#i cant fuckin spell

[jonathan-swims]

Gary is to TAZ as Micheal is to TMA

[kismetmoon]

the type of woman to say “nothing to smile about in my life”

@presidentcircles-assistant

[ID: a digital drawing of two original, stylised Flatland characters named R. Line and Oblisi, done in an angular style on a grey background.

R. Line is a humanoid character with dark grey skin and an eye for a head with a point on top. Oblisi is a smaller, similar character, but with light grey skin and a large grey pupil.

R. Line is wearing a long cream dress with wide sleeves and grey triangles on the shoulders, grey cloth wrapped around her waist, and a yellow necklace with a sun pendant.

She is standing with the back of her hand on her hip, her other hand is held up to her side with the palm facing upwards. She is facing the right but looking to the left with a furrowed brow and an annoyed expression. Oblisi is peeking out from behind her with a wide-eyed expression, her hands on the side of R. Line’s dress. There is a speech bubble coming from R. Line that contains a grey sphere that is deviant to the rest of the drawing’s angular artstyle.

End ID.]

[ID: the ‘nothing to smile about’ meme, with two messages that read “a smile might be good” in the top message and “Nothing to smile about in my life.” in the bottom message. End ID.]

this is just her to me

[arcsin27]

damn the internet wasnt lying. that palword can addictive

[bosspigeon]

i think i saw some people saying that a vampire has to willingly give their spawn blood for them to become a full vampire. thats at least what ive seen when i saw people asking why unascended astarion couldnt just bite cazador before killing him to become a full vampire. idk much about dnd vamp lore to know if that true or not but thats what ive seen people say!

I've also seen lore that says if the vampire spawn's sire dies, the spawn becomes a fully-fledged vampire too? but i mean d&d lore is constantly changing so 😅

[t1ght3r]

realizin i misspelled a fuckin TAG on the canon call. lolz. stay in skool.

[dark-falz]

Hey guys so I'm pretty sure I've mentioned I've been bouncing between this really cool farming game called Sun Haven and doing magic right so heh hih

I was looking into a spell I wrote a bit ago that I wanted to do and saw I could make a new magic circle with it.

I didn't have the space to draw it as largely as the original Algolian seal I morphed into a prosperity spell, so I left blank the middle text and a lot of alchemy symbols out.

Anyway for those curious about magic and using the Algolian seal as a magic circle, the breakdown is below. I'm probably gonna draw this circle on photoshop as well just so I have a better visual understanding of where I'm placing everything.

So yeah this already looks a bit different than the Algolian seal because I used both the Divine and Zodiacs, and I've also learned about things such as aspect symbolism in the circles 😅😁 I'm not going too into detail on what's what in this, mostly just how it's written. It is a multi target dream invocation spell.

"MUUT DITTS POUM" placements

These are the outer circles. The top circle closest to all the text is placed south, the circle below it is placed west, and the one on the right in between them is placed east. South and West faced circles contain Deities with symbolic colors of red and white. Blue is affinitive with West, but colors black and white are lucky where u can place them wherever and it counts. The east faced circle contains a non-divine target, which is why zodiacs are used. The Zodiac is affinitive with yellow and yellow is affinitive with east.

These positions are marked with candles.

The Ankh

Oh yeah. So. Hmm. Magic circles have an alpha and omega direction. Clearly the alpha would be between the Divine, and the target is connecting with the divine. So the. Hmm. The female part of the Ankh is the Shen, it symbolizes eternity. This is placed on the alpha side. The male part is the Djed, it symbolizes stability. It's placed on the omega side, connecting the two. I used this because it made sense to, given what all I was working with.

Photon Blast Placements

Uhhhh briefing a lot on this since it's mostly Divine beings. In a traditional circle this is where the names of angels, great companies/little companies go and I don't have reeeally that in my faith (or at least my section of it?) so I used other divine beings and their symbolism/aspect to fit these in appropriately. On the Zodiac side I used the targets rising and moon signs. Now that I'm here, they might be placed backwards but I'll have to look into that when it's not right now.

And now that I said that, I can say the Divine named in the rings are affinitive with a time pattern regarding aspects of stars/celestial bodies in the sky. Which is the closest I can get to copying angels, I believe. But again now that I'm here there might be some funky shit ima have to double check

The middle text

I will be keeping the same as the Algolian seal since it's fitting! 😀 "I wish it an alliance from several years ago, please protect us by virtue of you're the Great Light Power" yay I didn't need to look for words this time. (all those lines of purple text above the circle are the invocation its fine its likely fine I think they'll love this shit tbh)

Middle circle

Is a target, a candle affinitive with their zodiac is placed here.

I'm hoping to actually perform this on Friday as all energies with the day and moon phase will be in line but we'll see how my adhd and motivation hold up (or if I'm home) In meantime I'm going to try to shop a more proper image of the circle so I can draw it on papyrus later :3

[jaywalkingjaywalker]

I DIDNT POST THESE

yeah i made morro buttons

i squeeze them TIGHTLY

lmao

[synthshenanigans]

there’s one on here currently and they’re bringing back up old controversy (jashshipping)

Yeaa I saw that. They also seem to post a bunch of CJ related things, so I might make the daily photos one since there isn't one for just CJ screenshots/photos

[dozyrogue]

Tubbo is so good at like being what the fuck is this called?? I'm calling it radio host, guys it's too early I'm sorry

A host

Im enthralled, its so good. Look at the sillies go

[m1d-45]

OHOHOHOHOH THAUMIEL READER…. it’s so funny to imagine the foundation suffering like “what do you MEAN that’s not a keter what the fuck we had everything set up and now they’re the EARTH?? fuck this”

there’s a ton of horror stuff that we could go with for this but also. i love the idea of teyvat being like “where creator?? where creator go???” and the answer being the creator is currently being used as a jail. they’ll be back in a bit just wait for them to do a little containment breach.

and then i also had the thought “if the universe bends in the reader’s favor…. what if that somewhat applies to other scps’ powers as well” which THEN led to the thought of “what if the foundation purposefully pits you with dangerous scps to see how well your powers can protect you and if they extend to people around you” because we love a bit of unethical experimentation in this house!

should i be paying attention to my innovation class? maybe. but this is more important - teddy anon

honestly the entire wing of the foundation is real tempted to retire

“do a little containment breach” as if it couldn’t end up a world-ending calamity event-

honestly i’d hate to be the guy that accidentally discovered that reader wasn’t a keter class. like their shackles suddenly gain extra links so they can reach for something they’d been planning on using as leverage (like a “if you cooperate you get this”) and the researcher just…. double checks their notes, the guidelines on the floor, their notes saying they shouldn’t be able to reach beyond the red line but the leverage a good foot beyond that- they just stand and leave, clipboard in hand, not looking forward to the hellish meeting that’ll have to follow

experiments follow, testing how far your powers reach, eventually bringing in one of the safer scps. i’m blanking on any example, but they slowly ramp up and up, testing just how far reality is willing to bend for you. scp 173 is brought in, but doenst move when you look towards fhe researcher behind the glass, counting your peripheral vision as “looking”.

they take you to scp 3008 but none of the workers bother you, you’re able to find the exit with ease, unharmed, blåhaj in hand.

you name him finley.

[k00kiecrumbler]

today's [ although the day has almost ended ] [28th] marked my first year anniversary of the dgm/exorcist au! I'm kinda glad I haven't given up on this au even though it has rotten my brain with some dark content I make with my own mind...

[ This piece will forever be my greatest accidental achievement...posted this on Twitter for the 3 yrs of the lads collaboration, barely posted on that site, and um haha...someone in the group liked it...]

Anyway, I will be writing more of the au right at the moment...even though chapter 7 is a bit depressing to write...

[luckynumberthreed]

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[uwooyoungs]

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[creativebrainrot]

:/ i wish roleplaying didnt scare the fuck outta me and make me panic. like i know the people around me would probably make accommodations/ help me deal with my anxiety by being able to tap out, break character for memes, etc etc theyre all very kind n sweet but its so so frustrating. my dyslexia, social anxieties, my general social experience is just. so incompatible with ingame rp.

it makes me sad and frustrated cause i dont know how to sort out the solution, and it feels like everyone else has such interesting dynamics with eachother & eachother's ocs. i feel like i cant participate in something that looks so so fun, i hate feeling like i cant be involved. i wish logic won out over BadBrainNoises xd

[nylwnder]

guys i can’t stop rewatching the robbie goal LIKE SHEKEHWJDBWKJE RTHAG SHIT WAS NASTY

[goodeye-cyborg]

Cannot believe I'm the only guy who's rock hard over Raphael Baldurs Gate's shitty little dye job u_u