#i have a mproblem

[mushroomnoodles]

Can we have more of the #vamparents pleaseeeeee pleaseeeeeee 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🧛‍♂️🧛‍♀️

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simon probably should not be seeing movement from the outside this early, esp not that strongly, but he and betty wanted their little miracle so badly for so long he's willing to overlook the abrnomality for now

[deathlygurgles]

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Here for a good time not a long time so I'm gonna enjoy my preg content...

You can call me Marshy, also known as DeathlyGurgles on other sites. Expect things relating to pregnancy/birth, mpreg/hetero-mpreg, monsterfucking, oviposition, angst, and other things like that.

I also write and roleplay. Send me a pm and we can work something out. I have to warn you though, I'm picky. <3 Just chatting is always an option too, I'm always up for making new kink friends.

I'm trying to become more consistent in writing and growing as a professional NSFW writer/content creator. I'll try to update when I can, though don't expect it to be daily or even weekly.

[mushroomnoodles]

Have we seen Simon or Betty wear Morri or any of the other kids in a baby wrap before? Like how people will wear the baby on their chest or back. Can we see, idk, any Simon and or Betty of your choosing with any of the kids in a baby wrap? Or whatever they would use to carry the kid around?

nope, though there's a reason for morrigan- morri hates being swaddled, especially morris that were sealed. they get fussy until they're let out. but ophelia on the other hand LOVES being swaddled (she is so eepy) so heres some wizardbetty au ophelias being worn in a wrap

[mushroomnoodles]

Mori is a tumbler user, hm?..... *squints.* conspiracy theory: this blog is secretly ran by mori!!!

god i wish. morris blog is FULL of untagged reblogs of every single fucking thing they found moderately cool, but they mostly reblog memes and engineering stuff. did i even mention morri likes engineering?

if wizardbetty au betty and simon had stayed in bettys universe they would be a mechanic.

mostly vehicles and vehicle mods but also robots.

[mushroomnoodles]

What would deity Simon look like?

using this for the simon returns timeline's astral projection/actual form reveal. simon only looks like this when he's out of his physical body, otherwise he just looks like normal old simon. but essentially this is what happens when he falls asleep.

he can project himself into other people's heads if he wants to be seen by people who normally can't, which makes them look like theyre talking to nothing. when he feels older, or more melancholic, he looks more old, and when he gets upset the sharp teeth come in.

he can consciously choose how he looks to people but his emotions affect the presentation greatly if he's having a rough time. he's basically pure energy.

[mushroomnoodles]

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more vamp au stuff

being pregnant also raised simon's body temperature fun fact!

so y'know how i said simon was really sentimental when he was pregnant?

vamp simon has that way worse too.

[mushroomnoodles]

candy simon has NO braincells (he is a typical candy person) but candy witch adores him anyway

[mushroomnoodles]

its lonely being the only smart candy person

and there is something deep in her subconsious that wants to make something with simon.

[mushroomnoodles]

Any chance for art that compares Simon’s belly early pregnancy vs absolutely overdue?

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simon never was overdue technically with morri- they were simply in developmental stasis with the seal! buut here's his bump during morri's first growth spurt that alerted him to their presence vs just before the seal was put on 'em!

[mushroomnoodles]

candy witch before she was candy witch! she was created as part of a married pair with candy simon by princess bubblegum!

[mushroomnoodles]

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and while giving a museum tour, simon experiences an Uh Oh

baby reveal!!

she has albinism!

[mushroomnoodles]

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every three to five months simons body tries to evict morri but cant due to the seal and he just kinda has to wait it out until it gives up

[mushroomnoodles]

Does Betty ever do that thing where you lift your partner’s baby bump up to see how heavy it is. But in doing so it relives pressure and the baby carrying parent is like… your not going anywhere. Your new job is to hold the baby up, this feels amazing.

tw/cw for sfw and non kink mpreg this is really funny bc i had just laid out the sketch and gone to bed for this when you asked, but yes she has! she wasn't prepared for all that weight in her hands. poor simon! but simon basically melted into her arms, because he's been standing and doing museum tours with all that baby pulling on him and the pressure being gone is amazing. he got so used to it he sort of forgot what it was like to. not.

simon wouldn't stop betty from leaving, but she would deffo be able to tell he really enjoyed it, so she does it for him often, especially after work.

and ofc, baby 2 is still running a marathon in there.

[mushroomnoodles]

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over a whole year of studying and he still has nothin

hes nawt overdue btw gestation period just takes longer for vamps

[mushroomnoodles]

jumpscares you with a new au

candy witch, ruler of the candy kingdom and candy elemental, and candy simon, her little pharmacist hubby. princess bubblegum went missing and candy witch is the new "princess"

also candy witch's creature, the gum steed

[mushroomnoodles]

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where morri was a pretty still baby, baby 2 is a little acrobat