#i know this isnt how witcher vampires work

[geraskierfanficprompts]

Prompt 38

Jaskier has kept a secret for years. The ring with dandelions carved into it that he wears every second of every day is the only thing keeping him from turning into ash. He sleeps with a lovely woman one night, desperately trying to move on from Geralt (it doesn't work, he is still very much in love with his best friend) only to awake in the morning and find- FUCK She stole his ring! That conniving little-! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! What does he do!? He races to the mirror and it confirms his worst fear. The glamour the ring gives him is gone. He can't see his reflection. He reaches a hand up to his mouth and feels his fangs. No- Nonono! Then his worst fucking nightmare ON TOP of his worst nightmare happens. He hears the stomping footsteps of a witcher approaching their room. Godsdamn it all. He hears the doorknob jiggle and.. Alright, he'll be the first to admit it, he panics. "DON'T COME IN, GERALT" The doorknob jiggling pauses. "Jaskier? Are you alright?" "Y- YES! Perfectly peachy! Don't come in!" Jaskier rushes around the room, pacing in panicked circles like a caged beast. He was a caged beast. He reaches to close the curtains of the only window in the room and like an idiot, he fumbles in place and ends up with his hand in the direct sunlight. He shrieks in pain and holds his hand to his chest. Geralt, scenting agony and hearing Jaskier yell, barges in without another moment of thought. Only to see Jaskier scrambling away from him in fear. In all his years of knowing Jaskier, he has NEVER been afraid of him. It physically pains Geralt to see it now. He doesn't understand why he wasn't allowed in. There's no lover of Jaskier's hiding in a corner embarrassed at being caught, Jaskier isn't indecent or anything, so why-? Then he looks at Jaskier, truly looks at him, and sees his blue eyes are glowing, and his mouth - Parted open as he pants - reveals fangs. Geralt's eyes dart to Jaskier's neck and it's confirmed. The worst part of it all, is the way Jaskier's eyes keep glancing between the door out of the room, and Geralt's silver sword. Geralt is infuriated. Not only did the woman Jaskier take to bed last night turn Jaskier into a vampire, but she also made Jaskier fear Geralt because of it. When Geralt says he isn't going to harm (let alone KILL like Jaskier had feared) Jaskier for the twentieth time, Jaskier finally believes him, and begs him to help him track the woman down. Geralt is intent on killing the vampire that ruined poor young human Jaskier's life. Jaskier is intent on getting his human-glamour, sunlight-immunity-enchantment ring back from this human he slept with, so he can go back to pretending he's human, like he has been doing for the past hundred or so years.

[galaxygalthemess]

All the pankratz's latch on to the non fully human

Thought it might be just a Jaskier thing? witchers are but noooooo

his sister is in a poly relationship with 2 higher vampires

somehow his oldest brother got adopted into a tribe of elves

the whole family is friends with the siren pod closest to them, even celebrate holidays with them

his parents are friends with some high up mages (yenn loses it when jaskier calls tissaia 'aunty')

on the note of extended life, his family is 'technically' nobles, but not of human courts. SOMEHOW an ancestor of theirs enamoured and amused the fae enough that they are honorary parts of the court. we cannot confirm or deny if this relative had children with the fae at this time ([ik this isnt how it really works just lemme have this])

his youngest sister is like an animal whisperee for monsters, and keeps a nature reserve area to care for them. (her and the witchers have an.... interesting dynamic)

due to all of the mixing of nonhuman to the family, no one knows why they age slowly. but all them do, even if to their knowledge they are human in every other way (because you can ripped non human/slow aging jaskier from my COLD DEAD HANDS)

jaskier has at least once pulled the '____ is my relative card' on something they were contracted to hunt and it worked

jaskier also knows things that aren't in any beastiary, confusing the witchers that its true. he sometimes will lie to throw them off tho

i just- i appreciate the angsty my family hates me idea for jaskier, and i get it, but that energy had to come from somewhere

[afterhoursfic]

how about monster form dettlaff and monster fucker eskel. maybe eskel gets in over his head with a beast and dettlaff has to change form with the face and claws and wings to save him. maybe he tries to fly away after because he thinks his witcher will be repulsed by him, but instead he smells horny witcher. his favorite. damn, you for making me love these two soft assholes! i am already too deep in rare pair hell. monster loving hoe eskel for the win!!!

You have muttered the ancient words hoe Eskel and now you have my undivided attention.

And that is the perfect concept. Eskel reassures Dettlaff that the contract is fine, he's done it before etc. But he knows something isnt quite right.

Surprise the villagers lied and even with the small reconnaissance Eskel he did he still got totally the wrong monter and is underprepared for it but it's already spotted him and now he's fucked.

He gets whacked around a little bit before theres a roar and then the monster looks scared before its ripped off of him and now theres a giant, hulking beast with claws and wings and Eskel feels like hes doubly fucked until he catches Dettlaffs scent.

It's over in seconds frankly and Eskel is just a mix of grateful and horny af at the show of power, at how easily he can kill and maim in his higher form and he doesn't even think before he's palming his cock through his pants hoping to get a round in before Dettlaff befors he changes back.

It doesnt go quite to plan, he swears Dettlaff is about to leave, head bowed in shame before Eskel whimpers out a 'please'. That catches Dettlaff's attention andnit takes all of three seconds before he has a higher vampire in front of him sniffing at his neck and chest, all the way down to his cock, mouthing at it, even ripping at the clothes with his teeth to try and get to his cock.

Eskel lets him to do it, lets his clothes get torn off of him with teeth and claws and getting the odd bloodied scratch that Dettlaff will likely tend too later, but right now the vampires senseless with it, drooling almost with a low snarl in his throat when Eskels laid bare in front of him.

He gets a glimpse of Dettlaffs cock like this, it's fucking huge, and theres no way to do enough prep for him to take all of it (well there is but they're both too horny to wait and do it). All he has is sword oil but right now he doesn't fucking care he just turns around and leans against the nearest to show off to Dettlaffs who looks as if he's barely holding himself back.

Eskel makes quick work of opening himself, he's just teasing his thumb in alongside four fingers when his arm gets pulled away and Eskel shoved to the floor and the hulking form of the higher vampire mounted on top of him. At first they're both mindless in need and desperation, Dettlaffs cock is leaking pre all over Eskels back, soaking him with it and he knows it's going to please a primal part of Dettlaff that wants to possess him.

Eventually he manages to get a hand back to work Dettlaffs cock into his hole and then its just blissful pain, feeling so so so full that he almost comes on the spot, and then when Dettlaffs cock brushes against his prostate he does come and shudders and cries out through it whilst Dettlaff holds him a bit tighter through it.

Now that he's a but looser, but still clenched tight around Dettlaffs cock, that when he starts to move in quick, short thrusts. Eskel has never been so thoroughly fucked in his life, held open and fucked like a toy all whilst Dettlaff tries to cling to him and bite his claim onto his neck and back.

They're both mindless and exhausted after, Eskel is literally cock dumb, even though his stomach aches and is obviously swollen with all the come in him he wants to go for another round and when Dettlaff moves away from his ass he quickly starts to mouth at the head of his cock. Its too thick to fit any of it in his mouth so he has to content himself with wet licks and kisses and jerking him off with two hands before he comes, Eskel does try to get most of it in his mouth but theres so much, clearly an intent to breed and fuck isnt that a thought, and its Dettlaff who has to pull away before Eskel tries to get fucked by him again.

Dettlaff stays in his form and flies them back to their camp, as soon as they land Eskels pawing at him again and relly theres not much he can do against a horny, determined witcher, not that its a hardship fucking such a perfect ass.

Its then Eskel starts rambling about being bred, says he wants to be fucked just like this every night and that his balls must have been so sore and aching from not having a nice hole to fuck and breed. That triggers another primal part of Dettlaffs brain, the one that thinks mate, and with Eskels shouted encouragement Dettlaff spends the next few hours fucking him stupid, even when he's a whimpering mess and limp on the ground but still groaning out encouragement.

When theh are finally done Eskel is quite literally wrecked, cant even move from where Dettlaff leaves him, bent over on the grass, hole gaping wide and leaking come down the back of his thighs, not that it helps because Eskels stomach looks visibly swollen, enough that it'll take days before all the come spills put of him. Thats if Dettlaff doesn't thouroughly fuck him again which he has no intention of doing.

And then theres just so much sweet aftercare of Dettlaff taking care of and cleaning Eskel, both of them touching and holding his swollen belly when they curl up to sleep.

[funkzpiel]

Welcome ~

Since roughly 50 of ya’ll suddenly started following me in the span of a day (hello, welcome to the dumpster fire!), thought I’d put together a list of Witcher shit created here so far.

SMOTHER - (Read it on AO3) | (Read it on Tumblr - Pt 1 / Pt 2) Hanahaki, OT3 (Jaskier/Geralt/Yennefer), Whump, Hurt/Comfort NSFW/smut in 2nd chapter only

The first time it happened, Geralt was alone. Not alone as he once had been. Not alone because he chose to be alone. Alone, because he drove them away. No one would have a man who used ill-gotten wishes and spewed nothing but poisonous barbs from their mouth when you tried to comfort him. Alone, in a tub of water to scald the ache from his muscles, he wondered why it did little to relieve the pain. Why still he ached. Why it coalesced around his lungs like a thorn bush.

And then the coughing started.

QUIET - (Read it on AO3) | (Read it on Tumblr) Gaskier, Mute!Jaskier, Magic Cure, Confessions

He doesn’t sing again. That prickly part of Geralt that’s been traveling alone for most of his life gruffly thought he’d enjoy that result. After all, he did his level best to have the issue resolved. It wasn’t his fault that the bard got involved. He hadn’t invited him along – he had just wanted to fucking sleep for fucking once in his life, damn it. It had been his wish though, however unintentional, that brought the bard into this new life, this silent existence. A world without Jaskier’s singing.

Prompt: Another consideration (sorry) is if Jaskier did lose his voice permanently from the Jinn and Geralt feels guilty and doesnt stop trying to find a cure even though he knows there isnt one (or lies to Jaskier that he's trying to find one til Jaskier finds out).

TRUST - (Read it on AO3) | (Read it on Tumblr) Gaskier, Hypothermia, Whump, Hurt/Comfort, Spooning

There were two long, deep, tumbling lines stretching all the way down the side of the cliffside – one far larger than the other and streaked crimson in great bursts – and at the bottom he spotted them: a werewolf and a witcher. Both still as death. The world fell silent, or perhaps it had always been silent and it was Jaskier that had been stunned to quietness in every sense of the word. He could see wind stir the grey, metallic fur of the beast even from as high up as he was, but he couldn’t hear the wind. Couldn’t feel it. His skin felt tight and staticky with dread, clammy and cold. His heart beat so fiercely against his breast that he could feel it swaying him minutely on his feet.

Ask Prompt: Geralt whump, hypothermia and frightened-but-competent!Jaskier... these are things I crave...

HOW TO CARE FOR YOUR WITCHER - (Read it on AO3) | (Read it on Tumblr - Ch 1 / Ch 2 / Ch 3) Gaskier, Whump, Hurt/Comfort

Jaskier felt his brows pucker into the slightest frown and not for the first time cursed Geralt for the wrinkles he would no doubt get because of the stubborn witcher and his stupid concepts of logic and reason – aka, his utter lack of either when it came to simple matters of health, wellbeing and general comfort.

Witchers, honestly.

Ch1 - Starvation Ch2 - Migraines

TOGETHER - (Read it on AO3) | (Read it on Tumblr) Gaskier, Child Surprise!Jaskier, Drunken Confessions

Geralt himself had the beginning of a pleasant buzz beginning to burn throughout his body, numbing his ire toward fate and destiny and village folk who were constantly trying to rip him out of his money for doing jobs no sane man would do. Perhaps Jaskier had been right. He did need a night to drink, to spit in destiny’s face, and be neither father-to-be or witcher, but merely a man in a bar drinking with a friend.

The evening went on like that – pleasant and mundane and mild – until suddenly it was anything but. Because Jaskier, the bloody bard that he was, just had to make things personal. And in Geralt’s experience, nothing good ever came from getting personal.

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Prompt: Geralt wonders why he can never get rid of Jaskier. One night Jaskier is drunk and telling Geralt stories of his childhood [...] leading to a rather surprising revelation about Fate.

DRIFT - (Read it on AO3) | (Read it on Tumblr) Alpha!Jaskier, Omega!Geralt, Hurt/Comfort

“Someone spotted your witcher out by the wood. He’s in a right state. No one’s brave enough to go near’em.”

Those had been the words of the messenger who had tracked Jaskier down at the inn, sent by the alderman. Jaskier had been prepared to go out into the rain and find a soggy, grumpy witcher. But “a right state” didn’t even begin to cover it.

(Geralt struggles with the aftermath of a contract gone wrong and Jaskier is there to pick up the pieces)

TEETH - (NSFW) (Read it on AO3) | (Read it on Tumblr) Regis/Geralt/Dettlaff, Biting, Light Manhandling, Vampire/Witcher Sandwich

“There are times I curse the trials for not making you invulnerable, Geralt,” Regis said, straddling Geralt’s lap like a lanky cat. Geralt peeked through hooded eyes, overwhelmed by Regis’ hands on his hips and Dettlaff’s curled around his ribs from behind. The higher vampire’s pupils were blown wide as Regis watched Dettlaff lap at the new set of impressions his teeth had left in the witcher’s shoulder – just this shy of breaking skin, angry and pinkened and puffy. “But it is times like this that I’m grateful for it just as well.”

“We vampires heal too quickly to share such luxuries with one another,” Dettlaff said, his voice like the roar of the ocean over sand; level, consistent and lulling. Geralt pressed his head back against the vampire’s shoulder and shivered in his grasp, eyes on Regis all the while.

DRABBLES -

Jaskier stops singing after the Djinn and Geralt hates it.

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by SingleCelled_Hime

Sofia has waited patiently for her Soulmate. Geralt and Jaskier found each other but something is missing. Could taking this young Fae halfling to her Soulmate help the couple forget the void? Why did her laugh make Jaskier write ballads and Geralt's lips twitch? Why did the presence of the bard and Witcher make her feel at home? And who invited the Vampire?

I'm bad at summaries but I promise its better than it sounds. Scouts honor.

Words: 1190, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game), Wiedźmin | The Witcher Series - Andrzej Sapkowski

Rating: Mature

Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence

Categories: F/M, M/M, Multi

Characters: Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia, Jaskier | Dandelion, Original Female Character(s), Original Non-Human Character(s)

Relationships: Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia/Jaskier | Dandelion, Jaskier | Dandelion/Original Female Character(s), Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia/Original Female Character(s), Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia/Jaskier | Dandelion/Reader

Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Alternate Universe - Soulmates, Blood, Blood Drinking, Threesome - F/M/M, Soft Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia, Jaskier | Dandelion Loves Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia, Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia Loves Jaskier | Dandelion, Getting to Know Each Other, two mothers, why isnt there a tag for that, Why Did I Write This?, i just really love soulmate aus, original fae characters - Freeform, Fae & Fairies, Fae Magic, Awesome Roach (The Witcher), Roach is the Best (The Witcher), Hair Braiding, Soulmate-Identifying Marks, How Do I Tag, Other Additional Tags to Be Added, Swan Lake references, If You Squint - Freeform, being human references, but you gotta squint, Mentioned Yennefer z Vengerbergu | Yennefer of Vengerberg, fae dont like to be called Fairy, Cause I Said So, Midsummer, Familiars, Shapeshifting

[roughentumble]

This is going to sound SO out there and I don't know if you've ever read/watched The Very Pulse of the Machine but I can picture it so clearly as a geraskier au. Either work as "Io", and the thought of a planet learning of you and loving you whole is soooo good.

i hadnt ever read it before, and i opened it to skim it to make sense of your Concept, and ended up reading the whole damn thing. wow. scifi short stories really do grab you and just dont let go, do they?

its still marinating in my mind, but definitely either one of them would work in either position, depending on how you wanted to spin it. the clipped responses, the stimulants, the "human facing impossible odds", all very geralt, meanwhile speaking through snippets of poetry is so jaskier it's hard to overstate. the devotion, too, very jaskier.

meanwhile, on the flip side, the difficulty communicating, the want to connect but being at a total disconnect, the "other"ness, the loneliness. SO geralt. so geralt it aches. made by someone who abandonded it long ago-- vs. twisted into something else by mages, long dead by others' hands. devotion, too, is very geralt. and so, too, jaskier gets the claim of human in a cast of somethings much more wild and fantastic. to monsters, geralt is just a human, but to a band of vampires and sorceresses and witchers, jaskier is the odd man out, the little human. making one the human and the other something Else is frankly pretty interchangable for the two of them

loving something so much you'd give everything to it, no matter how clumsy your hands. loving something so much you want to consume it.

having no choice but to fall into the waiting mouth of what loves you.

hoping it will show you mercy, hide its teeth, spit you out.

a lion tamer reversed, where the lion's the one with the power, the lion's the one in charge.

but it isnt even in charge! it's in love. and it's pleading. let me be of use to you. let me take you inside myself. let me make you something more

isnt that somethin! man. great way to gum up the inside of your brain for a half an hour with the wildest thought you've ever had.

[witcherfic]

SingleCelled_Hime August 24, 2020 at 11:33PM

by SingleCelled_Hime

Sofia has waited patiently for her Soulmate. Geralt and Jaskier found each other but something is missing. Could taking this young Fae halfling to her Soulmate help the couple forget the void? Why did her laugh make Jaskier write ballads and Geralt's lips twitch? Why did the presence of the bard and Witcher make her feel at home? And who invited the Vampire?

I'm bad at summaries but I promise its better than it sounds. Scouts honor.

Words: 1190, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game), Wiedźmin | The Witcher Series - Andrzej Sapkowski

Rating: Mature

Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence

Categories: F/M, M/M, Multi

Characters: Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia, Jaskier | Dandelion, Original Female Character(s), Original Non-Human Character(s)

Relationships: Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia/Jaskier | Dandelion, Jaskier | Dandelion/Original Female Character(s), Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia/Original Female Character(s), Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia/Jaskier | Dandelion/Reader

Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Alternate Universe - Soulmates, Blood, Blood Drinking, Threesome - F/M/M, Soft Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia, Jaskier | Dandelion Loves Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia, Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia Loves Jaskier | Dandelion, Getting to Know Each Other, two mothers, why isnt there a tag for that, Why Did I Write This?, i just really love soulmate aus, original fae characters - Freeform, Fae & Fairies, Fae Magic, Awesome Roach (The Witcher), Roach is the Best (The Witcher), Hair Braiding, Soulmate-Identifying Marks, How Do I Tag, Other Additional Tags to Be Added, Swan Lake references, If You Squint - Freeform, being human references, but you gotta squint, Mentioned Yennefer z Vengerbergu | Yennefer of Vengerberg, fae dont like to be called Fairy, Cause I Said So, Midsummer, Familiars, Shapeshifting