#i just go with a flow and a mood

[yorufi]

hello! if you're still taking requests, can i request verneider please? thank you!

i.. i went overboard :’)

(i even copied schneider’s handwriting to write the text…..)

[sergle]

I think I'm going to make a temperature blanket this year

[boxwinebaddie]

Hi Uncle Nina !!

I don't wanna clog your ask box with stupid shit but this is stupid shit but it was also my bday on the thirteenth so shjdjdjs

As a fellow Monster addict ( I got a flat of Monster for my bday and collect the cans I have 30 diff ones so far <3 ) I need to know what Stan's favourite is

And on the less stupid side of things I was also hoping to potentially hear more about Stan's trans journey/Kyle finding out Raven is trans

Also I'm sorry your job has been so stressful lately :(( I hope you have a good day 🧡

- Stan 🧡

hi orange heart stan! <3

it's so good to hear from you, baby.

HAPPY BELATED BIRTHSLAY, MY LOVE! i'm sorry i'm a little late, but you know me -- everything i do is fashionably late, darling. ;)

but also!!!!! call your wonderful, lovely ask message stupid shit again!!! see what happens!!! i'm gonna frown So WIDE, i'm gonna look so Upset. i'm going to hold you up to the sun!!! JUST WATCH!!!! >;/

my sweet stannie; you are a gift, a treasure. and your ask memes are a pleasure. i don't find them stupid in any shape or form, be nice. conversely, they are extremely special to me and it's why i put off writing this message for a little while because i wanted to respond to it thoughtfully, seeing as though it's your bday message.

which, *cracks knuckles* to get the ball roooollling.

i can absolutely tell you what monster energy is stan's favorite, but as a bday bonus, bc i wasn't sure which stan you wanted to know about, or if you wanted both: i'll give you both my style's fave monster flavs

and i was going to go into some ravenstan trans lore after that, but i feel like that info should go in it's own ask, yeah? i just don't want it to get cluttered. so if you feel so inclined, would you mind sending me a second anon where i can drop that info? thank you, baby! mwah

but now, w/o further ado...

please enjoy the most Refreshing part of your day <333

for context ( and actually because i got an anon once who wanted to know whether i drink energy drinks ), i don't really know that much about energy drinks/flavors because i don't really drink energy drinks.

i mean okay, i'm not really sure if it counts as an energy drink, but i will chug a guayaki yerba mate like it is the elixir of life. ( also i fully maintain that pep stan drinks the enlightenment flavor and ravenstan drinks the raspberry one -- crunchy eco kings ) my favorite one is the passion terrere one. it's like the only one that doesn't come in a can and only comes in a glass bottle...that ice cold passion terrere mate in the glass...it hits so different than the can...oh my god. so good.

and as far as monsters go, i pretty much only drink pipeline punch bc i'm a pretty pink princess and that's what hot girls drink <3 but other than that i drink black coffee because i am an exhausted teacher girlie, but that's purely for fuel. to be honest, i rarely drink energy drinks just for fun, i only have caffeine to stay upright.

which isn't a great idea...but...i am not a role model....

speaking of:

so i told riley this story the other day, bc i needed to get her brilliant genius girl insight on energy drink flavors because she is the sugar free energy queen ( riley's answer was kyle x ultra strawberry dreams and stan x ultra mango fiesta, which, everyone say thank u riley <3 )

-- also god if you are real, bring back the watermelon lime venom you discontinued, you sick fuck, it was riley's favorite, thank you for giving us lovely orange heart stan, and fuck you very much for making ME, bitch! come on down, king! you won't! why the fuck would you extend my coworkers vacation! fight me, ugly!!!! --

and i was telling her about how i am the chaotic kenny friend, i make really bad, chaotic decisions, have no self preservation, hype and gas up my extremely bad ideas and convince myself i'm big brain, wow.

and...oof. so like 2-3 years ago during finals week, i had a fuck ton of essays and projects due ( i was a very bad student btw which is funny bc i'm a teacher ) and no idea how i was gonna do them, so i had the Brilliant Idea...to buy three Random bang energy drinks...

AND SHOTGUN ALL OF THEM BACK TO BACK LIKE BEER CANS.

ohhhhhhhhhhhh my god, party girl nina. help. crying.

and yknow, i thought this was such a good idea! i was like wow i'm gonna be so awake, i am going to b invincible.

i....was not Invicible. i was...very, very sick. i was like almost catatonic and shaking on the floor of my dorm bathroom, lmao. i had to have my roomate take a picture of me on the floor and text all my teachers what happened, which, thank god they were all really nice and laughed but...i feel like that tells you everything you need to know about me...people who think i'm their hero...i am a fucking idiot.

but!! BUUUUTTT! just for You, baby. i deep dived a lot of forums and read a lot about the flavor profiles and think...i made a pretty accurate assertion of what my kid's energy drink preferences are <3

me: paris hilton pipeline punch bc i am bad as hell ;)

stan the man with the plan: okay, so i think that pep stan is definitely that ultra paradise monster energy. it just seems really crisp, clean, earthy. stan also doesn't really care for sweets or sugar, so it makes sense to me that he would be drinking a zero sugar monster ( kyle is disgusted ) idk the kiwi, lime, cucumber flavor profile just feels like pep stan. please tell me you can see the vision, help.

kyle pile: hmmm...so what i've concluded with my research is that kyle pile probably likes that pacific pipeline monster that seems to taste like fruit punch <3 it has to be the full sugar ones because of his blood sugar and stan does kind of scold kyle for drinking them bc he's not really supposed to and he gets really cracked out ahdslkshd like he's really cute but stan is like oh my god bro you gotta lay down but yeah i think that one or the orange dreamsicle one, which is hilarious because the only foods stmwtp canonically does not like are pickles and artifical orange flavoring...he really loves kp.

raven: soooooo i know that i said pep stan was the mango loco monster energy, BUT RAVENSTAN IS LITERALLY THE MANGO LOCO MONSTER ENERGY LIKE HELLO??? also i feel like he is like those mexican dads that put a little tajin in whatever they're eating and act like they've invented fire heeeeeelp ravenstan is so the dad that cuts u up fruit into little shapes and pus tajin on them and feeds u them when ur sad <333 luv u raven ;-; <3 but yeah i feel like he full on turns it into a raspado its so unserious sometimes theres a shot in there, it's usually the spicy tamarind smirnoff vodka,

...what can i say my man is a visionary and i see it

jersey: oooookaaaaay. so...sigh. for Obvious Reasons, pre and during rm, because of kyle's ed, he only drinks the sugar free monsters. for energy because he's exhausted ( my baby </3 ) but i also do think he thinks they taste good. i think he fucks with that ultra watermelon flavor that just tastes like the most beautiful, delectable, mouth watering liquid watermelon candy ever. i also think he could rock with the strawberry or the peach one sounds dank.

if the watermelon one isn't there it does stress him out, but he has a mental list of what one is next on the tier list, and acts accordingly. its kind of a nice change of pace but...his brain does not think that. however, when kyle is healing, weirdly enough, i think he ACTUALLY LIKES???? those coffee flavored ones??? which is Insane and everyone including tweek points and laughs at him

i hope...that suffices? you're totally welcome to offer me what you think is the right answer: you're the monster expert, after all. but this is what i feel in my heart! i think it feels accurate but, lmk! :')

and also...speaking of my job. UUUUUUGH. thank you baby. :((( i am actually criminally depressed because my fucking HOE-WORKER fucking extended his vacation ONE MORE WEEK! so i have to cover all his shifts for an extra week while he's on vacation. so that means i don't get to watch my testing accommodation kids who i miss very much, i still don't get his kinder reccess shift and literally??? spring break is next week like he couldn't WAIT???? holy fuck i'm Sad. :(

but i will be fine darling. but it's actually why i wanted to see if you could send me another anon so i can use that anon to talk about trans stan journey stuff? i just don't want it to get lost in this post and also, i'm not in great spirits rn and don't want to answer it until i can write something that's not flaming garbage.

but happy late birthday baby, i'm so glad you were born. <333

-uncle nina, monster shot gun queen

p.s. what is your favorite monster energy? :)

[blazeitlikebraixen]

HOOVY GROOVY

I always get so happy drawing my sheep, and the expression came out perfect asdsad

[sludgeguzzler]

look i really dont mind having a pre t body with its little biological quirks but i have a limit and the limit is waking up at 4am with immense pain and a puddle of blood on my bed

[mewkwota]

I spent the day listening to playthroughs of Castlevania Chronicles (both versions) and Judgement, the latter especially because I wanted to hear Simon’s very nice voice again. I couldn’t pinpoint how exactly I wanted to draw him, just that I had to.

That hair, those thighs, that dainty little thing Simon does with his hand whenever he whips at something.

[opens-up-4-nobody]

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[amaradangeli]

Chenford + "Rosalinds escaped"

The info on the prison break comes straight to the box and then over the radio. A dozen convicts are on the run, and all available units are being diverted for a manhunt. He's not an available unit, though, so he tries to stay focused on his shift.

The next update comes an hour later from Grey, and it comes by cell phone. Rosalind Dyer cannot be accounted for and is considered one of the fugitives. Of all the days to not have Lucy in pocket — Tim slams his hand against the steering wheel. Beside him, Webb flinches.

His first call goes straight to voicemail. So do his second and his third.

He doesn't make the fourth call because eventually Webb is going to start thinking things he shouldn't and while Tim likes him, he doesn't know if the man has a tendency to talk.

He's gone all the way through the process of booking an arrest before he has a chance to try to check in with her again. He's at the station, and while he can pick her out of a crowd all the damn time, he can't see her, and he knows she's not on patrol, and that can only mean that she's somehow part of the manhunt and goddammit! How did anybody think that was a fucking good idea?

His cellphone vibrates in his pocket. He fumbles it when he sees her face on the screen — a brightly colorful picture of her in a floral patterned top, a headband with glittery antennae, his nephews, and his dog. Her head is thrown back with laughter even though she's covered in the two boys and the dog and he can remember the sound of her laughter in the moment he snapped the photo. It's Lucy.

He's conscious of everything around them, though. And even though the rubber bands inside him that were wound tight when he couldn't reach her have snapped loose knowing she's on the phone, he's careful to keep his tone as close to neutral as possible. People have been talking and he can't not be conscious of that.

"Chen, where are you?"

"Rosalind's escaped, Tim," she says with a huff. "Where do you think I am?"

He'll never admit it to anyone else, but that exasperated tone she sometimes takes with him makes his skin tingle in the same way a heated glance does. He doesn't know why. He takes pleasure in winding her up. Maybe because when he's alone — sometimes when he's not — he thinks about unspooling her.

"Are you okay?"

"Why wouldn't I be?" the answer isn't too quick, and it's not too calm, and he discovers that maybe the only person in danger of spinning out here is him.

"It's okay if you're not," he says, instead of answering. She probably knows what he's getting at. But she's fine.

"I am. I wasn't sure..." she starts to admit, but he doesn't need to her, and she thrives better in these situations when she remembers that she's a brick wall Caleb, and Rosalind by extension, slammed into. As if he's sitting next to her, his mind's eye supplies the way she looks when she collects herself. "I am. I definitely am."

"You want me to reroute to you?"

"The task force is huge," she says. "If Grey isn't pushing you out the door, don't come on my account. Gutierrez is with me."

"Gutierrez is barely a P2." Gutierrez is also one of the calmest people Tim thinks he's ever met. She and Lucy get along great and somehow make an excellent team. Tim knows they're likely to be partnered up soon, and that's good even if it feels like it's the end of an era.

"And she's got terrific taste in music." Her voice softens in a way he's sure she was trying not to let it, "I'm fine, Tim." If Gutierrez is going to be Lucy's partner, then it's only a matter of time before she forms her own opinions about the nature of their relationship. Lord knows everyone else has.

Maybe this is the trial run. Maybe today is the day everything starts to change. And maybe that's okay.

"All right, well, be careful."

She laughs at him and it feels amazing. "Yeah yeah, you too."

"If Rosalind is back behind bars tonight, I'm buying you tacos for dinner."

"And if she's not?"

"Then you're buying."

This time her laugh is different and it feels a different kind of amazing. "Deal." She hangs up first and sometimes the little things about their relationship make him feel like all the painful roads that brought him here were worth it.

When he slides back into the shop next to Webb, he's still got the manhunt on his brain, he's still worried about Lucy (he's always worried about Lucy when she's on shift), but he's also thinking about tacos.

[lonely-night]

the urge to gif every j7 scene is very strong right now

[haroldtea]

everyone in my life is always sooooo concerned with how i speak and how i come across and how sensitive i’m being to others and criticizing me for being condescending and telling me how not to act around them in order to keep their friendship and the same courtesy is rarely ever shown to me

[takasgf]

seeing my friends smile and be happy and heal in real time fills me with such undescribable joy. and tears. they got me crying over their smiles

[raveartts]

*person posts art in an art focused channel on an art focused server*

me: oh fuck you how dare you post your art here, are you trying to show me up (I haven't posted anything in the last 3 years) how about you stop showing off you're just posting here for attention I literally hate you for this, if you have nice art you should just keep it to yourself instead of making everyone else feel bad why don't you just die and let someone else (me) have the spotlight. I'm killing and biting you right now how dare you

[curly-cottage-girl]

Picked some cherries from the tree to add to my lunch tomorrow :D

[rainia]

cTommy’s birthday made me realise that I’ve actually been watching dsmp for two years, which is just insane. I don’t think I’ve ever had a fandom last this long?? It makes me a bit nostalgic honestly, but in a good way. It was such a highlight during lockdown, and I have a bunch of good memories from the early smp times.

[ironicscavenger]

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S: “Mmm… Angela Pleasant is still an unknown in the art community. Should I really take a chance on her?” M: “I couldn’t say. I’m just an assistant.” S: “With a degree in art history.” M: “Which I still regret.” S: “I know… but your opinion is valuable to me. It’s why I hired you. Plus, I’m kinda desperate here. It’s our first event, and we need to make a good impression.” M: “Okay, well, I think she’s good. If she gets a big break, she could remember the people that got her there. But I still think you should ask Mr. Hecking. He’s your friend, right?” S: “Yes. But I’m still trying to convince him to be a consultant.” M: “Maybe this is the push he needs. And I’m sure, as your friend, he’d be happy to help out.” S: “Maybe. I’ll offer him a hefty fee. Anyway, did she give you a deadline?” M: “No. Just that she needs a decision. Apparently BriteU also wants to feature her work. It’s her alma matter, after all.” S: “Okay. Tell her I’ll make a decision by tomorrow. And that’s all for today. You can go home.” M: “Alright. Good night Mrs. Emerson.” S: “Good night, Miranda.”

[just-a-simple-dyke]

Kp is so good when they take themselves seriously i wish they did that more often