#i looove Halloween its my number 1

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Hey I love your blog! It's my favourite! Could you do a Shiro imagine where it's years after Voltron and him and his s/o have children and it's all cute and fluffy! 💖💖💖

ok, so I got a lot of this type of request so I’ll just do random HC’s, yeah? Mostly because if I broke these all up they would probably be extremely similar

Shiro’s got twin girls and he’s Blessed™ every morning he gets to see their beautiful faces

we’re continuing with the twins from earlier posts: Astrid and Hayden

if you didn’t think he cried when he got his first ‘#1 Dad’ you’re fucking wrong because this man bawled

it’s his favorite mug

until his daughters grow up more and start making him one every year, then those are his favorite

also he loves the crazy ties they choose for him each year. 

you thought he was romantic before marrying him? Well buddy, i have some news for you

takes every opportunity to say “Wifey” any time he possibly can. You are his ‘wifey’ and he loves saying it.

or ‘husband’ if that is what you prefer. every time. “Hey Husband.” what is your name? Husband.

flowers/chocolates/food/gifts weekly. just because he likes the look on your face when he comes home

you know that Roseanne post where dan gets her flowers? Yeah, that’s him

date night every wednesday (bc Fridays are busy) and sometimes it’s fancy, other times it’s not (”What do you mean Panda isn’t romantic? This is peak romance right here.”)

randomly massages parts of your body without asking

“What are you looking at Shiro?” “Only the most beautiful person in the universe.” “You’re a loser.” “But a loser who’s in looove~”

*soft sigh* “How did I get so lucky?” you’d think you’d be used to this, but it still makes you blush years later

“You’re so perfect, absolutely perfect.” “Shiro…I’m picking up dog shit.” “Yeah~”

has pictures of you, your daughters, and your pitbulls (3) all over his work area

there’s a small voltron dedicated area too, but it’s tiny compared to his family area. Lance is appalled.

“You won’t believe how cute my girls were this weekend!” proceeds to whip out the new 63 photos long album on facebook

speaking of, amateur Dad Photographer Shiro

he’s got a fancy Cannon with a bunch of different lenses

weekend daughter photoshoots are a hoot

your girls grow up loving it, being dramatic, imitating tyra banks, wearing ridiculous outfits, they are owning that back yard

they continue pretty much until the girls are like 13, because “It’s embarrassing dad!” “Ok, but I’m supposed to be embarrassing?” 

Soccer Mom Shiro

he’s got shirts that say his daughter’s names and numbers for every sport

he’s got noise makers and flags

the obnoxious parent who heckles the refs

“Hey ref! Did you come from FootLocker!? Because that was BULLSHIT!”

“oH SCREW YOU COACH! YOU WANT ME TO COME OVER THERE AND SHOW YOU HOW A REAL ELBOW GETS THROWN??!!”

he gets red carded, a lot.

you don’t even fight it anymore

the team loves him though because he’s super supportive of the other girls and he brings some killer snacks

not homemade though, he can’t cook for shit

remember his Expedition? He finally traded her in for a new version and is the official Mom Car™ for team/friend trips

let me repeat, he can not cook for shit. but for some reason he can throw it down of the barbecue

convinced it’s a perk you unlock after childbirth

very protective of his daughters, but respects their right to privacy and right to do their own things

but he taught them how to fight, so every fuck boi within a 10 mile radius knows not to fuck with the Shirogane Twins

he chugs that Respect Women Juice

wants to break a kid the first time a daughter cries over a romantic partner. but then he remembers murder on Earth is illegal. 

overly supportive in whatever his daughters and you choose to pursue

just overly supportive in everything really

he basically lives for you guys 

doesn’t get sick for some reason, so whenever someone is sick in the house, Nurse Shirogane/Dad is on it

“Who wore their shoes in the house?? Seriously?”

*pinches his nose with a deep sigh* “I’m sorry, my daughter punched Travis. But frankly, he kept harassing her even after she told him to stop snapping her bra strap. So the question we should be addressing here, Principal, is why your teacher allowed this sexual harassment to continue and did nothing to help my daughter?” Guess who got detention? Not his daughter.

Wants to cry a bit when his daughters start asking questions about sex

but he’ll be damned if they don’t know everything

it was actually a good family talk, after the initial awkwardness

The Hot Dad

his daughters’ friends all have a crush on him and he can’t figure out why

it’s totally not because he’s hot

or that he’s actually interested in what they have to say

or that he does yard work shirtless

or that he remembers random facts about them that they thought he would forget

nope

his daughters are grossed out

you think its hilarious because you get to tap that

drops off his girls at school

“Have fun! I love you! Make good decisions! I miss you already!”

“OmG DAD GO HOME!”“GROOOOSSS!”

goes to pick them up and has a little sign like people do at the airport that says “Shirogane” with like glitter and hearts and shit

the twins are embarrassed each time but they secretly love it

threw up the first time he had to change a poopy diaper

he did it though. he did it.

sings around the house a lot, just little random song parts or to the dogs

“Where oh where are my pup-py dogs~?” the dogs come slipping and sliding around the corner every time you guys come home

*badly and purposely out of tune* “And there’s the love of my liiiiife!!!~” “Oh stop it Shiro!” “She thinks I’m talking about her~. but I’m talking about the noo~odles~” *you throw a noodle at his head*

accompanied by bad dance moves

speaking of puppy dogs, has 3 pitbulls that look vicious as hell but they’re just as sweet as him

they are wonderfully trained and big babies

his ‘other children’ 

wouldn’t hurt a fly, but ain’t nobody fuck with you guys on walks

Their names are Mr. Murder (Murds for short), Cupcake (Cakey), and Rebel (Bells). He didn’t name them. The girls did.

There is also a grumpy house cat that nobody knows how old it is or how you acquired it. The Captain has just, always been…

Cappy showed up one day and never left

he’s a solid grey Blue Russian/Siamese mix with green eyes that rules the dogs

only loves Shiro and tolerates everyone else (he loves you guys really, but Shiro is his person)

Shiro baby talks him, “Who’s a good murder cat? You are! Yes! You!!!”

the house cleaner, his house and yard is spotless.

once broke out a ruler to measure the grass. you made fun of him.

“I swear to God, if Jim’s nasty ass tree grows over the fence this year, I will cut it down. I don’t give a fuck.”

fond of power washing

hot mechanic, does his own car work

head kisses for everyone! you are a well kissed family

also you’re the couple that’s always got your hands linked, arms wrapped around each other, or just leaning against each other

you’re always touching. always.

family Halloween costumes

Halloween is his JAM

lives for Halloween decorating

watches House Hunters religiously

The one who drags the family to World Market and Kohl’s for house decor

the house is definitely decorated for every major holiday

and he’s actually really good at decor? Like, you wouldn’t think so given with his clothing style and bad hair cut, but wow. you’ve got a nice house. (yes, i’m dragging Shiro)

you’ve come home routinely to the girls doing is hair and makeup and nails

“Hey honey, look how pretty I am. Didn’t the girls do a wonderful job?” “Just…marvelous dear.” “Right? Your turn is next.” oh no…

doesn’t wash off the nail polish, nobody makes fun of him. nobody.

tries to make you breakfast in bed on your birthday and valentine’s day

he can only make harboiled eggs and toast

when the girls get older, it gets more elaborate because they can help

super excited to teach the girls how to drive, but worried about dying

screamed more than once in the car and tried to slam on his invisible break

“Please…stop… you’re making my hair whiter…”

“I said SLOW, THIS IS NOT SLOW!!!”

Hands are pressing on the roof of the car and he’s twisted in the seat trying to brace himself

one day he figures out how to work the crockpot and can now contribute to family meals

loves taking you guys camping

tent camping, because RV camping ‘isn’t real’

a pyromaniac

everyone needs a personal bear mace and a dog at all times

the cat goes too, on a harness

family snuggles in the hammock for star gazing. including said pets. it’s a big hammock. 

everyone has an absurd knowledge about space. he was an astronaut and lived in space for a few years, so yeah

routinely uses Scary Aunt Allura as a threat

selfies!!! he has a lot of surprise ones where he just comes up and kisses you and takes the picture

the girls are selfie queens too family pictures happen. a lot.

“Family selfie!!” “We’re at Albertson’s????” “Don’t care, get in here.”

just, embarrassing but totally authentic dad!Shiro melts me

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[zimbyplays]

 100 Questions No One Ever Asks

i was tagged by two lovelies - @stardustsim​, @edgypandasimmer​, and @carmysims and i’m not feeling all too well right now but i figure why not.

1. DO YOU SLEEP WITH YOUR CLOSET DOORS OPEN OR CLOSED? Open. I used to sleep with them closed but then when I was younger and still had a dog, he would hop up on my bed and get ready for sleep, then stop and start growling at the closet. Frickin’ TERRIFYING. Eventually I found out it was a hanging mirror that he kept seeing himself in, but I’ve slept with the doors open since.

2. DO YOU TAKE THE SHAMPOOS AND CONDITIONER BOTTLES FROM HOTELS? ALWAYS, but I never use em...

3. DO YOU SLEEP WITH YOUR SHEETS TUCKED IN OR OUT? never tucked in. I hate feeling trapped. Hands and feet always out of sheet or blanket

4. HAVE YOU STOLEN A STREET SIGN BEFORE? ...shhhhhh (yes)

5. DO YOU LIKE TO USE POST-IT NOTES? I LOVE using post-its! But I rarely use em. They show up a lil in my sims legacy notebook tho!

6. DO YOU CUT OUT COUPONS BUT THEN NEVER USE THEM? I used to try coupons but I got lazy

7. WOULD YOU RATHER BE ATTACKED BY A BIG BEAR OR A SWARM OF BEES? Bear please. Let my death be quick. And not like the bear attack in The Revenant.

8. DO YOU HAVE FRECKLES? nope

9. DO YOU ALWAYS SMILE FOR PICTURES? most of the time they’re forced smiles, but that counts right

10. WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST PET PEEVE? ...idiots?

11. DO YOU EVER COUNT YOUR STEPS WHEN YOU WALK? not in a long time

12. HAVE YOU PEED IN THE WOODS? nope, I have literally gone 3 days limiting my food/drink intake so that I could go without using the bathroom to avoid such things

13. HAVE YOU EVER POOPED IN THE WOODS? nope, see 12

14. DO YOU EVER DANCE EVEN IF THERE’S NO MUSIC PLAYING? All the time

15. DO YOU CHEW YOUR PENS AND PENCILS? ew no

16. HOW MANY PEOPLE HAVE YOU SLEPT WITH THIS WEEK?

do you mean sleep like *

winky wink

* or just like, actual

sleep

? Cuz if it’s the second one, then 1.

17. WHAT SIZE IS YOUR BED? king

18. WHAT IS YOUR SONG OF THE WEEK? “Whistle While I Work It”

19. IS IT OK FOR GUYS TO WEAR PINK? uh yeah, why wouldn’t it be

20. DO YOU STILL WATCH CARTOONS? Not really a fan of cartoons, except MLP:FIM. 

21. WHAT IS YOUR LEAST FAVORITE MOVIE? Least favorite... which means it’s a fave but not as much of one... right? Or do you mean most HATED?? Least favorite I guess is District 9 Most HATED is I Know Who Killed Me 

22. WHERE WOULD YOU BURY HIDDEN TREASURE IF YOU HAD SOME? Doesn’t matter, I wouldn’t remember where anyhow

23. WHAT DO YOU DRINK WITH DINNER? Sparkling water or maybe a clear soda like Sprite

24. WHAT DO YOU DIP A CHICKEN NUGGET IN? I like ‘em alone, or with honey mustard

25. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE FOOD? Chicken

26. WHAT MOVIES COULD YOU WATCH OVER AND OVER AGAIN AND STILL LOVE? This list is too long. I literally have dozens of movies where I can literally press “restart” on as soon as it ends and never be tired of it ever. Off the top of my head: What’s Your Number, The Birdcage, Two Night Stand, Ratatouille

27. LAST PERSON YOU KISSED/KISSED YOU? My lovely boyfriend

28. WERE YOU EVER A BOY/GIRL SCOUT? nope

29. WOULD YOU EVER STRIP OR POSE NUDE IN A MAGAZINE? hell no - nothing against others who choose to, but I never would

30. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WROTE A LETTER TO SOMEONE ON PAPER? Does like, a card count? Few months ago maybe? If you mean an actual letter tho, it’s been a couple years since I’ve lost touch with my pen pals

31. CAN YOU CHANGE THE OIL ON A CAR? nope but i might be able to figure it out

32. EVER GOTTEN A SPEEDING TICKET? nope. I’ve been pulled over for speeding twice, but they both let me go with warnings

33. EVER RAN OUT OF GAS? yes

34. WHAT’S YOUR FAVORITE KIND OF SANDWICH? does a burger count? I’m a fan of burgers. If not, then I dunno, it changes based on my mood/craving. I had a deviled ham sandwich recently that was pretty tasty. 

35. BEST THING TO EAT FOR BREAKFAST? eggs benedict.

36. WHAT IS YOUR USUAL BEDTIME? it varies all the time

37. ARE YOU LAZY? Yes. 

38. WHEN YOU WERE A KID, WHAT DID YOU DRESS UP AS FOR HALLOWEEN? I was a witch 3 or 4 times, a fairy, a ninja turtle, a bride, Princess Leia, a power ranger...

39. WHAT IS YOUR CHINESE ASTROLOGICAL SIGN? Ox I think

40. HOW MANY LANGUAGES CAN YOU SPEAK? just the one

41. DO YOU HAVE ANY MAGAZINE SUBSCRIPTIONS? Yes, to Shape and um... Women’s... Journal? I dunno they were free. Thanks T-Mobile Tuesdays

42. WHICH ARE BETTER: LEGOS OR LINCOLN LOGS? OMG I used to looove lincoln logs. ♥ ♥ ♥

43. ARE YOU STUBBORN? absolutely

44. WHO IS BETTER: LENO OR LETTERMAN? well this is a dated question... Leno. Used to love him. Letterman would literally put me to sleep he was so boring.

45. EVER WATCH SOAP OPERAS? Not unless you count WWE... I used to watch that until I was 14 or so, I used to call it a “manly man’s soap opera” cuz ooo-weeee the drama. 

46. ARE YOU AFRAID OF HEIGHTS? Yes.

47. DO YOU SING IN THE CAR? Yes. But my singing volume coincides with the radio volume. I always sing one notch quieter than the radio. Unless I’m alone in the car. Then it’s anything goes.

48. DO YOU SING IN THE SHOWER? Only if I’m playing music

49. DO YOU DANCE IN THE CAR? not really... I mean... well okay sometimes

50. EVER USED A GUN? nope

51. LAST TIME YOU GOT A PORTRAIT TAKEN BY A PHOTOGRAPHER? five years ago. At my brother’s wedding.

52. DO YOU THINK MUSICALS ARE CHEESY? of course, but that doesn’t make me love them less

53. IS CHRISTMAS STRESSFUL? Yes.

54. EVER EAT A PIEROGI? yeah... wasn’t impressed

55. FAVORITE TYPE OF FRUIT PIE? hmmm.... HMMMM.... I mean I love pumpkin pie with all my heart, but apple is a close second

56. OCCUPATIONS YOU WANTED TO BE WHEN YOU WERE A KID? paleontologist. Thanks Jurassic Park.

57. DO YOU BELIEVE IN GHOSTS? nope, unless you count the ones in the Sims. Those shits exist for sure.

58. EVER HAVE A DEJA-VU FEELING? yep

59. DO YOU TAKE A VITAMIN DAILY? hahahaha, no

60. DO YOU WEAR SLIPPERS? only if I’m sick and cold

61. DO YOU WEAR A BATH ROBE? only if I need to use the bathroom in the middle of the night

62. WHAT DO YOU WEAR TO BED? undies

63. WHAT WAS YOUR FIRST CONCERT? NSYNC

64. WALMART, TARGET, OR KMART? Walmart

65. NIKE OR ADIDAS? bitch I said walmart, I can’t afford either of those brands

66. CHEETOS OR FRITOS? cheetos

67. PEANUTS OR SUNFLOWER SEEDS? sunflower seeds

68. EVER HEAR OF THE GROUP TRES BIEN? uh no

69. EVER TAKE DANCE LESSONS? nope

70. IS THERE A PROFESSION YOU PICTURE YOUR FUTURE SPOUSE DOING? something in physics?

71. CAN YOU CURL YOUR TONGUE? sure

72. EVER WON A SPELLING BEE? Nope, I got third place once

73. HAVE YOU EVER CRIED BECAUSE YOU WERE SO HAPPY? Of course, I cry at the drop of a hat I swear. There are 30 second commercials that will bring me to tears.

74. OWN ANY RECORD ALBUMS? nope

75. OWN A RECORD PLAYER? nope

76. DO YOU REGULARLY BURN INCENSE? hate the smell of incense

77. EVER BEEN IN LOVE? Yes.

78. WHO WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE IN CONCERT? seriously I’m not picky, I just wanna go 

79. WHAT WAS THE LAST CONCERT YOU SAW? Journey with Steve Miller Band

80. HOT TEA OR COLD TEA? Hot tea

81. TEA OR COFFEE? Tea usually, tho sometimes I just need coffee

82. SUGAR COOKIES OR SNICKERDOODLES? hate sugar cookies, never had a snickerdoodle

83. CAN YOU SWIM WELL? not really

84. CAN YOU HOLD YOUR BREATH WITHOUT HOLDING YOUR NOSE? yeah

85. ARE YOU PATIENT? I lack patience

86. DJ OR BAND AT A WEDDING? DJ! I’m so against Bands at weddings but boyfriend wants a band and I’m like NOOOOOO. That might be because I spent a few years as a wedding DJ tho

87. EVER WON A CONTEST? sure

88. HAVE YOU EVER HAD PLASTIC SURGERY? lol no i can’t afford that

89. WHICH ARE BETTER: BLACK OR GREEN OLIVES? black

90. CAN YOU KNIT OR CROCHET? i’ve learned the basics for both, but have the patience for neither

91. BEST ROOM FOR A FIREPLACE? Living room

92. DO YOU WANT TO GET MARRIED? yes

93. IF MARRIED, HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN MARRIED? not married

94. WHO WAS YOUR HIGH SCHOOL CRUSH? hmm... well freshman year I saw our school production of Peter Pan and Peter was played by a Senior named Herman and I guess I like a guy in tights cuz DAYUMMMM. Of course, he graduated that year. So that was the end of that.

95. DO YOU CRY AND THROW A FIT UNTIL YOU GET YOUR OWN WAY? lol, no. but I will cry and throw a fit...

96. DO YOU HAVE KIDS? Nope

97. DO YOU WANT KIDS? yeh

98. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE COLOR? green!

99. DO YOU MISS ANYONE RIGHT NOW? sure

100. WHO ARE YOU GOING TO TAG TO DO THIS TAG NEXT? NOBODY!!! Okay maybe @simplysims27​, and @sweetsugarspnsims​, and ANYONE ELSE WHO WANTS TO WASTE WAY TOO MUCH TIME ANSWERING ALL THESE QUESTIONS LIKE WTF I CAN’T BELIEVE I HAD THE PATIENCE FOR THIS

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A-Q :3

(A) Do you have any autistic friends? What are your favourite things to do together?You’re autistic dude. And I looove to infodump and rant about SIs we share, that’s the glorious shit right there. idk i do so much shit together with you it’s kind of hard to think… i love our talks, i love playing games w you, and i love you introducing me to your interests and getting the chance to share my interests with someone who’s patient and gets it. nice shit.Weirdly not a lot of people closest to me (minus you, the Closest to me) are autistic? I know other peeps who are autistic but for w.e reason I’m often not super close.(B) What sense do you most like to stim with (tactile, visual, proprioceptive, etc.)?hmmmm probably audio. It was a Big one in my childhood. i used to carry a cd player and my specially constructed playlists everwhere. i’ve always been esp fond of playing amvs on repeat, so id say that has audio/visual components, but visual on its own doesnt do as much for me. probably, that’s the funnest one as well.maybe this category is vestibular? my ‘anxiety’ stim tho is touch, pressure. i’ve recently become more aware that when im overwhelmed i have a tendency to lay down or wrap myself up. hug my dog. i pace a lot unconsciously if im worked up or anxious but… for reasons i tend to try to avoid this as it draws comments. i have to doodle, rip something up or play a phone game when im sitting for long periods of time, otherwise ill start fuckin w my face.(C ) What are some of your favourite stims?you ever get some of that synthetic sand shit? fuckin cool. neatest fuckin stim toy i got.i like my scented shit, the erasers and pencils. i just think theyre fuckin neat and they do help w concentration. huff that minty scent.but #1 is probably amv watching, since it’s cheap (free) and fun, and i can get really into it. most exciting, viscerally.(D) What was your first special interest? Do you remember anything about it?oh jeez haha i was gonna say bats, and although that was a little more alienating, pokemon actually was my SI before themluckily pokemon made me friends, bats didn’t as much. only gifts i wanted for christmas had to do with pokemon. i remember the one year i was like ‘all i want for christmas is a pokedex’ and my mom lied and said santa got it to me ahead of everyone, but it was a well-intentioned lie. you inputted the pokemon’s number manually and it gave you little facts. i was super into pokemon before i could even read, kindergarten. i can remember my dad reading the episode where all the pokemon are stuck on the island together to me (which was one of my favourite episodes). he hated it. i remember relatives used to tease me when i was 6-7 by saying something like they ‘saw a pikachu’ outside and id run out. relatives still tease me about how obsessed i was w pokemon as a baby, and i cant deny, i was. actually i really only have five memories or so of my grandpa (he died when i was 8), and one of them most vividly is showing him my pokemon collection and telling him all their different names.there was a kid i visited once a year and played pokemon with back in 2000 when my uncle thought he’d try to start a ski lodge or some shit and every year we’d exchange one pokemon toy.when i was… 8? my arm went through my family’s front window. literally painless, if you’ve ever doubted what going into shock feels like. anyway i remember clearly when the ambulance showed up that my last request to my panicking mother was to ‘grab my gengar and lickitung’ (two pokemon small plushie toys id gotten from a canadian tire that i was super attached to and used to ‘fake train’ by throwing around the backyard and giving speeches to)i bought those little silly straws w pokemon attached and id rip the pokemon off them to ‘free them’.i dont talk about it a lot, but i was actually Quite An Obsessed Little Pokemon Fan haha.anyway i was into bats for awhile after that, i read the book silverwing in… what must have been grade two or three? because i vividly remember drawing a bat for my ‘science book’ cover page in gr.3 based directly off its cover. i used to go around parroting bat facts in a little ‘bat fact notebook’ i made that was a little notebook id gotten from halloween with an orange cover and little black bat on the front. gr 3 kid: ‘hey whats ur name’me in gr3: ‘hey did u know they attached bombs to bats in ww2′anyway i remember once a parent on a school trip tried to correct me spouting my bat facts by condescendingly telling me ‘bats lay -eggs-’ and i got so furious w them until the teacher had to awkwardly admit they were wrong(TBC bc im sorry, im rambling)