dress
to be fair, at any given moment you can assume I am drawing Meleanor in some kind of fancy dress. she's just standing offscreen most of the time (and judging you)
#art#twisted wonderland#cautiously not adding the spoiler tags for this one since it's just mel#(and the description in the ask isn't really spoilery even though the art they're referring to definitely is)#(so uhhh be warned there)#dragon princess of my heart#doing my part to make up for the fact that this fandom is somehow not flooded with meleanor content 24/7#it's almost like not everyone is as obsessed with this minor character who showed up and died immediately as i am#a mystery to be sure
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you will give us $17.99 for our three and a half hour game* and you will like it 😤 you will also give us $24.99 for our eight hour game** and you will like it again, maybe even more 😤 * actual playtime may vary between 15 minutes and 16 hours ** actual playtime will consume your remaining lifespan*** *** i am NOT messing around here. whenever someone buys scarlet hollow, there's a 1/5 chance their family never sees them again (too busy playing scarlet hollow)
fun article though! https://www.vice.com/en/article/black-tabby-games-made-two-of-the-best-choice-driven-games-of-the-last-decade-so-why-the-hell-are-we-complaining-about-game-length/
#scarlet hollow#slay the princess#anyways cool coverage from vice#though i'm not sure i'd call a negative steam review here and there backlash. people are entitled to have their opinions on slay the prince#even when those opinions are wrong ;)
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looking like I'm gonna open a children's library in this pic hahahaha
#philosophy chube#seriously though this photo is maximum Tube#Miss America ass#PBS ass#Reading Rainbow Ass#wholesome#Abigail Thorn#Big Princess Energy#Philosophy Tube
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CHEATED WITH A BAT
BONUS skeptic was the one throwing the head
#stp#slay the princess#stp voices#stp cheated#stp skeptic#owlart#HET GETS TO HAVE A BAT#SOMETHING NICE FOR HIM#HE ONLY GETS BLUNT OBJECTS EVEN THOUGH I IMAGINE HIM BEING GOOD WITH GUNS#BUT THE CONSTRUCT IS NOT GIVING HIM THAT [pensive punch
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I miss my wife. nine tails.
#blacked out for all of this season I’m pretty sure that’s how it went though#also last pic I just finished the cole season yell heah#anyway!!! I miss my precious princess and his massive werewolf gf I’m making up interactions in my head#like how kindergarteners date. it’s like nothing changes that’s just your bf and gf now. lloykita coded they just hangout#play in the sand sometimes maybe.#ninjago#Lloyd Garmadon#ninjago Lloyd#ninjago akita#ninjago kai#ninjago nya#kai smith#nya smith#also I have a comic from like three years ago I wanted to post I miss kippskiffs comics man 😭#my art
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