#i cannot catch a break

[madakunn]

[if-loki-was-a-fox]

It was a dark and stormy night, btw

[yesimwriting]

my randomly assigned roommates texted me long paragraphs insisting i trade rooms with their friend bc they’re all “sorority sisters” even though i lived in that room last year 😭 next year is already going bad

[xdemonicheartx]

Drive all over the state for a living

Have a week long vacation

First day back

Flat tire

[dailyshidou]

Day 62: i have rubella

[regalityandcoffee]

Upon further inspection I think I have a fourth wisdom tooth coming in

... fantastic.

[ahonice]

my dog just died ???

[vampacidic]

first day of break where i still have homework to do: i got my flu shot and a covid booster (my mom got yelled at by the doctor for not getting it for me lol) and now i'm fucking sick. i also woke up overheating but couldn't figure out which blanket to remove for about 30 minutes. and then i had nightmares

[dubiousdisco]

romário and bebeto fought like 5 hours ago... </3...

[overworkedunderwhelmed]

I feel like my life is just a constant series of debating when is the best time to use the “Guess I’ll just die then” meme.

[broons]

“i’m with you because i love you”

“i dont like you. i don’t even care about you”

[rememberthelaughtermp3]

genuinely what the fucks going on w me this week

[angelcloves]

i believe i am caught in a thunderstorm right now

[nonhumen]

wait don't tell me the next wha chapter came out today too

[sweetlilbird]

How many vitamin D gummies do I need to consume to fight this seasonal depression?! 😵‍💫

[feralthembo]

The other day i read too much in one sitting and hurt my brain and now im too sick to think straight i wanna talk to the manager of reality. Gonna knifefight god in a dennys parking lot at 3am