#i just wanna be your best girl

[angelxsub]

let me sit on you👑

[dangoulains-devotion]

you mustn't blame yourself

[ghost-proofbaby]

a man said the most eddie-coded thing about me that i genuinely cannot stop thinking about it days later but he doesn’t know that i know he said what he did

[cerise-on-top]

hi!! not a x reader ask but more in general. What do you think Valeria, Laswell and Farrah’s weird/ dumbest habit? Adore ur stuff btw!

Hello! Thank you! These are pretty short as well, but it isn't particularly easy to come up with a dumb habit either!

Valeria’s, Farah’s and Laswell’s Weirdest Habit

Valeria: She has trouble stepping on the edge of shadows. Valeria either has to avoid the shadows on the ground or not step on their edges and step on them entirely. While she can step on a shadow’s edge if she needs to, and as long as she doesn’t look like an idiot in front of her people, she will avoid doing so if she can. She knows it’s stupid, she knows it doesn’t make any sense, but she can’t help it either way.

Farah: She counts her steps whenever she takes a short walk somewhere. Again, she doesn’t know the reason why she does it, she just does. Naturally, she won’t do it when she takes a long walk, but whenever she has a place to get to that’s 200 steps away at most, she’ll count. Even when she’s not doing it consciously, she’ll subconsciously count her steps. It serves no purpose whatsoever but it’s something she’s been doing ever since she was a kid.

Laswell: She has a habit of eating food in a specific order. The part which she likes the least will have been eaten up before anything else, that way the taste of the best part of her food can linger longer than anything else. While she will eat things in a “random” order once she’s aware she looks stupid having eaten one thing for a long time, she will always finish her least favorite part first, no exceptions. Unless there’s a salad, in which case she’ll always finish the salad first.

[smoshpvnk]

me: i feel bad i’m in a smosh rarepairs server i should definitely try to like, invest more in rarepairs??? like i want to contribute to the representation !!!

also me: so here’s how we can make this about shaymien

[ickadori]

I KNEW IT WAS YOU!! OMG that scara x taller reader fic was soooooo freaking good 😩 literally a piece of art sjsjks you don't need to fuss over finding and reposting bc ive read it enough to practically have it printed behind my eyelids (plus i reblogged the og piece so i still have it somewhere technically lol) OMG i was such an active anon on your blog!!! Im so glad i found you again :D <3333

-choso's babygirl anon

OKAY so i think i found it?? i didn't realize this was dark content LMAO um. what if this isn't even the piece and you were thinking about someone else...loll but anyways here i hope this is it <3

cws for incest + fem reader.

Scaramouche found you annoying.

Your voice, your face, your mannerisms, the way you dressed, the way you styled your hair, the way you’d balance on the curb when you walked down busy streets filled with speeding cars, the way you’d sneak your fork into his plate during dinner and steal his broccoli (you didn’t even like broccoli, but you knew it was his favorite, and you were just annoying like that), and the way you’d make a point of showcasing just how taller you were than him.

When you found him in the kitchen, stretching for something on one of the top shelves (you put it there, he knows you did, even if you vehemently deny it every time he accuses you) you’d skip up behind him and snag it yourself, a giggle leaving you as you placed it on the counter in front of him and tugged at a lock of raven hair. Aw, next time just ask me to get it for you, Scara!

Other times, in public when some senile old person who was in need of a new pair of prescription glasses, or when some asshole wanted to be funny, would say “oh, taking your little brother to the park, are you? what a good big sister you are.”, you’d smile and nod like he wasn’t years older than you, and pat him on his back like he really was some stupid little kid going to play on the swings.

You always make a point to look down your nose at him when he’s said something to bristle your hairs, and he thinks that annoys him the most—you looking down on him, as if you’re not his shithead little sister that he bullies with his cock until she’s crying and making a mess in his bed in the middle of the night.

You forget your place too often, and Scaramouche enjoys forcing you back into it with raw strength (that you swore he had so little of) and mean, nasty words that make your lips tremble, your eyes glisten with tears, and your pussy cream and froth around his cock.

~

“Scara—”

“Shut up.” Your cry of his name is silenced with a breathy snap, and you press swollen lips together as you weakly push at his flexing abdomen, the muscles there soaked with your arousal. “Just shut up.” He accentuates the command with a snap of his hips, cock forcing itself deep, deep inside you, stirring up your insides and battering against that gummy spot inside you that has your breath hitching and your eyes rolling. “You’ve been annoying me all day, so just shut up and let me,” he cuts off with a groan when you clench around him, “let me fuck you.”

His balls slap against the curve of your ass, and when you push at him again, whining about being too sensitive and him being too deep, he huffs out an angry breath and folds you up so you can’t do anything but take what he’s giving you.

“You’re a big girl, aren’t you?” His eyes, full of heat and anger, glare down into yours as he drops his cock into you, the messy sounds from your creamy pussy filling the dimly lit room. You whimper out a pitiful little ‘Scara’, and he leans down to mash his lips against yours. The kiss has too much tongue and too much drool, your mind too preoccupied with the way he stretches you out —even after all the times he’s fucked you, you’re still so tight and snug, and he has to spend more time than he’d like working to open you up enough for him to slip inside of you— and he bites at your bottom lip as consolation, wildly grinding when you sputter out a cry.

“Big girls don’t cry, you know.” He rasped against your mouth. “They just lay there and take it—let their little brothers fuck their pussies until they’re full of his cum.” You hiccup, pussy trying to milk his cock as you come for the umpteenth time, but he gnashes his teeth together and fucks into you harder.

He has no intention of stopping anytime soon—your annoying, childish taunts had went on unchecked for majority of the day, and now you’d make up for it tonight, forced to cream and drool around his cock until he fucked that annoying behavior out of you and reminded you, once again, just who stood tall at the top of this hierarchy.

[coconut530]

THE THREE G’S

[depressedraisin]

cancel me for this or whatever but there's a huge and very specific distinction between liking arctic monkeys in a straight way and a gay way. or more accurately, in a non-Straight way. like i don't even think it's related at all to if you are queer or not irl, it is very apparent if you like AM in a Straight way.

[resident-cake-anon]

[wip] carrd assets

wanted to share some stuff i was workin on for my carrd update :))

[dualdeixis]

[Image description: A digital drawing of Winnehild looming over her battlefield with a toothy grin, surrounded by a blazing red halo. She holds her sword up over her head and points her knife directly at Tressa, who is in a warrior’s outfit and holds her arms out to either side to shield her party. On her right, Alfyn is in a thief’s outfit, struggling on his knees to lift up a jar that releases green sparks. On Tressa’s left, Ophilia is in a scholar’s outfit and leans on her staff for support, looking back at H’aanit with worry. H’aanit is behind Tressa as well as closest in the foreground. She’s splayed on the ground in a cleric’s outfit, holding up her staff in one hand and pointing at Alfyn with the other. End image description.]

WE WHO GOVERN REASON

[jils-things]

queueing up my memoryshipping gift art made me remember how much i love steven hehe

[charliethemanticore]

Hi btw being trans does not automatically grant you supernatural understanding of all esoteric trans knowledge. You actually need to put effort into learning or put effort into keeping quiet about things that don't pertain to your specific experience

[widevibratobitch]

moments like this when im really glad im a sad little cynic who always considers the worst possible outcome and never lets herself truly get comfortable and trust the good things in her life to stay there and builds her life around trying to soften the blows of the eventual disappointments just waiting around the corner lol never leaving my edgy teenager era peace and love

[sparxwrites]

i feel like i’ve been making too much fun of ren for being into getting executed, and not enough fun of ren for putting his whole chest into roleplaying paranoid mental breakdowns

like. sir. you’ve now gotten people to execute you on-camera three times. this is your third major in-character breakdown into madness that i’m aware of. are you like. good???

[ohlovxr]

no bc all this eddie munson x good girl!reader or pastor’s daughter!reader makes me so heart eyes but not only bc of the sex parts but the idea of him sneaking into your room ???

all unsubtle, with zero grace in his step, and you’re stuck both worrying about your parents hearing and him falling from the side of the house !!!

but, by some miracle, he does make it into your room undiscovered and you spend all night together !!!

he’s poking and prodding at things around your room, teasing you about some things you’ve got laying around like the abundance of stuffed animals you have set up on your bed (the next time he comes over and leaves, you notice a new one tucked between all the others) or about the guilty pleasure records you have in your room that are so very far from his taste (he invests in some and starts playing them in his van for you sometimes) !!!

and he spends the entire night making you laugh !!!

you can’t count the amount of times you’ve fallen asleep to him telling you about the many ways he managed to piss off principle higgins or some teacher throughout the week (not for a lack of trying to stay awake because really, his storytelling is impeccable. he’s dungeon master of hellfire for a reason) !!!

and that room, on those late nights, is where he opens up to you most, and where he gets the most comfortable… some nights, he’s the one who falls asleep in your soft bed, having gotten all drowsy and content after being held close and getting his head scratched and hair combed through with careful fingers !!!

[hecksupremechips]

Persona romance routes are all pretty bad but damn they really hit rock bottom with p3p femc route like the misogyny is very blatant and it’s almost hilarious like look at the Shinjiro romance. When you do his social link he’s like very clearly respectful of Kotone as a leader and explicitly says stuff like "oh yeah you’re clearly the best fighter we have, I don’t really know much about fighting like you do, I hope I’m not dragging you down, you’re doing a good job as leader just remember to take care of yourself, everyone looks up to you I know you can rely on them" etc. like he has faith in her leading abilities. But then when you romance him he’s like got dialogue like "bwah bluh i gotta look after you because you’re a GIRL and you need to stick by me, a big strong MAN so you don’t get hurt" and "don’t wear that revealing outfit in front of other guys 👺" and it’s like. Does he respect her or not and also like it doesn’t make sense for him to look down on her for being a girl cuz he literally has never not been led by a girl leader during his time in sees and Mitsuru in particular really has her shit together when it comes to being responsible and a good fighter and she’s always known the most about Tartarus

It’s also like. Idk maybe its just me I’m not a girl so FUCK IF I KNOW but to me the appeal of romancing Shinji is the fact that he’s sweet and sensitive and gentle and has respect for you despite the fact that he acts all scary. That’s like, what made me like this character in the first place. But the writers seem to think what women want is for a BIG STRONG MAN to protect them because they are just DELICATE WOMEN who are inferior in every way it’s like. Shut upppp thanks