#i got theories babyyyyyy

[jazzzzzzhands]

I have sunken my fingers into every inch of the update

I have found much and I have much to say!!

But it is 2am and I gotta sleep before I spam you guys with theories!

But for now...

Has anyone solved this code yet??

[haethyre]

Chaos Theory Thoughts

Well, I just binged the entire thing. I had so many thoughts episode to episode but wanted to wait till the end to compile my thoughts.

MAN Some decisions were certainly made huh????

I was almost overwhelmed by all the drama jkfhajksdhf I was initially very upset about what happened with Yaz and Sammy, but seeing the way it resolved was really sweet and I think made them stronger. and they had so many cute kisses and moments jhdfjdshj I was just upset not to see them together for like half the season.

I was upset Camp Fam kinda split up over the years. Which, i mean, i get. Life happens. its realistic. but its also a bit like "you know what? *unhappies your ending*" But again, seeing people grow apart and then come back together is a nice trope so I'll allow it. XD If they didnt reconcile I'd have more of a problem.

I did have a problem with Darius randomly being in love with Brooklyn tho. I mean, I get it. Time skip. We didn't really see what happened that led him to that place. And he was a kid in Camp Cretaceous so he may not have been attuned to such things yet. But it took me off guard (i guess its also cause i could swear i read an article or something shortly after CC ended about him possibly being ace. not saying that means he cant fall in love. And honestly, it would make sense considering, to me, they made a lot more sense to me than Kenji and her...but idk. I guess I just didn't expect it?) but I have no real attachment to either ship so whatever happens happens I guess. XD I just dont think he needed to be in love with her to be messed up about what happened to her. He got in a similar way over when he thought Ben died. (speaking of which, I looooved Darius and Ben's interactions this season)

Also. I knew she couldn't be dead. It threw me through a loop when they said she died. i was like "They killed off Brooklyn?????? sheee's not deaaaad." I had a feeling she was gonna show up at the very end. and she did! Gosh. things are gonna be soooo awkward when they reunite XD Aaaaaa

But yeah, I always doubt death scenes when you dont see them die XD

also BUMPY. AND BABY. So cute. I love Bumpy. I'm glad she's okay. jhfgjsd Ben and Bumpy always make me emotional. when he cried i was like nooooooo ;w; babyyyyyy

The animation looked amazing throughout. Have to fit that in somewhere.

I'll admit I was surprised because I thought this was just going to be a one off. But it looks like there'll be another season so I'm excited. I'll have something to look forward to.

All in all, some questionable things aside, I thought it was a good season and left me wanting to see where it goes. I was missing all these characters when CC ended, so I'm happy to see them again in any capacity.

[atinylittlepain]

2024 Jan 14th

THE ARCHIVE

Captain's Log is a weekly dispatch from yours truly. New issues will be up every Sunday, with a smattering of whatever has been marinating for me that week. Book recommendations, grief thoughts, music, art, wranglings with writing. We'll see! But my guarantee to you is one new issue, every Sunday babyyyyyy

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In this issue:

meditations on writer's block

The Lost Month of the Lost Months

Two (2) book reviews

One (1) soup recipe

I hate writing! (I love writing)

Some of you have heard this story already, and for that I apologize. For the rest, I entered college four years ago with the full intention of being a creative writing major. I was going to write the Next Great American Anything. And then I took the first two courses of the major, an intro to literary theory and an intro to poetry class, and by the time I was done with those two classes, I no longer wanted to be a creative writing major. Blunt force scalpel, prying apart the jaws of words and work until all we were left with was loose teeth and gummy mush. 

And because I was eighteen, and very angry all the time I did the very angry all the time thing of turning up my nose and stomping in another direction. I didn’t write, not counting APA-style papers, for three years. 

To cut this story short, a constellation of events were strung together in the last year to make it very necessary, very crucial, for me to write again. So I did, and I wrote a lot, and most of it was bad, and some of it was good. It wasn’t difficult to keep writing. I would finish with one idea and leap over into a new one with little effort. I would start things with little worry for whether I would finish them, because I always did. Now, as we inch further into the new year, this is no longer the case.

Writer’s block always seemed like such a bourgeois phenomenon to me, someone who mostly sees writing as manual labor, as muscle and will. I didn’t get blocked because writing wasn't an optional thing, until I did get blocked, and writing has since become a despondent wife lingering in my doorway, bemoaning my neglect. 

And believe me, I have fought against this new development tooth and nail. Renouncing fic because I thought it was getting in the way of other writing, picking fic back up because at the very least, I could write it, if nothing else, then renouncing fic all over again. Threatening another three year writing death, then limping to my friends with my tail between my legs asking them if they really (really?) thought I was good enough to keep going. And throughout all this fighting, all this squirming and prickling, very little writing got done. 

When you read articles asking writers what they think about the dreaded block (as I did with all the rigor of a hypochondriac consulting WebMD) they tend to scoff, turn up their perfect writer’s hands and flick the thought away. And for the longest time I thought this was only a sort of peacocking, a tough guy, too cool for school flippancy because they’re so great, so brilliant that they never even consider that they could be blocked. But I recently read another article (yes, it has gotten that bad) and I realized that it wasn’t that these writers don’t believe in the block, just that they call it by other names. Time to rest, time to read, time when the idea is there and gumming up into something more real, more realized in the mind. In this way, writing becomes a kind of muscular expanding, and subsequent contracting. I’m not blocked. I’m just contracting, curling up close and tight around a couple ideas that could be next.

I’m reminded of this past July when I was working on my first novel. A good day was five thousand words, and a minimally decent day was a cool thirty-five hundred. These days, if I can sit down and get a good five hundred, it’s the greatest mercy. And I do realize, for the record, the irony of this, writing about how I’m not writing. Humor me.

Currently, there are three ideas for three different novels I’m letting work between my teeth. When I got home after traveling for New Years, sodden and weak and wan, I lurched forward into one of these ideas with a zeal that tore the whole thing to pulpy shreds, a new wound to nurse. So now, mostly I’m reading, and doing some of this writing that isn’t really writing (don’t tell anyone). And finally, I’m not fighting it, as much. The time to expand will come, eventually. For now, everything else is a gift. 

Reading Dispatches

I read two books this week. One I liked, and one I didn’t.

Really, truly, I wanted to like Bad Fruit by Ella King. A few friends recommended it to me, and it’s certainly got that trendy femme-tesque aesthetic going on. Promising at first - a crazy mother and her mandatory rituals, familial trauma being passed down through visions, spoiled juice, a fuckass father in a recliner, and an older man with the disposition of a golden retriever - but the writing fell flat. Outside of the main character, an eighteen-year-old who acts as her volatile mother’s pet doll, all the other players felt half-drawn and underbaked, much like the plot. Sadly, I would not recommend this one.

I always get existentially bummed when I finish a disappointing book, but My Husband by Maud Ventura was a zippy little upswing, exactly what I needed. Think Stepford Wives meets The Golden Notebook - a stark and unblinking examination of the ends one woman takes to maintain her marriage. It contradicts itself at times, as it perfectly should, and demands a careful reading to pick through all of the woven neuroses of the main character, who is only named in the epilogue. And the epilogue is a perfect turn of the blade. A good one, a short one, and I can see myself revisiting it to pick up things that I missed on the first read. 

The Lost Month of the Lost Months

We’re in the bottleneck of it now. That disorienting time where you can still smack the taste of Christmas in the back of your mouth, but we’re already halfway through (!!!!) with January. The snow is gray and crusted over, if there even was any this year, and the airports have emptied out, family back wherever they come from. January, my friends, is the Lost Month of the Lost Months. We have reached critical mass for Lost Months, which is both bad news that we are in the thickest, soupiest muck of it, and good news that there is an end, just maybe not in sight, yet. 

I have no advice, no sage words to make this suckfest better. This is simply a public service announcement from me to you that I’m in the suckfest with you, and I’d bet money that all the rest of us are too. A reminder for who needs it, these are the Lost Months! If you make it to February, you’ve done great! Promise! Nothing else matters. There is no failing in the Lost Months, just doing the best we can. 

The only good thing about January, of course, is that it’s national soup month. In my clinical opinion, soup does help during the Lost Months. Here is a recipe that I make frequently during this time of year and have perfected over many years of getting perpetually sick with something snotty and achy and undefined from November through February.

CHICKEN SOUP THAT PROMISES NO MIRACLES BUT TASTES PRETTY GOOD

Ingredients:

2 tablespoons olive oil

½ of an onion (you can do the whole thing, but I don't like onion very much)

5-6 carrots cut into thick coins

3-4 celery stalks diced

8-10 cloves of garlic minced or chopped (up to you)

1 tsp of salt 

A two-inch knob of ginger finely diced (optional, but i like it)

About a ½ teaspoon of red pepper flakes (more or less, however spicy you like it)

1.5-2 lbs boneless skinless chicken breasts of thighs or a mix

6-8 cups of low sodium chicken broth (6 = more stew-ish; 8 = more broth)

1 parmesan rind ( if you don’t have this, you could also put in a big spoonful of miso paste and dissolve that in the broth, also this is optional but is a nice little touch)

3 fistfuls of spinach roughly chopped (optional for health)

1 bunch of parsley, just the tops of it, chopped (also optional)

1 Half to a whole lemon

Instructions

Get a big pot, heat the olive oil in the pot over medium-high heat

Add in your onion, carrots, celery, and salt and cook for 5-7 minutes until everything is looking a little softer, stir occasionally

Add in your garlic, ginger, and red pepper flakes and cook for another 1-2 minutes, stir frequently

Add in your broth, chicken, parm rind (or miso) and bring to a boil - then cover and let simmer for thirty minutes

At thirty minutes, pluck out the chicken and shred it with two forks or, like however you want to handle that - take out the parm rind (if using) and add the chicken back in

Add in your spinach, parsley, and lemon juice - taste and season as needed

TO SERVE: I like to do mine over a little rice with some parm on top - or, can’t go wrong with a grilled cheese (with pickles, love you, try it) on the side

Enjoy your soup and take heart that you have lunch or dinner for the next few days made

[natureismynature]

1, 2, 29 and 30!

1. Favorite theory

- Federation Foolish all the way babyyyyyy!! He's done so much stuff to prove that he's not a traitor, but DAMN has this man done so many more sus things.

2. Least favorite theory

- My least favorite theory has got to be (and don't hate me on this. this is just MY opinion) "the eggs are gonna hatch into dragons" theory. Yeahhh, we were told they're dragon eggs, but when the did we start trusting the Federation's words?? Idk man, I don’t buy it ><

29. Which of the player's mc skin is your favorite?

- Oh deffo Foolish's, Antoine's, and Etoiles' simply because their wack skins often generate the most gorgeous fanart designs. But if we're talking about aesthetic IN mc, I'd have to say BBH's and Cellbit's bc I love looking at their skins.

30. Which of the player's mc skin is your least favorite?

- My least favorite? Quackity's -_- I mean, his default one, not the Las Nevadas or ElQuackity ones. His default one just irks me so much lmfao. I mean, yeah, it's similar to Antoine's but at least Antoine's has a pure black inner layer, whereas Quackity's face just has ANOTHER face under the outer layer. Idk, there's just something abt it that makes me wanna cry TvT

Ask game

[the1975attheirverybest]

Hi lovely, I dropped off the face of the earth for a while there so I’m sorry about that. Everything has been quite hectic at the moment. I got the results of my exams and passed my driving theory test. I’ve been working loads to afford the boys new tour and I’m heading back to college very soon.

How are you doing? The last i saw people weren’t being very respectful of your boundaries so I hope you’re doing better now

-♥️

awww congrats babyyyyyy. That’s amazinggg!!! Yeah. I mean people still aren’t respectful but I don’t think I can care much longer. how’re you feeling about going back to college

[kuackity]

-me about to go to sleep- -see that you answered- Fuck sleep and being responsable, is theorising time

My question is, like rn k!Quackity is getting along with Luzu and Rubius. If there is a moment when all of the Karmaland members remember their previous life in his entirely, do you think he will revert to how c!Quackity is now? And another question, what happened with the dsmp? I was just straight up abducted by Merlon? Or did he ended up in another place because something happened in the dsmp? Cause for what I know, k!Quackity said he was in jail for a bit ?

1-. We know that C!Quackity is manipulative, so I say he will revert from K! to C! but he will still act like K! to keep apearences.

2-. So we know that C!Dream escaped, and we also know that he has something against C!Quackity because he tortured him during his time in prision, so maybe (Headcanon coming) C!Quackity and C!Dream where having a fight, C!Dream took one of the two last life of C!Quackity, and C!Quackity instead of respawing in the DSMP, respawned in the Celestial Realm cause DreamXD make a Deal with Heberon and the other gods, so yeah, he got teleported after a battle.

3-. I have to rewatch the lore cause I remember the jail thing but not so much

4-.THEORIIIES PEOPLE THEORIES.

5-.Theorising about K!Quackity feeling phantom pain about his scar: Beloved Drellumina anon 🤝 Me

Hellow silver! Let's get this going with the questions again cause this is the kind of feedback I like.

1. The thing is we don't know how long would it be for the full memories to come back, if be forms a meaningful relationship (not necessarily ship) he would become c!quackity still? Cause getting the memories back is not like he would magically change into c!Quackity, cause he would have another life already made in Karmaland.

2.The whole he being persecuted and fighting I like, but what is the motive behind DreamXD to make a pact with Heberon? Cause if DreamXD works with c!Dream (which I don't think) it wouldn't make sense cause maybe c!dream would use c!Quackity for something, if DreamXD is acting of his own volition, why c!Quackity? If he is acting thinking of c!dream wouldn't he get rid of c!Sam too?

3.The Jail thing I grabbed from my mutual, I don't remember much either, so let's make a truce in that. Lol

4. Here we have a lit of theory's, headcanons and like two or three Au's. And this blogs isn't that old like omg.

5. Drellumina Beloved 🤝 Kuackity 🤝 Silver. Making a lot of headcanons and au's incluiding k!Quackity and c!Quackity even if cc!Quackity hasn't say shit about the dsmp and probably doesnt plan on combining the lore.

Thats life baBYYYYYY

[classicdaisycalico]

Mario for the series?

Please?

YE OKAY LET’S GOOOOO

001 | Send me a fandom and I will tell you my:

FAVORITE CHARACTER: DAISYYYYYYYY! Not even a question!!!!

LEAST FAVORITE CHARACTER: Uhhhhh I don’t really have one??? But the one that definitely gets on my nerves a lot is Bowser. Not because his character is terrible, but because the guy just can’t take a hint…….

5 FAVORITE SHIPS (CANON OR NON-CANON): Do I even have 5 ships? Let’s see…in no particular order:Luigi x Daisy (Okay I lied a little bit. OTP YEAH YOU KNOW ME)Mario x PeachRosalina x Pauline (We would finally have our red and blue gays y’all!!!!)Blumiere x TimpaniYoshi x Birdo (Wooooo another LGBT relationship!)

CHARACTER I FIND MOST ATTRACTIVE: Well I don’t necessarily have a crush on him but I would typically find dudes like Luigi objectively attractive. For me, it’s not just appearances, but it’s the personality too. We need more dudes like Luigi in the world.

CHARACTER I WOULD MARRY: Going off of the previous answer, I’m going with Luigi. But that’s Daisy’s job, not mine.

CHARACTER I WOULD BE BEST FRIENDS WITH: Either Daisy or Pauline! Daisy, because I think we share a lot in common, personality-wise, or Pauline, interests-wise. We both love music and singing and walking around cities together!

A RANDOM THOUGHT: WHY HASN’T SARASALAND MADE A COMEBACK YET NINTENDO?! Seeing all 4 regions of the kingdom in 3D, preferably in a main title, would be AmAzInG

AN UNPOPULAR OPINION: I guess my shipping Pauline with Rosalina could be considered “unpopular”, not because people don’t like it but because it’s basically a rarepair, from what I’ve seen (or rather, HAVEN’T seen, since I don’t see a lot of fan content on that ship).

MY CANON OTP: LUIGI x DAISY BABYYYYYY (On a technicality, I guess. We get a lot of small incidents scattered throughout the games but I really REALLY wish we got more concrete interactions between the two! I’m sure they would be so cute!)

MY NON-CANON OTP: Pauline and Rosalina have never even interacted with each other and that makes me v sad. #GivePaulineAGirlfriend2k19

MOST BADASS CHARACTER: Rosalina, First Of Her Name, Wielder of the Star Wand, Master of Cosmic Magic, Guardian Mother of the Lumas, Keeper of the Comet Observatory, High Queen of the Cosmos. LONG MAY SHE REIGN.

MOST EPIC VILLAIN: Kamek! Bowser definitely would not have planned and executed most of his own evil plans by himself, would he? NOPE. He had a little help, and that help came in the form of an old Koopa wizard who is highly skilled in offensive magic.

PAIRING I AM NOT A FAN OF: Bowser and Peach. I’m sorry, but Bowser is incredibly abusive to Peach no matter how much he says he loves her. He doesn’t respect her boundaries or her personal space, nor her well-being or that of her friends, and doesn’t know the meaning of “no”. He literally TRIED TO FORCE HER TO MARRY HIM in Super Mario Odyssey WHEN SHE CLEARLY DID NOT WANT TO MARRY HIM AT ALL. I don’t care what bullshit theories people try to spin on this pairing; it sucks.

CHARACTER I FEEL THE WRITERS SCREWED UP (in one way or another): A lot of the secondary characters, specifically Daisy, Wario, and Waluigi. You can’t just drop them in one (1) main title (or in Waluigi’s case, literally a Camelot OC for Mario Tennis), and then just forget about them until you need them for spin-offs. You gotta give them some context within the Mario-verse every now and then besides “Mario’s old foe” or “Luigi’s girlfriend/Peach’s bestie”. WHY do these relationships exist? HOW do they know Mario? WHAT is their backstory?

FAVOURITE FRIENDSHIP: Definitely Peach and Daisy. These 2 have so many differences in personality and mannerisms you’d think they wouldn’t get along, but they’re so close they consider themselves sisters-in-arms! I love their friendship so much

CHARACTER I MOST IDENTIFY WITH: Either Daisy or Pauline, for the same reasons I listed as the “best friends” question.

CHARACTER I WISH I COULD BE: Definitely Daisy, lol. I’d be the most revolutionary princess ever. I’d be able to wear all of these cute dresses and still kick major ass at the same time without shame.

Phew. That took a hot minute. But I definitely enjoyed answer this!

[nebula83]

Good Omens Ep.3

yeah, this has evolved to a full-blown liveblog AS USUAL

Spoilers, capslocks and general insanity under the cut

The “forget my own head next” bit! I’m glad it made it to the series!

INEFFABLE HUSBANDS THROUGH THE AGES

And THAT’S why we don’t have unicorns anymore. Stupid beast ran away from the Ark

Craw-ly TOTALLY changed his name. Yes. Completely unrecognizable

Also the “be kind to each other” bit? Yeah.

Aziraphale in Ancient Rome, living his Best Life

SIR AZIRAPHALE OF THE TABLE ROUND AND CROWLEY IS THE BLACK KNIGHT

IF THEY MANAGED A MONTY PYTHON REFERENCE HERE I’M GOING TO S C R E A M

SOME KIND OF PORRIDGE I CAN’T

COME ON, HAMLET! BUCK UP!

Poor Shakespeare

Aziraphale, during the French Revolution: on the Wrong Side, speaking Poor French. You fussy disaster angel

NO HE GOT IMPRISONED FOR DRESSING FANCY WHILE BEING IN PARIS BECAUS HE CRAVED CREPES HE ISN’T A DISASTER HE’S A TOTAL DISASTER

NOOOO POOR JEAN-CLAUDE

SAUNTERED VAGUELY DOWNWARDS

OOOH A COUPLE FIGHT

AZIRAPHALE WHAT ARE YOU DOING BRINGING BOOKS TO THE NAZIS THEY BURN BOOKS YOU IDIOT

DO NOT BUY BETAMAX 

HAHA I TAKE IT BACK HE’S A SPY!

OH DEAR IT’S TURNING TO A SPY STORY I LOVE IT 

HE’S ENTERED A CHURCH EVEN IF CONSECRATED GROUND HARMS HIM ONLY TO SAVE HIS BOYFRIENDDDDD

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

60S CROWLEY that hairstyle suits him

WHAT WHAT WHAT THAT IS YOUNG SHADWELL???????????HE HAS NO RIGHT TO BE SO HOT!!!!!!

ENORMOUS ORGANIZATION right OK 

i am CRYING

I am not believing ONE BIT that Aziraphale is prepared to kill the kidNOt ONE BIT

OH DOG YOU DARLING also that cat looks so fluffy *_*

Oh poor Anathema I can relate, i react same way when i lose things

I want to read your book Adam!

Dog is Goodest Boy confirmed

BEHOLD! THE GLORIOUS WITCHFINDER ARMY! RIP Witchfinder Major Milk-Bottle

Just so you know, I will never be over the fact that Shadwell was so HOT when he was young *fans herself*

Imagine Shadwell sending an ACTUAL TABLE to Tadfield

Does Witchfinder Sergeant Pepper have a Lonely Hearts Club Band? We will never know

OMG Anathema and her conspiracy theories (Brain city, whales) vs Adam’s practical view based solely on “what’s exciting for a 11-year old”

THIS IS SO EMBARASSING

Uriel is Tired Of This Shit

The Ominous Aura of one (1) Mr. R.P.Tyler, local busybody Neighbourhood Watch (and his dog)

Madame Tracy is (reasonably priced )love, Madame Tracy is life

RIP Witchfinder Major Milk-Bottle

No, Shadwell is THE Southern Pansy (TM)!

*looks at the “food” on that plate* FAMINE YOU HAVE SO MUCH TO ANSWER FOR

Wow, the CHOW (TM) explanatory message sounds like the ones on medicine commercials

THAT COOK LOOKS FAMILIAR DOESN’HE?

Get you someone who looks at you like Famine Sable looks at his scales

*with shipper goggles firmly in place* IS HE PROPOSING TO ELOPE????

TOP TEN SADDER BREAKUP SCENES

WOWWWW I SO DIG THIS VERSION OF THE GOOD OMENS THEME BABYYYYYY

[r-o-se]

A bit less than 101 comment summary abt produce 101 season 2 ep 6  [watch it here]

Noone even reads those anymore but I like doing them so you know what fuck it lol 

1.      Omg this subber adds full names and ent companies I’m in love theyre just showing the rankings rn

2.      The benefit is now 10k for the team that gets 1st place by individual points but the 1st place trainees for each category is 100 fucking 000

3.      The position songs are

a.      RAP- Zico – Boys and Girls // iKON – Rhythm Ta // SMTM – I’m not the person you used to know // Mino – Fear

b.      VOCAL – BoA – Amazing Kiss // SJung Seunghwan – If it was you // Blackpink – Playing with Fire // BTS – Spring day // I.O.I – Downpour

c.      DANCE – Ed Sheeran – Shape of You // Flo Rida – Right Round // Jason Derulo – Get Ugly // NSync – POP

4.      Good luck kiddos the choosing is hidden so they won’t see who chose what before they’ve chosen themselves

5.      Seungwoo just dragged my baby Hyunbin through mud and said he doesn’t wanna be in a dance team with him again lol I understand him fully though aahahahahha

6.      Samuel just said he’s a bit afraid of Jihoon so he wants to avoid him but they’re in the same team again aaaaaaahahahhahaha  THIS IS SO CUTEE

7.      Hyungseob didn’t want eigher but GET FUCKED AAHAHAH ALL HIGH RANKED DANCERS ARE IN GET UGLY SEUNGWOO AND DANIEL AND HYUNGSEOB AND JIHOON AND SAMUEL

8.      PLAYING WITH FIRE TEAM AKA REN DAEHWI SEWOON ANDDDDDDDD BAEKHO

9.      FUCKING GOD DAEHWIS FACE WHEN BAEKHO WENT INTO THE PLAYING WITH FIRE TEAM AHAHA LIL KID SO SCARED

10.   Hyunbin is up and BoA is like…. Bro u alright?? U sure about this?

11.   BOI IS GONNA SING AAHAHAH FUCK DUMBO ITS IOI DOWNPOUR

12.   Big Woojin was the last to choose Get Ugly and closes it goddamn

13.   Gunhees mouth opens so wide holy shit

14.   ALL VOCAL POSITIONS GOT TAKEN BEFORE WOODAM COULD CHOOSE IM SO FUCKING DEPRESSED THIS IS SO SAD IM SO SORRY BABY BABY HES CRYING THIS IS SO DEPRESSING

15.   Fuck this show I’m so so sad how could they do this to Woodam

16.   Everyone are looking forward to Playing with Fire Team bc they all know how arranging music works

17.   Baekho: Disagrees w Sewoon

Mnet: *tense aggressive music* *montage of angry eyed Baekho* *red filter*

18.   This team has troubles with agreeing on the style of the stage

19.   IM A BOY YOU ARE A GIRL IM A BOY BUT YOU ARE A GIRL

20.   This stage has Alpaca Youngmin, BNM Donghyun and Dongbin the crybaby

21.   But it looks like theyre having disagreements too RIP

22.   Dongbin doesn’t even know how to rap baby why did you go there someone save Youngmin

23.   JINWOOS TEAM YE BOIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

24.   Mnet is tryna pit Jinwoo and Seongri againste eachother aahahah fuck off anyways Seongri is the center

25.   Kim Yehyeon just gave everyone a full course in music theory and composition WELL FUCKING DONE DUDE YOU GOT MY RESPECT

26.   Save Yongguk who others haven’t even noticed before I NOTICED U I STILL LOVE U IM A PESSIMIST TOO WE CAN BE NEGATIVE TOGETHER

27.    This team works so well and sweet together I love it

28.   Shape of you team now with Noh Taehyun and oldie tiptoes Seongwoo and Namhyung and Justin and others

29.   Taehyun doesn’t wanna teach anyone because he hates teaching but good fucking luck with thet aahahah

30.   They’re doing expressions to figure out the leader its so EMBARRASSING AAHAH AWWW

31.   JUSTIN YOURE 15 FUCCKING STOP WHAT THE HELLL IS THAT FACE

32.   TAEHYUN IS CENTER AND LEADER U DESERVE IT BOYO HE STARTS CHOREOGRAPHING RIGHT AWAY AND HES SO FASTTT DANCE GOD

33.   JR TEAM

34.   Baby was right away like ‘I don’t think I can be center so forget me’ but Guanlin and Moonbok want the position so that’s a thing

35.   Jr thinks Guanlin fits the center and eventho Moonbok wanted the position too he didn’t say anything because he wants to ggive others a chance ngl I really have started to like Moonbok hes friendly and not as annoying as I thought before

36.   ITS JINWOOS TEAMMMMM MY BOY LOOKIN FINE AS HELLLL DOIN DUMB POSES

37.   Everyone are shook while practicing cause their harmonies are so gooddd

38.   Kim Yongguk is a baby with low self esteem but he improved a loootttt I’m PROUD HE GOT PRAISED BY SEOKHOON

39.   During the actual concert BoA is in Japan doing a concert so she’s gonna oversee everyone rn which is really nice of her

40.   EVEN BOA PRAISED YONGGUK IM SO PROUD

41.   Ok but they aren’t giving the others screentime at all which is a bit sad IDK I WANNA SEE OTHERS TOO

42.   THE OTHER TEAM BOYS ARE CHEERING FOR EACHOTHER THIS IS SO CUTEEEE

43.   Jinwoo just sitting there being pretty is enough to make my day ngl AND HIS VOICEEEE

44.   ‘your body will react now’ my what anyways its right round time

45.   Cheetah is so adorable this season anyways this stage is LIT AND DAEHWI IMMITATING THEM IS CUTE AS FUCK AND THEYRE SYNCED AS HELLLLL

46.   They keep filming one girl in the audience I stg she gets more screentime than most trainees

47.   If Hwiseung and Byunmin get eliminated I’m gonna be Real Fuckin Sad

48.   Eunki is the leader and wants to be the new Bang Bang team

49.   Besides him, the team has Haknyeon plus Hwiseung and Hwanoong and K-Tiger Hyunmin and some others as well, Hwanoong is the center which makes Haknyeon salty ripppp

50.   Eunki has a death wish I stg he picks on Haknyeon and obvi Mnet grasped onto it and bam evil edit eventho Eunki has a reason to pick, Haknyeon is kind of behind on the choreo eventho he has a point since he doesn’t have a big part

51.   Eunki and Haknyeon talked it out I’m glad and everything goes really well and smoothly on the practice stage IM SO HAPPY

52.   THE PERFORMANCE HAS SUCH GOOD ENERGYYYY also they did scorption dance but didn’t fully show it?? Mnet the fuck

53.   HYUNMIN IS SO LIT I LOVE HIM AND HAKNYEON GOT TO DO KISSY FACES AT THE CAMERAAAAA

54.   Boys and girls Donnghyunnnnnnn is a CUTIE CUTIE but bnm kids are worried about the high standards everyone have for them goddamnit Dongbin poor baby

55.   BIG WOOJIN WENT AND HELPED THEIR TEAM WITH DONGBIN TOO BABYYYYYY I LOVE HIM SO MUCH

56.   DAEHWI IS SO CUTE JAMMING ALONGGGG THEIR STAGE IS SO GOOD I LOVE ITTTTT

57.   Kinda sad that they don’t have the iconic IM A BOY YOU ARE A GIRL IM A BOY BUT YOU ARE A GIRL chorus but it’s the stage itself is good and DONGBIN IS STILL ALIVE AND SMILING AND DONGHYUN IS SO GORGEOUSSSSS FUCKKKKKK AND YOUNGMIN IS FUCKING OWNING IT I LOVE HIM

58.   A trend that needs to stop: Leaders blaming themselves for everything and apologizing for first place

59.   SHAPE OF YOU TEAM YOOO BOYYYYYYYYYY IM LOOKING FOWARD TO THIS HARD eventho I already saw the vid of how they got evil edited and screentime cut and whatnot

60.   Oh nooooooo it’s a dance battle obvi Taehyun is out there fuckin KILLIN it best dancer in broduce I stg I LOVE HIMMMM everyone are thinking he will win first dance position

61.   EUNKI AND PARK WOOJIN AND ONG KILLED IT TOOOO HOLY FUCKING SHIT

62.   Their team has a loooot of small mistakes which makes me sad and yeah exactly as the vid said, they didn’t give them screentime and fucking cut out the killing part I’m so angry

63.   THE CHOREO IS SO GOOD I LOVE NOH TAEHYUN SO MUCH THEY FILMED THE SYNCCED LINEUP STUFF FROM THE SIDE WHY ON EARTH WHY DOES MNET HATE THEIR GROUP

64.   The crowd is shouting encore…. Is this why Mnet evil edited them…. Jesus fucking Christ I’m so angry

65.   THE KIDS ARE SO HYPE ABOUT BEING CALLED FOR ENCORE THIS IS SO CUTEEEE TAEHYUN GOT FIRST HES SO SO WORTHY I LOVE HIM SO MUCH HE REALLY DESERVES IT

66.   The others are still so happy for Taehyun this team has such good teamwork I’m cryin Mnet fuckin rudeeeee

67.   MINO FEAR UP W MY BOYSSSSS JR MOONBOK GUANLIN KIM TAEMIN

68.    Save Guanlin who can’t perform well in front of teachers I UNDERSTAND U BOO I GET IT AND HE GOT EVEN PRAISED BABYYY

69.   Their entire team got pencils in their mouths CUTIESSS

70.   Can’t believe Guanlin has two NU’EST guardians now god bless JR and Baekho BOA PRAISED HIS PRONOUNCIATION IM SO HAPPY I LOVE JR GOD BLESS NATIONS LEADER

71.   Taemin has been a trainee for 5 years????? Holy shit SAVE THIS BOY I’M SAD

72.   Moonbok made his rap for Hyunwoo bc he’s sad IM SAD TOO AAA

73.   ALL OF THEIR RAPS ARE SO EMOTIONAL WHAT THE FUCK THIS IS SO GOOD IM SAD

74.   NUEST  ARE ALL LOOKIN SAD KAHI IS BORDERLINE CRYING BAEKHOS LIPS TREMBLING IM EMOOOOO AS FUUUCKKKKK

75.   FUCKING DOGBIN BEING HOPELESS ABOUT NOT DEBUTING HYUNWOO IS IN THE CROWD CRYING AND MOONBOK IS BEING SAD THIS IS SO GOOD I LOVE THIS STAGE AAAAAAAAA

76.   ITS JINWOOS TEAMMMMM MY BOY LOOKIN FINE AS HELLLL DOIN DUMB POSES

77.   Everyone are shook while practicing cause their harmonies are so gooddd

78.   Kim Yongguk is a baby with low self esteem but he improved a loootttt I’m PROUD HE GOT PRAISED BY SEOKHOON

79.   During the actual concert BoA is in Japan doing a concert so she’s gonna oversee everyone rn which is really nice of her

80.   EVEN BOA PRAISED YONGGUK IM SO PROUD

81.   Ok but they aren’t giving the others screentime at all which is a bit sad IDK I WANNA SEE OTHERS TOO

82.   THE OTHER TEAM BOYS ARE CHEERING FOR EACHOTHER THIS IS SO CUTEEEE

83.   Jinwoo just sitting there being pretty is enough to make my day ngl AND HIS VOICEEEE

84.   ‘your body will react now’ my what anyways its right round time

85.   Its basically the exact same footage as before Haknyeon vs Eunki

86.   Cheetah is so adorable this season anyways this stage is LIT AND DAEHWI IMMITATING THEM IS CUTE AS FUCK AND THEYRE SYNCED AS HELLLLL

87.   They keep filming one girl in the audience I stg she gets more screentime than most trainees

88.   If Hwiseung and Byunmin get eliminated I’m gonna be Real Fuckin Sad

89.   ITS BLACKPINK STAGE TIME YE BOIIIIIIIIIIII It’s Baekho, Ren, Daehwi and Sewoon

90.   They got some problems with Sewoon playing guitar but it all GOOD they got em solved

91.   Ren got shades on lookin like the love child of Zion.T and Lady gaga

92.   Daehwi just blowed some red god damn CONFETTI it looks GOOD AS HELL YOOO THAT BOY LOOKS FUCKING FINE HERE

93.   Ren was last, Sewoon third, Baekho second and Daehwi first

94.   Cant believe Sewoon and Daehwi got over their Baekhophobia tru character development

95.   GET UGLY STAGE HOLY SHITTTT ALL THE POPULAR KIDS THERE

96.   Danik my dude doin all sorts of handstand bboy things bruh I bet his arms look hella nice

97.   THEY JUST CUT IT!! JUST LIKE THAT! NO FUCK