#i just thought of that smdns so im tacking that on at the end

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can i get some uhhhh nsfw myc x male reader headcanons 👉👈

ITS MONSTERFUCKER TIME BABEYYYY

BIG WIGGLY TENTACLES HERE, MINORS DNI

explicit!! very explicit!! also Tw for : Drugs/drug use (the effects of his funky slime specifically <3)

OH there is so much to be done with this fella so I'm gonna break this shit down smdnsd

he knows you’re crushing on him before you know you’re crushing on him.

And he’ll point it out shamelessly. Straight up come into your office and ask for a hookup.

he’s 4000 years old shame doesn’t exist anymore smdns.

Somehow the constant knowledge that he’s in your head is,, kinda,,, attractive?

Because yes, he’s always in your head. Whether passively sorting through your thoughts, or actively digging through your subconscious to see what makes you tick, he is in your mind.

This can definitely be used to your advantage if you have a particularly active imagination <3 the more intensely someone is focusing on a thought, the easier he’s able to sense it!

Specifically requesting the office right above his room? Better yet, above The Gang’s office? Spending your lunch break running through fantasies about him? Jacking off during lunch, purposefully keeping images of him in your mind with the sole intent of him seeing them? 

Listen you may just get an unexpected visitor, and a free trip to his Collection Lab <3

 Actually having sex with Myc??

Just,, the most wild experience?

the sensation is unlike anything. Everything is squishy and warm? There’s this fantastic full-bodied tingling like a shiver when his tendrils start excreting their fluid?

You’ll be coated in it by the time you’re done. very smooth! suspiciously similar to Aloe Vera smdnsm

Depending on how much you can take, you may find yourself stretched a frankly ridiculous amount. he will fill any and every hole you’d like <3

It’s also a very long experience. He likes to draw things out - deep down, he really loves seeing you absolutely ruined after hours of being railed by his tentacles

okay maybe not that deep down cause he’ll probably talk about that while he fucks you, but still!

The most vocal man in the world (most vocal mushroom? sndsb)

not in a moaning sort of way, more so in a talkative way? He’s a complete motor mouth in bed. Constant comments about your thoughts, the way your body’s reacting, that cute look on your face when he twists his tendrils? No filter, you’re getting the full lay down.

He’s a confident little bastard is what he is! He can quite literally feel the way your brain lights up when he does something you like, and he’s gonna use that to his advantage <3

That’s actually half the fun for him tbh - being able to feel the way his movements affect you? the way your brain goes entirely blank after a certain point, into just a mess of shapes and ideas? <3 fucking the brains outta you is his greatest joy

He’s more than happy to take control - it’s much easier that way!! Literally just lay there, his tentacles will do the work!!

‘honey, my whole body is an erogenous zone’ aka touch him anywhere!! don’t be shy, he’s very durable. Squeeze, bite, scratch, pull - you aren’t gonna do any lasting damage, and if you do it’s just gonna heal back in a few days anyways

Besides, he knows people can have pretty extreme reactions to the kind of stimulation he can provide <3 he doesn’t mind if you need to cling to him

BASTARD BASTARD COCKY BASTARD <3 i love him sm anon. I hope these were okay!! Lmk if you had smth else in mind!!