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I just remembered that hockey player that married his stalker... who was that was that tyler seguin 💀
#talking to myself#i dont understand how that could happen 😭#like if it was blatent enough that FANS knew about it...#was there no one in his life friends colleagues ANYONE that noticed and were like hmm maybe you shouldnt get imvolved with her 🤔#poor guy...#honestly there are probably other pro athletes whos spouses stalked them but this is the most blatent one
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My partner finally finished BG3 but has no idea that his ending was actually bad cause he was a pro-Vlaakith githyanki who rode off with Lae'zel but got NO EPILOGUE where Withers points out y'all died im 😭😭😭
they have no idea what happened with Gale or anyone else (who was still alive) after flying away 🙃🙃🙃
#i cant even tell him cause hes gonna play again more “normally”#its so tragic he would like skip dialogue and just fight to get the jump on boss battles instead of waiting for the cutscenes to start#and he didn't exhaust dialogue trees!! like... how... why...#and also he staked Astarion 😭 and p much never reloaded#and didn't clear the shadow curse so no Halsin#also everyone at Last Light Inn died so Dammon was gone and Karlach only got 2 upgrades#and he didnt know moonrise towers was basically a second town#and his game was buggy a lot maybe? cause he kept trying to be hella creative with things and do things out of order#like killing gortash before doing steel watch 🙃#it's fine it's fine everyone plays differently#he tends to care more about gameplay than anything else but still!!#i just want him to know all the character backstories and see everything that made me emotional#i mean he did say he was sad when Lae'zel broke up with him in act 3 and when Karlach died and when he had Gale use the orb in act 2#which he considered his canon ending :/ sigh#i dont think he got Jaheira's lines about death#and he didnt understand why Karlach wouldn't go back to the hells#and he thought Wyll was happy being the duke (and has NO idea you could save his dad cause the mission didn't happen!! 😭)#the iron throne was like my fave mission outside of killing Cazador and I can't discuss either one cause he didn't do them properly yet 😭😭#he also avoided talking to children so he missed those quests and yenna glitched so no cat appeared in camp 🙃#sighhhhh cannot believe he plays so differently than i do lollll#he didn't even do unlimited kisses with Lae'zel!! meanwhile im over here kissing Astarion every night hahahah#hoping my partner doesn't see IRL if I have the office door open as if it matters lmfaooooo#i need him to play again and see why im in love with a video game character lol#maybe we could both um... benefit from knowing more about all of Astarion's scenes lmao#but like he has NOT SEEN Astarion's silly or sweet side yet just him being a bit of a chaotic vampire#and thinks i like him cause of vampires WRONG!! play the game again and see that i love his silly & sweet real self!#bg3 spoilers#baldur's gate 3 spoilers#bg3#baldur's gate 3
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it is baffling to me that ppl keep insisting "if its not sprite then what IS it tho?" and seemingly do not...retain the recipes that are being shared. like you dont have to memorize them its just repeatedly "is lemonade not sprite though? how is it not sprite?"
"its lemon juice, water, and sugar"
"is it not the same as sprite?" no we just told u. does that sound like sprite to you. does sprite give you the vibe of juicing some lemons on a hot summer day? the lemonade version closest to Sprite over here, in terms of Being Lemonade, is still Notably Different from sprite, or any other soda, is probably Minute Maid, a highly processed branded lemonade that you can occasionally get from soda fountains (DESPITE! NOT BEING CARBONATED! similar to how they somehow dispense iced or sweet tea from soda fountains) it sometimes comes in a can or 2L bottle similar to soda, in the soda isle. and its Not Soda. its not Carbonated. its Trying To Pretend So Hard To Be Real Lemonade. it tastes like lemonade thats a bit sad. it is far more lemonade than SPRITE will ever be. if yall were simply insisting that lemonade is carbonated, that it was like, fizzy minute maid, that would be less offensive than calling sprite lemonade. which is Insane. good god.
#toy txt post#it is a beverage simple enough that *I* could make it#you could Find Out#you dont Have To. but its right there#see Here its easy even if you dont want to Juice Lemons cos they sell powdered lemonade that is so so decent#countrytime my beloved. im sure Real Lemonade drinkers might shit on me even for that#and YES god Victorians did get crazy with the fizzy lemonade they had those like glass bauble things to add bubbles that sometimes just#exploded. but the fact that you got so removed from it that you're calling sprite lemonade 😭. youre calling FANTA lemonade? surely not the#orange soda??? at least call it orangeade or some shit. it would still be wrong but like. christ alive these are different fruits#the idea of calling VIOLENTLY orange most artifical shit ive ever tasted in my life soda lemonade is just. sending me#like i Like An Orange Soda. thats Extremely Not Lemonade#idk like we have Processed ass lemonades. i tend to have those cos im lazy. but i Could Make Real Lemonade#my Favorite processed lemonade rn is the calypso brand. its so flavorful. im also susceptible to the cute glass bottle unfortunately.#i really like the strawberry lemonade and the blue one#sigh#this is probably akin to saying that apple juice is the same as cider. or smth. except no its still worse#also our ciders are different bc alcoholic or Hard Cider is not considered the Default here but i understand its the default elsewhere#anyway. sorry to all my non american friends about bringing up Lemonade Discourse Yet Again#if we ever visit. in either direction. i will have to try to make you some proper lemonade so you can understand how egregious it is#to hear it called 'sprite'#and also so u can have some yummy lemonade#it hits so much better on a hot summer day than sprite fr#sneaking premixed strawberry lemonade over in those little alcohol bottles they allow on airplanes. i am arrested at customs for trying to#impose Big Lemonade into what is clearly the territory of Big Sprite#anyway i think if travelling americans recieved Actual Cloudy Lemonade that Happened To Be Fizzy they might be like oh shit! why is it#fizzy! did you mix sprite in it or something? it would still be DISTINCT from sprite. the fact that yall think theyre the same.....#thats some real. mint chocolate chip ice cream tastes like toothpaste shit. No The Fuck It Doesnt what are you on#for one toothpaste is sharper and stronger usually. unless youre using the mild mint ones i guess. i Dont. for 2 it leaves you mouth#feeling fresh and clean. mint ice cream is yummy for sure#but it does not leave my mouth feeling clean or fresh or even give me minty breath or anything. smh
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Sometimes I look outside my scope of mutuals and I'm like.....I'm glad I'm not them (whole essay in the tags)
#im going to ramble about a very touchy subject here but it pertains to 🐉♠️ which i am very open about shipping#apparently its Problematic or whatever 😭😭???? according to Some People#you know ive been thinking abt this for a while now but people really like spouting rhetoric abt how this or that is problematic without-#-really considering the specifics of why things are bad. things being bad are not the same as things possibly being uncomfortable#like people have an aversion to adult/minor ships or incest ships because these are real and tangible things that happen and are disgusting#i do feel like people have freedom over what they want to consume/create in fiction although those topics are an ick to me and i avoid it#but also you have to understand people dont like it primarily because of the realistic aspect of it and how it connects to reality#not a one to one but because reality already has these preexisting issues we naturally have an aversion to it#you cannot apply the same logic to like a dragon man x human ship because a dragon man is not going to scoop you from the sky#the ramifications of shipping an immortal and human are nonexistant and do not pertain to reality and cannot be judged on the same scale💀#well beside from the logic 🐉 is old in body but his mind develops in the way a fae would. and he is described to be young in fae#so up until now i assumed the normal assumption was to say that he is around ~18 in fae yrs by how he interacts with others in his yr#🐉 is like old in the way where hes lived for a long time and understands the passage of time#but hes processed it through the lens of a young person hence why he can come off as immature despite how old he physically is💀#like are we playing the same game?? if he was a well adjusted fully developed adult with a complete understanding of the world and stuff#like idk trein. none of the events in ch 7 would be happening. its kind of like a huge part of his character that despite his physical age#he IS still learning as he IS still young#i could go into a analysis of his character but thats for another time </33#anyways i see people . primarily young people. telling their mutuals you can or cant ship this and that#and im like its okay to not like ships if you personally find it uncomfortable but to police ur friends...for ships that arent even 'bad'#its insane to me...how do u live like this?#people really need to start thinking about the nuances and why things are the way they are in regards to fiction#instead of buying into that weird pr*ship/ant*ship thing 😭 ive always hated it its so dumb. my university professors wouldve hated it#theres no nuance like...none. personally i also think its why people have low reading comprehension these days too tbh#life is about looking at various viewpoints and coming up with your own opinion#not 'picking a side'💀 learn to form your own opinions. talk to people around you about it. do not constrict your opinions to black/white#its an extremely dangerous mindset to have even outside of literature and it makes you very susceptible to dangerous ideas/propaganda#anyways what im getting at is learn to have educated discussions with others and come up with your own opinions instead of picking a side#btw there is no right/wrong side in literary discussions. there is no good/bad side either. whatever you come up w someone will disagree#thats why its important to just believe what YOU believe in (and not parrot others💀). and also be open to change
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I personally don't understand why kaveh x alhaitham is currently such a popular ship. haitham torments poor kaveh 😭 they're complete opposites and seem to hate each other. wouldn't they just be pure misery together? 😭 they remind me of straight couples. most straight couples I know hate each other and at least one harasses and torments the other and yet they call it "LOVE" and stay together, barely even tolerating each other, and being insanely miserable. it's usually as if they don't posses the self awareness to recognize it 😭 I don't understand why they do that. is that why that's such a popular shipping trope? because people keep doing it irl and think its goals or normal? i think it should stop personally lmao don't do that to yourselves 😭
#maybe its because i relate to kaveh that i feel so bad for him😭😭😭 that poor sweet man he deserves better. hes such a struggle#i can at least give haitham credit for seemingly not absolutely abusing kaveh's kind heart and using him#but hes still a bully lmao. or maybe its just classic empath vs ego with no empathy happening#i know it well because ive been kaveh in these situations my whole life. haitham reminds me of my dad/sister how he talks to kaveh#it feels bad and i hate it so maybe this is why i cant understand or get into this ship at all lmao#people are free to ship whoever they want though so i wont tell you not to.....#but cynonari are right there and literally best friends. relationship goals. they are my everything. i need more cynonari content 😆#i could be wrong and maybe it's controversial but is kaveh x haitham (i forgot the ship name im sorry) so popular because#a lot of straight girls like to ship boy x boy and this is their relationship goals or experiences? 😅 so they project it to them?#at least in the kpop fandom it seemed to be mostly straight girls shipping boy groups for some reason#maybe im wrong and everyone is gay and i just dont get it lmao#but either way i feel bad for kaveh and i want to protect him and let him with me if i was in the genshin world#also i hope cynonari comes back strong again soon in the fandom#and im given more comtent to feed the gay gremlin inside me lmao
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I think why Shinjiro not getting to live in the male protagonist version of the story is such a dealbreaker for me (other than the fact that he’s my favorite character) is that it just kinda fucking sucks that the memento mori theme is being applied to a guy who’s deeply suicidal. Like yes, it’s a tragedy that someone so kind and loving dies without a second chance. Yes, it’s true that pushing people away and drugging yourself to death is a poor way of spending your life and that if Shinjiro decides he wants to live after all, he’s still gonna get hit with the repercussions of his actions and die anyways. I get that. But it just sucks so bad that they chose to do this with someone who’s actively suicidal and instead of really acknowledging his depression properly they just kill him off. And then when a version of the story exists where he gets to have a happy ending, they try to make you forget it and stick to the version where he dies. Cuz idk, caring about the wellbeing of your suicidal friend is just too goddamn gay for atlus to handle lol. It just rubs me such the wrong way as someone who relates pretty heavily to the mental health struggles and personality of Shinji that his death is something that’s so wanted by atlus aaaaa
#persona#shinjiro aragaki#this is kinda difficult to talk about and its probably controversial idk#like i get its a tragedy but my god cant atlus just handle their mentally ill and traumatized characters better 😵💫#especially since theres a version of the story where he lives and its just significantly better???#this obviously isnt the only problem that’s gonna happen with reload (kotone 😭) but its a big one#also since theyre not doing his social link either its just like wow so yall just really wanna screw him over huh#there’s probably a whole essay i could write about why shinji living doesnt defy the theme but honestly?#fuck the theme of its gotta kill him off lol i dont care p3 is already such a mess story wise#like strega being the villains is sooooooo 😟#suicidal fans deserve the happy ending for the one character that they relate to#i genuinely dont think i can play a version of the story where he dies and i hate how the male protag route is treated as the true canon#i feel very strongly about this its a definite dealbreaker for me#i dont expect this to be the most agreeable opinion but please at least understand why people hate shinji dying#and how its in particular treated as good writing
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mike mischaracterization (and even bylers themselves not completely understanding the way byler’s storyline was developed and set up this season) is what leads to so much byler doubt on twt and im tired of watching it happen 🤷♀️
#like im gonna be honest...its not just mlvns that are watching the show with their eyes closed#but also a specific subset of bylers who are will fans but hate mike...#most of them dont really bother thinking into why certain narrative choices happened for will and mike’s relationship#and think the duffers just randomly “ruined” their relationship for no reason? 😭#i feel like they dont understand that this tension/conflict between mike and will was still necessary to build up to them getting together#most of them wish their relationship stayed the same as it was in s2#and i do miss that dynamic too. but if there was no build up/tension that led to byler finally getting together#it would also be pretty boring#like mike needed that internal conflict in s3 im sorry. if you understand the way he was written#then you’d know its pretty clear that his arc will be closed through byler too and it makes sense for his character not just will’s#they also think the rain fight was bad for byler and see it only for what it was in surface level: mike being homophobic#like its not even just about him projecting but the fact that they spell it out for you that most of what he was saying in the fight was bs#through hopper’s letter...he did not want to actually grow up and get a girlfriend and outgrow dnd#he was literally scared of things changing between him and will and his true feelings are depicted in that final sequence 😭#and ofc they conveniently forget the painting plot too#like genuinely how could you still be so hopeless when will’s lie is literally whats holding mlvn together...#byler
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I mean. I wanna hear your ramblings about Zenith getting control over the player. Please?
You ask for Zenith I deliver <3
This is mainly if Zen knew about the mc + their amnesia when he's already at utira library (im going to say the infernal grunt that tries to kill Jaern at the start of the game but ends up dead is the one that informed him, phones technically exist so maybe he was able to tell him something when he saw the first augur's kid looking lost af and not even knowing who or what the second augur was).
Anyways .
Even if the mc has amnesia they have already learnt about the cults and Zenith does know this especially because them+Nora+Damian come to the library asking about the prophecy, so he wouldn't be able to mention anything cult-related.
He would literally just be very nice to the player and gain their trust that way just like he did w the people living in Oranos (and even if not as extreme also Utira). His popularity among the people would also make him seem more trustworthy so he wouldnt have a hard time gaining the players trust— He would also try to separate the mc from Nora+Damian and probably make those two seem like bad people so that the mc stays away from them.
He wouldn't really need his powers at all either, if he wanted the mc to do something specific he could always just:
a: ask favours from the mc as exchange for favours he'd done for them (like helping them find the prophecy!)
b: gaslight them even more (?
c: peer pressure them into doing whatever tf he wants (since he CAN control everyone else)
Probably at some point he would slowly introduce them to the cult, not sure how he would manage that but oh well, he is a cult leader so definitely not the first time he's done that.
And fun fact: Even if the mc is immune to his powers bcs of Nyx, they arent immune to actual manipulation tactics so l o l . If Zenith knew they'd be immune to mind control from the start i can imagine he would've just gone the manipulating (tm) route.
#fun fact a long time ago (before Zenith—) i got a hyperfixation on cults and how they actually convienced people to join#it was out of pure curiosity bcs i didnt understand how it could happen (now i know tho)#its very random that my favorite character is now a cult leader lmao#but at least i can apply the little things i remember 😭#being nice is the main tactic so now you know kids#anyways back to insurgence. I can actually imagine Damian ending up joining infernal too out of pure pressure and bcs of the mc.#he is just very nice and i dont think Zenith would have a hard time manipulating him. Even with just threats in his case. I cry poor damian#Nora wouldnt tho#I dont think Zen wants her in his cult after she tells him to shut tf up tho lmAo.#i enjoy rambling abt zen ty very much anon#Ask Zheph
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going to the store was so worth it i got to say hi to the little (3 months old iirc?) puppy again and this rlly nice smooth collie .. owner was like "they can tell u like dogs!" Fuck man i sure do
#many tags read at ur own risk vvv#some lady at the store thought i was trying to walk out without paying and i was feeling insulted bc rlly if i had been stealing u wouldnt#even know. im not that stupid 😭#but those dogs made everything better <3#there was a small terrier w the collie too but at 1st the owner was like oops sorry#when it went towards me. nd then i got distracted by the other dog#and im like Please dont apologize u have no idea how much i like dogs.#ugggh the puppy is so cute too this is the 3rd time i get to say hi :'] gave me kisses#owner said that ill have to go first bc otherwise.. (we'd be there all day) LOL. i personally wouldnt mind#rlly my biggest concern w ppl's dogs is being sure that im not bothering either of them#bc every time if someone talks 2 me i have to say i dont understand finnish and hope they speak english. so i dnt want to be in a situation#where someone actually doesnt want me to greet their dog 4 any reason. yknow#and i dnt understand that right away and look like an asshole. orz. hasnt happened nd hope it wont but i try to be cautious#but that aside i would say hi and pet nd ask abt every dog i see.#maybe not every. i do have my preferences (biased towards big dogs <3) but u get the idea#i need to stop talking sorry im autistic. i could reach tag limit if i kept going
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thank god i ended up waiting until wednesday to go home….packages just keep arriving at my dorm
#I DONT UNDERSTAND WHAT THIS COULD POSSIBLY BE???#it’s apparently from amazon but there’s no orders pending in my account 😭 like help how does this keep happening to me#mine
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also its so dumb that one of the arguments ppl have against a sims 5 is that theyve already invested too much money into ea. like yes its fucking scummy that ea charges so much for dlc and its Ludicrous the amt sims 4 costs if you have all the cc and its going to keep getting more and more expensive but . to be honest . why are you paying for sims packs. im sry
#ik not everyone can pirate i get it and its your money do what you want#but itis your choice to invest so much into like. a sinking ship DJRNFJFNG. idk....#i want 2 be optimistic and believe that somehow they WILL be able to fix every single issue with ts4#but i honestly believe thats require them to take an extended break from releasing new packs and shit#and i genuinely honestly dont think theyll do that. lol.#but like. i think itd be a good idea like. Cut down on new releases and focus on fixing the base game and then pack refreshes#bc itd be rly cool to have like. pack refreshes to make them more fleshed out#but also like. sigh. it rly does come down to the packs bc i judt genuinely find it kind of disgusting how little is in each pack#and how many of the packs could be consolidated#genuinely earnestly feel like growing together and parenthood shouldve been one pack. like. and honestly throw hsy in there...#hsy could do with a refresh Badd ik its fairly new but oh my god the school is so fucking buggy#and in general like. IDK. id rly love the packs to be refreshed and id love love love More fucking lots in the worlds oh my god. multiple#worlds have literally 4 lots. Thats fucking actually insane it makes me crazy#i get like. ooh bc you can travel between worlds the worlds can be smaller but i hate it 😭😭😭#i think its just bc i grew up playing 3 perhaps but like. i rly loved like. idk when i choose to play in a sims world i want to play in that#world. i dont want to have to like. i live in moonwood mills (5 lots .) and thej i have to go to like. san myshunonif i want to go to a bar#or whatever. is there a bar in san myshuno idr#IDKIDK. i feel like Innnn my opinion there should be like. at least 1 of the basegame lot types for every world maybe with some exceptions#and there should be enough empty slots ppl can fill it out more if they want...#but also like. idk. i suppose it wouldnt affect me much bc i usually stay on my home lot as much as possible#bc of the loading screens#it wouldnt be so bad if like. idk. i understand why they didnt wanna do open world like ts3#well i dont its fucking actually stupid. but i get that ts4 wasnt supposed to be what it is and it wasnt built to be a longrunning game.#hence why ts5 should happen instead as a Strong Foundation BUT WHATEVER but like. yk. and ik im not the only person in the world and other#ppl want different but i feel like maybe you could have options .. idk. im not a programmer#but itd be cool to have some sort of way to toggle between like. open world semi open world and closed world#where itd be like. ts3 style where the exteriors of everything r there but the interiors r loaded in when u visit (if that is how ts3 works#i may be a bit off) nd closed would be ts4 style Loading screen to go . next door#am i misremembering or are there even loading screens between like. the new apartments with forrent.... there were for the city living ones#skull Fuckk i ran out of space
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There is almost no recap in wano so far.... well 4 minutes.... it's like a 2 min reduction
#back to my beautiful dead wife.... otama you are so real.... me too girl#the outfit change qjdkjskq but he wanted an armour :(#the guitar???? lmao luffy what are you gonna do with the sword#so now is luffy gonna get lost bc he got a cursed sword or is that just zoro's deal#otama is wearing his hat 😭😭😭😭😭#it is scary to let luffy take care of a sick child tho.... like he has the spirit but not the means i think#maybe that was before ace and not now who knows (this story will prove me wrong)#ace was a shanks for otama omg...... she wanted to go with him into the sea 😭😭😭#'you dont know how good ace was you don't understand my pain' AND STILL LUFFY WON'T SAY SHIT baby boy you are so unwell#luffy just seeing big animals and salivating ajdhajsjk 'WE ARE EATING WELL TODAY OTAMA' he was already hunting beasts at your age otama lmao#see lmao 'if you are ever hungry you can eat them' akdjakdnj not everyone is built like you luffy#zoro eating poisoned meat and luffy saying it is poisonous and eating it too.... thank god they are weirdly resistant to shit like this#alas they end up like otama lmao... well she is also eight#¡UNA MOCOSA ENFERMA! zoro please#hawkins coming for zoro and luffy together.... it is so over for him it has never been more over#zoro and luffy reunion.... i was gonna say this didn't happen with sanji but they got a whole arc about breaking up a wedding so nvm....#they got their rituals#also new priorities list for luffy: 1) zoro! 2) meat#so we could extrapolate: 1) hat 2) crew (zoro included) 3) meat#zoro priorities: 1) saving innocent woman (honor) 2) sake (luffy not pictured yet to have a spot on the list)#talking tag#watching one piece#episode 897#luffy not letting zoro hold the sword akdhakdjsk 'its the soul of a samurai' akdjaka#he threw the sheath..... omg luffy is about to let himself die on this fight.... goodbye luffy..... zoro single father of otama so sad....#he is just punching people with the sword akdhsidnsks luffy i love you oh nvm he is using it somehow... well he is trying#you know whats fucking bad is that ace probs had the time to go back to wano and see otama but he went after blackbeard first#bc that was more important and probs not a big deal. cruel. vile. sick and twisted. also did oars and his hat remind him of this promise#also... the animation is better for sure but are the fps lower??? am i tripping.... do i not know what that even means#episode 898
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nonetheless and loneliness still don't feel fully real. wdym i was right...
#loneliness particularly omg maybe knowing too much comes in handy in making educated guesses#listening to james ford's recent work really paid off#hours before i legit told a friend 'im guessing itll start off slow and instrumental and midtempo then build up to a banger chorus.#and lots of strings'#and of course context of lockdown has been floating throufh my mind#and then THATS LITERALLY WHAT WE GOT#you dont understand how much shock i was in listening to it debut on the radio#i couldnt have guessed chris' look being hatless and in a suit tho. i dont think any of us could have guessed that#hes a wildcard in that regard#and then now the 70s neil song....#the album being full of yearning...#it feels surreal because its exactly what i wanted but somehow even better#what happened during lockdown 😭
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I don't know how to feel about the track limits thing :/ On one hand, I'm like yes they should know how to stay within the lines and they should be penalized for blatantly violating them, but on the other, it's really unfortunate to just have your result completely wiped away, and oftentimes, after the fact, so there's literally nothing they can do about it. It just feels very unfair and cruel sometimes :/
#sometimes i like it bcs it benefits my driver 😭😭😭#but even then it feels unfair#like i understand theyre going off thr track but sometimes its not even giving them an advantage???#i mean think about how yesterday both mcl boys had their p3s ripped away after the fact#oscar being told during his interview was so incredibly cruel#id be happier with the track limits thing if it didnt always happen after everything was already said and done#and i just saw for fernando in this shootout he got p5!! and then boom nope now hes dnf and p9#like how is that fair??? that you dont even know and cant safeguard against that#maybe give a warning or something???#i can't remember which racs but it wasnt one with strict limits like this one#but max kept going off and they warned him how many times he could keep doing it before penalty#it reminds me of jeddah 23. how fernando literally got thru the entire podium and then they penalized him#completely unfair!!!#and like of course austria 23 was just insane#i still havent really gotten the full scope of that bcs i was literally there and couldnt see the track limits#but i remember getting home and then seeing how many people had been demoted after the fact#though that one was kinda funny bcs aston decided to commit terrorism on all the other teams for a few points#ugh yeah idk it kinda just ruins the race a bit for me? it all feels very petty i guess#not completely ruins i just mean it sucks to keep doing this bcs theres no joy in it#catie.rambling.txt#f1#formula 1#2023 qatar gp
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it’s never over | sebastian vettel
pairing: sebastian vettel x actress!reader
summary: ten fateful years ago, y/n and sebastian vettel broke up, breaking hearts all over the world. present day, y/n starts leaving small hints about finding another lover. the world goes crazy.
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ynandsebplscomeback: we are gathered here today, to mourn the loss of yn and sebastian vettels relationship. 10 years ago today, their breakup was announced, shattering the hearts of millions. please, we ask for a ten minute silence from you all, thank you.
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user1: pls-i can’t take this rn 💔
user2: IT BEEN TEN YEARS??????
user3: ten depressing ass years
user4: the way we all thought they were coming back when they were sennas memorial tribute 🧍
user5: THEY WERE TALKING AND GIGGLING IT UP!!!!!! THEY TRICKED US 💔
redbullracing: 💔💔.
user6: i honestly think nobody was more hurt about the breakup then the redbull admin. they have been liking y/n+seb content since they broke up 😭😭
user7: THEY BROKE UP SO SEB COULD FOCUS ON HIS CAREER. HE NO LONGER HAS A CAREER SO THEY NEED TO GET BACK TOGHER RIGHT NOW.
user8: i remember when seb announced his retirement and everyone was so happy??? because this meant a more chance of y/n and him getting back together 😭
user9: i can’t do this right now. maybe tomorrow. not today.
user10: everyday i pray they get back together, today i will pray harder.
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yourusername: calm days 💗
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user11: no….no…no this can’t be
user12: who tf is that
user13: WHAT IS THIS?? ON THE TEN YEAR ANNIVERSARY?? WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS
user14: m-maybe that’s seb?? pls cmon tell me it’s seb. y/n i beg.
user15: you’re dating another white man and it ISNT seb??? this is unacceptable.
redbullracing: why would you do this to me
yourusername: ?
user16: DONT. do not. question mark us right now.
user17: THAT ISNT SEB Y/N AND YOU KNOW IT.
user18: guys don’t worry!! that’s definitely seb!! just look at the finger tips…i compared them to other pictures of seb and it’s literally him!
user19: this is what crazy looks like
charles_leclerc: 🤩🤩
user20: WHAT DO YOU KNOW CHARLES
user21: SEE because if it WASNT seb charles definitely wouldn’t have commented. he’s the biggest y/n+seb shipper, behind the redbull admin ofc
user22: unless i see that man man’s face, and im 1003847% certain it isn’t seb. i will continue to believe that it is sebastian and they reconnected and are planning to live happily ever after 😝😝
user23: can you guys stop harassing y/n for moving on after 10 years 😑😑
user24: seb and y/n haven’t dated anyone since they split. i feel like it’s time for her to move on. this is good for her
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sebastianvettel: calmer days!
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user25: wait a damn minute
user26: ITS HAPPENING STAY CALM EVERYONE STAY FUCKING CALM
user27: that’s y/ns leg. i fucking know it.
user28: AND HER HAND!! ITS HER FUCKING HAND GUYS!!
user29: WAR IS OVER
user30: omg wait i’m crying
user31: istg if this turns out to NOT be y/n. i will be killing myself.
redbullracing: are those the birds chirping? the sun shining?
user32: i know admin is jump in up and down in happiness
user33: OKAY GUYS WIAT WAIT WAIT J BEED TO PROCESS THIS. I NEED TIME
charles_leclerc: ❤️❤️
user34. HE KBEW!! HE FUCKING KNEW!!
user34: wait he knew….
user34: YOU FUCKING KNEW AND DIDNT SAY ANYTHING FOR GOD KNOWS HOW LONG?? YOU SICK SICK FUCK
user35: nobody will ever understand how happy i am right now
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sebastianvettel: happy one year anniversary to my beautiful beautiful wife ❤️❤️ here’s to many more!
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redbullracing: what
redbullracing: is this a joke?
redbullracing: please don’t mess with me like this
redbullracing: OMG
redbullracing: OH MY GOD
user36: holy. fucking. shit.
user37: you sick fuckers. YOU HAVE SEEN WHAT YOUR BREAKUP CAUSED AND ALL THIS TIME YOUVE BEEN MARRIED???
user38: FOR A WHOLE ASS YEAR NO LESS
user39: i don’t know if im happy that your married or mad that you LET ME THINK YOU WERE STILL BROKEN UP
user40: so many mixed emotions rn
user41: this is making my head hurt…in a good way
user42: THIS MEANS THEY WERE TIGTHER DURING THE SENNA TRIBUTE. I FUCKING KNEW IT.
charles_leclerc: happy one year 👏👏❤️
user43: okay but how did charles keep this a secret…
user44: RIGHT?? i feel liked he’d be the first to accidentally say something 😭
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yourusername: my beautiful beautiful husband 💗 one year down! many more to come!!
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redbullracing: my god it’s real…
redbullracing: MY GOD ITS REAL
redbullracing: AHHHHHH
user45: this is the most relatable thing ever
user46; thank you gods 🙏🙏🙏
user47: ive reached peak happiness
user48: okay but when are we getting wedding pics???🤨
user49: NO FUCK THIS. i need a timeline of EVERYTHING. when they met, when the got together, when they b-broke up, WHEN THEY STARTED DATING AGAIN??, when they got engaged, AND WHEN THEY GOT FUCKING MARRIED???
user50: what kills me is that we will probably never get this information 💔💔
user51: i can die peacefully now, thank you y/n ❤️
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notes; my first seb smau, hope you enjoy!! :)
#sebastian vettel x reader#sebastian vettel x you#sebastian vettel x y/n#sebastian vettel social media au#sebastian vettel smau#sebastian vettel fanfic#sebastian vettel fic#f1 x y/n#f1 x female reader#f1 social media au#f1 smau#f1 x you#f1 imagine#f1 fic#f1 fanfic#f1 x reader#formula one x reader#formula one x you#formula one smau
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˖⁺｡˚⋆˙we were in paris | PG10˖⁺｡˚⋆˙
pairing: pierre gasly x singer!reader y/n (she/her) x kika gomes
genre: social media au, polyamory
warnings: polyamory lol
summary: in which it takes the world a while to understand the type of love you have found 🩷
a/n: u alr know i'll never say no to a pierre & kika request (dont hold me to that)
request!!!: could you do pierre gasly x kika gomes x singer reader (Fc taylor swift)
my masterlist
fc: taylor swift
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ynupdates y/n seen leaving a restaurant this evening in monaco, AGAIN – the third time this month she has been spotted here.
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user1 omg monaco again why???
user2 is she making music or something
user3 doubt it in monaco
user4 maybe she's on holiday lol
user5 why is pierre gasly's gf in the likes
ynupdates i was wondering too 😭
user6 who is that?
user7 pierre gasly an f1 driver his gf is a model kika gomes!!!
user8 she's sooo gorgeous
user9 new music when
user10 omg we've been seeing so much of y/n lately <3
user11 maybe she's dating someone
user12 u guys are obsessed 😒
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yourusername hangin’ round 🩵
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user13 who is the girl?
user14 y/n is sooo cosy girl coded
user15 writing more music for us i hope 👀
user16 hangin round where...monaco? 😂
user17 hahaha so true
user18 i think that's kika gomes?
user19 omg i thought so too
user20 RIGHT??!!! im so certain
user21 it would make sm sense fr
gracieabrams need to c u soon
yourusername omg 🥹 100%
oliviarodrigo new music soon queen? 👀
yourusername 🤫
user22 oh to be a yndaughter
user23 i need to be a girlie in the music industry
user24 same i love how y/n supports them all
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user32 nooo u need to be in miami
user33 boo!!!! not france!!!!
user34 y/n ur running out of time! miami needs u!
user35 i still have faith.... (dnt make me look delusional y/n i beg)
francisca.cgomes bring us some lemons 🥺
yourusername 😘 anything for you!
yourbff miami? 👀
yourusername 🤫 no comment
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user36 EVERYBODY CHEEREDDD AHHHH
user37 omg alpine too i knew it
user38 ofc ur at the pink team
yourbff tell kika i said hi
yourusername ya ya ya
user39 this confirms kikayn friendship yippee
user40 YAYYY kikapierreyn is happening i can tell!!!!! new fav friendship abt to dropppp
alpinef1team 👀
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alpinef1team our girllll
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scuderiaferrari she should be with us
francisca.cgomes in your dreams!!
mclaren she would look better in papaya
francisca.cgomes if you dont get out of my dms 👊
mclaren 😳😳😳
user41 ahhhhhhhhh oh my godddddddd
user42 bffs for sure..?
user43 so cute
user44 most random friendship ever
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user45 omg i just screamed
user46 AHHHHHHH
estebanocon 😂 welcome to my world, y/n
yourusername aww i love it here!!!
estebanocon rather you than me!
user47 third wheel y/n era
user48 this friendshipppp omg
charles_leclerc better get used to it
yourusername more than happy to 😉
scuderiaferrari see, this is why you should've chose our garage
yourusername 😂 keep dreaming ferrari!! ily tho
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francisca.cgomes golden days ☀️
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user56 omg
user57 LOL what is this?
user58 it's so gay
user59 ???
user60 such an unlikely friendship what the hell
user61 this is so cosy
user62 too cosy 🤨
user63 ya that person who said pierre & kika were looking for a third might be onto something 😂
user64 urm so weird to speculate this kind of stuff right under her post...
pierregasly gorgeous 🩷🩷
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user65 the last pic is soo date vibes..?
yourusername 😘 ily my girl!!
francisca.cgomes ilysm
charles_leclerc bring the cat to the next race!
francisca.cgomes hahaha as if
yourusername never!!!! leo will eat her
charles_leclerc this is slander
alexandrasaintmleux he's innocent!
yourusername for now 😱
yourusername
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yourusername 🎶
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francisca.cgomes cutest girl
yourusername 🩷🩷🩷
user66 kika always first to like & comment 😭
user67 omg the second pic pierre driving & the girls in the back?!? 😭
user68 they love eachother
user69 .....g-g-gay
gracieabrams new music i hope? 👀
yourusername not telling u a thing!
gracieabrams pls y/n pls
user70 one of us
pierregasly 🩷
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user71 hello???
user72 sus
alexandrasaintmleux so excited to see you back in the studio y/n! 😭
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yourbff miss youuu
yourusername come into the studio w me tmr 👀
yourbff oh i'll be there trust
user73 pic 3 she's third wheel again? 😭
user74 🕯️y/n new music🕯️
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ynupdates y/n seen out last night with formula one driver (& boyfriend of her new friend, kika gomes?), pierre gasly. they held hands and he helped her into the car.. thoughts?
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user75 what the hell..???
user76 ??????????????????????????
user77 huh? is he cheating on kika with her friend fr
user78 what is going onnn
user79 never would've had y/n down as a home wrecker
user80 suits her vibe she's so pick me....
user81 omg this is so gross
user82 there must be an explanation for this i beggg
user83 she's so weird
user84 not shocked by her
user85 if they're cheating why do it so openly
user86 right?? it's so strange
user87 she's their third ☀️
user88 stop it😭😂😂
user89 i need them to say something asap...
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yourusername privacy sign on the door, & on my page and on the whole world... ‘paris’ is (not dead if you keep it just) yours now.
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user98 FUCK OFFFFFFF
user99 omg what is going on..?
user100 IM SO IM LOVE THAT I MIGHT STOP BREATHING???
user101 paris?? and arent pierre and kika french...
user102 no i didnt see the news coz we were in paris 🤨
user103 romance isnt dead if u keep it just urs
user104 i wanna brainwash u into loving me forever????
user105 omg this song has too many iconic lines
user106 is this ABOUT pierre & kika??
user107 im so lost is she dating them or is it inspired by their relationship
user108 this is so clearly a throuple hard launch
user109 it could just be about their relationship tho like
user110 GIRL listen to urself 💀
user111 so she isnt a home wrecker...?
francisca.cgomes Y/N I LVOE YOU OH MY GOD
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pierregasly you're insane for this..... ❤️
yourusername 😘
yourbff ur so amazing
yourbff but also insane
yourusername HAHAHAH
charles_leclerc oh my god
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danielricciardo no comment
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maxverstappen1 great song y/n
yourusername mwahhh thank u max verstappen
user112 omg this is crazy
user113 her full naming him is so real
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yourusername dont expose me!!
francisca.cgomes sorryyyy 🥹
user114 more music?
user115 ALBUM ALBUM ALBUM
user116 leak it to us
user117 kika do u not care abt the pap pics of y/n & pierre 😭
user118 can u guys address the pics 😂
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transcript: interviewer: so we wanted to ask what was going on with your new friend, y/n… / pierre: ah, well, she's a close close friend of mine an kika's, i think it's obvious. / p: there has been a lot of speculation i've seen and i want to say that we're happy and y/n hasn't done anything wrong.
transcript: interviewer: so you and kika are still together? / p: yes as i said, we're all very happy / interviewer: but the photos OF (sorry typo) you and y/n- / p: i don't want anymore questions like this, i said we're happy, if you're still confused then i'm not sure what else to say.
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francisca.cgomes three's a party!! 🎉
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user119 "three" this "we" that..
user120 ...what are you saying
user121 THROUPLE!!!!!
yourusername and what a party it is 🥰🥰
francisca.cgomes 🥹🥹
user122 and im supposed to believe they're jus friends?
user123 THEY ARE ALL SO CUTE OMGGG
user124 this trio has changed my life
charles_leclerc okay okay we get it
francisca.cgomes shut up loser!!
pierregasly somebody's jealous 😂
user125 LOL charles is sick of them
user126 the second pic 🥹
landonorris very cute
francisca.cgomes are you being nice to us?
yourusername very suspicious
landonorris wow. let me live
pierregasly je t'aime mes filles ❤️ [trans: i love you my girls]
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user127 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹
user128 omgg im obsessed
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yourusername we've decided to drop two more songs.... hope you like them. ‘lavender haze’ and ‘sweet nothing’ are yours now. 🥹
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user129 "we" OH MY GOD!!!
user130 omg y/n & kila look so hot in the first pic
user131 ok im obsessed. officially
user132 i've been under scrutiny u handle it beautifully 🥹
user133 im damned if i do give a damn what ppl say 🥹
user134 no deal the 1950s shit they want from me 😭
user135 i find myself running home to ur sweet nothings 🥺
user136 to you i can admit im just too soft for it all 😭
user137 ur in the kitchen humming... 💖
user138 all that u ever wanted from me was sweet nothing!!!!
charles_leclerc the songs are so beautiful y/n!! ❤️
yourusername tysm charles 🥹
gracieabrams never loved anything as much as i love sweet nothing 💞
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yourbff ur amazing
yourusername ilysm
pierregasly beyond proud of you
yourusername couldnt have done it without u <3
pierregasly nonsense!
user139 omg they're so cute
francisca.cgomes stop or i'll cry
yourusername 😭 precious girl omg
user140 MAKE IT STOP🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹
pierregasly
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pierregasly she brainwashed us into loving her forever... 😵
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yourusername i did not
yourusername wait did i?
yourusername another win for y/n
pierregasly hahahahahha
francisca.cgomes who the hell wouldnt love you forever y/n!!??!
yourusername ask me again in a week!!!
pierregasly A WEEK? you have no faith in us
yourusername lol. i love you guys
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#f1 smau#f1 fanfic#f1#f1 imagine#f1 x reader#f1 fic#smau#pierre gasly#pg10#pierre gasly smau#pierre gasly social media au#pierre gasly fluff#pierre gasly imagine#pierre gasly fanfic#pg10 smau#pg10 x yn#pg10 fanfic#pg10 x reader#pg10 imagine#kika gomes#f1 polyamory#f1 poly#francisca cerqueira gomes#driver x reader x wag#maddie's smau
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