#i am often seized by the fatal american need to have a pretty good time

[rat-prophetess]

Patho Classic HD + text posts because I am once again experiencing The Horrors

[trilobiter]

The other day I referenced a Troubled Birds meme to my wife ("I am often seized by the fatal American need to have a pretty good time") and she thought I was being original. I wish I was, it speaks volumes.

[wobinofylisse]

I am often seized by the fatal American need to have a pretty good time.

Art by @mauveadagio

[dcviated]

"I am often seized by the fatal American need..."

"...to have a pretty good time."

[lavampira]

now that the countries stereotypes post dropped from my queue. I need everyone to know I’ve had the troubled birds “I am often seized by the fatal american need to have a pretty good time” quote stuck in my head for days because of it

[incorrect-edens-garden-quotes]

Jett: I am often seized by the fatal American need to have a pretty good time.

[mcrcki]

@tragcdysewn​ said : “I am often seized by the fatal American need to have a pretty good time.” ginny and luna

guide to troubled birds || not accepting

“mate, you might have been in this city for way too long.” ginny laughed, looking back at her roommate, knees drawn up to her chest as she sighed, knowing there was no way they were going to stay in tonight. “did you want to go out then? or are we looking to make future plans, cause i know there’s that renn faire that’s starting up this weekend. did you wanna go to that?”

[kaweeella]

I’ve been looking at a lot of guide to troubled birds stuff lately so I’m doing a thing.

Mincing Mirror’s Guide To Twisted Event:

Beanfest- The risk I took was calculated, but man am I bad at math

Beanfest 2- It is folly to assume my awesome lies dormant

Fairy Gala- I’m addicted to shiny things

Ghost Marriage- Don’t judge-- I clean up real nice

Wish Upon A Star- Oh, I’m sorry-- Did I just blow your mind?

Camp Vargas- Mother Nature wants you whacked

Scary Monster Terror Is Trending- This jackassery will not stand!

Scary Monster Endless Halloween Night- They might have passed a very pleasant evening had shit not gotten real

Scalding Sands Al’ab Nariya- Dealing with you is like herding cats

Harveston- I am often seized by the fatal American need to have a pretty good time

Fairy Gala If- I am humanphobic

Tsumtsum- Finally he gathered himself together and spoke. “What the hell?”

Port Fest- My modus operandi is to dial up the awesome and break the knob off

Camp Vargas 2- “This is wonderful!” “This is going to be fine!” “I love this!” I was soon to change my mind, however

Masquerade- God can’t help you now

[autistic-girl-academic]

in an incredibly self-indulgent move i decided i absolutely had to give my gw2 ocs quotes from those guide to trouble birds pictures. under a cut bc i have 25 characters now so yeah.

Rouge: "I am often seized by the fatal American Krytan need to have a pretty good time."

Kharis: "Finally he gathered himself together and spoke. 'What the hell?'"

Brunhilde: "I do not go to my happy place, I go to my high lonesome place."

Kooki: "I had on my prettiest dress and he never even looked at it."

Ceres: "That's a crazy idea. Insane. It doesn't make sense. 'You'll do it?' 'Of course,' I replied."

Lily: "'This is wonderful!' 'This is going to be fine!' 'I love this!' I was soon to change my mind, however."

Amunet: "I'm not majestic on weekends."

Makena: "Looking for trouble and if I cannot find it, I will create it."

Ayana: "This jackassery will not stand!"

Moonsoul: "I meditate mostly for a 15-minute break from this ongoing shitshow."

Farah: "I'm addicted to shiny things."

Durga: "This might have passed a very pleasant evening had shit not gotten real."

Enyo: "My modus operandi is dial up the awesome and break the knob off."

Nisha: "The risk I took was calculated, but man, am I bad at math."

Marrow: "He gave them the heebie-jeebies. He had nothing else to give."

Xochi: "Mother Nature wants you whacked."

Zekki: "A profound thinker, but I cannot stick my mental landings."

Dibborah: "I'd sell you to Satan for one corn chip."

Suha: "Snacking between meals is the least, but tastiest, of my problems."

Romilda: "I hope you’ll excuse my cheap wit, but the hour is late and it’s all I have left."

Sieghild: "I disembowel. It's what I do."

Calyxa: "Unicorn of love, impale me!"

Danu: "I've never been one to half-ass shenanigans."

Mirica: "Dealing with you is like herding cats."

Belladonna: "My only crime is that I was down to clown."

[godmybackhurts]

(Image id: the "I am often seized by the fatal American need to have a pretty good time" meme, but pretty good time is scratched out and replaced with burgie)

[malaisequotes]

“I am often seized by the fatal American need to have a pretty good time.”

Troubled Birds by Matt Adrian

[rat-prophetess]

Pathologic Classic HD + text posts to distract myself from the horrors™ (part 2/part 3/part 4/part 5)

[Patho 2 version, part 1/part 2/part 3/part 4/part 5/part 6]

Bonus:

[dreamsofalifeold]

❝ I am often seized by the fatal American need to have a pretty good time. ❞ -beppe

A sigh, head shaking as she looks down at him. "Yes, but-and I apologize if this is insensitive-you couple it with the Italian need to overdo it."

[nookisms]

I feel like talking about my OCs. But only in meme format. They come from different stories even but that does not matter. You are learning about them. Some of them I haven't written about in almost seven years but you're learning about them.

Ash: Misery

Duste: CPR

Powder: Reese's Puffs

Magi: What would you do if there was a child right in front of you?

Sonar (name subject to change): *smacks Blue (name subject to change) and Felix to the ground before flying away*

Magi: Do you ever want to talk about your emotions Digi (name subject to change)?

Digi: No.

Zeru: I do!

Magi: I know Zeru.

Zeru: I'm sad.

Magi: I know Zeru.

Ash: I'm going to the store do you want anything?

Duste: The souls of the innocent.

Powder: A bagel

Duste: NO!!!

Powder: Two bagels

Felix: On all levels except physical, I am a wolf.

Felix: *shifts into a golden retriever and barks*

Maxwell (name subject to change): Black cat bring good luck. Not bad luck. I have black cat. See him face and I am not dead today. Good luck.

Ethan: Welcome back to me screaming!

Ethan: *Using his air magic to amplify the sound waves* AAAAAAAA

Xero: I invited you here because I craved the deadliest game...

Ethan: Knife Monopoly. *Blue and Felix nodding in agreement*

Xero: I was actually going to hunt you for sport but now I'm really interested in whatever Knife Monopoly is.

Zeru: Okay. We need to stay calm. We need an adult.

Digi: We are adults.

Redyu: We need an ADULTIER adult. WHERE is Magi?!

(Important side note: the four of them are pretty much immortal)

Jason: I am often seized by the fatal American need to have a pretty good time. *gets stuck in Ash's trap*

Russet and Blue: *Do the Sibling Dance*

Sam: *Humors them and does the rest*

Sam: It's hard being a single mother when you have no kids and are a 23yo man.

Ash: It's hard being a single mother when you are raising your two younger siblings in a war zone and are a 21yo man.

Sam: This is a mistake.

Ethan, enthusiastically: A mistake we're going to laugh about one day!

Sam: But not today.

Ethan, still enthusiastic: Oh, no. Today's going to be a mess!

Russet: VIBE CHECK *Decks Xero with all his might*

There are more characters but this is enough for now I think.

[grcycosmcs]

@coreofgold​ said : “I am often seized by the fatal American need to have a pretty good time.” (Lan Jingyi for Jiang Yanli)

    “  is that so  ?  ” yanli asks with a short laugh. between classes  &  work , she doesn’t find herself having a lot of free time , but she at least has an idea of what the other’s referring to. she’s been here long enough ,  &  she’s seen the tv shows  &  movies , so her imagination is running right now. she only has to assume that he’s exaggerating a bit , as using the word ‘ fatal ‘ seems a little rough. curious , she asks , “   &  what exactly does an american good time entail  ?  ”

*&* jingyi | troubled bird starters | meme cleanout

[tragcdysewn]

@grcycosmcs​ asked: '  i am often seized by the fatal american need to have a pretty good time ,  ' amber says to hallie parker

“look, sometimes you just need to go off of vibes. if you have to have a good time, have a good time. wanna go find something fun to do?”