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DUNGEONS & DRAGONS: HONOR AMONG THIEVES Michelle Rodriguez as Holga Kilgore & Chris Pine as Edgin Darvis

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Adhd will have you too burnt out to eat or shower but give you the hubris to decide you can homebrew an entire d&d system on the back of a receipt

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In my soul and spirit I'm rejoicing with the 911 kiddos for their good fortune, but the true vector for spreading fannish enthusiasm on Tumblr is the gifset, and all the 911 gifsets seem to be of 2-3 absolutely identical dudes, so it's all very confusing. I don't know which one Buck is, but I guess he's going on dates with a guy who isn't the other main guy? I actually thought there were gays already, but what I'm learning is that those are the gays from a different show which is also 911, a show I was not even aware had a cinematic universe. Anyway I believe in my heart that all of this would feel less confusing to me if it were happening on a space ship, but people who watch procedurals deserve happiness and I'm not afraid to say it. God bless you and your 2-5 sturdy, indistinguishable white men.

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why should i care about taylor swift when the killer remains at large

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IM SO SICK OF YOU ALL

No nuance allowed. please share for a bigger sample 💕💕💕💕💕

*by eat i mean how do you prefer your cereal.

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it doesn't quite work as a gifset, so please have a single gif for your tinfoil hat theory needs:

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Regional Bulbasaur line based on sakura mochi

They're all Grass/Fairy type

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"YouTube"??? In my day you didn't get anime a la carte on some webbed site, you were given whatever was served to you by your host, a little guy named TOM.

edit: THIS POST BREACHED THE CONTAINMENT OF THE TARGET AUDIENCE, "28-YEAR-OLDS WHO SAW THEIR FIRST ANIMES IN PIECES ON YOUTUBE DURING THEIR TEENAGE YEARS." PEOPLE WHO WATCHED SAILOR MOON WHILE SIPPING APPLEY JUICE IN PRESCHOOL I'M SORRY I GUESS THIS ONE ISN'T FOR YOU

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you came back wrong and i am racked with guilt because i cannot bear to see you like this and i should have let you rest. i loved you so much that i defied death itself but i do not think either of us are happy

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Janeway: You're gonna self-destruct your ship Other Janeway: What makes you say that?

Hmm, I dunno, it seems to be your favourite backup plan, lmao. You came within one minute of self-destructing your ship literally 4 episodes ago 🤣🤣

I swear, it's always like...

Janeway: I will go down with this ship Literally everyone else: wait, no, you really don't have to. It's totally not necessary Janeway: I want to tho

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one profession that does need better gatekeeping is people who write or translate subtitles. brother that is not what was said.

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WHO ARE WE WAITING FOR, EXACTLY?

The Bursar turned slowly to the figure beside him. Death was watching the octogram with an expression of polite interest.

'Er,' said the Bursar. 'The fact is, in fact, that, er, you should be on the inside.'

I'M SO SORRY.

Death stalked in a dignified way into the centre of the room and watched the Bursar expectantly.

I HOPE WE ARE NOT GOING TO HAVE ANY OF THIS "FOUL FIEND" BUSINESS AGAIN, he said.

Terry Pratchett / Eric

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