#hypoculgon

[smashy-headcanons]

For Ice Climbers: Vegetable Tier List

S: Mushrooms A: Potatoes, Lettuce B: Pumpkins, Turnips C: Corn, Zucchinis D: Cabbages, Carrots E: Eggplants

You're just ranking them by how many points they give!

Here's what they're REALLY asking!

S: Potatoes (Good for all sorts of meals!) A: Eggplants, Mushrooms, Carrots (Must-haves for any feast!) B: Corn, Cabbage, Pumpkins (Also tasty!) C: Zucchini, Turnips (I could do without these.) D: LETTUCE (Ewww.)

How are eggplants must-haves but lettuce isn't?

Have you HAD frozen lettuce!?

Who says it has to be frozen?

We're mountain climbers, lettuce is GOING to freeze!

What about in Smash?

Even then, it's all bitter and stuff.

So is cabbage!

Not if you cook it right and add stuff like meat, seasonings, and other veggies to it!

You mean like with lettuce?

...I think we're done here.

[pixelyte]

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