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For Ice Climbers: Vegetable Tier List

S: Mushrooms A: Potatoes, Lettuce B: Pumpkins, Turnips C: Corn, Zucchinis D: Cabbages, Carrots E: Eggplants

You're just ranking them by how many points they give!

Here's what they're REALLY asking!

S: Potatoes (Good for all sorts of meals!) A: Eggplants, Mushrooms, Carrots (Must-haves for any feast!) B: Corn, Cabbage, Pumpkins (Also tasty!) C: Zucchini, Turnips (I could do without these.) D: LETTUCE (Ewww.)

How are eggplants must-haves but lettuce isn't?

Have you HAD frozen lettuce!?

Who says it has to be frozen?

We're mountain climbers, lettuce is GOING to freeze!

What about in Smash?

Even then, it's all bitter and stuff.

So is cabbage!

Not if you cook it right and add stuff like meat, seasonings, and other veggies to it!

You mean like with lettuce?

...I think we're done here.

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To Red and/or Leaf:

If you could bring one more Pokémon to help you fight in Smash, who would you bring?

Pikachu is the first Pokemon that comes to mind, but Pikachu and Pichu are both already in Smash! There is also that Alolan Raichu from before I came here. Just as long as I'd be allowed to and it wanted to, of course!

No questions asked: Eevee. It's versatile and iconic, and a shiny Eevee's silver, shimmering fur would look great on the stage!

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your ask box message still has waluigi theming

[Thank you]

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Crazy! Can I get a high five dude?

I'm afraid my brother completely shattered the computer in his attempt to do so. I had to remake it from scratch.

Now that that whole series of events has been dealt with, I think it's time we continue

The Super Smash Bros. Fighter Q&A

Further messages can be sent for another 12 and a half hours, until 8AM Pacific Time. Remember, only one question can be sent to each fighter, so check that your fighter hasn't already received a question before sending!

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i sent in that ask about joker and favoritism, was genuinely confused about the answer and went back a post and realized what you meant, sorry I didn’t read the other ask you answered before putting mine in

[Oh okay 👍]

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Let's have a thumb war!

Wait...

I have no thumbs! 😢

wOW THAT MUST SUCK? rip TO YOU,

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can you do the hokey pokey

look me in the palm and ask me that again

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Let Meta Knight kill it’s enrichment

i WOULD IF i COULD,

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I smell a bit of favoritism with that Joker answer

[Genuinely curious where you think I lean lmao]

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crazy. crazy, buddy. now, i know your brother vetoed this idea earlier, but hear me out on this one for one reason: it'd be really, really funny.

i realllllyyyy think meta knight should enjoy a little galacta time. somewhere where they wont kill everyone, sure, but definitely somewhere you can admire the fireworks!

and tornadoes. lots of tornadoes.

galacta's shown restraint in not using his power to blow up planets while fighting meta before, so its like, 100% sure to be 75% totally safe. i say go wild! toss the evil space dragon-dino in the middle to get used like a football, im sure samus'd get a kick out of it. fun for the whole family!

tRUST ME i DO TOO. BUT i THINK mASTER hAND WOULD KILL ME IF i LET HIM?

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can you return the computer to waluigi please

nO WAY IT"S MINE,

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Whose your fav og Smasher, and favorite DLC smasher?

rEALLY A FAN OF PIKACHU? mY FAVORITE dlc FIGHTER HAS TO BE jOKER? oR sTEVE?

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BOOP

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hEY. WHILE i"M WORKING ON FIXING EVERYTHING UP. WHY NOT ASK me SOME QUESTIONS! MAYBE!!!

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What's cracka lackin, Waluigi?

tOO LATE. i ALREADY TOOK THE COMPUTER AWAY FROM HIM?

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Sorry bud, you can’t change it back, the tumblr is forever waluigi’fied 💔

dON"T BE RIDICULOUS. i CAN DO ALMOST ANYTHING,

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oH YEAH BTW. i FIGURED OUT HOW TO UNPURPLE EVERYTHING, nOW i JUST NEED TO CHANGE THE PICTURES AND STUFF,