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With me - Chap 2
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They’ve been here a while. Tetsurou says ‘we’ because—even if Blondie over there isn’t really aware of it—they are both in the room and involved in the same activity, so technically they’re hanging out. As uncaring as he might seem, All Leg has gone through maybe a third of his clothes trying to pick an outfit for what Tetsurou assumes is his first day of college.
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Pairing: KuroTsuki Rating: M Chaps: 2/? (May change in the future) Additional Tags: Ghost!Kuroo, Haunted!Tsukishima, Tiniest bit of crack, Future angst
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“You’re blonde and pale, can you please steer away from anything other than mustard? Yellow is the ugliest color, I swear,” Tetsurou huffs. Blond Beam stands in front of his open closet with a hand on his hip, the other holding a hanger. “You’ll never make friends wearing that color. This is why you’re a loner.”
They’ve been here a while. Tetsurou says ‘we’ because—even if Blondie over there isn’t really aware of it—they are both in the room and involved in the same activity, so technically they’re hanging out. As uncaring as he might seem, All Leg has gone through maybe a third of his clothes trying to pick an outfit for what Tetsurou assumes is his first day of college.
He does so neatly, pulling out and laying them out on the bed along with black denim and socks that have turtles on them.
Turtle socks.
Turtle. Socks.
It took Tetsurou a while to move past that in particular. He wants to wear turtle socks.
The latest item Legolas pulls out is this yellow flannel, and out of all the things that anyone in any corner of the universe should wear, yellow flannel is not it. “People who wear yellow are probably sociopaths or psychopaths or whatever is it that murder people, and you know why? Because they wear yellow.”
Yellow Monster glares at the shirt with intensity before sighing and putting it back. Tetsurou applauds. “Seen the error of your ways? The universe thanks you.”
Thranduil yanks a grey sweater and uses his pointy elbows to jam it on. Denim comes next, along with those turtle socks—and god, Tetsurou is going to have to find a way to steal them and wear those socks on his ghost feet—before the phone laying on the bed lights up in alarm.
Slenderman goes to stand in front of the bathroom mirror, Tetsurou trailing after him. He fidgets with his clothes, straightening non-existing wrinkles. “Nervous, huh? You’re hot enough, you’ll be fine.”
Chocobo moves on to fiddle with his hair, face going pink with agitation until he’s interrupted by a second alarm coming from the bedroom. Skinny Marilyn Monroe ( and that’s a reach so maybe it’s time Tetsurou quits the nicknames. He doesn’t need them anymore, so it’s time to say goodbye) makes a beeline for his boots by the foot the bed before marching down the living room, grabbing his bag along the way.
He’s already had breakfast, and double checked that the bag has everything he needs. Tsukki is an early riser which is nice, it means Tetsurou is left alone to entertain himself less. When he reaches for the doorknob Tetsurou settles on the couch, television cracking to life. “Have a nice day, don’t be a creep and sit in the back alone without talking to anyone and become that kid with no friends that no one would notice if they went missing!”
The door slams behind him.
“They grow up so fast,” Tetsurou mutters, wiping an imaginary tear.
It’s around mid-morning and Tetsurou is bored out of his mind. A lot of being dead is floating around doing nothing, waiting for things to happen. He knows he’s hit a new low when Maurice from the apartment downstairs starts his regular shower show, belting out show tunes and pop hits that go above and beyond the hiss of the shower and whatever the walls in the building are made of, and Tetsurou sighs in content that something is happening.
Perched on the window, there’s nothing but an overcast sky and Maurice’s janky voice filtering in. He’ll go on singing for at least the next hour, way past when the shower’s been shut off, or until the old lady from across the hall yells at him to shut up.
Everything playing on in the t.v is a rerun Tetsurou has seen at least thrice, so he sits there, making the curtain sway with a swing of his finger.
He lasts an hour before he has to do something. Anything. The Old Lady from Across the Hall—Tetsurou doesn’t know her name, the only reason he knows Maurice is named Maurice is because of the lady yelling it at him every other day, and while he could try and find out, leaving the apartment leaves him feeling strange and staticky like his tongue is made out of vibrating white noise—shut the concerto down twenty minutes in, leaving Tetsurou bereft of any entertainment.
He doesn’t know when Tsukki will return but he hopes it’s soon. Maybe Tetsurou can try to scare him again and redeem himself for the previous six times it hasn’t worked.
Living with Tsukki is nice. That’s what Tetsurou calls him. Tsukishima seems a little too distant now that they’re basically sharing an apartment, but Kei seems too informal when they haven’t had a proper conversation, y’know? Tetsurou sticks with Tsukki when his marvelous nicknaming skills fall short.
(Maybe his skills fall short more often than not but no one being around to see your fails and embarrassments is a perk of being not alive.)
It’s been a couple of weeks now, enough for him and Tetsurou to have established some sort of routine. Tsukki goes to class, loiters or whatever, comes back and keeps to himself until it’s time for dinner and the kitchen becomes his domain.
In the most superficial of ways, that boy does not belong in the same group as all the previous tenants. He’s organized and quiet. He likes to read. Two of the boxes were mostly books, now laying around the apartment against corners with the lack of a bookshelf.
He reads books bigger than Tetsurou’s head, putting them down faster and faster.
Keeps the apartment clean. Doesn’t let dishes pile up, takes out the trash on time. He cooks. Really cooks, chops and dices and does that fancy prep thing with a French name cooking shows always talk about. He’s the picture of a normal, level-headed dude.
At first glance.
What Tetsurou wants to know is who let this kid live by himself.
Who used to share a house with him and looked at him, fully knowing how his living habits are and said yeah, sure, go on.
The dude sees the t.v on after he shut everything off? Doesn’t blink.
Tetsurou forgets he’s not alone in the apartment because the dude is super quiet and maybe starts picking shit up and slamming it back down when he’s bored out of his mind? Doesn’t come to check what the noises are.
Walks in when Tetsurou is lifting shit in the air? Like nothing’s happening.
Leaves the door unlocked at night.
Doesn’t check that the windows are closed.
Goes to sleep with wet hair. Do you know how terrible that is? He could stretch or pull on the hair shaft and destroy those beautiful, blond locks with breakage and—
He forgets to turn on the heater until he wakes up at three in the morning, freezing to death.
Where is his head?
That boy is going to catch pneumonia and get fucking murdered.
Tetsurou gets his answer a couple of days later.
Tsukki is being weird. While he’s in no way a slob of any kind, and Tetsurou is eternally grateful about that, he’s not a neat freak either. There’s a healthy amount of cleaning and organizing going on in their apartment in general but today’s Tsukki gone off the rails. He’s been cleaning and dusting and moving stuff around all over for about an hour already, no sign of stopping in sight.
If the calendar Tsukki has taped to the wall by the window is right then today’s Sunday, the day of the Lord, and Tsukki spent the last 36 hours vegging out and reading this massive ass book until his alarm interrupted him early this morning. It’s what Tsukki does, he sets alarms for everything. Every little thing has an alarm, then two follow-ups.
There’s one for waking up, for when he has to shower, for when he has to leave. Tetsurou’s gotten pretty used to having some Marimba No.5 or whatever start playing in the background, shortly followed by Tsukki pacing.
The last alarm went off about thirty minutes ago but Tsukki paid it no mind, he kept moving and sweeping, and the windows—
He’s scrubbing their kitchen counter (again) with viciousness when the doorbell rings.
Tsukki responds to it the same way a dog perking his ears would, head snapping up to stare at the door with a tilted head. His glasses are askew and sliding down the bridge of his nose, Tsukki standing still. He tries pushing it back with his forearm since he’s wearing gloves, wet and sudsy from the soapy water he’s using to clean, but all he accomplishes is plastering a strand of his hair to his forehead and Tetsurou laughs. It bursts out of him, short and wheezing.
There’s just no explanation for whatever the hell is going on.
Tsukki dumps the sponge in the sink with a throw, gloves snapping off, and braces himself with a breath before heading to the door.
No sooner Tsukki opens it than he’s being crushed against a strangers chest. There’s a small oof from Tsukki but no attempt to break free of the embrace. Tetsurou is immediately hooked. He needs to know who this is. Its obvious Tsukki has been expecting them and the barrage of cleaning is finally explained.
Tetsurou floats over, hand on his chin, to take a closer look. There’s a Tsukishima in the doorway. So much is obvious by the height and frame, confirmed by blond locks the same shade as Tsukki’s. He hugs Tsukki with enthusiasm, hands encompassing him tightly. One of the hands on his back barely moves, laying a tad awkwardly and it takes Tetsurou a couple of seconds to recognize it as a prosthetic.
After one last squeeze, Tsukki pulls away softly.
The other Tsukishima is smiling and happy, hand curling around the top of Tsukki’s arm. “Kei! It’s been a while since I’ve seen you, did you settle in okay?” His face falls minutely before he continues, “I’m so sorry I couldn’t make it, they sprung a late meeting with some investors that were visiting on us and I couldn’t slip out.”
“I told you it was alright already,” Tsukki rolls his eyes, stepping back. “Are you going to come in or are you planning on loitering around my entryway forever?”
“Shoot!” The other Tsukishima peels off with a laugh. They shuffle in, some of the tension that has been plaguing Tsukki's shoulders having melted in their embrace. It's the first time Tsukki's had anyone over in the short period of time he's been an official resident of the Ghostcrib™. Hell, it's the first time Tetsurou has seen him interact with something that's not made out of paper and ink.
Tsukki is a nerd that reads a lot is what he's trying to say.
The other Tsukishima takes off his coat and lays it on the back of the couch, then does that weird half-sit on the edge of it. He's taking a look around, eyes roaming over the still damp counter, the door to the bedroom, the window that's Tsukki's left open again. Weirdly, he frowns when he reaches the area where Tetsurou is floating.
Tetsurou slowly leans back, wary.
The moment doesn’t last long, brown eyes moving along with a tad of apprehension still in them and Tetsurou takes a deep metaphorical breath of relief. Some people are sensitive to things like Tetsurou. It’s happened before, mostly with people coming in to see the place when it’s in-between tenants. They walk in and start to look around, trying to figure out why the place feels off. Some take one step in and immediately back out, unnerved, but this is the first time he’s seen someone accurately pinpoint his location.
Good for the other Tsukishima, he has a good head on his shoulders unlike the clueless, oblivious mess Tsukki’s proven himself to be.
Older Tsukki’s eyes land on the pile of books stacked neatly in the corner and smiles, pleasant even when his eyes dart back to the stain on the wall next to Tetsurou every so often. Tsukki's been quiet the whole time, kind of zoning out and he's startled by Mr.Smiles voice when he speaks up. “Are you sure you’re done, is there anything I can help with?”
Tsukki rolls his eyes again. There’s a pattern here. “Aki, it’s been three weeks.”
Aki, huh? So this is Tsukki’s someone. He’s too young to be his father, so either a brother or a cousin of some sort.
Look at him, deducing shit. Tetsurou could be a detective if he wanted. And if he wasn’t dead.
Aki shakes his head, taking Tsukki’s antics at face value. “How has is it been, living on your own?”
“It’s been okay,” Tsukki shrugs.
Now it’s Tetsurou’s turn to laugh. “Sure, it’s been okay. Just fine. Leaving the door unlocked for anyone to break in and not noticing you’re sharing a living space with the literal undead. It must be nice to take things so easy,” Tetsurou mutters, eyebrows wiggling when Aki tries to sneak a glance in his direction again.
Aki nods. “That’s good. I can still ask for a transfer, you know. We could room together…”
“Absolutely not,” Tsukki straightens up, “stay exactly where you are.”
“Alright,” Akiteru laughs putting his up in a sign of peace. Is he always this peppy? “Are you ready?”At Tsukki’s blank stare he elaborates, “I’m taking you out to dinner.”
“But I was going to cook—”
“Kei, live a little. I couldn’t be here to help you move in so I’m buying you dinner to help ease my conscience.”
“Fine,” Tsukki relents, fakely put out. No one’s put out by free food, not even book-munching nerds. “Let me change into something else. I didn’t think we were going out.”
Tsukki trods over to the room, the door closing with a click.
The change is immediate.
Aki’s relaxed posture stiffens. He starts walking around the room, trying to figure it out. Tetsurou’s sorry, he really is. He doesn’t mean to make people uncomfortable. It’s funny as shit watching them walk with their head whipping around as if the chick from the ring is about to pop out at any second but he doesn’t mean to.
Aki seems like a nice enough guy, so Tetsurou is going to leave and hang in Tsukki’s room for a while. He’s not even started to float his ghostly behind to the bedroom when Aki is blocking his way, hands on his hip and staring at the curtain behind him. Tetsurou swerves to the side, eyes wide.
What the hell?
This has never happened before.
Aki waves his hand right next to Tetsurou’s arm, eyes narrowed. Extra brownie points for accuracy but Tetsurou would enjoy not being almost smacked. Humans touching him feels icky.
If he really wants to scare someone Tetsurou just runs right through them. It feels like garbage to him but both times he’s done it the person stands there, horrified and catatonic until something snaps them out of it and they run away.
Instead, he topples one of the books by the corner with force, the sharp thud when it falls catching Aki unaware and making him jump about a foot in the air.
It gets a grin out of him. At least one Tsukishima can be spooked.
Aki seems to be going for another try when Tsukki comes back in the room, looking sharp and effectively diffusing Aki’s attempts at playing ghostbuster. Tetsurou whistles, dropping whatshisface and that entire situation in favor of trailing after Going Out Tsukki. He’s wearing a navy crew neck sweater and cuffed up blue denim, topped by an olive pea coat and Tetsurou is here for it. “Oooh, you look good.”
Tsukki is more of a comfort dresser than whatever this is but Tetsurou is not going to fight it. Tsukki should dress like this always. “I wish I could style your hair,” Tetsurou sighs.
Smart Casual does have wonderful hair, and if Tetsurou could style those soft curls with a little bit of a pomade, maybe something sleek and a little to the side—
Hold that thought.
Tsukki’s wearing squirrel socks. Light green squirrel socks with fluffy tails and acorns. Tetsurou halts and points to them,“There are so many questions and so little answers.”
Tsukki takes a while to come back from his dinner date, but when he does Tetsurou manages to catch the end-tail of his and Aki’s conversation before Tsukki is carefully shutting the door on him and power walking to his room.
If Tetsurou could sleep, he’d be having a hard time getting some shut-eye right about now.
The night is quiet, rays of silver and blue lighting the room where Tsukki sleeps, feet tangled in the sheets. He kicks around in his sleep, surprisingly.
Before you judge him on being a creepazoid and looking at Tsukki sleeping, Tetsurou would like to submit some evidence to the court of why he is not. He’s not sitting there in a corner watching Tsukki sleep and mumbling to himself like he’s the lead in a cold open of an SVU episode. Tetsurou’s restless, head going a mile an hour, and the soft sound of Tsukki snoring helps him think.
There’s something about Aki’s parting words earlier that week that keep throwing Tetsurou for a loop.
“Kei, there’s something weird about this place.”
“What do you mean weird?”
“I don’t know, I just feel iffy about it! I still think I should request that transfer.”
“Aki, don’t. We’ve been over this, you’re not transferring.”
“I don’t want you living here by yourself, or at all. Just think it over, okay?”
He—
He doesn't want Tsukki to move. Not yet.
Tsukki is the least annoying person to live in this apartment, and Tetsurou is including himself because oh boy , Tetsurou has probably always been a handful.
Not to get absolutely real for a second here but the reality of being a ghost is monotonously dull and sad at its worst. And boring. God, is it boring. Tetsurou would willingly watch paint dry some days.
Having someone new move-in is fun. You get to see what makes them tick, what they like to do in their spare time. How you act when you think no one is looking is the truest version of you, unafraid and free of expectations. Tetsurou’s seen the truest version of a bunch of people, and while Tsukki isn’t the most fun person around, he’s decent. Sometimes he starts to hum out of the blue, the soft sound filling the walls of the apartment and breaking that oppressive silence Tetsurou’s come to accept as his reality.
He doesn’t immediately seek to shut off the strange voices filtering in from the living room when Tetsurou’s tired of listening to his own head and makes the screen flicker on just because. Tsukki lets them run through the night and while that’s maybe not the best habit—or aiding his utility bill—it’s nice to room with someone who doesn’t mind.
Someone who doesn’t spook easy (or at all.)
Someone who’s a little careless.
Someone Tetsurou can exist around.
Tetsurou’s taken to picking up the slack.
It’s not the most genius plan or anything, but if Tsukki is a little more comfortable here, he won’t wanna move. Also, those tiny details drive Tetsurou crazy so it’s a win-win.
He closes windows at night, uncaring if they slam down because it’s not like Head in the Clouds over there is going to check what the noise is anyway. Turns on the heater at night. Locks the door, randomly puts a towel on the bed when Tsukki is taking a shower before bed.
He’s got it down.
It becomes so normal that he starts not waiting until Tsukki is out of the room. Sees him pull out a hoodie and turns on the heating. Closes the window when Tsukki is reading on the beat-up couch and Tetsurou sees him shiver.
Another week passes. Two.
It’s almost the end of month three when it hits him. He got a teensy bit distracted by his novela and started floating a towel on the bed with Tsukki already sitting there.
He’s making a towel float. In plain sight.
Tsukki’s playing on his phone, rivulets of water dripping down his neck and staining the collar of the t-shirt he wears a darker shade of green, but even the most clueless person on the planet would notice if a towel with pink flowers suddenly happens to appear out of thin air.
Tetsurou hasn’t been discreet.
Tsukki probably knows the place is haunted.
No matter how oblivious a person might be, there’s no other way to interpret the situation.
This is it. All or nothing.
Tetsurou leaves the towel on Tsukki’s bent knees slowly and does nothing else. He stands by the end of the bed with (an emotional) baited breath. This could backfire in the worst ways and just like that Tetsurou’s days of peace will be gone—
“Thanks.”
Tetsurou chokes on nothing. Tsukki’s grabbed the towel and is now rubbing it on his hair in small circles which is so so bad for it, you have to pat—no matter that, Tsukki thanked him.
He.
He’s still in the same position on the bed, face buried on his phone, but Tetsurou did not imagine that. Tsukki thanked him.
No one’s ever thanked him for doing ghost things before. They freak out or look around to see if it’s a prank but he’s never been thanked. Granted, Tetsurou hasn’t ever used his spooky powers for useful things before, but that’s not the point.
Tetsurou’s chest swells, warm and dopey and good, syrupy giddiness holding him to rock on the spot where he hovers. He can’t remember the last time someone addressed him.
“You’re welcome.”
Things change after that.
Tetsurou’s presence, as open as it was before, becomes exceedingly obvious. He tries to tone it down a little, lest Tsukki freaks out after the fact, but life is good right now.
Things carry on the same in the way that Tsukki doesn’t care. Tetsurou’s free to do as he pleases without having to deal with a bunch of shrieking morons, calls to Karen, and that one time someone brought an exorcist to try and kick him out.
It was some dude baked out of his mind chanting some weird thing or the other scamming the one tenant out of fifty bucks so Tetsurou was all clear on that one, but what a waste of an afternoon.
“I can’t believe you even own those pants. Who has access to corduroy anymore? Next.”
Tetsurou floats upside down above the bed, Tsukki’s earbuds hovering with him by grace of his wiggling fingertips. Tsukki has study group today, or at least that what his phone said when Tetsurou looked.
They’re doing their usual bit, Tsukki trying to get dressed and Tetsurou stopping him from committing a fashion crime and melting someone’s eyeballs off. Sweatpants are off, Tsukki is in his underwear and Tetsurou keeps floating shirts away and towards him in a twisted version of dress-up.
The angle lets Tetsurou ogle Tsukki’s back, particularly that row of four moles just at the edge of his ribcage that’s kept Tetsurou’s attention since he floated up there. “I’ll give you seven million dollars if you have ever worn those pleather pants more than once. Outside. Where people can see you.”
Tsukki hangs his head in defeat when Tetsurou pulls another garment away from him. They come to an agreement, some black joggers—because Tetsurou can compromise— and a white shirt with a grey hoodie on top.
Tetsurou picks out the socks though, and the Pikachu ones are calling his name. Tsukki’s alarm goes off again, and Tetsurou glides across the living room to the door automatically. Tsukki grabs his stuff and stops by the shoe rack.
“Those shoes? With that outfit? No.” Tetsurou knocks the right pair into shins.
Ghosts don’t have a lot of base needs.
They don’t eat. They don’t breathe. Thirst is only of the metaphorical kind. Tetsurou doesn’t get horny. He gets restless. And bored. What do people do when they get bored?
They play with their bits.
It’s a slow build up. Tetsurou doesn’t do it often seeing as ghost climax is akin to setting an exposed wire on your tongue. It’s not the rapid firing of nerves that curls toes and jerks hips, nothing like that wave of pleasure that whites out vision and leaves you dumb and lax while you bask.
It’s energy vibrating, rapid explosions and waves, being electrocuted until you’re left phasing in and out of existence for a bit. Tetsurou is still not sure how he feels about it, but he does it anyway because it beats doing nothing and having his head replay that one Rihanna song Maurice was singing three days ago one more time.
Having some visual aid doesn’t help his case either.
Kei—Tetsurou calls him Kei now, seeing as they’ve had at least one conversation if by a conversation a ‘Thank you’ and ‘ You’re welcome ’ is accepted—is out of the shower and walking around half-naked. It’s his usual routine, Tsukki usually comes out of the bathroom fresh-faced and with a clean pair of undies on. Sometimes with socks (each and every pair more adorable than the last).
Tetsurou would be lying if he said that peek of skin every day didn’t intrigue him. That it didn’t make him curious. But, Tetsurou has boundaries and he’s not about to burst in on one of Tsukki’s showers so he can see how far the birthmark low on Tsukki hip extends.
Usually, that glimpse of skin isn’t enough to motivate him.
Today Tetsurou is restless. He’s bored.
Tsukki’s been out all week doing a thing or another so he’s been left to stew in the apartment all by himself with only Maurice and Federico for company, and then Kei forgets his underwear when he goes in to take a shower so Tetsurou gets enough to kick him into gear.
Kei is hot.
He really is, that’s fact.
Tetsurou has enough time to respectfully ogle him from where he’s flat against the wall above the closet and today is the day. Sticking a hand down his pants is odd. Clothes don’t feel like clothes, they feel like layers. Peeling back a thin sheet of the universe.
Tetsurou sends a quick apology Kei’s way for using him as part of the spank bank, but what he doesn’t know won’t hurt him. Tetsurou’s going to have some private alone time. Not that all time isn’t private alone time because, you know, he’s dea—
“You do know I can see you, right?” Tetsurou’s head whips up, and sure enough, there’s Tsukki staring not at his vicinity or whatever might be behind him, but right directly at him in nothing but his undies and baby blue cloud socks and Tetsurou can feel himself shrivel under the intensity of that glare.
Tsukki’s mouth twists. “You disgusting little man.”
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Push Button Traffic 3.0 App
Push Button Traffic 3.0 is a brand new app that makes it as easy as a mouse click to get all the FREE traffic you want. No special skills or experience is required, and there’s nothing to install because Push Button Traffic 3.0 is hosted securely in the cloud.
Money Making Video Training
Modulated video tutorials includes a comprehensive training program so you can get traffic, leads & sales…
Access To The World Class Support Team
If you have any questions or need help, They creators’re here for you. Just send them an email or open a support ticket, and their world class support team will promptly take care of you and make sure you’re good to go.
Push Button Traffic 3.0 Agency License
The Agency Version gives you the ability to use Push Button Traffic 3.0 for UNLIMITED clients so you can charge top fees and bank thousands per week with just a few mouse clicks.
Here are the key features that you will discover inside:
Brand New, Never-Released Software
This is the fastest, easiest, and hands down BEST traffic-getting software app that they’ve ever released. If you’re looking to get unlimited, FREE traffic with just a few mouse clicks, look no further than Push Button Traffic 3.0.
Securely Hosted In The Cloud
You don’t have to worry about installing or updating anything… ever! Just login to the cloud-based app, click your mouse, and enjoy unlimited FREE traffic.
Intuitive Interface
Don’t you hate software tools that are complicated to learn and take forever to get up-and-running? They intentionally designed Push Button Traffic 3.0 with a simple, intuitive interface so there’s NO learning curve. Just login and start getting traffic right away
Newbie-Friendly App
They’ve created Push Button Traffic 3.0 with a focus on user-friendliness, so you don’t need any special technical skills or experience to start getting traffic and making money right away.
Get FREE Traffic From ANY Device
Because Push Button Traffic 3.0 is a cloud-based app, you can use it to get FREE traffic and make money from your laptop, your desktop, your Apple device, your smartphone, or even your tablet. All you need is Push Button Traffic 3.0 and access to the internet.
No Content Creation Required
Push Button Traffic 3.0 makes traffic-getting faster than ever with a direct link to Pixabay for access to thousands of royalty FREE images. They’ll also show you exactly where you can get access to thousands of ready-to-go videos to use as your own so you never have to show your face on camera or worry about creating videos.
1-Click Integration To All The Top Social Media Sites For Maximum FREE Traffic
With the click of your mouse you’ll be able to blast video and images out across all of the top social media sites for unlimited traffic that just keeps coming… even while you sleep.
Add Your Affiliate Link To Any Image Or Video With The Push Of A Button
Make money while you sleep by adding your affiliate link to any video or image Push Button Traffic 3.0 is posting for you.
Forget About Wasting Your Time With Complicated FREE Traffic Methods
Push Button Traffic 3.0 is an all-in-one traffic-getting tool. Everything you need to start getting FREE traffic within minutes of getting started is included inside.
Never Pay For Traffic Again
Push Button Traffic 3.0 gives you access to UNLIMITED, FREE traffic with the push of a button. That means you’ll never Pay For Traffic Again.
WHY SHOULD YOU GET IT?
It is simple. Let’s take a look at the huge benefits come up with:
Huge profits: create massive profit streams and grow your income rapidly…
100% free traffic: astonishing amounts of free traffic with just a point and click…
Consistent daily income: get consistent daily income with just a click of your mouse…
Hosted in the cloud: there’s nothing to download/ install, be up and running in the 30 seconds…
Newbie friendly: zero special skills or prior experience needed. just login, use our easy-to-use campaign builder and get instant traffic and get paid.
Massive 1-click exposure: automated 1-click posting to twitter, tumblr, reddit, linkedin & blogger for instant money making traffic…
No paid ads needed: no more paid ads! Easily get unlimited free traffic in any niche with just a few clicks of your mouse.
Profit from any device: get instant traffic and make money on any device from your laptop, your desktop, your smartphone, or even your tablet.
Autopilot sales: finally experience automated sales totally hands-free
In addition, you will be getting tons of the vendor’s greatest bonuses for your fast action
Is it enough awesomeness for you? Because you will be also receiving my ULTIMATE huge bonuses. Those treasures are waiting for you at the end of this Push Button Traffic 3.0 Review. And even though you do nothing but only read my Push Button Traffic 3.0 Review, to thanks for your kind support, I still give you free bonuses. So keep reading then scroll your mouse down!
PERSONAL EXPERIENCE
Everyone needs traffic. No one needs to get slapped, penalised or removed from the search engines. That’s why everyone wants evergreen, profitable FR.EE traffic that they can rely on, and they also want traffic that gets results. That the big problem isn’t it? Effective traffic. Without the risk. Push Button Traffic 3.0 has solved that for us. It’s taken the only route that can do both. It’s taken a system that would normally take a ton of manual work and made it push button.
Here is what it is all about:
Web Based Application That Lets Customers Get Mass Traffic From Social Media
1 Click Connect Customers Can Add Their Social Accounts With 1 Click Unlike Other Software That Require Complex Setup…
3-In-1 Traffic Solution, Customers Can Post Video’s, Images And Text To 10 Different Social Sites At A Click Of A Mouse
Modulated Video Tutorials Includes A Comprehensive Training Program So Your Can Get Traffic, Leads & Sales…
Highly Congruent Bonuses Customers Will Get A Suite Of Awesome Bonuses Designed To Enhance Their Purchase & Get Them Results That Much Quicker.
Dedicated Support Desk Full-Time Support To Help Customers Should They Need It…
This 60-part full video course shows you ways to generate highly targeted website traffic using free and paid methods. You can build a strong following of responsive subscribers the quick and easy way – starting today
The cool part? – You don’t have to do any other work apart from push a button and click. Just select and offer you want to send traffic to, and watch the commissions keep rolling in. Right now you can get access to this amazing software, which means you will be able have thousands of visitors come to your website today! And here’s good news for you: You can still get this at intro price so don’t miss out this rare opportunity.
HOW DOES IT WORK?
Now you can get unlimited free traffic with just 3 simple steps:
Step 1: login to the cloud-based app
Step 2: click ‘go’ and blast out content with your affiliate link
Step 3: sit back and enjoy easy $150 daily paydays
Now let’s check out the demo video below to see it in action!
PRICE AND EVALUATION
For a limited time, you can grab Push Button Traffic 3.0 with early bird discount price in these options below. Let’s pick the best suited options for you before this special offer gone!
Front-end: Push Button Traffic 3.0 ($17) >> See Details <<
New push button software gets you unlimited free traffic and instant profits on autopilot in the next 45 seconds!
OTO 1: Push Button Traffic 3.0 – Elite Edition – $37 >> See Details <<
The elite edition includes 2 additional social sharing sites including the ability to also post and source images from Pixabay and also includes additional video training and bonuses.
OTO 2: Push Button Traffic 3.0 – Automation Edition – $37 >> See Details <<
This upgrades gives customers 5 additional accounts aswell as the instructions on how they can automate the entire push button traffic 3.0 software.
OTO 3: Push Button Traffic 3.0 – Done For You Setup Edition – $197 >> See Details <<
The creators setup a proven sales funnel for customer so can they build a list and start making consistent sales online.
OTO 4: Push Button Traffic 3.0 – 500K Affiliate Edition – $37 >> See Details <<
The authors give customers a 4 module, 20 video training program, with cheat sheets, case studies and templates showing them how they made more than $500k in affiliate commissions online and how they can use these strategies to start earning at least $200 daily…
OTO 5: Push Button Traffic 3.0 – Reseller Edition – $97 >> See Details <<
Reseller licence to sell unlimited copies of the Push Button Traffic 3.0 software and keep 100% of the profits on all the products. It also includes additional traffic training to help them sell Push Button Traffic 3.0.
Let’s act now, don’t delay and grab it now while it’s still at the lowest price possible! And Just feel free to give it a try, because You have a full 30 days to put this to the test and make sure that this is for you. If you do not see any results within this period then please reach out to them. The Helpdesk Team is always there to help you out and make sure that you have been following the correct procedures.
PUSH BUTTON TRAFFIC 3.0 REVIEW – CONCLUSION
In summary, I hope that all of the information in my Push Button Traffic 3.0 Review can help you gain more understanding about this product and then be able to make a wise choice. If you’re ready to start making a real online income in the most passive way possible then click the button below before the price rises. I am look forward to seeing your success.
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