#i had Schrodinger's tiddies

[transingurgender]

Top surgery is so fucking insane because I went to sleep and woke up bandaged+couldn't take those bandages off for a week. Then finally some fuckin doctor takes these bandages off and I just have to watch and discover that the body I went to sleep with is drastically different then the one I've been living in for the past week.

It's not that I'm unhappy but it's not a feeling of joy or relief. It was more like a feeling of ??? how the fuck did this happen I didn't know my body could change ???

[transhawks]

League of Ass, From Worst to Best

Today, on the Eve of what is clearly a League’s War arc, it’s time to rank our favorite main villains by the best metric out there - ass! Now, not many characters in BNHA are quite thicc unfortunately, so we have a smaller range than in real life. Nevertheless, all asses are judge-able, so we will proceed!

Shigaraki: He’s flat, I’m sorry. Even Ujiko can’t fix that. Maybe get some food in him and it’ll grow but I’m sorry, our very talented leader isn’t talented in this department.

Compress: What a mysterious ass - we rarely see it. Perhaps that’s the allure of it; Schrodinger’s Ass, where you’re not aware you’ve even seen it, does it even exist? Alas, that coat does come off sometimes and Mystery only gets you so far in this ranking - sorry, Compress.

  Dabi: Genetics is a tricky thing. Sometimes you take after more than one side of the family than the other. Sometimes it turns out really well. And sometimes you miss out on the one positive quality your pos father had going for him. It’s only acceptable because he gives us so much tiddy anyway.

Spinner: Now we’re talking! I don’t know fellas, but I think Spinner has a bit more in the cake department. Of course he has other things he brings to the table, but, hey, the more ass the merrier... or something like that.

Toga:  

Twice: Is there any time Horikoshi really gives us what we want? Like really? Well, if you find yourself asking that, look no further, because I have here all the proof that sometimes Horikoshi does think of his fans, and gives us a gift. Behold, the best ass in the League! And...it’s always in Spandex.

Conclusion: While ass seems to be a scarce resource among the League of Villains and Villainry in general, we do have small moments to be very thankful for. Thank you, Twice!