#i get it haha funny pp joke

[ingapotejtoo]

how does one erm. politely remind the discord that the new channel is for shortable content, not the daily, out of context, community inside joke clips without mini-modding lel

oh anon i'm holding myself back so much from saying things in that channel bcus of that.

[look-how-they-massacred-them]

Preliminary Poll

Max Headroom

Submission reason:

There is a youtube video which does a much better job at explaining this than me, but I will do my best to get it all down. I'll link it at the end, though, if you're curious. (The TLDR of this whole thing is: imagine if Portal 2 had come out, but GLaDOS was genuinely super nice, and no one died, and there's no mention of her or Chell ever having tried to kill each other, and there's no conflict or drama or story at all. Now imagine there's even a Portal 3, but it's made by a different studio and GLaDOS only gets like 2 lines of dialogue and they're both super annoying, and also the game doesn't even have portals in it, and instead of a puzzle game it's inexplicably a cop drama about Caroline. This is what they did to Max Headroom.) The original movie and show were called "Max Headroom: 20 Minutes Into the Future" and "The Original Max Talking Headroom Show" which came out in the 80s. These portrayed Max as a nice, trustworthy, funny guy at a glance, but a greedy, angry fuckwit under the surface. This was a DELIBERATE CHARACTER CHOICE, because he was created to be a cautionary tale about not trusting the constructed personas of celebrities (and in particular, talkshow hosts). He was often shown yelling at staff and supporting conservative ideas (or even just going so far as flat-out saying stuff like "I think we should dump more pollution on penguins") before going right back to his usual "lovable hijinks." This was the entire point of the character. This was the core of his identity, and his creation. Even in-universe, the creation of the character was explained as TV network execs trying to stop a good, ethical reporter from hurting business, by scanning his brain and turning him into an AI that THEY controlled. The network execs cut all the honesty out of him, and replaced it with lies and greed, all so they could keep pushing their bullshit. This is what made the character work. Here is what ruined him: The original show ended, and a different team of showrunners tried to make sequels and spinoffs. It was all new writers, new directors, even new stations. And NONE of these people understood the actual point of the character. The point of the character was a cutting satire of the 1980s misguided love of fake, corporate-controlled talking heads... by making the fakest, most-corporate-controlled, most LITERAL talking head they could. But every person involved with the sequels thought the point of the character was "haha funny computer boy go brrrr!" Sequels and spinoffs cut out any hint of evil. They cut out every little inkling of negativity and reduced him to nothing but playful teasing. He became boring, and most of these spinoffs were cancelled quickly. The most egregious (and most findable) of these is the American show just called "Max Headroom" which is for some reason a crime drama following the guy whose brain they scanned to make Max. Max is in the show a decent amount, but is always either boring or annoying, so by season 2 they mostly cut him out entirely aside from a couple annoying quips now and again. Despite the show literally being named after him, he is hardly in it at all, and then it got cancelled partway through the season anyway. There are some details I might have fucked up but I'm pretty sure I hit the major points 95% accurately. The video that inspired my rant is called "On Max Headroom: The Most Misunderstood Joke on TV" and can be found here: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=GsDrXc94NGU&pp=ygUUbWF4IGhlYWRyb29tIHZpbGxhaW4%3D

[2n2n]

ch102

I am struggling to this moment to … comprehend this chapter truly happened .. and was not a dream I had… its going to take at least a month to accept it into my brain... am I making things up? Could such images really exist already, so soon? I'LL TRY TO TALK AT ALL ABOUT ANYTHING!!!! in these CIRCUMSTANCES!!!

Nene-chan is such a good and gracious girl ... she understands her little mans so well... so kind of you, Nene-chan. So patient, so understanding, for your weird little bug.

I love to see Nene-chan in more casual clothes than her full uniform, she is so cute in little shorts always!!! Her uniform can make her feel bulky in silhouette, she is so small in reality... she has such a small chest...! bless

Mitsuba really rules lately. Really into it Mitsuba, your shenanigans. Seeing his charm. Little rat. Stupid cop Kou unable to appreciate a funny penis joke. What is he even any good for, really? Why do we have him around, again....

I like to see this kind of fluid lying and appearing empty headed haha. It's much easier to fake it in front of Nene-chan...!

but MAN--!! unfortunately this chapter proving to me I really do dislike how Mitsuba and Kou interact, and really like him placed with just about anybody else xU it's more fun to see than all the stressful yelling and zapping ... as always, he's more capable of being thoughtful or conversing around Nene-chan, the first person he met when reformed... and then, he's much more childish and vulnerable around Tsukasa, who he doesn't need to put on pretenses for, given their relationship. I'm more excited to see him alongside either of them...

But I love how childish he's being here with Nene-chan too, what is with this, Mitsuba?? Really is a rowdy child--! We really need someone like Tsukasa to somewhat keep Mitsuba behaving, don't we? haha.... I'm glad he can give Kou a run for his money, I hope he becomes incredibly annoying to Kou... please, put Kou through it. He's had too easy of a life.

this is so funny Mitsuba, you suck so much, please keep it up. Nene-chan Godess levels of graciousness

once again I am tested ... it is so hard to respect Mitsuba and Kou's bond when nice friend Nene-chan can put you so at ease ...

its nice to see you having fun and enjoying yourself... so simply... I suppose its natural with someone less loaded, so I should go easy ... but you know .. its difficult when HanaNene can do it all ... comparatively ....

Nene-chan is getting so good with kaii... so good with observing people and accommodating... what a lovely and sweet girl. She's come so very far, hasn't she...? She is so thoughtful....

such a selfless girl, she is OK with not being told anything directly.. she is OK with interpreting things. Hanako makes him such gracious little girlies, doesn't he? With all his witholding and moodiness... Heehee... Nene-chan on her way to become as perceptive as Tsukasa, after only a few months with Amane! Learn to look past what people say.

I love whenever they bother to draw in this kind of thing LOL, I love how being close to kaii is going to isolate Nene-chan over time :p classmates seeing you talking to air, screaming in the middle of class, running off to the bathroom every day, LOL. She's more undateable than ever, isn't she? Heehehe...

thank you for describing it like this, Mitsuba ... he did rough you up....

JESUS is it good to see this panel/page referenced. I think about it constantly!!! HE LIED TO YOU.... ! he already tried to abandon you without saying anything twice (PP & severance!)

but Godbless Nene-chan, she is still waiting patiently, she believes he still intends to tell her... she believes this promise... Nene-chan, as you become more precious, I'm not sure Hanako is willing to risk what he used to be willing to risk... it may not be a matter of "we're not close enough for him to be honest", but rather, "we are too close for him to be honest".... that might be how Hanako is ... it's more dangerous the closer you are, isn't it? So much more to lose... and he's not stable, is he?

how rewarding it is to hear Nene-chan herself talk about the feeling of violating Hanako's privacy!! I've wondered if this would ever be lampshaded... she keeps being delivered information from behind Hanako's back, primarily by Tsukasa... I wondered if she would ever feel guilty or strange about that, knowing so many personal details Hanako absolutely has reason to be sensitive and secretive about.... she's surely not brought any of it up to him for a reason... he would surely freak out....

it would seem all she has learned since the Severance/Far Shore has made her more gracious and accommodating than ever, no longer focused on an impatience, but scared of overstepping with Hanako... such a good girl!! Unfathomably a good girl!!! but "how much you are allowed to poke your nose in".... hey, girlie, don't worry, how about... you have permission to learn all that you please ;) from God ;)))

Oh Nene-chan......!

sweetest girlie in the worldie

a little romantic girlie as always! We have to do it properly, doesn't Amane deserve it properly? I want to see how Amane would melt, given a 'proper' confession! LET'S SHOW AMANE A 'PROPER CONFESSION'! Can we do less loaded circumstances, can we have more atmosphere!? LETS GOOO, NENE-CHAN!!! Show us a 'proper confession'!!!! To the fullest!!!! All of your Nene-chan charm and prowess!!!!

Such a funny thought to have ... look at him brooding, too... it's a comedy beat... poor Nene-chan though, again, I'm not so sure. After all, he won't tell his 'little brother' anything, either. And that's intimate family, his twin. But I want to see you try to explore this, let's find out how deep Hanako's aversions to talking are! You need to learn! If it gets worse the closer you are, then what do we do?

I can't help but wonder if the truth of what 'kannagi' entails to a kaii will come up as a result ... Hanako already compared his cursed bond with Nene to being in a relationship, and Sumire was said to be 'wed unto God', as was Aoi, as kannagi. It would be a little funny if you're functionally already forcibly married ... I've been wanting to know the true ramifications of the kannagi circumstances (which Hanako so deftly sweeps under the rug as 'assistant') and how sick & twisted it is for Hanako to have conscripted Nene into it without any kind of explanation or context. I feel as if we're in much deeper than 'girlfriend' from the start....

ah, and then the chapter ends, doesn't it? it ends at the future school festival... whoa, how interesting! what an exciting note to end on

eh? eh.... oh no... it starts happening. I start hallucinating...

it's a figment of my imagination, it can't really happen like this.... the chapter ended pages ago, right?

IT CAN'T HAPPEN LIKE THIS--!!! its a dream, its my imagination.... ! my crazy fanfiction!!!

ah-- but he's looking so graceful, and peaceful, and wistful... like he holds the world of possibility in his heart....

ahhh yes yes, a thousand times yes!! Could it be said so simply, so plainly? Of course, as you've been doing the entire time!!! As you always do!!!!

and then the dream gets absurd, crazy

ah . it ... so close ... holding her face so close, to smile at her ...

AHHHHHHHHHHH

AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

NENE-CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I knew it would be an epic moment!!!! The day we finally hear Tsukasa say her name again!!!!! He's been saying things vaguely this entire time!!!! Of course, she's sweet NENE-CHAN! a kid just like him! His peer!!! Still Nene-chan!!! Always Nene-chan!!!!!!

RRRR !!! of course, it could never be anything else!!

Holding your face, held so close like this, called a sweet name, not by the little 4 year old child, but this handsome boy just like your own little boytoy, that must feel different, mustn't it? And the atmosphere he is emanating, this graceful calm and sincere faith, doesn't it just...

..... dooo something to you? Doesn't it just have to? of course your heart races...

This is not truly related but, the fact she's clutching a bag while it's happening, reminded me of confession tree...

Confessions on the brain....

Ah.... I could not be more excited... Nene-chan might get more opportunities to see the boys in their living days... she might get to see Tsukasa, Tsukasa might seek her out, she might seek out Tsukasa, she might get to talk to him more, at this stage...

This living Tsukasa, though... he has such an interesting vibe, and he makes the modern Tsukasa feel more... 'something is different'. Whether something occurred that has altered him over all this time, or whether simply the shinjuu altered his emotional landscape so greatly (really, I think the 'changes' kaii can experience are as it is, just metaphor for how experiences and events can seemingly shape us into 'different' 'unrecognizable' people, but we are the same at our core)... he has become such a more uninhibited rascal figure. The differences between the living Tsukasa being so subdued feeling, quiet, observant... and the modern Tsukasa being so giddy, kicky legs, lay on back and sprawl out (though of course he's still crucially attentive!) ... as different as the living Amane's morose enclosed vibe VS the dead Hanako's own increased childishness and rascal qualities (who is of course, still actually enclosed deep down).

Ah. But I'm so excited to see this theme of 'confession, say what you feel' entangle with this element of 'traveling through time'. Tsukasa waiting for Amane to make a decision... Nene planning her confession.... the opportunities to see the twins alive... the opportunities to interact with, at the very least, Tsukasa, repeatedly... It could not be more thrilling. I cannot predict this manga, really!!! I feel like I'm being hit by a train!!! It can get so crazy so quickly!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I have such a feeling .... a feeling it is time~ to start percolating~ the TsuNene part of the love circle~~~~ if Nene is finally thinking so directly about Hanako, it's time to add in another confusing element: his twin!!!! Ahhhh come plaaayyyy Nene-chan ♥♥♥♥ I wonder if, while trying to teach her all about Amane, he'll accidentally teach her all about himself? Nene-chan is so good and observant now .... can read between the lines... if he tries to show and tell her all about Amane, won't she be able to turn her gaze to him, and wonder why he wants to offer her that? What does she mean to him? Nene-chan will be so curious, she always is.

it can't be helped, it does remind me of Neige and Rasphard's friendship early on ... living Tsukasa has such a similar vibe to the disgraced suicidal scholar ... I BELIEVE IN THE OT3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SLAMS my hands onto the table!!!! Ugh.. delusionally I am manifesting the ship into reality ...

[kewltie]

you're a goddamn genius the thing with Izuku as the son of OFA and dating Katsuki was so funny i fucking swear omg thank you

hi anon!!!

haha, thanks XDDD. it’s a fav old joke of mine as some of you know that AFO and katsuki being monster in laws and trying to kill each other but maintain  as some kind of tentative peace bc of their fierce love for izuku... though that doesn’t stop each of them from trying to completely bring the other down :PPP. izuku carefully sidestep getting involve w either of his dad and future husband’s career and just doing his own thing so sometimes it mean helping katsuki and other times it’s his dad bc he has his own moral codes about it :PP. also, im really into monster to the world but super soft to his family!AFO’s interperation bc that kind of dichotomy fucks me up lol!!!!! 

ah, thanks again!!!!!!! :3c

[flight2806]

19, 23, 27, 30

HANK YOU SO MUCH ERIC I LOVE YOU i rambled a lot sowwy

19. Introduce an OC that means a lot to you (and explain why)

OH MAN UMMM...I guess my OC Posey Pollock? (Haha PP…) He was one of the first ever OCs I was actually proud of and a lot of people didn’t really like him so I’m very attached. He lives in New Jersey with his pals and works at his grandparent’s burger shop in the middle of those weird Jersey flatlands! His grandpa uses the shop as a cover to find people to murder and Posey has to help with cleanup and stuff. Yikes! Ummm that sounds corny but I don’t know I love him! He jokes around a lot and his hair is dyed like a giraffe and he likes tiny gold chains and hopping up and down. He always tries to make the best out of everything, even though he’s literally living in hell and I think about him a lot. Posey I hope you’re doing okay…. I only have this art of him on hand!

23. Introduce OC that has changed from your first idea concerning what the character would be like?

AUDREY LEVI-VERRET. DUDE….OKAY SO she was like the second OC I ever made and so I projected a lot of my own feelings that I didn’t understand onto her including my trans feelings. So originally she was like a c*s d*de that liked WoW and said kek and was overall kind of an asshole but still cared abt pals and stuff  (one time in a Danganronpa RP she got crushed to death by a giant robot minotaur and I cried for 3 days). And then one day I was thinking about her and why she was so fucking angry all the time at other people and herself and her body and I was like wait what the fuck….she’s trans. So now she’s a trans ladie and is infinitely better than her original character. We don’t talk about kek Audrey. Also she used to have a very normal storyline except for the copious amounts of trauma I projected onto her (trying to take some of that away because Jesus Christ was I coping). Now she can see spirits and contact the dead and stuff! She made friends with a kickass lesbian ghost that died from falling out the window after headbanging too hard and an old lady that uses Audrey to contact her dead friend!  Here’s some really bad old art of her with her BFF Lyra and her idol in the back. 

27. Any OCs that were inspired by a certain song? 

Literally yes but I straight up can’t remember any right now I’m so sorry. The only thing I can think of is that I have an OC named Judas because of the Lady Gaga song. He’s a fucking wreck he’s being mind-controlled by his dad because I was obsessed with MK Ultra and Monarch Programming when I made him and so I just fucked him up so hard.  He’s used to spy on other test subjects and it’s so funny because his disguise is just pulling off the bandana he uses to hold up his bangs so they go over his eyes. And because it’s my world no one ever notices that their friend’s stalker looks exactly like their other bright ass haired friend. Also he wears a ton of mood jewelry because his eyebrows are always covered and he thinks they’ll actually show his moods!

30. Which one of your OCs would most likely have a secret stuffed animal collection? 

JOU TANIGAWA IDK if I have any art of him but he’s a high schooler in 2013 Utah and he’s just out here living his life, honestly. He’s dating a tall ass basketball player and gets bullied sometimes but it’s cool because his bullies are literally idiot losers. He really likes ska music and his friends never want him to drive them places because Ska makes him drive like a bastard. (10 trumpets going ham while a Jeep down the street hits a curb and 4 people scream).  He would definitely have a secret collection of hmmm probably frog plushies! 

[charliebattinson]

We’re Best Friends? | Ideas [Part 2.2] | Shawn Mendes

A/N: Hey!!!! How you all doing? So here’s part 2.2!! Constructive criticism is appreciated!!! Also huge thank you for all the notes like they’re not as big as others but it just makes so happy haha thank you xx also huge thanks to my girly @gentlemanmendes​ for giving me feedback! Love ya boo pps this is not edited 

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You walk up to your building and here am I pacing around whether I should follow you or not. We were kissing a couple of minutes ago and it’s the one thing I never thought the two us would be doing together. It’s the one thing I’m wondering why we never did it before.

I loved the way your lips feel against mine. It’s intoxicating and it’s not because of the amount of alcohol we’ve drank. You’re a different kind of drunk. It’s the type that makes me feel so light but alive at the same time; It’s the type that won’t give me a hangover and regret it in the morning. it’s the type that makes me want more of it.

So I’m gonna get more of it.

I’m in the elevator going up to your apartment and I’m nervous and excited and scared. So many feelings that I can’t seem to explain, all I know right know is that I want you. Even just for the night.

Walking towards your door feels like an eternity probably because I’m unsure of what will happen when you open the door. I know you’re not asleep because you usually eat when you’re drunk before going to sleep. It takes me a while to knock because I start questioning myself.

Am I about to throw away 18 years of friendship down the drain?

Yes. Yes I am.

So I knock and it takes a while for you to open; it makes me so anxious and it’s probably the universe telling me that we’re better off as we are. We don’t need this complication.

But the universe disagrees cause you open the door. You’re looking at me but you aren’t surprised; it’s like you knew I was going to knock, it feels like you wanted me to. We just stare at each other, we don’t joke around like we did downstairs. It’s intense right now and the only thing I can say is “Fuck it”

Then we’re back to kissing. Then it leads to other things.

Such great things.

☆☆☆

Knock Knock

“You got a new neighbor? What happened to Ms. Loewe? She was so sweet! She always made me lemon squares?” Shawn asks as I open the door. I chuckle leaving him to close the door to my apartment. “Her kids just took her on a cruise, that’s just her helper that’s going to be staying until she comes back.”

He follows me to my bedroom and lies down on my bed. “You know we should go on a cruise! That would be fun!” He says casually while hugging my stuff toy.

“No way man. Titanic fucked up those things for me.” I say.

“Come on! If ever that does happen to us, I’ll make sure we’ll both fit in the plank unlike Rose… selfish bitch.” Shawn murmurs the last part.

“Rose was not selfish and besides that plank was too light to hold both of them! They would both end up dying” I argue with Shawn. Titanic was such a debate between us. It’s one of the things we could never agree on ever since we watched it for the first time. I remember him crying when Jack died and it was such a funny and cute thing to see him do. But we don’t talk about that because in his mind it never happened. Sure buddy.

“Whatever! You suck!” Shawn closes his eyes and hugs my stuffed penguin even tighter. “Are you done dressing up yet? I might pass out on your bed any minute. Geoff is waiting for us at the bar and I wanna get wasted already.” I roll my eyes at him even if he can’t see. I grab one of my pillows and hit him on the head with it. “Yes loser. I’m done. Let’s get lit!”

“Shawn? Shawn?!” Is he snoring? Oh my god the fucker went to sleep.

☆☆☆

“Hey Shawny” the girls from the bar coo at Shawn. He blushes then greets the girls “Hi guys”.

“You know if things doesn’t work out you could always become Magic Mike 2.0” I tease him. He rolls his eyes at me. That night will always be my favorite. I remember him getting so drunk and deciding to get on the bar with the girls. Shawn got so much money because women were biding on him.

We walk into the bar, spotting out group of friends immediately.

“Oi lovebirds! Over here!” Geoff shouts at us. He always give us that nickname thinking it’s cute. It just annoys the fuck out of me and Shawn.

“Can you be any louder?” Shawn comments as we walk over to table they were occupying. We find our seats, me beside Shawn and Geoff seated in front of me and the rest of our friends at the end of the table.

“So shall we get started?” Geoff suggests and we all cheer on.

A couple of hours later and we were buzzed. It was a very chill night just enjoying each others company and talking about different things. Enjoying my bottomless mojitos fuck yes!

“I’m gonna go get a refill” Shawn declares. He gets my glass and I thank him knowing he’s going to get refill of my drink. He smiles at me then heads out to the bar.

“So, is Shawn ever gonna ask you out on a date?” Geoff asks me. I look at him like he’s crazy  “Why would he ask me out on date?” I ask curiously. It’s never been a though in my mind; me and Shawn dating? So weird.

“Okay. I have this theory that you two are like the movie When Harry Met Sally. Best friends who are just gonna one day get together because it was something that would eventually happen” he states. “Oh wow! You’ve been analyzing our relationship? What the fuck man?” I amused at how long Geoff has been analyzing our relationship.

“Oh so it’s a relationship? Not a friendship?” Geoff questions and I glare at him, “You know what I mean! Honestly, where is all this coming from? You’re an idiot.”

“I’m being serious here! Did you not see how he just got your glass and you didn’t even question it? He knows when and what drink to get you. Best friends don’t that! Boyfriends do!” He declares.

“And you my friend have drank way too much! You’re drunk Geoff! This is dumb!” I reply back. Shawn has known me my entire life of course he knows what drink I like. Right?

“Okay fine! Don’t say I didn’t warn you but also don’t forget to thank me when you two end up together!” He points at me and I just roll my eyes.

“Who’s gonna end up together?” I see Shawn handing me my drink and I’m glad that he hasn’t heard our ridiculous conversation.

“Harry and Sally from When Harry Met Sally” Geoff answers and I’m so close to stepping— no stomping on his feet. “You know that movie, right Shawn? he asks. this little shit. “Oh yeah man! That movie is a classic” Shawn states.

“Yeah a classic move about best friends” Geoff says. Shawn looks at him with a weird expression, “Uh yeah that’s the movie?”

“A movie about Harry and Sally who happen to be best friends who happen to fall in love” I know Geoff is trying to make a point here with Shawn that we somehow are the real life version of the movie but Shawn’s not bright. He won’t get it.

“Dude yeah I know! I’ve seen the movie. How much have you had to drink?”

See what I mean. Idiot.

“Damn it. This is useless.” Geoff whispers and I smirk at him knowing his point was a ridiculous one. “Cheers to that dude!” I clink my glass with his; a triumphant smile on my face while I kick him on the shin and a weirded out Shawn looking at the both of us.

“Weirdos”

☆☆☆

“Okay, I gotta bounce. Do you guys want to hitch a ride with me? ” Geoff asks. I look over to Shawn and he shakes his head. “Nah man, we’re good. We’re gonna stay for a bit. Gotta milk the bottomless mojitos you know?” I raise my glass to him and smirk.

“Whatever you alcoholic. You kids have fun!” He looks at me and raises his eyebrows with a smirk. I reply with a dirty finger knowing full what he’s trying to imply.

“Tata lovebirds!” then Geoff leaves.

“What was that about?” Shawn asks. “Nothing. You know how Geoff is, always fucking around” I don’t tell Shawn about we were talking about earlier that night because it’s pointless and it’s just probably gonna weird him out. I love my friendship with Shawn. It’s one of the things that’s been so constant in my life and I don’t plan on fucking that up in the near the future.  “What do you wanna do now?

Shawn shrugs. “I dunno. What do you wanna do?

I raise my eyebrows at him. “I dunno. What do you wanna do?”

“I dunno. What do you want to do?” He humors me

“Alright! Enough! You’re so annoying!!” grabbing my glass and drinking it’s contents. “Oh! Before I forget, my cousin wants to know if you’re gonna make it to her wedding which of course you will because I’m forcing you to go! Save me from my grandma!” I plead with him

“Hey I’m in just as long as it’s an open bar and I get to get as much cake as I want. Speaking of, do you happen to know what flavor is your cousins wedding cake?” He asks.

“It’s red velvet” I inform him

“Can I steal the whole cake?”

“Dude”

We talk about countless things and reminisce about the old days and it’s great! We talk about embarrassing moments from the past like that one time Shawn played with glue and it got to his hair so they had to shave it all off or that one time I punched some girl that was making fun of Shawn’s lion king backpack. That was such a cool backpack! We laugh until the point I have tears in my eyes.

The conversation get more daring. We ask each other questions, personal questions. Worst sex? Best sex? Worst date? Best date?

We’ve drunk a lot over the night, our bodies close with Shawn’s arm resting around my chair and me leaning into him. It’s always so calming whenever we have talks like this. It’s always so comfortable to have someone that just gets it and just don’t try to make a move on you. Someone who you can talk to for hours and hours without having to expect anything in return and I’m so glad to have Shawn for that. So grateful.

“Okay. How about this, who do see yourself marrying? It can be anybody.” I ask him. I’m curious to know what type of girl he sees himself with down the road and I wonder if I’ll get along with her or she’s going to hate me. Also slightly curious if I’m going to be the best man at his wedding. “I promise I won’t judge even if you say Betty White or someone older” I joke

Shawn laughs then thinks and he shrugs “I have one but maybe it’s best to keep it to myself” he tells me.

“No fair! You have to tell me. You can’t just say you found one and not tell me. That’s cruel!

“Nah, it’s a secret that only I should keep” Shawn shakes his head. He’s so fucking red from the alcohol intake and it’s honestly the cutest thing.

“Come on! Are you shy of who you picked? Is it really that bad? I humour him.

He shrugs “I’m not telling you Blake. It’s weird.” he states

I’m annoyed he won’t tell me. We tell each other everything not matter how small it is, and I really want to find out so I reach for him and cover his eyes with both of my palms— “There ya go now you can just tell me and pretend that I’m not here and it’s just you. Now tell me bitch” I slightly threatned.

He sighs, “You”

“What?”

“You!” He says it again

I’m having a hard time processing it so I ask him again. “What?” What?!

“You, Blake! You! Do you not know your own name?” He grabs my hands and pulls it away from his eyes but he never let’s go of my hands; just holds it with his.

I’m surprised with his answer, I never thought I would cross his mind in that way. We’re staring at each other and it gets too much for me so I do what I do best; I avoid it and start joking “Huh, I guess we know what cake we’lll be getting on our wedding day then; not to mention we would probably be at the open bar the entire time”

He chuckles while still holding my hands in his caressing them with his thumbs.”Yeah we’ll probably make Geoff our wedding singer” he looks at our hands and lets go of it.

The air is different. It’s never been different and I’m suddenly nervous. He’s way too close to me that I never really noticed before. He has this look in his eyes that I’m afraid it’s true to what I’m thinking right now.

“I should probably go home. It’s late” I tell him. I don’t know what else to do. For some strange reason, I can’t seem to talk to him without feeling conscious.

He nods “I’ll walk you home! Don’t want anybody making moves on my future wife” He jokes. I know he’s trying to make things lighter and it does help. Sort of. “Oh wow, you’re such a possessive future husband” I joke back.

“I gotta question how long do you think we’ll last before one of us asks for a divorce?”

“Let’s see” Shawn says

We’re walking in the the empty sidewalks laughing and joking around until we reach my building. “You don’t want to stay for the night? I ask him.

“Nah, I should get back home to my place. I need to do some stuff in the morning.” He tells me

“Alrighty then. Night hoe”

“Night bitch”

We smile then staring at each other again and we look like fucking idiots having a stare off contest in front of my building. Shawn looks at me then down to my lips then moves a little closer to me.

I know where this is going. Holy fuck I know where this is going.

Do I like where this is going?

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rock music for the wiser: kula shaker

well well well another super-subjective, self-pleasuring opinion-on-favorite-music post incoming. this time i’d like to share my opinion about this band called kula shaker.

anyway, not into much editing rn esp about typos and capitals and punctuations etc so sorry for bad readability.

been listening to it again since few weeks before baby was born. it isn’t the classic k album tho, but two of the latest which are pilgrims progress and k 2.0, released in 2010 and 2016 respectively. maybe i’ll begin with a bit of personal takes about each.

so i wasn’t much into pilgrims progress before. story was it was released in 2010, just before i figured the band out around early-mid 2011. first time i know em of course i was exposed first to classic hits from album k and peasant pigs such as govinda tattva hush 303 etc. it’s not that i didn’t listen to newer songs, i liked the song peter pan rip from pilgrims progress but i was blown away by older hits and the fact that the way the album is differently mixed to the album k made me think hmmm ok i’ll listen to it later, and at the time they were coming to town so i was like preparing and memorizing their hits songs for the show ha ha ha.... i liked a few songs from pp before, like ophelia and modern blues, but not really remember other tracks... until months ago i listen to em out of thin air and wow i was starting to realize the album is super cool i think it just surpasses time. or maybe im getting older so only now i could understand or at least relate to most of the tracks. i mean mr mills the frontman is singing about how he loves his children like so many times here, about greater love, about figuring life out. the lyrics in the song ophelia and ruby ohh it is so sweet, it just hit me when i was about to have a child and now i’ve got it. musically it might not be as rock n roll as they were younger, it sounds more like acoustic and folky, but it suits really well to the sweet and wiser lyrics. it’s beautiful and even more so when you’re getting older.

now we move to the latest album k 2.0. i’ve loved it since it was released in 2016, with me still having certain thoughts about how different pilgrims progress is to their other catalogues, this one certainly sounds more like classic k album rather than pilgrims progress is. i know its energy was nowhere near to k, they are getting older ffs. but i still really enjoy the album ofc. they are back to guitar music. lyrics are dope. i mean, writing satire about how the greeks have fallen in such a comedic way but still he really means it is just mindblowing for me. and always about children, about love, about spirituality. no nonsense words, no nihilism punk and rock and roll bullshit. the way the lyrics are written is so cool. it shows how the writers possess certain literacy intelligence. there are always word plays and rhymes and all that but never meaningless, and almost always phonetically pleasing.

Three hundred man of Sparta Fought with sandals on their feet And now they are selling snickers On the corner of the street It's a joke that isn't funny It's a room without a door And it's only printed money So just go print some more

haha, it’s funny and sad and ironic and true!! always mindblown for this kind of lyrics.

it’s sad how kula shaker was misunderstood. i mean, music is quality, lyrics are brilliant. there were no mundane nonsense thing. but not much people seem to get what they are about. older listener don’t really much listen to new songs, and certainly younger listener won’t listen to old school rock music with indian melodies chanting about things you’ll find in a non fiction book or maybe hindu scripts.

[melindasipekuwm]

Media Post - TV Show

The TV show that I have selected is the new reboot of Queer Eye that is on Netflix. The synopsis of the show is there is a group of five gay guys, called the fab five, and they visit other people and give them life makeovers and teach them how to take care of themselves and how it helps the individuals achieve more in life. The original show used to only give straight males makeovers, but the reboot includes many different sexualities, genders, ethnicities and they even do a couple location makeovers instead of just a physical makeover. It relates to our course material because they tackle topics about multiculturalism and how they “fit in” societies standards. The episode I specifically want to talk about is Season 1 Episode 3: Dega Don’t because it tackles racial identity and the relationship between a black male and a white cop. The individual that they are giving a makeover to in this episode was white male named Cory who is an Ex-Marine and now a cop. In the beginning of the episode, as a prank, the Fab 5 were pulled over when Karamo, the black member of the Fab 5, was driving. Instantly when the cop’s lights go on they start making remarks about how its probably because the cop could see “colored folk” in the car. Once the cop walks away initially, Karamo makes a comment, “I’m very aware of this type of cop.” Then when the cop returns, without even mentioning why he pulled them over, he asks Karamo if he could step out of the vehicle. To which everyone in the car starts saying “no” and “why” and even as far as “I don’t want him to.” Then once out of the car the cop slyly mentions that he nominated the guy that they’re in town to see and suddenly the tension disappears and everyone is laughing. Karamo playfully shoves the cop and says “You can’t do that to brown people.” Now the point of this scene was supposed to be funny and lighthearted like “haha you thought I was pulling you over for something real” but it is very offensive because you can see how scared the members of the Fab Fiver were, even the white males of the group. With how scary the media has been involving the unfair treatment of colored people with white cops, this stunt seemed insensitive to be joking about. When thinking about white privilege and McIntosh’s Invisible Knapsack, this kind of joke shows aspects of it. If it were a black man making a racial hinted joke there would be a different response, but because it was the other way around they just laughed it off like it was no big deal. The cop knew it would be a scary thing for them because he knew there were colored people in the car and that’s wrong. The other moment that was important in this episode was when Karamo and Cory had a heart to heart conversation in the car. They started just having a casual conversation and realizing how much they were alike and how if they were in high school together, they probably would’ve been friends. Karamo brings up then how scared he was when they were pulled over and the perception between black people and cops. He says that his kid didn’t even want to get his license because he was scared he was gonna get pulled over and shot by a cop. Karamo says how he doesn’t want to be stereotyped as a criminal and then Cory says he doesn’t want to be stereotyped as a bad cop. He brings up how nothing makes it alright for a cop to use excessive force on a person for no reason. This conversation gives Karamo relief that there are good people out there that are protecting our country. I think they bring up good points how if people could just hear both sides and “sit down and have a conversation” things would be different and maybe be better in society.

“Dega Don’t." Queer Eye. Netflix. 7 Feb. 2018. Television.

McIntosh, P. (2003). White privilege: Unpacking the invisible knapsack. In S. Plous(Ed.), Understanding prejudice and discrimination (pp. 191-196). New York, NY, US:McGraw-Hill.

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Emotional Live Birth Of Our Baby Girl

Dearest Youtube Relatives,

Meet up with the most recent member of our minimal family members, our wonderful daughter, Ayla Ng! I finally had a probability to edit the reside delivery vlog of our toddler female. What an outstanding encounter!! (although I By no means want to do it all over again haha). On the evening of 19th July, I went into labour. I had been sensation “funny” throughout lunch with good friends but I didm’ want to feel so much considering the fact that I had been dealing with phony labour for days right before hand but it’s legitimate what they say, when you are in labour, you KNOW you are in labour.

I am so grateful I was able to have a prosperous VBAC (vaginal delivery right after caesarean) irrespective of the lengthy tough labour. The complete encounter has brought my spouse and I closer collectively. He was the finest pushing coach and I wouldn’t have been able to do it without the need of him producing inappropriate jokes to continue to keep me guffawing by it all. Against the odds, I sense certainly blessed that it was such a easy supply. It goes to show how much optimistic thinking can certainly impression for a prosperous delivery.

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To the awesome midwives and consultants from Royal maternity Medical center, thank you so much for your awesome treatment of Ayla and I. I could not have asked for a much better team.

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EE: Wheeew, ånyone else feeling the recent heåtwåve?

EE: I just wånnå weår tånk-tops ålreådy but I cån't, so i'm DYING

ID: fuck the heat. seriously i traveled out of the desert to just end up in a muggier hot hellpit.

EE: Ugh muggy is even worse EE: So får the heåt here hås been dry, but I know we're in for å night of humidity ånd I dreåd it!!!

ID: it's like being in some giant's sweaty armpit around here. =:I definitely take dry heat any day.

EE: Omg, truuuueeeee

ID: ...fuck why didn't i think of that.

ID: you're a genius, uh.

ID: ...whatever your name is.

EE: Båsill!

ID: basill then. you're a genius.

EE: å genius tråpped in å not-cold-enough office TToTT

ID: complain to the boss about getting a better ac. that's something you can do, right? i've never worked in an office. you are working there. right? and just. slacking off talking to a chatroom?

EE: I åm the boss :'( EE: I'm on my lunch breåk

EE: ånd the åir works fine, but everyone else gets cold ånd complåins

AA: A N D R O U N D O N E B E G I N S.

AA: haha, j/k, they'rne fucking w/ each othern rnight now.

AA: fyi, loserns, name's siparna and i am yrn friendly neighornbornhood brnokern forn tonight! AA: pls place yrn bets now on if you think scrnuffy ass jade is gonna win, orn bighorns mcgee. AA: caegarns, beetles and chip trnansferns arne A L L accepted. >:}

AC: Ø .u. phew, I don't want to miss it Ø

SA: i believe in hadean.

AC: Ø .n. I don't want to bet against Emerel but I feel like it'd be mean to bet against Hadean too Ø

SA: I put all the money in my pocket on Hadean.

SA: which is a large amount, apparently.

SA: I will be seated on a different part of the stands, by the way.

EE: I'm not much of å gåmbling gål

AA: lmfao, phern's not paying attention, maidel. AA: he's too busy seething and wrninging his mitts in the stands. >:P

AA: you can T O T E S bet on whoevern you want.

AA: and wait, prni, wherne arne you sitting?? AA: come sit w/ us!!

AC: Ø .u.! yes! I'm with Sipara Ø

AC: Ø On the sitting with us thing Ø

EE: Go sit with them, it's good to måke friends!

SA: but we're using text to chat anyways...

AC: Ø and pfft. .u. that's true, Sipara, but Emerel might backread and he would never forgive me if I bet against him Ø

AA: and ee, yrn lame and that's fucking ternrnible. AA: wtf's the point of having blue cash if you ain't gonna flash?

AC: Ø bragging rights? .u. Ø

EE: I håve bills to påy :(

AA: and we arneee, prni, but, like. AA: if you sit overn herne, you can sharne ourn F O O D.

SA: ...

SA: okay, i will come.

AA: fuck yrn bills. AA: who needs bills? AA: go sleep in a

SA: wait a moment. I will find you.

AA: Y E S S S

EE: ånd I owe PP å nice lunch bc låst time I took å bet I lost

AC: Ø ouo!!! Ø

SA: here i am. feed e.

SA: love me marginally less.

AP: My money's on the red guy.

AP: Please make him less pretty, red guy.

EE: Shoot, lunch is over :'( EE: Hope the fight goes well

AA: y, y. dnw abt my hearnt level, brnah, we arne thrnowing food into you until we rnaise Y RN S. AA: rned hearnt orn fucking bust. >:}

AA: and aww, ty. AA: it will.

AA: i mean, not forn emernel, lmao.

AA: >:}

VA: Hey

VA: I fŏrgŏT T'say, buT i'm aT The faire righT nŏw

AA: !!!

AA: !!!!!!!!!!!!!

AA: come see the fight!!

VA: ŏk, where ya aT?

AA: we'rne up in the AA: uh, bottom rnow, by the gate. >:}

VA: I'll head ŏver Then

VA: And I'm gŏnna say iT nŏw. VA: I am nŏT wearing a cŏsTume, sŏ yŏu're jusT gŏnna lŏŏk like an ass if yŏu Tell me hŏw "auThenTic" ŏr "rusTic" I lŏŏk

AC: Ø .n. I hope nobody does that! Though...most people are dressed up pretty fancy, hopefully not? Ø

AA: lmfao. AA: y, y, we will rmemebern. you arne always abt that 24/7 cosplay life. >:}

VA: ŏhhh my gŏd

VA: A Tunic dŏesn'T mean cŏsTume

SA: to some people it is.

SA: I don't think anyone will, though, AC.

VA: They're cŏmfy

VA: I Think I see yŏu guys

AP: It depends on who you ask. AP: A tunic is a costume piece, at least.

AP: Maidel, are you here?

AP: A ...very sparkly seadweller bought most of my stock, but I saved you a few things.

AA: n, she's watching the fight, dude, keep up.

AP: I'd like her to answer that, thank you.

AA: lmfao, 'kay, enjoy yrn rnesponse in the next thirnty.

AP: I will.

AA: a~and looks like they'rne actually.. mb.. gonna stop shit-talking and starnt fighting. AA: gee whiz. AA: ... n, false alarnm, still gabbing.

AA: booooooooo.

SS: (Oh em gee, the natterin's the best part, pal!)

SS: (Why you gotta be a killjoy?)

AC: Ø I am! I'm talking to a lot of people though. .u. Ø

AC: Ø but ooh! thank you Ø

AC: Ø ...oh, I think I see Gliese talking to that seadweller Ø

AC: Ø Huh Ø

AA: dude, n, shhhh. AA: say hern name thrnee times and she'll pop out of the ethern to bug us!!

AP: Gliese, Gliese, Gliese.

AA: jokes on you, dude, gotta have hern last name in therne, too. AA: but good trny, herne's a starn forn effornt. https://ih1.redbubble.net/image.13056045.3033/flat,800x800,075,f.jpg

SA: that star makes me angry.

SA: Look at it.

SA: It can't even try itself.

AP: I think that's a good star.

AA: awww. AA: chillax, brnah. AA: let me, like, ftfy.

AA: http://i.imgur.com/cGIay9e.png

AC: Ø I...don't think so, she looks pretty busy with that seadweller. And pffft. Those are some sad stars. Ø

VA: This is jusT awful

SS: (Sipa, negl... http://i.imgur.com/iRDM4n8.png )

AA: oh my god.

AA: O H M Y G O D.

AA: y. amazing. a+. prni will fucking love it.

VA: WhaT dŏes iT say?

SS: ( http://i.imgur.com/I4Ktcaf.jpg )

AA: but also, considern. AA: https://68.media.tumblr.com/8e2668725f5bdbf4a68f95a179462600/tumblr_inline_nxkqgwmYFJ1tn0tli_540.png

AC: Ø these are some rude stars, my goodness Ø

AA: which one, vatty?? >:}

VA: Dŏ nŏT

LL: ( http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/000/325/925/ca7.png )

AAA: don'tcha see how darnk they arne, maidel? AA: this is what happens when you don't have a pale, dude.

SS: ( https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQTg6TYtpdVKWz85f1ZkRS2TamK5gQDIQPIrh62UQrNgl9Kr_C4 )

VA: And any ŏf The picTures hŏnesTly, I can'T read a single ŏne

AA: yrn language gets | Positively | Drneadful | >:P

AC: Ø ... .u. I have no idea what my not having a pale has to - PFFF Ø

AC: Ø Oh now I get it Ø

AA: >:}}}}}}}}}

AC: Ø Don't worry, Vatrra, they don't say anything important. Ø

AC: Ø Sipara's just being silly. Along with SS. Ø

VA: Sŏunds dangerŏus

AC: Ø the stars can't hurt you, only insult you umu Ø

AC: Ø they're just sad and mean Ø

VA: I meanT Sipara being silly

AC: Ø OH, hahaha Ø

AA: http://cdn2-www.craveonline.com/assets/mandatory/legacy/2013/02/man_file_1042548_3dc.png

AA: >:}

AA: okay, okay, enough starns. AA: we want nemorne, therne's lals fucking head herne.

AA: he's got, like, what...

AA: five horns herne.

AA: that's prnactically enough forn a starn. >:P

SS: (Nah, pal, don't you remember? Last time you checked, I have eight. (\eue/) )

VA: Hŏly shiT

AA: y, well, that's bc i counted beforne i snatched 'em off, duh.

AA: c'merne and i'll snatch the rnest of 'em, too. >:}

AC: Ø but Sipara, we're already about to watch a fight .u. Ø

AC: Ø I'm sure they can make space in the ring for that one later. Ø

SS: (Also, like, I totes can't fight. (\qnq/) It'd up and mess up the face you made me. Too bad, totes sad, mb next time. (\unu/) )

AA: well, shit, i didn't sprnay you w/ sealant, did i?? AA: gdi. >:{

AA: w/e, w/e, we'll fight L A T E RN, obvs.

SS: (Insert obnoxiously unsubtle fist pump at my narrow escape from certain death.)

AC: Ø huzzaaaaaah ouo Ø

AA: help, help, i'm being smotherned by a woolbeast.

VA: Happens sŏmeTimes

AA: >:"{

VA: Cry all yŏu wanT, ThaT's yŏur lŏT in life nŏw

VA: An armchair

AA: wherne the fucks' yrn rnusty solidarnity? herne i am, being, like, supern crnuelly C U L L E D in frnont of yrn verny own gandernbulbs, and yrn like. AA: trnoll darnth vadern. all stoic and shit. THIS IS YOUR LOT IN LIFE. AA: CRY ALL YOU WANT.

AA: well, jsyk, i am fucking weeping. AA: you just can't see it b/c my faces bein' eaten by hairn.

VA: Dŏ yŏu see hŏw much hair I have?

VA: I am nŏT sympaTheTic Tŏ yŏur siTuaTiŏn

VA: AT leasT yŏu have sŏmewhere cŏmfy Tŏ die, ThaT's nŏT sŏ bad righT?

SS: (Nm, I take it back! Pheres can up and help me defeat Sipa, she's clearly no match for us.)

AA: wtf is this trneacherny??

AA: someone narnrnate the fight forn me, i can't see shi.t

AA: shit.

AA: ffs.

SS: (It ain't treachery, it's tactics.)

AC: Ø They haven't come to blows yet but they're both holding out their weapons at each other. Ø

SS: (LOL. I'll be your oculars, pal. (\eue/) )

AC: Ø Probably not long now. Ø

SA: it is very disappointing.

AA: lmfao. AA: y, get the fuck down therne, lal. AA: be my seeing eye trnoll.

SA: I wish they would just get to the quick.

VA: Me Tŏŏ

AA: you and me both, prni.

AA: and v.

AA: wherne's the blood??

AC: Ø In the future. .u. Ø

AA: , , . n .

AC: Ø .M. Ø

AA: ònó

AC: Ø hahaha Ø

AC: Ø that's a great face Ø

AA: i am helping you make yrn emojis GRN8, dude. >:P

VA: -M-

VA: Was ThaT an emŏji

AA: omg, yes.

AA: gj, gj. >:D

AC: Ø that was a great emoji ^m^ Ø

SA: Oh, there they finally go.

SA: a miracle.

AC: Ø Red vs. green, dun dun dunnnn Ø

SA: the battle of ugly christmas colors.

AC: Ø Prisma, oh my god Ø

AC: Ø ...not wrong though .m. Ø

SA: are they not--

SA: see.

AC: Ø I feel _bad_ calling Em an ugly christmas color but .m. Ø

AC: Ø I mean Ø

AA: hey, girnl, don't feel bad forn telling the trnuth. >:}

AC: Ø .m. I mean he's not an ugly christmas color but. it is kind of funny in that context. Ø

AC: Ø ... .n. I hope he doesn't read this and get mad Ø

AC: Ø I mean, I'm green too, I can't really talk Ø

SA: yes but your green is more tolerable.

AC: Ø Em's chrome is nice...I mean, jade is better than olive. but. that's really nice of you to say!...I'm conflicted. .n. Ø

SA: embrace it. who cares what emerel feels about it.

AC: Ø .n. he's my friend Ø

AC: Ø I don't want to upset him Ø

SA: everyone here makes fun of everyone else.

SA: I dont think they will mind.

AC: Ø .n. I try not to though. I always feel bad. Ø

AC: Ø I don't mind if people make fun of me but I always worry about hurting someone. Ø

AA: giiiiiirnl. boy. bb.

AA: em dgaf.

AA: prnomise. >:}

AC: Ø ... .m. how long have you known him Sipara? Ø

AA: dude, have you hearnd phernes talk abt him??

AA: haven't even met him, and i feel like I'M the one quadded to the guy by now. >:P

AC: Ø Sometimes! Ø

AC: Ø Pfffff Ø

AC: Ø he's so tall, I think you'd have to like, get on a stepstool .m. Ø

AC: Ø ...though he's not nearly as tall as Riccin I guess Ø

AC: Ø I don't know _anyone_ as tall as Riccin Ø

AC: Ø ...except for one troll but I'd rather forget she ever existed Ø

AC: Ø So, Riccin Ø

SA: they are too tall.

SA: This is troublesome.

AC: Ø .u.! you know Riccin? Ø

SA: oh, no, but if they are taller than emerel they are too tall.

SA: I meant the fight, also.

AC: Ø Pfff - oooh crap. and Riccin is _much_ taller than Emerel, by...gosh, must be a foot, or almost Ø

AC: Ø and they're yellow! it's surprising Ø

SA: oh, he's bleeding.

SA: oh.

AP: Oh.

AA: welp!

AP: Shit.

SA: good.

SA: i enjoy this turn of events.

AA: L M A O.

AA: wow, didn't think you werne the blood thirnsty kind.

SA: it means Hadean is winning, doesn't it?

SA: surely no one expected this to be clean. that isn't how fights work with sharpened weapons.

AC: Ø ;N; Em Ø

SA: he will be fine. surely there are doctors here.

AC: Ø I saw a yellowblooded one .n. Ø

SA: he could have moved anyways, but he decided to unwisely make an offensive move when it would have been more intelligent to disengage or release the weapon and counter another way.

SA: Unfortunate.

AA: don't lose yrn shit, maidel, we alrndy got one mess on the stands. >:P AA: calm down, he's a mossball, he'll be fine.

AC: Ø ... .n. I guess Ø

SA: you can also look away if you wish, Maidel.

SA: I will give you a play by play.

AA: chilllll. he's obvs a totes bb at this, but eyy. AA: look on the brnight side, he'll be total pity-bait with that sornt of scarn.

AC: Ø I wouldn't. Em is my friend. Ø

SA: You can even hide in my shoulder if that helps.

AA: lmao, oh my god.

AA: prni. prni, if they'rne hiding theirn face, you don't wanna AA: give them AA: no, n/m, go ahead.

SA: emerel is the real winner of the fight emotionally.

AC: Ø .n. Emerel is the winner of first knife wound, more like. Ø

AA: c'moooooon, don't think of that.

AA: think of how much money some suckern made betting on the jade forn firnst chrnome. >:}

AC: Ø .n. wheeeeee Ø

SA: why do people call it chrome...

AA: awww.

SA: why not blood.

AC: Ø ...why didn't he dodge... Ø

AA: bc he's a newbie, duh.

AA: classic rnookie mistake. think yrn tough shit and get a knife to the gut.

AA: happens to, like, half of 'em. >:}

SA: did you make that mistake sipara.

AA: .. and blood's a highblood ternm, dornklornd.

AC: Ø But Em does these fights all the time. Ø

AA: lmfao, y, i totes did. AA: when i was S I X. >:P

SA: oh see that's a much more resonable time frame.

AA: ikrn?

AA: that's when yrn supposed to get all yrn gutwounds overn and done with.

AA: when yve still got yrn entirne pre-adolescent pupation to carnrny it off. >:}

SA: oh right. you all pupated.

SA: hm.

AA: ..........................

SA: regardless, Maidel, i am sure they both knew what they were signing up for.

SA: so just enjoy it.

AA: what, did you grnow in a vat, clonebb?? >:P

SA: shh... the fight.

AA: 😢 AA: 🤐

SA: is he stepping on his hair?

AA: y.

SA: couldn't that break his neck?

AA: naaaaaaaaaaaaah. who the fuck goes into an arnena w/o like, a detachable brnaid??

SS: (Sure, pal, if Hads up and tried real hard-like!)

AA: hads prnobs took a rnazorn to the frnonds just forn that.

SA: someone who is very attached to their hair.

AA: !!!!!!!!!!!!!

AA: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SS: (Mother grub's saggy chesticles, HAH)

AA: i am in fucking love. AA: soz, lal, you arne eternally rneplaced, that was the wornst fucking thing i have evern hearnd and i fucking love it.

SS: (Best fight ever.)

AC: Ø ...you know, I can't even pretend to be surprised Ø

AC: Ø this is just how this is going Ø

SS: (S'cool, pal, but we're officially on for fightin on accounta: n, fuck you, he's mine.)

AC: Ø I am resigned now Ø

SA: I am greatly beginning to wonder who it was that decided that this was a nonlethal fight and yet allowed a psion with lethal abilities and unblunted weapons to be used.

SA: this is strange, and unnecessary.

SA: it would be like telling a soldier to go easy on a street fighter and yet standing by in horror as the injuries escalate.

AA: is anyone herne hornrnified?? AA: nobody uses blunted weapons in fights, dude. therne's no point to 'em if _someone_ ain't bleedin'. >:P

AA: no one's gonna pay to watch two fuckerns stand arnound in a cornern and hit each othern w/ sticks. AA: it's like, idk, cirncle rnacing. ppl pay forn the opporntunity to see someone get fucked up!

SA: what's the point of bleeding if someone doesn't die.

SA: it's a waste of time amd resources.

AH: to have fun, you goddamn twat

AH: ever heard of that

AH: though I'm fucking let down by Em right now

AA: lmfao. you bet on him?

AH: Lol, no

AH: I didn't know what Hadean's psi was until now, I'm no fool

AA: also, stfu beforne i crnam those twigs you call horns up yrn ass. AA: don't use that language w/ prni. he's fucking delicate.

AH: oh shit, my fucking bad

AH: Lol, big words coming from nubs almighty

AH: did you steal those from a wriggler?

SS: (Shit, pal, s'called 'wait your damn turn'!)

SS: (FIght's ongoing rn, ain't no need to be disrespectful-like.)

SS: (I'm sure there's, like, a proper queue somewhere.)

AA: y. you found me out. gotta steal all my mean jibes frnom the wrnigglerns. AA: i'm just sweet as fucking sugarn w/o it. >:'{

AA: and lmfao. y, rnight.

VA: IT's a gŏŏd fighT, nŏbŏdy is dyin'

AH: I meant your horns, brainless

AH: considering how minuscule they are

SA: oh, yes, because the chat needed another edgy pissbaby.

SA: tell me more about how much of a badass you are, AH.

AH: nah

SS: (LOL) SS: (Super delicate, y.)

AH: you don't deserve stories of my cool stunts

AA: he's got a delicate constitution, brnah.

AA: >:P

VA: SA is cŏŏl

SS: (Hey, pal, I ain't said nothin disagreeable!)

SS: ( (\uwu/) )

VA: I wasn'T direcTing ThaT aT yŏu SS, yŏu're fine

SS: (What? You sayin I ain't cool??)

SS: (Hashtag rude.)

VA: I'll leT yŏu knŏw when I reach a decisiŏn

VA: I'll send yŏu a cerTificaTe even

SS: (That ish better be notarized, pal, or else I ain't gonna know it's legit!)

VA: Yŏu knŏw iT will be

SA: regardless, i mean more to say that fun and practice can be attained with sparring with equal effort exerted and just as much skill gained.

SA: this is borderlining blood sport. it's painful to watch two people hold themselves back for the sake of attrition.

AH: lmao why'd you even come then

AA: y. to the cull matches arne way bettern, tbh.

AA: and pay bettern.

SA: When we sparred on the colonies it was either murder or handicapped practice.

SA: Because Hadean is my friend, and I will be there for him.

AA: but eyyy, therne's totally a benefit to, like, shitshows like this, dude. AA: it takes S K I L L to maim someone w/o just culling them.

VA: I like Th'nŏn-leThal ŏnes beTTer

AA: shit's a goddamn arntfornm.

AH: wow that's the first thing you've said that isn't just blah blah blah

SA: i suppose so Sipara. But i am hard pressed to see this drag on.

AH: fair enough

VA: Sipara has a gŏŏd pŏinT, maiming wiThŏuT culling is a fine line

AA: you need to hide yrn face in someone's shouldern?

SA: It just seems illogical to me. but that is fine.

AA: bc the left one's frnee. >:P

SA: no, it isn't like that.

SA: it doesn't make me sick it just makes me sick.

SA: ?

AA: >:?

VA: yŏu cŏuld Try Tŏ Think ŏf iT as sparring if iT helps

AA: prnotip, dude, squeamishness ain't just puking in the bushes.

VA: I dŏubT eiTher ŏne 's Them will cŏme away frŏm This wiThŏuT learning sŏmeThing

AA: .. also, lbrn herne, it's less funny now that, like, hads is getting hit.

AA: booooooo.

AA: and y, va, i agr

SS: (I mean, I'm up and learnin plenty tonight, vocab-wise.)

SS: ( (\eue/ ))

VA: Likewise

SS: (But, shit, all I ever learned from fightin's that you gotta get 'em down afore they get their fronds on you.) SS: (Idk what the pointa sparrin is when you end up effed up permanent-like if you ever let someone get that close irl proper-like.)

SA: usually violent stabbing and battering isn't part of sparring.

VA: IT can be if yŏu're dedicaTed

SA: dedicated or foolish.

VA: Usually ya have armŏr ŏn if yŏu're gŏing fŏr blŏŏd Thŏugh

VA: Like, armŏr armŏr