#i hate tord

[hikkisunny]

HYAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH🤬🤬🤬

YOU ALL FAILED. YOU ALL REALLY THOUGHT I PUT MY TORD HSTING WAYS BEHIND ME?

NO

IT WAS ALL A BIG FAT JOKE. NONE OF IT WAS TRUE. TORD THOUGHT HE GOT ME BUT HE IS VERY FAR FROM IT.

When tord came to me saying that he was pregnant with my kids. I knew i was being hazed i knew it was all one RUSE.

Tord would never let himself get pregnant without ulterior motives. And then it hit me. HES TRYING TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD. HES TRYING TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD WITH HIS DEMON SPAWN. I knew i had to gain his trust to put an END to this.

So while he was at my beautiful house, i pushed him down the stairs and he landed flat on his stomach.. Blood got on my carpet but its ok my papa trained me for this!

BUT THEN HE ATTACKED ME.

I thought i was done for.. but despite tord big head, hes really dumb! So i just pushed him down the stairs again [insert 1st image here]

Turns out even satan himself isnt immune to brain damage, he passed out and i drove him to somewhere he isnt familiar at all with a water bottle. And i have a gun if he ever tries to come back

Goodbye Tord. Dont ever try and use me for your evil schemes ever again! I have a lot of blood to clean up. I actually should clean my whole place up to get rid of all the tord germs. Mostly my room

[the-starprince]

This is some very indulgent Eddsworld x OC art. I'm in love with Matt and got him pregnant. I love annoying the piss out of Tord, drinking with Tom, and hanging with Edd. We're just one big happy family of sorts...

Except Tord... Fuck Tord.

[adxrnunofficial]

these days are kinda stresfull for me cuz of my exams and i cant think straight rn im so sorry for this

also this is like…a very rare post of mine.. i dont really draw ships cuz i get too embarrassed of myself HSBDB i think im gonna die

Ill probably delete this LMAO

[snailb0t]

Tomtord waoo - I’m so fixated on tord specifically rn it’s hell

[cuhdasdf]

I've been thinking about them too much, my head's gonna explode hjhhjhghjgg

[baldratcheese]

more tord….

[sangue-bear]

based on @offleshandboneau's fic

[lubotomies]

i love you even when its difficult

[siryaoimaster]

shut your gooner ass up tord!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[kylski]

some tomtord or norska whatever u wanna call it. idk. i hate them. i’ve found a new way to draw their hair and i think they look so much better now

[lilbitlost124]

// WTFUTURE FANART //

What? You guys thought I only made shitposts? Naaahhh I'm in art CLASS I be learnin shit

[hikkisunny]

Some day im going to sink my teeth into tords flesh and rip him apart . Im gonna eat his innards and everything. This isnt homoerotic i just really want to bite onto his neck so hard he starts choking. I hate that guy. I hate everything he does. I hate this thing. I hate this bed too.

[baconcolacan]

Oh my god who let this guy in?????

That flag there btw is supposed to be the "Queer" flag. In this AU Tord isn't very keen on labels, but he does know that he's masc and that he likes whoever catches his fancy, regardless of gender. It took him a very VERY long time to accept this.

Edd/Matt/Tom/Tord

Individuals below

Look at this mf in his work/crafting clothes, he has most of the safety gear then WEARS OPEN TOED SHOES AROUND DANGEROUS MATERIALS.

IDIOT

[pyr0chu]

It's true.

[vampyrtism]

hey guys. these are my totally 100% orginal ocs ^_^ they arent from a newgrounds show or anything. not at all i promise

but seriously they're so far from canon eddsworld atp </3 i can infodump about these guys 4 hours. i hate them

[vinnystarman]

I hate them so much I want them to be miserably happy they deserve each other both in a good and a bad way. THIS IS LIKE ONE OF MY FIRST TIMES TRYING TO ANIMATE OK? BARE WITH ME. Anywayssssssssss Sorry to my fans (lolz) but I give you even more tomtord content, I TRIED I REALLY TRIED TO COME UP WITH SOMETHING DIFFERENT BUT MY BRAIN IS ROTTING WITH TOMTORD UGHHHHH anyways, I'm really grateful for all the support you are giving me, yall deserve the best :3 <3