Don! Don! Donbura ko! Our raging festival of peaches, manga, haikus, misunderstandings, and ships shall be coming to an end within a matter of weeks. I can scarcely believe it myself, however all worldly things are as fleeting as they are beautiful.
Come March, our adventures with all these assholes will be at an end. And as wonderful and envelope pushing as they are, we really could do with a moment of pause after it's all said and done.
Enough depressing thoughts though, have another hour of me talking about this dumbass series~!
Spoilers, I guess...
-You Noto do a funny little wish, huh?
-You love your besties.
-Hello, Sonogo-sama.
-Shallow indeed.
-Sonoroku's having himself a muscle moment.
-And of course, Sonoshi. The evil icon themself.
-The peace summit begins.
-Tsuyoshi and Tsubasa are off to the side there, nothing can go wrong.
-Kaito's never been this serious about anything this whole season.
-Polite applause.
-Zettai ni! Ore koso only one!
-"So like... are you their dad or something? You just kinda exist."
-"Brilliant, Sonoza. Getting to know my father in law is a tremendous first step to our successful alliance."
-"I am a special man. ...so like, can I get your food now?"
-Instant service, goddamn.
-"Thank you for saving my extremely troublesome pet bird."
-Not true Haruka, Minoru Ohno is still tied.
-I see Tsuyoshi's own death apparently means nothing to him without Miho.
-...though then again, he did save Tarou the first time he died and that was post Hitotsu-ki transformation, so...
-Maybe they're even?
-"Keep turning into a Hitotsu-ki then, you cuckoo. There is no tooth fairy, there is no Easter Bunny, and there is no Miho Kijino."
-Wake up and smell the mustard Kaito went out of his way to prepare for you.
-"I married a monster!"
-To be honest, I still fully would.
-I see Sonoza and I are in agreement about it being hilarious.
-There he is. Papa Jin.
-"Hello, son."
-Sonoshi's having a moment to themselves.
-Now play Bolero of Fire.
Sonoroku: Oooooookay, looks like they're not very alright upstairs.
Sonogo: I hate them more than you do, just so you know.
-He's out on community service.
-"Get him pu'er tea."
-Oooooooh, this is big crime.
-"My legacy means nothing. Not when compared to their lives. And Tarou..."
-I'd love to have one of those switches just to play with.
-I know that sounds kinda weird, but
-TRUE HERO
-"You have a job!"
-"It's a good job :)"
-"Here you go, Dad. Drink up."
-Haruka's sheer terror.
-WHERE JIROU
-"He's having time to himself."
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-Shinichi's got a point. You're less "allying" and more straight up "joining". Green unit to Blue unit.
-"Whoa, that dude went flying... Oh shit, she's here!"
-Ohhhh, drama.
-A... little late, but...
-"You haiku-spewing monkey FUCK, we're helping you!"
-"Ooooh, and that may be true, but this gives me a little bit of doubt about employee integrity. Isn't that right, Tarou-sama?"
-"That's hot, Sonoi!"
-"Right okay, asking you was a mistake. What about you, Haruka?"
-"I mean like... I guess?"
-"Wrong! Meandering plotlines like this will never win the minds of a reader! Say what you mean, Haruka!"
-I guess Tsuyoshi's really against the
-"I mean, I don't really wanna say anything. I'm like... not here."
-ONI
-Hello, Haruka. You're our final boss!
-Oh
-Thanks Shinichi, that was nice of you.
-Goodbye, Papa Jin.
-Notice how Tarou never technically spoke to Jin once.
-Ohhhhh, that's right. Tsubasa already technically voted for Sononi.
-"You died, sweetheart. And he paid for you to come back."
-I have to wonder what would've happened if Sononi got a state funeral the way Sonoi did back when he died.
-Dog Condor...
-...guess she's REAL happy about that.
-Oooooooh, rejected!
-"No pets from the dog."
-OH GODDAMMIT
-Strawbebby parfait!
-SHINICHIIII
-Goddamn, yo! You got it!
-Vote time!
-Tie time.
-"I retain my right to vote."
-Cold blooded.
-Shinnosuke... Tamaki...
-You two are from a previous episode.
-DUDE
-Telepath!
-"GET THAT YOUNG LOVE SHIT OUTTA HEEEEEERE! Oh, it's just like my life! ...in a way!"
-"That's it. We're done here."
-"You're being a bad boy, Tarou-san..."
-AND THERE THEY ARE!
-Sonoroku, you didn't really do anything, I guess that means you're fine.
-A FUCKING LAUGH TRACK
-"Okay, we'll vote too~!"
-The vote has been totally rocked.
-Look at that, we're in the majority~!
-Hitosu-ki Time!
-Two Hitotsu-ki!
-"Uh oh, besties~! Looks like you're alone now~!"
-Don Kaito, once again lost.
-And there he goes!
-"Ohhhhh man~! Mixin' it up after the fourth~! Brilliant idea to get around rule of three~!"
-"Get off me, woman!"
-Ohhhhhhh, there he goes!
-Succed into two different worlds.
-Tarou-less!
-Nine Donbrothers!
-I could barely handle five, six was pushing it. Now nine!
-Okay, it seems that Tamaki's the Dengeki-ki, while Shinnosuke's the Battle Fever one. ...I'm not entirely sure what I'd call him, but... I guess BF-ki? I mean it'd be fitting.
-Anyways, episode 48~!
-Don Momotaro has been vored!
-And Tsuyoshi I guess, but
-Those jerks.
-"You guys suck!"
-Monkey in charge.
-Guess we're fighting together.
-Leashed in.
-"Y'know what, I'm gonna go off somewhere and have a drink, I do not wanna deal with this today."
-Time for some big shit.
-Awwwwww, Tsubasa.
-Tell all the girls.
-"Wait, hold on dude, I'm not wanted anymore!"
-Five Million~!
-Cops!
-Oh thanks, Sononi~!
-Ice cold, man.
-"I suspected Kijino, but... Tarou, really?"
-"You just focus on your manga."
-HE WANTED MURASAME TO READ IT I'M-
-SONOZA, MY DUDE
-Waiter time!
-"Sit your asses down, I need to work this off!"
-There's the pinwheel.
-"Oh c'mon man, that's a little beyond."
-Oh okay, Sonoroku's just!
-Insane!
-Keep the bad guys busy and the Hitotsu-ki in range.
-Be honest with her, man.
-"Do you know who Miho is?"
-I see... so she was a path that Natsumi could've taken.
-Ohhhhhh they could've reconciled easily!
-Sonogo and Sonoshi are being regular sadistic but Sonoroku's like "DOMESTIC VIOLENCE, WOOOOOOO!"
-I mean they are villains, but goddamn Inoue
-Sonoshigoroku!
-Sonoichinisan!
-"Smash 'em into bloody paste, Oni!"
-Ohhhh, they gone!
-Know when to fold.
-Ohhhh...
-Jirou-kun...
-Hello, Tiger Man.
-"Through thick and thin... together..."
-They truly become one.
-Momotani Jirou. Toradora.
-Oden~!
-I'm sorry Sonoi, but your little panic there was adorable.
-SONOI LJKHLGH
-"Odeeeeen~!? God, Sonoi, you've really fallen so far~!"
-"All those weak Donbrothers really fit that scrub though, don't they~? Like that dog Sononi's in love with! Or that manga-loving ogre Sonoza wasted so much time training!"
-"The only thing faker than Don Momotaro's strength is Sonoi's Jordans!"
-STERILIZE
-He got SO mad.
-"I have a plan."
-Shinichi's completely focused now.
-We're totally outnumbered.
-If only Murasame were here, huh?
-"Check this shit out~!"
-Completely without honor and humanity. The Noto Overseers!
-YO?
-Oh, we dead.
-"Go for it, Shinichi!"
-Our chance has come!
-The Zanglass Sword!
-SHINICHI MY BOY
-"I'm no swordsman, Sonoi-san! This is your battle!"
-"Well~? Pick it up."
-Goddamn, they're that monstrously arrogant.
-Zanglass Chop!
-THERE THEY ARE
-The squad!
-We're all friends now!
-"So, that's our new Donbrothers. Fascinating."
-Go, Jirou!
-Don Don! Donbrothers!
-Shining!
-Hot damn!
-Supreme Great Combination!
-This is everything I've ever dreamed.
-Besties at long last!
-Medetashi medetashi!
-Later, nerds.
-You'd better keep your eyes on your lady now, okay?
-We did it.
-"Nice job, man."
-Teamwork
-Everybody gets to join the festival :)
-Tsubasa knows what you did:)
-OH SHIT FINAL BATTLE
-That's our... Ousama-ki, is it? I thought it was unusual when the next Sentai's mech came in hot to help us before we even met anyone there, but it's even weirder to me that we get a legacy monster to boot.
-Not that I mind, nobody needs a conventional finale with a show like Donbrothers.
-Is that? Nooo, it couldn't be...
-Well, there's Minoru-san! Frankly I'd expect to see nobody else here at the end.
-Handshake
-That dude in the hood though...
-Oh my GOD IT IS
-IT'S HIM
-KOUHEI MURAKAMI
-HE'S BACK
-This episode went from 100 to 913 real quick.
-I don't think it's quite the finale, but...
-Man, we're so close to a fittingly confusing and insane end either way.
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