#i didnt want to tag them all im so sorry sjdjsjsj

[lesbian-kyoru]

Heeyy,, can you do furuba characters as lines from the office??

tohru: “I hate the idea that someone out there hates me. I even hate thinking that Al-Qaeda hates me. I think if they got to know me, they wouldn’t hate me.”

yuki: “Do I need to be liked? Absolutely not. I like to be liked. I enjoy being liked. I have to be liked, but it’s not like this compulsive need to be liked, like my need to be praised.”

kyo: “I am running away from my responsibilities. And it feels good.”

shigure: “Guess what? I have flaws. What are they? Oh, I don’t know. I sing in the shower. Sometimes I spend too much time volunteering. Occasionally I’ll hit somebody with my car. So sue me.”

akito: “I’ve been involved in a number of cults, both as a leader and a follower. You have more fun as a follower. But you make more money as a leader.”

hatori: “Am I going to tell them? No, I don't see the point of that. As a doctor, you would not tell a patient if they had cancer.”

ayame: “I'm not offended by homosexuality. In the '60s, I made love to many, many women, often outdoors, in the mud and the rain, and it's possible a man slipped in. There would be no way of knowing.”

kureno: “Me think, why waste time say lot word, when few word do trick?”

ritsu: “Oh my god it’s happening! Everybody stay calm. Stay fucking calm!”

kagura: “Would I rather be feared or loved? Easy. Both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me.”

rin: “I wonder what people like about me. Probably my jugs.”

haru: “Saw Inception. Or at least I dreamt I did…”

momiji: “When I was 5, I imagined there was such a thing as a unicorn. And this was before I had ever seen one or heard about one. I just drew a picture of a horse that could fly over rainbows and had a huge spike in its head. I was five. Five years old. Couldn’t even talk yet.”

hiro: “Whenever I’m about to do something, I think, ‘Would an idiot do that?’ And if they would, I do not do that thing.”

kisa: “Sometimes the clothes at Gap Kids are too flashy, so I’m forced to go to the American Girl store and order clothes for large colonial dolls.”

uo: “Life is short. Drive fast and leave a sexy corpse. That’s one of my mottos.”

hana: “I don’t care what they say about me. I just want to eat. Which I realize is a lot to ask for. At a dinner party.”

kakeru: “I wanna do a cartwheel. But real casual like. Not enough to make a big deal out of it, but I know everyone saw it. One stunning, gorgeous cartwheel.”

machi: "Should have burned this place down when I had the chance.”

kimi: “I think sometimes people are really mean to the hot, popular girl.”

nao: “How would I describe myself? Three words: hardworking, alpha male, jackhammer. Merciless. Insatiable.”

also uhhhh bonus—some ships bc why not:

kyoru: “When you’re a kid, you assume your parents are soulmates. My kids are going to be right about that.” :’))

yukeru: “When two gay men have sex, how do they know whose penis will open up to accept the other person’s penis?”

akigure: “STOP DATING MY MOTHER!” “You know what? I'm gonna start dating her even harder.”