#i feel so sorry for him

[kneelingshadowsalome]

Howdy howdy howdy!!! 🫶 🤠 I NEEDED to pop back in and let ya know I’m a little feral over the innocent/inexperienced reader with the toxic king (aka wrecker of worlds, seriously wtf he must be stopped) asks. BECAUSE and hear me out guys, I need konig absolutely rotting in this new hell and about to spontaneously combust with sweet little reader who hasn’t let him hit yet, who just wants to lie down with him on a sofa or bed and shes just humming along, tracing over his arms or chest or abs perfectly innocently while chatting about her day. And meanwhile konig’s mind is sounding the nuclear explosion warning and the man can’t BREATHE and reader goes to rest her little head on his chest and immediately pops back up like bro are you ok, your heart is going to explode 👀

Konig, trying desperately to not be a horny menace, with clenched fists and gritted teeth, white knuckling the whole time: ja, totally fine, this is how I relax

So I’m all for torturing toxic konig with fluff since homeboy doesn’t know how to act and he deserves to suffer through oblivious sweet reader 👍👍

I also feel like we’re all in the worlds dirtiest book club lmao and I AM HERE FOR IT

Howdy my man, I'm so happy to hear from you!!

And oh my goodness. Wrecker of worlds?!? He does need to be stopped! Unfortunately, that’s not going to happen in our dirty little book club ^^

Of course this woman’s appeal only increases in König's eyes when she makes him work for it. She’s morally superior to any woman he’s ever met so yes, his heart is about to explode (along with his cock).

And what’s even worse is that she calls him 'cute' and 'sweet'. Probably thinks he’s just shy under that hood when he’s simply trying his best to act normal and not smother her during another cuddle session that leaves him blue balled.

König starts to build up so much resentment. This woman must be torturing him for some sick, feminine entertainment purposes... Does she think he’s just a toy she can play with after ten, eleven, twelve dates? What kind of a demonic temptress even does something like this to a poor, lovesick man?

But no… She wouldn’t do that, she’s far too innocent and far too sweet. He’s just letting the beast inside him get the better of him again... Poor girl doesn’t even know that there’s practically a demon inside this hood.

But then he gets riled again when she invites him to her place and has the audacity to put on a romantic movie. There’s even a scene where the leading couple is kissing in the rain. This is literally worse than being captured by the enemy and being tortured for days.

She sneaks her hand into his and squeezes softly while the couple on the screen are kissing slowly while they're drenched, everything’s so sensual, and all he can think about is how he's supposed to disguise the swelling cock inside his pants as he imagines himself and the sweet girl beside him in that scene. Those wet sounds wouldn't even compare to the ones that would rise were he between her legs with his mouth…

[sanyu-thewitch05]

Now Ryan Reynolds has to deal with the p0rn and sugar daddy bots with the rest of us.

[69hertz]

Head emply, angsty thoughts only

[gostbat]

Damian being the most sane and happy person in his family don't sit right to me

[racemeyibo]

damn, david really just got booted off the team, my god.

[umnitsa]

I think I found a new love

[v4miiii]

Thrushpelt and Bluestar :3

I feel so sorry for him Ó⁠╭⁠╮⁠Ò

He deserves a lot of love ;(

I want to hug him :<

[queenmeriadoc]

Michael Gregson/Charles Edwards S03-S04

[mycoolodessaguy]

I guess for Finland it's crazy, but it's not party

[lauriel816]

Dude flew all his way to Munich, completed the medical tests, put on bayern jerseys, posed for promotional photos, hyped up for playing for his new club, probably even already said “servus” and “mia san mia”, and now he has to fly back to London, thinking how messed up everything is every night before he sleeps for the next four or so months

[perpetuallyobsessed]

It just stresses me out how Genichiro (bless him) LEARNED the fucking lightning heresy tomoe shitniz and lose because of it HAHAHA like. Im so sorry son im so soso sorry

[plastic-starfish]

Mike has never been one for writing letters. It’s not like he ever needed to before, all his friends live close enough that he can get to their houses in less than half an hour on his bike, and even if they didn’t, he could still just call them.

But now the Byers have moved to California, which definitely takes more than half an hour to get to by bike, and their telephone line is always busy because Mrs. Byers got this new job where she works from home and is on the phone all. The. Time.

So, Mike does his best to write letters to El as often as he can, at least once or twice a week, which works really well, and she always sends letters back. And he tries to write to Will, which, for some reason, doesn’t work. At all.

It’s always the same—he writes a letter for El, signs it ‘from Mike’, and when he tries to write one to Will, he has no idea what to say. Even though Will is his best friend, and they haven’t seen each other for two months, he can’t write about how high school sucks—especially without Will—, or about Hellfire Club, or about Lucas joining the basketball team.

It probably shouldn’t be this hard for him to write a letter to Will.

But if he thinks about it, he might just need a start. He just needs to sit down and start writing, he could start with an apology, right? For not sending a single letter while Will has sent at least half as many as El has.

As it turns out, he’s right about just needing a start. After the apology Mike writes down just about everything he can think of.

Eventually, he signs the letter—which ended up two pages long—as usual, with—

He stares at the signature, it’s not the same as usual.

At the bottom of the second page Mike had absentmindedly written, in what his mom likes to call ‘chicken scratch’:

‘Love, Mike’

He folds up the paper and pushes it to the back of his desk drawer, behind a few pencils, then lets his head fall on the table with a thud and closes his eyes.

What the hell is wrong with him?

[cyber-feline]

Almost finished rewatching Breaking Bad. Saul Goodman may be my blorbo of all time, but Jesse is pretty damn close. He's just doing the best he can :'(

[endingboyhansel]

*takes Akinari* I will defend this man with my life

[nouverx]

Louise never heard about puppy love, cause they don't know that term in France 💔

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Lyrics are from Louise by TV Girl ! I was listening to it yesterday and that specific line on the second page screamed Alastor I just had to draw something about it

[somedreamlove]

I am so sorry George has to deal with this.