#i got the idea from one of incorrect genshin's quotes

[alitheakorogane]

My Genshin Impact SAGAU Masterlist

Made a master list for my SAGAU content so you won't get lost. Will be updated with new content.

Will always be updated as soon as a new SAGAU content comes by!

Reader's Protection Squad Series (SAGAU Imposter AU)

Freedom's Protection (Mondstadt)

STATUS: Still in the works!

The Two Imposters - Our beloved protagonist had finally met the Anemo Archon himself. Is he really one of your allies in surviving in this world where people wanted to kill you for 'stealing' the face of the Divine Creator or is he one of them?

May the Anemo Archon Protect You - You were chased out by your beloved characters from Mondstadt who thought that you were the imposter that 'stole' the face of the person you remembered who never even exist in the game files. Meanwhile, their own disguised Archon had done something stupid that could change everything forever.

A Blasphemy or The Truth? - Venti's outburst shocks everyone, making the people of Mondstadt question everything they knew about their Archon.

Stirring Up a Hurricane - The bomb was finally dropped, leaving nothing but a series of chain reactions spreading around the area... Literally. Venti revealed himself as the Anemo Archon Barbatos to his people as a last resort for defending you, causing the entire nation of Mondstadt to go into chaos.

The Eye of the Anemo Archon's Anguish - Venti had accidentally raised a wind barrier to defend you, your friends, and himself... but it caused some people to suffer the brunt of the Swirl reaction and activated his underlying trauma, causing him to lose control of his emotions and his power. As he was getting close to a nervous breakdown, the people noticed that the skies above the city of Mondstadt are starting to change.

Please Forgive Me - Venti tries to visit you while you're still recovering from your injuries and tries to apologize. At the same time, you found out the truth about the Divine Creator from Venti.

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Glitching Impact (Corrupted Game SAGAU)

STATUS: Title is STC, while still plotting ideas for this concept...

The Original Corrupted Game!SAGAU Concept of

Corrupted Game!SAGAU, but loosely based on Wreck-It Ralph...

Plot twist Idea Based on Corrupted Game!SAGAU

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Random SAGAU Oneshot Stories

"Who's your favorite Genshin Impact character?"

Just A Normal Genshin Impact Game Time...Is It?

SAGAU featuring the Unusual Hilichurl (Wei)

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SAGAU Fanarts

Corrupted Game AU - Venti (Based on Faceless Ayato concept)

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Random SAGAU Ideas and Thoughts

What if the Seven Gnoses are actually fragments of the Divine Creator's Soul?

What would happen if Venti got the same treatment as the Reader in those angsty SAGAU fics?

SAGAU and Regarding the Artifacts!

Short Villain!SAGAU Dialogue (1)

Short Villain!SAGAU Dialogue (2)

SAGAU (Imposter AU), but you have a snarky personality and a fiery tongue.

My SAGAU Playlist (Imposter AU) - PART ONE

Heights in SAGAU

Wishing for Characters Despite You Haven't Met Them Yet In-Lore

Kaveh: From a Humble Architect to a Man of Destruction? (Based on the now-confirmed recent hack using Kaveh)

Imagine Playable Characters Saying This (Screenshot came from a quest in Genshin Impact 4.8)

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Reply to SAGAU-related Asks from Anon

How I Will Portray the Archons In My Twist of the Imposter AU

Venti's Characterization In Reader's Protection Squad

U alive???

A Teaser for The Eye of the Anemo Archon's Anguish

We will give him the best treatment that our beloved Venti deserves.

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Random Incorrect Quotes for SAGAU

Among Us

Arrows With Love

Does Barbatos even know the existence of dental hygiene?

Chased Out By Obsessed People

Venti reacting on his SAGAU!Imposter/Cult AU self and his insane actions

Making Fun of Venti's Terrible Aim

Zhongli's Meteors Probably the Cause of the Dinosaurs' Extinction

Memory of Dust

Peace Was Never An Option

A Suggestion: Drinking Contest

[diodellet]

hiya dio!! tossing in 3 (honkai star rail? 👀), 5, and 15!!

hiya ian! thanks for shooting me an ask!!

3.) Go to the [honkai star rail] tag and reblog some art you like that has under 100 notes

aight i gotchu oomfie, ill search for stuff to queue up 😤😤

5.) What genre do you like reading the best?

angst and hurt/comfort 🔛🔝!!!

it's painful, it's good, and it makes emotional processing so much easier and less burdensome because the difficulty goes into finding an okay sentence and stringing together ok-ish dialogue (but at least those can be solved with a banger ass playlist, ykw?)

augh special mention to one of my formative twst fics i love that grim has such a big role in this

15.) Worst fanfic tropes ever?

NOO!!!! U CANT MAKE ME SAY BAD THINGS ABT FANFIC!!! ALL FANFIC IS GOOD WHEN IT IS MADE WITH HEART!!!

(did i say bridal carry? ill just say it again for funsies HAHAHA i dont like bridal carries, it doesn't spark any joy, please just carry me like this🤧👇👇)

i'm usually really open-minded with reading fanfics... so aside from the obvious fanfic writing sins (using generative AI, plagiarism, not doing enough careful research for sensitive topics) OH WAIT--

(this is probably specific to genshin/hyv) but i Reaaaaally don't like it when fandom infantilizes characters that use the teenage model. like, there is such a thing as short adults! (me. i am one of them!) one time i saw someone say that lynette was probably a year younger than lyney and i was confused bcs aren't they twins??? like, are we forgetting that lynette was the primary "errand-goer" for the house of hearth upon getting her vision? girlie's probably seen more shit than lyney did.

^^semi-related to infantilizing characters, i dont like how some obm fics treat luke as a literal toddler. like, yes he's immature but he's got a good head on his shoulders and even if he's a low-ranked angel he probably has sm powers that he can make use of to protect MC. and i esp see how he gets left out even in gen/platonic fics and hcs. smtimes i feel compelled to look at the game's shitty pop quiz events for fanfic fuel (i mean, the luke tag has more ppl saying not to sexualize him than actual writing and that bugs me ://)

There used to be this really good obm fanfic (Nightmare by StarsEncrusted) and it had a plot point of helping luke get his wings, but it++the author's orig account got deleted from ao3. thankfully some fans had the foresight to archive it, so heres a wayback link to the fic and the accompanying side stories

i guess to expound more on my aversion to marriage in fanfic, it icks me when the characterization stops feeling like the characters themselves and the fic starts feeling heteronormative (also sometimes the writing comes across as if the marriage/childbirth "fixes" all those issues, which, it doesn't) and, well, i already kind of deal with the idea of "getting settled down" shoved in my face. it's really not for me. but i do understand why it's comforting to people, smtimes i can indulge in reading in it. but on a bad day, nah, i can't.

anyway, also special shout out to chat fics, they can be fun but idk it reads to me as a way to regurgitate overused incorrect quotes. (please some vines need to be laid to rest. also, can we stop quoting that one copaganda show oh my god)

(art appreciation ask questions, please bug me to rb some underrated fic and art)

[qwqninja3]

Scrabble be like:

Aether: I'll add at to pat.

Paimon: Paimon adds pat to path

Xingqiu(or ZhongLi?): I'll add path to lymphadenopathy

Xiangling: ^^' this is why I don't play Scrabble with Xingqiu

[kachuuyaa]

AKUTAGAWA MY BABY BOY IS HERE NGNNGNGNGNFNSJSJS F U C K

I just have to continously praise you for your writing cause it's just so good okay? It's so detailed I can imagine it almost as a whole ass anime in my head it's so good.

Okay one thing I really love reading about this story and also your other writings is that there's no use of second hand embarressment to make it humorous. (I love how the humor has a similar quality of dryness like the Reader's personality. It just fits..). Like when reader told the GI boys to stay inside while they talk to the ADA and the boys don't sabotage their own safety and yours by meking their presence known. I just ❤ zhongli's response. He really said, he really woke up to the sound of someone screaming, decided "it's none of my business" and went back to sleep. Respect.

Also one thing that I really adore too is that Reader didn't guilt akutagawa for his exploding comment??? Like usually I see the trope of bullying someone into positive thinking a lot and I hate it. So seeing Reader understanding what happened to Akutagwa and expressing anger at Dazai (who "left you with a broken subordinate") who was the reason why Akutagawa became the way he is, instead of taking it out on him or guilt tripping him whatsoever??? Kachuuya I love you so much you don't know how much you mean to me.

(Yes this ramble was a lot I'm sorry HHNGGJDH I need to be known as the anon that writes long ass posts)

Reader with expensive wine at home? Chuuya only calming down with wine in the end?? Alcoholic behavior hdhdHhhdhdHHDHF

Thus entire plot to me is just like

Reader:

ADA: Buenos, you didn't hear this from me, but some little birdy told me

Reader:

ADA, leaning in close: some bitches you angered are after you

Reader: [deep sigh of regret] No me Diga

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ALSO MORI AND READER'S RELATIONSHIP?? FATHERLESS BEHAVIOR (I'm joking but)

Mori: you were so sweet as a child. What happened to you?

Reader: when I was younger I thought that you were God! I thought if I disobeyed you I would end up dead in a ditch. Since then I have gained critical thinking skills.

Reader:

Reader, turning and walking away: --My bad on that one.

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Reader: Mori I have a question.

Mori: go ahead

Reader: could you kill me if I were to call you something rude.

Mori: ...Yes.

Reader: ok ok, could you kill me...if I were to think something?

Mori: ...if you were to think? No.

Reader, immediately: I think you're a bitch.

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Dazai: [breathes]

Reader, attacking him: you know what? Fuck you. YOU are sustown. You are the scientific name for Pig, and you are the 25th largest Greek island.

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Reader, at almost everyone in the Port Mafia and the ADA: just like my check engine light, you mean nothing to me.

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Also I was wondering, considering Reader is a top executive in the Port Mafia, wouldn't their disappearance, at least concerning Mori, Chuuya, and Akutagawa, be noticed quickly? You said they were in the Genshin verse for 4-5 years, so thst means someone would have to notice no? Or does time run differently and Reader hasn't missed much time??? Just a lil thought oof

🐗 anon

OHHH HIIIII 🐗 ANOOON i had a little episode where i had to put my phone down while reading this I ADOREEE YOU THANK YOU SO MUCH GENUINELY i had a dumb smile on My Face While reading this u Are So kind. THAAANK YOU i didnt want reader 2 be this toxic positive person + i made them SO flawed in terms of morality and personality THANK YOU.! the executives r just Really submitting to Wine ...! Huh! chuuya and reader = PARTNERLESS BEHAVIOUR 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

BLAME MORI FOR MAKING THE ADA AWAREEEE he’s the reason all this happened 🙁 the first plan was to make reader and the group go into a theme park LMFAOOO but i scrapped that idea and went for a more intense and dramatic plot

I LIVE FOR UR INCORRECT QUOTES IT’S AMAZING i love it

also....!!!!! i havent told u all yet..?.??? the reason why reader was sucked in the genshin world for like. years was bc they were in a business trip And!.. gues what. Their plane was hijacked and Boom.! time moves relatively fast in the genshin world compared to here AAAAAAND still not revealing how they got back ...! but mori just ruled it out as an irrelevancy bc he knows you’ll survive (OK MORI 😒😒)