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[vitwixt]

instead of getting haunted by ardbert Rho gets an Ascian manifesting in his bedroom to torment him specifically

[grimmssnarl]

i realised a few days ago that im posting what i like now without worrying about it like i did in the first month here. (pre-super hell)  which is nice

but also i find it very amusing that people block me for stuff their still-mutuals partake in

* the imps will remember this

[djtommotomlinson]

so it seems i broke my laptop somehow idk i got this like a year ago and its a gaming laptop cause sims but it doesnt always turn on anymore aaand the screen is flickering...

[ghostfungus]

God I don't wanna go to my grandma's tomorrow. I have my mom as backup but I juuuuuust don't wanna

[radramblog]

Putting Chicken Little in Mid instead of Shit is my hot take- a Disney animated tier list

Was talking about this shit with some mates and I had my laptop about with a blank page so why the FUCK not. It’s my blog, I make the fucking rules.

For the purpose of this tier list, Pixar does not exist. It’s fake news. Buzz Lightyear fucking who?

(see now I’ve gone after both dreamworks *and* Disney, you cant complain I’m biased)

First of all: the tier of things I haven’t seen and have no intention to do so. The absolutely fucking not tier.

A bunch of the old ones that no-one remembers are on here. Considering nobody talks about them, and they’re fucking Disney, how good could they possibly be? In addition to that, we have Frozen, something I considered watching at the time, and then it got huge, and I just got sick to death of fucking seeing it everywhere. It’s a universality poison, an oversaturation complex, and I absolutely have no interest in seeing us build a snowman. Can people please let this movie go already? (I think I’m very funny). Also, Dinosaur looks fucking awful (y’all know Land Before Time already existed right), and the trailers for Ralph Breaks the Internet did too. Which is a real shame, because the first one slaps. Wait that’s spoilers FUCK

Anyway next is the ones I haven’t seen but could possibly be convinced to.

The classics I haven’t seen live here. But it’s one of those things where like, am I gonna go out of my way for this? Am I deadass gonna go sit my ass down and watch fucking Sleeping Beauty as a 22+ year old bloke? Not unless someone drags me into it. I could be more easily convinced for like, Aristocats or Great Mouse Detective, because cute animals good, but you don’t have the same easy in for Aladdin or Princess and the Frog. Also, Tangled and Moana are there because like, I really cannot be bothered watching those, not my kinda jam, but if I put them in the fuck no category certain friends of mine would be quite upset.

Next is Shit Tier! Shit Tier has one member.

Home on the Range was. A movie. A lot of the time when you talk about the really bad movies, what gets brought up is a bad film (or other property) that’s just the sheer absence of good. And that is what I have to say to describe Home on the Range. A deathknell for Disney’s 2D animated division, and honestly American 2D animation as a whole. I don’t know how the fuck Princess and the Frog got made after this, because this movie was just genuinely devoid of anything memorable or entertaining. Man, it’s just cows.

The Bad tier has a lot more of the “absence of good” style- like, Cinderella isn’t atrocious, but what does it actually have going for it? I genuinely don’t remember. I only have vague memories of the Black Cauldron, but I believe the general consensus is that its Not Good. Pocahontas and Tarzan are messy and not in the fun way, and the Jungle Book is something I found exceptionally annoying as a kid. Probably because my brother likes it, nothing he likes is ever good (love you bro).

Mid tier is mostly just shit I don’t really care about one way or the other. Like, Beauty and the Beast is fiiiiiiine. I gueeesss.  I don’t particularly care for Lion King either way, and please attempt to name a single thing that happened in Bambi after the mum got shot. One thing. I suppose I should attempt to explain my having Chicken Little here, even though everyone understands it’s a bad movie. And yeah, it is, but this is my Nostalgia Pick. I’m allowed one of those. I really loved that movie as a kid, And I don’t know why, I have no justification for this. It’s not that bad, surely. I refuse to watch it again to find out.

Also The Rescuers is pretty ok? I think? I remember very little about it. But The Rescuers Down Under has a motherfucking Goanna as the villain’s pet and she’s gorgeous. Movie aint great apart from that but the goanna gets it a whole bunch of bonus points.

Finally, some good fucking film.

Okay, let’s run this one down the list. Big Hero 6 was pretty good? I watched most of it on the plane, but I never finished is and I sure haven’t been assed to fix that yet. Wreck-it-Ralph was honestly really good, and the retro game shit was a direct target square at my face. Not top tier, but extremely solid. Hercules was a beautiful disaster, and Robin Hood was a disastrous beauty (and too many folks’ furry awakening for me to be comfortable with it (says the Pokemon fan))

Hunchback is genuinely quite good, athought you really need to skip past the gargoyle bits to get the best out of it. Zootopia gets a lot of credit, goes on top tier for a lot folks, but not for me- controversial opinion, but the second half was too heavyhanded for my taste. Like, I get that you had to hammer in that metaphor for the kids, but it really did it too hard for me. Also, they really made the villain a sheep, huh. Rude.

Alice in Wonderland is a beautiful creative classic with a healthy dollop of creepy, and I have too much nostalgia for Winnie the Pooh to put it any lower than this. Fox and the Hound and Mulan are the good shit, and I don’t have much more of a comment than that.

Finally, the top tier! Good movies allowed only.

You may notice that all these movies come from that era in the 90s where they actually let the creative minds behind the 2D animation team at Disney make the things they want to? And they cranked out the best 4 movies in the entire list. Like, goddamn. Treasure Planet is a fun as fuck adventure movie that’s criminally underrated and looks gorgeous, and Atlantis is just a more refined version of such (but I’m not quite as nostalgic for that one, sorry, also the second one exists). Emperor’s New Groove is just, such an incredible comedy flick, holy shit, they really did the nonstandard plot framing and fourth wall humour in this one, and they did it well. And Lilo and Stitch is, again, a perfect movie. I never know what to say about those. It’s so much less interesting to talk about things that don’t have flaws compared to something that does. It’s a perf fuckin film, fam.

And uhh, that’s the lot of them. Okay, that’s all the time I’ve got. I’ve got to get back to watching Shrek the Third on my friend’s TV.

(it’s not especially good)

[burstbombbitch]

Answer the following for your muse(s) so people know how shipping works on your blog. REPOST. Don’t reblog.

WHAT’S YOUR OTP FOR YOUR MUSE?:

none in particular! she just wants to love.

in @brushwithdanger​‘s case, he’s too young of a muse for me to get a hang of what i desire just yet, but SOMEONE is ruining me and our plans.

WHAT ARE YOU WILLING TO RP WHEN IT COMES TO SHIPPING?:

ppppretty much anything, provided my partner is of age. i actually don’t want toxic relationships (for bon), though. i’ve had enough of that irl finger guns and she doesn’t (and won’t) take your shit.

HOW LARGE DOES THE AGE GAP HAVE TO BE TO MAKE IT UNCOMFORTABLE?:

she don’t want u if u over 30. sry.

again, me personally i don’t know what navarre wants, but because he’s 19, i’m gonna coddle him and say not over 23 or so.

ARE YOU SELECTIVE WHEN SHIPPING?:

kinda? although it’s not primarily anything to do with the muse, but that i’d rather really trust that the person i’m shipping with ain’t toxic scum.

bon, on the other hand, is very affectionate and needy and will usually glide over to those type of folk who can satiate her loneliness, or if she’s aesthetically attracted, jump them for ALL the wrong reasons.

navarre, however, is... not romantically inclined, so chemistry is absolutely necessary.

i’m pretty much... single-ship? but not? if my muse is really in love then i will go to them and be like hey. u wanna ship? so i guess what im saying is YEAH im selective. whateverrrr

HOW FAR DO STEAMY MOMENTS HAVE TO GO BEFORE THEY’RE CONSIDERED NSFW?:

uhhh... i’d say clothes off. and once they start getting handsy. primarily the two of those combined. though being handsy alone is nsfw so i guess just lots of handsy.

WHO ARE OTHER MUSES YOU SHIP YOUR MUSE WITH?:  

uhhh as is, bon’s fiance’s blog is inactive. i have another ship, but it hasn’t been active either. 

navarre, however................... i don’t even know what the FUCK is going on with him and soda and we’ve yet to iron that out we’re just throwing shit to the wall. and it’s getting progressively off course the more we do it but we’re Weak.

DOES ONE HAVE TO ASK TO SHIP WITH YOU?:

uhhh... usually if she’s really interested they’d know. i’d probably end up asking them, but they’re welcome to ask me as well.

i won’t accept a ship without chemistry, though. that’s  just my golden rule. i can’t really make my characters just like yours. scratches head. it ends up, uh, falling apart, later. i worry in the end they won’t mesh.

HOW OFTEN DO YOU LIKE TO SHIP?:

not very, in terms of romantic relationships. unless the chemistry is strong, rarely.

everything ELSE like rivalries, friendship, hateships, all that good shit? lay it onnnn

ARE YOU MULTISHIP?:

rare circumstances, i gueeesss. ????? i don’t really ship man i don’t understand i hardly understood multi-verse im actually just a baby

ARE YOU SHIP OBSESSED OR SHIP MORE-OR-LESS?:

more or less. mostly the less. lmfao

WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SHIP IN YOUR CURRENT FANDOM?:

currently.......... rly likin navarre n soda lmfao. but i like relationships that make like, no fuckening sense. i also rly like bon n soda because AGAIN give me ambiguous relationships and feelings for one another. ofc i dont see “ship” as just romantic soooo

FINALLY, HOW DOES ONE SHIP WITH YOU? :

rp with me !! i can only build chemistry thru some good ol fashioned plotting.

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