#hsr acheron

[kateybuggi]

Repost because I forgot to censor a name in one of the original images </3

so hsr characters as dumb shit me and my friends have said

[larkspurglove]

ALL THE SHIPPERS ARE WINNING

Not to mention whatever THIS was

[0hopelessprince0]

got this done just in time for lesbian visibility week! light cone + full image!! hell yeah!!!

[delsshitposts]

This Light Cone

This Fucking Light Cone!

Hoyoverse Knows What I Want!

Fuck Everything Else! Keep Feeding Me More AcheSwan!

[pinkrose05]

Ladies and gentlemen, I'm pleased to inform you that after a solid month of consideration, compilation, writing, erasing, questioning and debating, I can finally present to you....

The List of Unique And/Or Weirdly Specific Yomiren Parallels (+ a doodle!)

- Stack generation for their most powerful attack that can be filled by ally/enemy actions

- Stupidly good signature lightcone and awful F2P options

- Dedicated 4pc relic set with stack generation and crit buffs that will take like 5 months to finish farming because fuck you

- Magical memory issues

- Best path(s) in Simulated Universe are not their own (Yomi likes Erudition, Ren likes everything that doesn't give shields- which several Destruction blessings do)

- Unique aspect ratio in character demo (thanks maur I owe you one for this)

- Silly haircut (emo bangs and split hair from the back)

- A reforged divine sword

- Rips in reality for half of their attacks

- Magical memory issues

- IPC bounty (Yomi's is of unknown value though)

- Forced connection to a certain path (Nihility/Abundance)

- A different design with white hair

- Unusual, serpentine eye pupil shape (meant to resemble a snake/dragon.)

- Translatable alias I refuse to use normally (they're only Acheron and Blade when I have a pun to make okay-)

- Ominous red flower motif on literally everything

- Magical memory issues

- At least one reference to Hell (every version of Yomi's name is a reference to the Underworld, and well. Hellscape is a bit of a telling Skill name...)

- Heavy demon imagery (Yomi was -is?- an Oni, and has the face of one on the longer sleeve of her top, as well as a trace named Red Oni. Ren's half of the dragon-demon jade pendant is decidely not the dragon, and that symbol also shows up on the back of his coat and his Ultimate icon.)

- Friendship with a "dead" Nameless (Frebass/Baiheng)

- Appearance in relic lore (Yomi shows up in Pioneer Diver of Dead Waters, Ren is the Passerby of Wandering Cloud)

- Popular ship with a Wind user where they (un)intentionally terrorize said Wind user's mindscape

- No daily messages to the Trailblazer (the Stellaron Hunters yoinked Ren's phone for his so that doesn't count)

- Have I mentioned magical memory issues?

....Oh. It appears I have!

[sviteer]

Prey and Predator

[lilac-cat-draws]

Don't know why I had so much trouble with this boss fight, took till me getting Acheron to beat him

[linvaniin]

dance with me

[foxxism]

twink retrieval service

[kattkeyy]

are you asking me?

[aratribow]

Let's dance, shall we.

[dearemilia]

When you get kidnapped

pairings | sunday, aventurine, acheron x gn! reader

tags | a little spoiler for acheron's part but other than nothing is too major, sunday has a little yandere theme, mentions of killing, fluff, hurt to comfort, not proofread

note | God, I finally managed to beat that aventurine boss!! >.< Also, the sunday part is a bit short, sorry about that sunday lovers! :<

Sunday

He finds it funny how someone can think of kidnapping you.

He’s already informed of the plan because of his crows “What utter fools they are, perhaps a little punishment is enough for them to stay away?”

He’ll personally deal with them once his servants capture them.

He will also need to make sure you don’t know about this and that everything is alright and under his control “Dearest, you don’t need to be so worried, alright? Everything is okay”

After dealing with those fools, he’ll take you out on dates! Buying you everything you want and even the ones you don’t want.

All day, he prays for your safety and happiness. So if anyone dares to take that away, he’ll make sure that they’ll pray for their sins.

Aventurine

No one knows what he’s thinking of right now.

His subordinates don’t know whether they should speak up or not “Find them by dawn and if not…I’ll be sure to cut all of your yearly salary to 56%”

One thing for sure is that they are already searching for you.

It may seem like he’s calm but really, deep down he’s afraid of losing the only good person in his life.

Once he has you back, he’ll shower you with love. You’ll find in your shared room full of new clothes, jewelry, and items you mentioned to him years ago!

And don’t worry, he’s already dealt with the people who were involved in your kidnapping even those who only participated a little bit of it.

“I’m so sorry you had to experience that, my love…” He says while hugging you as you both lay down “I’m truly sorry…This is all my fault…” 

You gently grab his face and press your lips onto his forehead “This is none of your fault…You didn’t know and I didn’t know, it just happened, okay?” You smiled at him.

All Aventurine can think of is how lucky he is to have you.

Acheron

Okay, who would be dumb enough to kidnap you? Like seriously, who?

Your kidnapping happened while she was out buying peaches and you were at home.

As soon as she stepped foot onto your home, she knew something wasn’t right. Noticing how clean the house was.

She balled her hand into a fist, unsheathing her sword.

Just as you were panicking about what happened to you, what was going on, if you were going to be killed?

You feel a familiar pair of arms, wrapping around you, carrying you bridal-style “A-Acheron? Is that you…?” You feel yourself sob, feeling relieved.

“I’m sorry, I shouldn’t have left you there” You rapidly blinked your eyes as Acheron took off your blindfold.

Acheron places you somewhere safe “Could you…close your eyes and ears for me? This will be quick but it might get a little bloody” 

You nod, turning your head away from the screams of horror from your kidnappers.

You don’t feel any sympathy for them, why should you? They were the ones who were stupid enough to think they could kidnap an emanator’s lover.

[moshaeu]

first dance

[bloodraven55]

i don’t go here but OH MY GOD???

[hunnieknight]

Chubby Bunny

◇AU by @spirit-lanterns but with my own headcanon

◇Instead of Casino, i took the idea of host club (i mean..it isn't much different)

Suggestive just a drop of it, chubby!reader, gn!reader, but reader has feminine body, self conscious, body image problem. NO PROOFREAD

[I DO NOT PLAY HSR ANYMORE, i stopped after Xianzhou main quest]

ADULT THEME

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A Host or Entertaiment Bunny but self conscious with their body.

You are actually an old worker there, been working for a long time. However, perhaps because you have a body that 'is not up to standard Bunny' you have never gotten any Patron that would like to book you.

You accepted it, knowing yoyr body type isn't a common Bunny. So your boss just put you as front desk, serving drinks, or just helping any other Bunnies.

Very much comfortable, you get to work immediately and it has been that way for months.

Until a certain magenta haired lady coming in and book you with her black card.

You know she will likely be disappointed in your body, so you keep offering and suggesting the place's Golden Bunny! Look how attractive all those bunny are! Very experienced too! How about you book the- Huh? She only wants you? Alright, she is a black card Patron after all.

VERY CARING. Might be some teasing here and there but Miss Kafka can read you easily like you are just an open book with big letters. She knows which words to say and which area to touch to please you.

Wait a minute-Isn't it your job to be pleasing and satisfying her? Why is she the one doing it??

Well, anyway, there is an exhausted and satisfied chubby bunny, and a very sated and happy rich woman.

Which she is very proud of in making you feel much comfortable with your own body.

So proud she sent afterglow photos to her groupchat with the girls.

There is 999 unopened messages in span of 1 hour.

After that, you go from a lone bunny to making a schedule for Miss Kafka and her 'tea party' gang and upgraded to being personal pet for the whole gang.

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Acheron is the first one to book you after Kafka.

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[n4tsum1-san]

i got e2 acheron (at the cost of my aventurine funds...) so here's a bunch of memes to celebrate! no 2.1 spoilers here, don't worry