#princess though >>>>
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me: I'm exhausted, but I need to push through anyway
my brain: get some rest, if you don't have your health you don't have anything
me: ... you do realize that quote is from THE VILLIAN in the princess bride, right? Why should I take health advice from a man who tortures people as a hobby?
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sapphicideas · 5 months ago
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i want to bend a cute girl over, holding a vibrator to her clit while i lay on top of her, covering her mouth and telling her to stay quiet.
she’d be squirming, crying because ‘it’s too much’ or ‘she’s too sensitive’ and blah blah blah. i don’t really care. you’re going to take it and beg for more.
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egophiliac · 1 month ago
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did this as a quick scribble at like 1 AM last night and...immediately lost all motivation to ever clean it up. ( ᐛ ) but I had to draw my son being the fanciest little flower boy who ever threw petals down an aisle. oh my god.
#art#twisted wonderland#twisted wonderland spoilers#eternity float#eternity float of the coral sea#surprise! my art actually CAN look worse!#but i just love these fancy lads so much#like i was initially kinda 'CORAL S -- aw no merforms? :('#but i figure they're probably saving a proper underwater event for azul so whatever it's time for HYPE#especially because it looks like it might be WEDDING-THEMED(!!!)#and/or kiss the girl(!!!!!!!)#and honestly for both of those jade is actually the funniest possible ssr choice#sorry leona we found the one event that...no he would still be hilarious. dangit.#honestly though these are top-tier choices all around#if i was going to walk around a beach while jade talks endlessly at me about the legend of the mermaid princess with big sleeves#i could ask for nothing better than riddle malleus and rook to be standing there tossing flower petals at me the whole time#i know it's probably all ~algorithm-based~ or whatever they have that tells them what characters to use#but there is legit a little something i think in doing a kiss the girl theme with those three#the three guys who have some of the most trouble properly expressing themselves#and also jade who i assume just thinks they're all prime sources for hilarity#he will 100% be looking for opportunities to 'accidentally' push someone overboard#bonus points if there's a very fancy cake that they can fall into on the way down#i don't know anything about what the story will be yet but i know that much is true
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my job under siege by zant's foul army
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everwalldigan · 3 months ago
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Only those who have seen the light know that Bruce Wayne is absolutely the type of annoying father who asks for his adult children for grandkids EVERY chance possible. This is the same man who immediately put in his two weeks notice from batman-ing the MINUTE he discovered he had a granddaughter.
Bruce, materialising in bludhaven: when are you and Barbara getting married
Dick: NO.
Bruce: *sad GRANDCHILDLESS noises*
Bruce, materialising in crime alley: when you are going to settle down with a nice girl or guy and give me a-
Jason: *starts shooting*
Bruce, materialising in the clocktower:
Babs: don’t even fucking think about it
Bruce: *dematerialises away sadly*
Finally, at the annual family dinner, Bruce: whoever is the first to bring me a grandchild will be banned from ever having to take over batman
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chloesimaginationthings · 6 months ago
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Happy Halloween at the FNAF Pizzaplex
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cavalierclavier · 7 months ago
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When I broke the cycle, I made sure that the tear was rough. You carry a part of what should be her, and she carries a part of what should be you.
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verflares · 8 months ago
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caution: dog will bite
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indigo6f00ff · 2 months ago
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POV you're apotheosis
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hummingbirdspark · 10 months ago
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L + ratio + you’re on a path in the woods + at the end of that path is a cabin + in the basement of that cabin is a princess
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girls-with-boys-names · 6 months ago
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Redrew that one scene from Princess Mononoke with Shikamaru and Temari bc I fucking love them 🙈
I also had to make an meme bc we all know how he’d really respond 😂
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egophiliac · 2 months ago
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sorry, i thought that image of sebek and silver against a silouette overblot malleus was actually a silouette of malleus's mom in a stunning dress
to be fair, at any given moment you can assume I am drawing Meleanor in some kind of fancy dress. she's just standing offscreen most of the time (and judging you)
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blacktabbygames · 3 months ago
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you will give us $17.99 for our three and a half hour game* and you will like it 😤 you will also give us $24.99 for our eight hour game** and you will like it again, maybe even more 😤 * actual playtime may vary between 15 minutes and 16 hours ** actual playtime will consume your remaining lifespan*** *** i am NOT messing around here. whenever someone buys scarlet hollow, there's a 1/5 chance their family never sees them again (too busy playing scarlet hollow)
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fun article though! https://www.vice.com/en/article/black-tabby-games-made-two-of-the-best-choice-driven-games-of-the-last-decade-so-why-the-hell-are-we-complaining-about-game-length/
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theabigailthorn · 1 year ago
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looking like I'm gonna open a children's library in this pic hahahaha
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phantasmatoucan · 4 months ago
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CHEATED WITH A BAT
BONUS skeptic was the one throwing the head
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mabbbish · 5 months ago
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I miss my wife. nine tails.
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