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paper-bag-arts · 7 months
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he has worse posture than me when i’m drawing someone get him to a chiropractor
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ellis-ofwoolworth · 4 months
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one fact about operation mincemeat that i am absolutely heartbroken they left out of the musical is the fact that charles cholmondeley wore bill's uniform for 3 months to wear it out. i'm really just picturing charlie walking onto stage in the uniform, all the characters immediately treating him like a new, really cool character before he speaks and characters and audience alike realise 'oh. that's just charlie. fine'.
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openthefobwatch · 2 months
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Monty introducing Charles to everyone he meets like 'This is my boyfriend, Charles. He won the war.'
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neroushalvaus · 10 months
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Was anyone going to tell me that Spilsbury flirts with Charles during Making a Man or was I supposed to just die of shock
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you are me shopping montlie
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duchessanon · 6 months
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For the love of Henri: Tome 7 - Legend of the Ginger Pubes
Looks like it's one tome per two years. The never awaited next chapter is here.
What you missed on FTLOH…Henri’s beloved first wife’s (Philanthropina)  death was faked by the evil Kate and Meghan. Meghan married Henri but after accidentally burning a piece of Jesu’s cross, she became hated by the nation. Meghan decided to get the public back on side by procreating…however Henri was reluctant to give up his nethers.
After two long weeks of marriage, Henri had still not exposed his nethers to Meghan. Every time that Meghan tried to seduce him, he claimed he had to teach paupers how to grow their own vegetables, or was going to sleep on the streets to connect to the homeless (something that was his idea before Bulliam stole it and took all the credit). 
Meghan had tried everything to entice his nethers. From dressing up as a sexy nurse, which resulted in her volunteering at the Hospital for the Sick and Decrepit after Henri mistook her intentions. To running them a romantic bath and having to scoop out all the water so Henri could water his plants. But alas, the nethers remained hidden.
One day, Meghan was lunching with Fergie, discussing the problems with her sex life. Fergie was the only member of the royal family who was as open as an American like her.
‘Have you tried getting your toes out?’ Fergie said, eating a grass sandwich.
‘Yes of course I have, he started doing “this little piggy” with them, honestly gave me the ick’
‘What about engaging in some dirty talk, maybe the whole tampon thing runs in the family?’
‘Actually Fergie, I’ll have you know Dear Papa Charles NEVER said he wanted to BE a tampon, just that it would be his luck that he’d become one!’
‘Tomatoes, tomatos. Anyway there might be something else you could do if you’re really serious about this baby business’. Fergie wiggled her eyebrows.
‘Spit it out woman!’ Meghan yelled, like the loud American she was. 
‘I know a woman who knows a woman who could get you a baby, it’ll be genetically yours and everything’ Fergie winked dramatically. 
‘But his nethers won’t arise for me, how am I supposed to get a genetically correct child?’
Fergie started waving around her hands and throwing petals in the air, whispering as pink smoke began circling around her. ‘As a royal wife, you are now privy to one of the family’s biggest secrets. Royals can create babies simply using their pubes! BUT, the baby MUST be carried by a Chosen One.’
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Meghan gasped, ‘tell me more! Have there been previous Chosen Ones?!!!!’
‘Tiggy Leggy Iggy Wiggy Bourke, Julie Andrews, Rose (Allegedly) Chalomet’ 
‘Urm isn’t it Cholmondeley?’ 
‘Hush child!’ Fergie put a finger to Meg's mouth. ‘Speak not of what you know’.
‘Great I’ll have Julie’
‘FOOL, the Chosen One is chosen for you and can not be swopped between wives!!! Besides, only my beloved Eugbea has been blessed with the pipes of her Pube Mother, Julie’ Fergie span in a circle for dramatic effect.
‘Ok, no need to be so busybody! So Diana used Tiggy? You used Julie and Snake used Rose?! What a headfuck! Who did Liz use’
‘Are you DUMB!? Blood princesses don’t need a surrogate! That is only for married in women’. 
‘So what must I do?!’
Fergie’s eyes bulged with excitement. ‘Retrieve five pubes from Henri, and then consult the Mistress of the Pubes, she will tell you what to do next’
Meghan stroked her chin thoughtfully, ‘five pubes you say? Shouldnt be so hard…’
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Later that day, Meg and Henri were watching a Richard Attenborough show side by side on the couch without touching.
‘Henri my love’ Meg cooed.
‘Yes dear’ Henri replied while reading Libby’s latest French novella, which they were planning to sell to raise money for three legged horses. 
‘I was just wondering about the consistency of your nether pubes’ she said.
Henri choked in embarrassment. How could she bring up such a lurid topic? ‘M-m-m-y nether pubes?’
‘Yes well, my friend Gwynyth Paltrow says it’s important for men to condition their pubes as it increases productivity - can I have a little sample of yours? I’ll send them to Goop HQ and they’ll make you a personalised conditioner!’
‘I don’t think so Meghan dear, I’m happy with my productivity levels. I’ve just beaten Aunty Anne for the first time on my engagement count!’ Henri was proud yet humble about this achievement, and was certainly NOT bragging.
Meghan scowled. She really thought mentioning productivity would get him. Henri was devoted to his work, after all.
Later that night, in bed but not touching, Henri was reading some Greek philosophy. On the cover was a Greek statue showing off his clean, bare nethers. She was struck with an idea.
‘You know my love, that is one on Phily’s old books isnt it?’
‘Why yes it is’, he said with a tear in his eye.
‘She had an awful lot of philosophy books with those statues on the cover, and I found a few of her hand carved sculptures in the garden. They all had very bare nethers’ she smirked.
‘Well that is the style, one can’t sculpt in pubic hair!’ Henri said defensively.
‘Phily could’, Meghan said. ‘Phily could do anything and she was a huge supporter of natural bodies, I wonder if she just didnt like pubes on men’
Henri’s mind raced back in time. Phily was a advocate for natural bodies and was patron of the We Love Our Bodies And Body hair Society. But it was also true that she loved Greek sculptures and pubeless men.
Henri leapt out of bed and ran to the bathroom. Five minutes later, he appeared looking sheepish. Meg went in, finding just what she was looking for. A used razor with ginger pubes stuck in it. She laughed manically ‘FINALLY MY TIME HAS COME!’
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The next day Meghan hopped on a flight to NYC using Elton’s plane. She approached the door of the Den of the Mistress of the Pubes, which was actually the Penthouse Suite at the Plaza Hotel. 
After knocking on the door, someone called ‘who goes there?!’
It was a special code and Fergie had given Meghan the password - ‘BITCH FLAKES!’.
The door opened and Meghan smelt a familiar tropical scent - JLO Miami Glow perfume (2005). Outside the window she could see a beautiful sparking woman on top of the Empire State Building performing a pole dance. When Meghan blinked, the woman was in front of her.
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‘JENNIFER LOPEZ?!!’ she exclaimed. ‘YOU’RE the Mistress of the Pubes?!’
‘You got it’ Mistress winked. ‘I’m real, the way I walk the way I talk…’
‘I can’t believe it, you can dance, act, sing (kinda) and make babies from pubes’
Mistress broke into song and Meghan stood awkwardly while she finished, ‘don’t be fooled by the rocks that I got, I’m still Jenny from the block’.
‘Okaaay, so can you help me get pregnant?’ Meg said, knowing she could sing better.
‘You know I can’t get enough, I love that shit, you know I cant get enough, you love that shit’ Mistress wailed. 
‘Shut up birch! I dont wanna hear your fuckin album!’ Meghan screamed, her tongue lashing out and poking Mistress in the eye. 
‘Fine! What’s the problem?’
‘Henri wont give up his nethers and I need to get preggers so the British public forgive me for burning the cross of Jesu’ 
‘Wait, who are you and who’s Henri?’
‘Henri, Prince of the People!’
‘Ohhhh, Princess Phily’s man? God I miss her’, JLo wept as most people did when they talked about Phily. She was known and missed by every single human, animal and atom on the planet (apart from Meg, k8 and Willy). 
‘Well yes, I have his pubes and I need a baby’. She handed over the five ginger pubes in a golden napkin stolen from Liz.
JLo took them and tucked them between her tatas. ‘Come back this time tomorrow’.
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That time the next day, Meg returned. She was off her face with excitement about who her surrogate could be. Surely for Henri, it wouldnt be some low level aristo like Rose (allegedly). Maybe it would be Dakota Johnson or Simone Biles!
When she got to the penthouse, Mistress JLo was there standing in front of a red curtain. Meg gasped when she saw who standing bouncing on his knees next to her.
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‘Uncle Eddie?!’ Meg screamed.
‘It is I, Edward the curtain drawer-backer! No reveal can be made without me’
‘So this is how you make your extra cash’, Meg said.
‘Ok people, let’s not delay, the procedure was successful and I can confirm there is a royal baby on the way’, JLo said. ‘We will now reveal your surrogate’.
Eddie clapped and cheered.
JLo started singing as Eddie gripped onto the curtain rope. ‘Let’s get louuud, LET’S GET LOOOUUUUUD!!!!’
The curtain was pulled back revealing the surrogate. Meghan screamed like Kevin in Home Alone.
A stunning voluptuous lady was revealed, wearing a ruby bikini and a smile, ‘SHUT UP BIRCH, WHO PISSED IN YOUR FLAKES?’
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It was Jimmu. 
TO BE CONTINUED...
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one-paper-bag · 1 year
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Charles “would you still love me if i was a maggot” Cholmondeley
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a-royal-obsession · 4 years
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The Queen to the Prince of Wales
Frogmore, 20 June 1796
I have nothing new to say, but think it an age that we have not heard from you. Believe me, I ask not what passes & have no curiosity so liable to my sex. You alone interest me. Tell me that you are well; that alone will satisfy me, & I hope at least to hear that you are less agitated than you were. I saw Ld. Moira at Court & he did you all possible justice; that rejoiced me indeed, & that you may always stand foremost in the picture is my ambition.
Everybody old & young are well here. The weather is cold & unpleasant as the times; that both may change to our satisfaction is the sincere wish of yr. affectionnate mother & sincere friend.
The Prince’s Reply
Richmond, 20 June 1796
Such goodness as yours, ever dearest & best of mothers, claims not only everything that words can dictate, but everything that such a heart as mine can feel; & I trust that the dutiful & tender affection which I ever have endeavour’d to testify from the earliest period of my childhood towards you will leave you but little doubt of the sincerity of those feelings.
You ask me, dearest, dearest, dearest mother, what is going on. I will tell you everything, & was on the point of sitting down to scribble a few lines to let you know that there was such a person existing as myself, as well as what was now on the tapis, when I received your dear letter, which I confess to you was such a balsam to my heart as I cannot express, as I began to think it a very long time since I had seen your dear handwriting. Since Lord Moira’s interview with the King all was expectation for the event of a message which was supposed to be sent from the King to the Princess, as Lord Moira had ventur’d to tell his Majesty that he saw no other way of bringing things at all to a conclusion, & that the King had said that he would in consequence take care of it. We therefore had no doubt but what the message would be sent. But to detain you as little as possible, I found from Lord Cholmondeley, as well as from others who told me & who you know perfectly well, that the Duke of York was sent to the Duke of Gloucester by the King; that by what I have since understood the Duke did not make use of the King’s name to the Duke of Gloucester, as he did not find the Duke of Gloucester quite so well inclined as he ought to have been: in short, that it ended in their both going to Cholmondeley’s consulting over there what was best to be done, & making Cholmondeley go to the Princess to advise her to act in a different manner to what she had done, or to which she was disposed to do, & which was just so much trouble lost. On the Friday morning Cholmondeley came to Richmond to give me this account, in a state of anxiety & kindness of feeling that really does him the greatest credit, at the same time adding that the manner my brother had conducted himself towards me, & had expressed himself about me, would have given me the truest pleasure had I heard him. He asked my permission to tell the Duke of York everything. I told him I was sorry he had not done so already to him & to everybody he had ever talked to upon the subject, that I had begg’d him to do so from the first, that it could only have been his apprehensions of being suspected to take a part on one side or the other that had prevented his doing so, as I had nothing to conceal on my part, & that the more the truth was known the more it would tell to my credit, & had the truth been generally known sooner it would in all probability have stopp’d much of the infamous scurrility & calumny in which the whole town & indeed almost the whole country at present abounds. He set off directly after this interview to return to London in order to see my brother again with whom he was to have another conversation by appointment after he had seen me. However, when he got to town he missed him. But my brother sent me a message by Ernest that if he could be of any use to me, or that I wish’d to see him at any time I should send for him whenever I pleas’d. I thought this was an opening on his part to wish to see me & to talk to me, & as I was equally desirous of an interview, in order to let him know my ways of thinking. I wrote him word I would be with him the next morning, Saturday last, at Oatlands in consequence of the affectionate message Ernest had deliver’d me from him. I went there & indeed it was lucky I went there instead of desiring him to come to me, as I found him extremely ill indeed, & hardly able to speak. He enter’d fully into my reasoning, approved much of my not submitting any further, & of a paper, which I had drawn up with my motives for the line of conduct I was determin’d that nothing should induce me to deviate from, which I had given Lord Moira for his instructions, part of which he read to the King, & a copy of which I have now sent to Frederick in order to place in the King’s hands & to leave with him. He was fully of opinion with me, as well as Lord Moira, & even Cholmondeley, that the only chance of bringing the Pss. to reason would be, her receiving a very firm & resolute message from the King. He said that if the King should approve of sending such a message, & I should have no objection to his undertaking it, he would carry it himself & do it in the most peremptory manner. He said he would go the next morning, which was yesterday morning, again to London purposely to see Cholmondeley & Lord Moira & afterwards to go to the King from me; he did go as he said, but was too ill to return; however it is only putting it off till Wednesday morning. Lord Moira came to town yesterday, & said that the reason he had not been with me for the last three days was that he had been waiting in continued expectation of the Princess sending for him, as he had written to Lady Caernarvon the day he return’d from the Grainge, to desire her to acquaint the Pss. that he was return’d & had brought with him a paper containing my final decision & sentiments with respect to the present business, & which he could not have got from me, unless he had passed off a paper he had received from the Pss. through Cholmondeley the morning he was setting out from the Grainge, as merely memorandums for him to act upon instead of a message, as the want of it which he could not have the impertinence to produce to me as such, as entirely preecluded every possibility of an accomodation. Here then the affair stood when he left town, excepting his having written a letter to Cholmondeley to require him to obtain a final answer for him from the Princess, requiring to know whether the Pss. would chuse to give him an audience & to avail himself of the manner in which he had represented his paper to me, & in consequence of which he had likewise received a paper from me containing my final sentiments with which he thought the Princess ought to be acquainted, or whether he was to understand that there was to be final conclusion to all further negotiation, & that the Pss. did not mean on that account to see him any more. His motive for writing this letter is, either to put ourselves upon the best possible grounds, by the Pss. refusing to give him a further interview & stopping all further negotiation; or else by putting it in his power when he sees her, to make her fully appriz’d, whatever her conduct may be afterwards, of the evils that are likely to ensue through her means on all sides; & in either case seeing the King on Wednesday to let his Majesty know how things stand, how fairly & honourably I have conducted myself, & to represent to the King for the King’s pleasure to decide upon, what he thinks is most adviseable to be done, as he can not help now seeing the Pss. in her true colors, how false how mischievous, how treacherous she is & at the same time how much she may be, & actually is made the tool not only of private views, but of party, & even of the worst parties at this moment, the democratick, & which she sufficiently evinced by Cholmondeley’s own confession to me, by her not only carrying the poor little girl to the window when Fox’s mob was passing, in order to make her also an instrument, as she has upon other occasions done, against her much injured father but actually afterwards driving in her carriage afterwards through the mob, to pay her devoirs to Mr. Fox after such a speech too as he made, & to get herself applauded. The enclosed letter from Lord Moira to me whilst I am writing will make you, dearest & best of mothers, more mistress of everything as it is than anything I can possibly add. Your groom is quite wild at my detaining him so long, but you will know the reason by the length of my letter. As to say anything of myself I shall not, for I endeavour to stifle as much as I can my own feelings, car mon parti étant pris; firmness & resolution dictated by a good conscience will carry me through. Good God, when am I to see you again & the dear King, why may I not see you? Think it over & write me word whether I may not slip over to Frogmore on Wednesday, though I will do nothing that you can wish me not to do; but at any rate do not let me be so long again without some tidings of you. I think you will judge it right that the King should be told of the Pss.’s paying her court to Mr. Fox & his mob at the time I was declining seeing Sheridan; he will I think be convinced now of what her plots, plans, & views are. They say that the Duke of Leeds is one of her principal advisers & counsellors. I must tell you also that there has been no one woman more inveterate against me, or who has said such unpardonable things as Mrs. Arthur Stanhope. Lady Cardigan the world are likewise much surpriz’d at, especially as she belongs to you. I could tell you much more, but my letter is already of too unpardonable a length, but judge only of the pleasure I should have in seeing you & conversing with you, by the very length of my letter. Present my best love to all my dearest sisters, thank dearest Eliza for her most affectionate letter which I should answer were it not for this my long one to you; but one word more, notwithstanding my own misfortunes. I cannot help being anxious to the utmost about dear Pss. Royal; pray let me know how this stands at present. And now God bless you, my most beloved mother, how I envy this paper that you are to look upon would it were me for many reasons, but I will not plague you with my melancholy.
P.S. Pray keep Ld. Moira’s letter for me.
Pray send the poor hobby groom word that you are not angry with him, as it is my fault for keeping him.
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Order please in #mygarden! Lots of commotion amongst the #Clematis. They are wondering who are the newcomers! 🤣🤣🤣. I've bought Elsa Spath from @asda, Prince Charles from @sarahravensgarden, Armandii from @crocus.co.uk and UNKNOWN(pot broken and neglected) from @lidlgb where they don't have any labels or price tag. So the @lidlgb staff charged us £1.58 using the barcode of a Seed Tub and Wrigley Extra Peppermint. 🤣🤣🤣 . A gardener once told me on average, a garden has approximately 7 Clematis. I have loaded mine with 19 Clematis (17 varieties) and counting! 😱😱😱 Who doesn't love a Clematis? I will keep you updated on their progress. If all goes to plan, July will be the best Clematis month in #mygarden. 😍😍😍 . Here are our list of #Clematis in our garden, papa x x x - Blue Angel (July - Sept) - Montana var. Grandiflora (May - Jun) - Wedding Day (May to Jun & Sept) - Lasurstern (May to Jun & Sept) - 2x Fragrant Oberon 'Hutbron' (Mar to Apr) - 2x Etoile Violette (Jul to Sept) - Aotearoa (Jul to Sept) - Fujimusume (Jun to Sept) - Mrs Cholmondeley (May to Sept) - Scartho Gem (May to Aug) - Polish Spirit (Jul to Sept) - Bees Jubilee (May to Sept) - Flammula (Jul to Oct) - Prince Charles (Jun to Sept) - Armandii (Mar to May) - Elsa Spath (May to Sept) - UNKNOWN . #flowers #gardening101 #gardenphotography #flowersofinstagram #gardenlover #gardenersofinstagram #gardeningtips #gardeninglife #gardensofinstagram #gardencenter #gardeners #gardening #clematis #garden #gardenlife #clematisflower #gardens #clematisvine #gardener #gardendesign #gardenlove #flower #clematisflowers #gardenflowers #gardenlovers #clematisgarden #greenfatfingersclematis #clematislove #garden_explorers (at Royal Botanic Garden Edinburgh) https://www.instagram.com/p/Bwd4jgbBuhF/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1cir5swdimh0n
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Because when you look at anything long enough to be able to identify it, you see far more clearly and you make a tiny beginning at understanding the life, the place, the history of that bird or rock or mammal. – Marge Piercy • One of the best gifts you can give to an animal is a donation of a blanket to your local animal shelter during the winter months. – Carrie Ann Inaba • Pure water is the best gifts a man can bring. But who am I that I should have the best of anything? -Let princes revel at the pump, let peers with ponds make free, …beer is good enough for me. – Charles Neaves, Lord Neaves • Seeing you happy is the best gift I could ever ask for. – Maya Banks • So every year when Christmas comes, I realize a new, the best gift life can offer is having friends like you. – Helen Steiner Rice • Staying present, living in Presence is the best gift anyone can give to those they love. – Guy Finley • Suffering is the very best gift He has to give us. He gives it only to His chosen friends. – Therese of Lisieux • Surely a gentle sister is the second best gift to a man; and it is first in point of occurrence; for the wife comes after. – Herman Melville • The best #‎ gift we can give in any interaction is to leave people feeling lighter, #‎ happier , and more at #‎ peace . – David Simon • The best gift a fan could give me is undeniable support. – Jessie J • The best gift an educator can give is to get somebody to become self reflective. – Randy Pausch • The best gift anyone can give to a friend is to pray for him. – Benedict Groeschel • The best gift for an actor is the love of the fans. Many make sweet cards, write letters and even come and meet me wherever I am in India. The love and blessings of your elders is also always cherished, but the extra mile that the fans go to is memorable. – Abhishek Bachchan • The best gift from a father to his child is Education and Upbringing. – Muhammad • The best gift I was ever given was the arts. My mum gave me those on a silver platter. Growing up, her and my grandmother would take me to ballets, classical concerts, even smoky jazz clubs I wasn’t supposed to be in! – Jill Scott • The best gift is giving from your heart – Kevin Heath • The best gift we can have is living in the present moment and really enjoying it for what it is; and, not being in our heads and getting sidetracked. – Amy Smart • The best gift you can ever give your mentor is to grow. They feed off your growth. I believe that everyone has the seed of success inside, but too many people can’t find it in themselves and as a result do not reach their potential. But there are those whose purpose in life is to fertilize the seed of potential in another, who are rewarded by seeing that person grow and blossom before their eyes. Raising up others to a higher level is a mentor’s joy and sustenance. – John C. Maxwell • The best gift you can give a human being is an introduction to a God who loves them. – Bill Hybels • The best gift you can give is a hug: one size fits all and no one ever minds if you return it. – Marge Piercy • The best gift you can give someone is a part of your soul. – Jane Seymour • The best gift you can give yourself is an open mind. – Hayley Williams • The best gift you can give yourself is the gift of possibility. – Paul Newman • The best gift you can give, besides your unconditional love, is to be strong for them when they are present and stronger for yourself when they are not! – David H. Cooke • The best gift, and investment, you can give your child is your time – Kevin Heath • The best gifts come from the heart, not the store. – Sarah Dessen • The best gifts in life will never be found under a Christmas tree, those gifts are friends, family, children and the one you love. – Unknown • The best gifts to give: To your friend, loyalty; To your enemy, forgiveness; To your boss, service; To a child, a good example; To your parents, gratitude and devotion; To your mate, love and faithfulness; To all men and women, charity. – Oren Arnold • The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a happy family all wrapped up in each other. – Bill Vaughan • The big thing with all parents is they just want to be left alone. I want no demands. That’s the best gift for Father’s Day, just leave them alone. – Terry Crews • The highest act of love is the giving of the best gift, and, if necessary, at the greatest cost, to the least deserving. That’s what God did. At the loss of His Son’s life to the totally undeserving, God gave the best gift – the display of the glory of Christ who is the image of God. – John Piper • The very best gift… is that anyone can experience those unexpected twinkles of joy that make a magical moment. At these moments, you feel true, deep joy because of a great new insight, a beautiful prospect, or a glimpse into the radiance of another soul. They are the magic moments when life seems better than you ever realized. – Richard M. Eyre • There is something about saying, ‘We always do this,’ which helps keep the years together. Time is such an elusive thing that if we keep on meaning to do something interesting, but never do it, year would follow year with no special thoughtfulness being expressed in making gifts, surprises, charming table settings, and familiar, favorite food. Tradition is a good gift intended to guard the best gifts. – Edith Schaeffer • To be free from evil thoughts is God’s best gift. – Aeschylus • Turkey is undoubtedly one of the best gifts that the New World has made to the Old. – Jean Anthelme Brillat-Savarin • Virtue, the strength and beauty of the soul, Is the best gift of Heaven: a happiness That even above the smiles and frowns of fate Exalts great Nature’s favourites: a wealth That ne’er encumbers, nor can be transferr’d. – John Armstrong • When God loves a creature he wants the creature to know the highest happiness and the deepest misery … He wants him to know all that being alive can bring. That is his best gift…. There is no happiness save in understanding the whole. – Thornton Wilder • Who can go to a rodeo and then criticize the hunter? … an expertly placed bullet would be the best gift a rodeo horse could receive. – Roger Caras • Wine, madam, is God’s next best gift to man. – Ambrose Bierce • WINE, n.Fermented grape-juice known to the Women’s Christian Union as “liquor,” sometimes as “rum.” Wine, madam, is God’s next best gift to man. – Ambrose Bierce • Wow,” I said. “Are you making this up?” “Hazel Grace, could I, with my meager intellectual capacities, make up a letter from Peter Van Houten featuring phrases like ‘our triumphantly digitized contemporaneity’?” “You could not,” I allowed. “Can I, can I have the email address?” “Of course,” Augustus said, like it was not the best gift ever. – John Green • You should never lose heart. God is merciful and kind- he has endowed you with the best gift- smile, which can make millions happy. – Mother Teresa
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• A good wife is heaven’s last, best gift to man, – his gem of many virtues, his casket of jewels; her voice is sweet music, her smiles his brightest day, her kiss the guardian of his innocence, her arms the pale of his safety. – Jeremy Taylor • A happy childhood is one of the best gifts that parents have in their power to bestow. – Mary Cholmondeley • Amid the sufferings of life on earth, suicide is God’s best gift to man. – Pliny the Elder
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It involves many things, but above all, the power of going out of one’s self, and appreciating whatever is noble and loving in another. – Thomas Hughes • Blessed are they who have the gift of making friends,for it is one of God’s best gifts. – Thomas Hughes • Deep down inside we know that the best gifts don’t come from catalogs or shopping malls. They don’t come in brightly-colored packages or fancy envelopes and they’re not sitting under a tree somewhere… The best gifts come from the heart. They come when we look at each other, REALLY look at each other and say ‘You mean a lot to me’ or ‘I’m so glad you’re a part of my life.’ A gift like that will never go out of style or be forgotten or be returned for a different size. A gift like that can change the world. – Ron Atchison • Earnestness is the best gift of mental power, and deficiency of heart is the cause of many men never becoming great. – Edward Bulwer-Lytton, 1st Baron Lytton • Everything seems overwhelming when you stand back and look at the totality of it. I build a lot of stuff and it would all seem impossible if I didn’t break it down piece by piece, stage by stage. The best gift you can give yourself is some drive–that thing inside of you that gets you out the door to the gym, job interviews, and dates. The believe-in-yourself adage is grossly overrated. – Adam Carolla • For my confirmation, I didn’t get a watch and my first pair of long pants, like most Lutheran boys. I got a telescope. My mother thought it would make the best gift. – Wernher von Braun • God spoke to me clearly and said, ‘Did I give my son Jesus on the cross expecting nothing in return?’ God bankrupted heaven and gave the best gift he could give. He gave the best offering he could give. What did God need? He needed sons and daughters, he gave the very thing he needed. You can bring God a gift fully expecting something in return. Get to the phone!’ – Paul Crouch • God’s gifts are many; His best gift is one. It is the gift of Himself. – Aiden Wilson Tozer • Great men are among the best gifts which God bestows upon a people. – George Stillman Hillard • Guilt: the gift that keeps on giving. – Erma Bombeck • Having the freedom to read and the freedom to choose is one of the best gifts my parents ever gave me. – Judy Blume • Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. – Gautama Buddha • How sad that we often diminish our best gifts by struggling valiantly to develop in someone else’s area of ability. It is better to focus on your uniqueness and do that with excellence than to end up with mediocrity in several areas. – Dan Miller • I believe the best gift you could ever give a woman is your time. – Ziad K. Abdelnour • I believe the Bible is the best gift God ever gave to man. All the good from the Savior of the world is communicated to us through that book.” On a personal spiritual note, Lincoln confessed, “I have been driven many times to my knees with the overwhelming conviction, that I had nowhere else to go. – Abraham Lincoln • I believe the Bible is the best gift God has ever given to man. – Abraham Lincoln I believe the Bible is the best gift God has ever given to man. All the good from The Savior of the world is communicated to us through this Book. – Abraham Lincoln • I get really cool gifts, and I know this sounds really lame, but I think one of the best gifts I’ve ever received was the Easy Bake Oven when I was younger. When I was little, I loved to bake! I want to get one now so I can make weird mini desserts for people. – Ashley Benson • I have an extraordinary attention span. I manage to juggle two or three different ideas at the same time, and that’s probably, if I have a gift, that’s probably the best gift that’s given me. – Paul Newman • I played rugby for years, and I had a rugby jacket that I lost when I was 14. Somehow, my brother found it in storage 15 years later, and he gave it back to me for my 30th birthday. That was amazing and probably one of the best gifts I’ve ever received. – Ryan Reynolds • I think fun is one of the best gifts we can give to each other. If everyone was having fun we’d be in good shape. – Alex Ebert • I think humor is the best gift, and if you can’t laugh at yourself, who can you laugh at? – Cameron Diaz • I wake up to my three dogs and my wife in bed and the kids, and those are the best gifts that I have. – Mike Ness • In Africa, you only have an independent media in only eight African countries, so there is very little transparency. The best gift that rich countries can give Africa is Radio Free Africa and Radio Free Africa will do for Africa what Radio Free Europe did for Europe. – George W. Bush • In my view, the best gift is one that benefits both the receiver and the planet. – Andrew Weil • In regard to this Great Book, I have but to say, it is the best gift God has given to man. – Abraham Lincoln • In regards to this great Book [the Bible], I have but to say it is the best gift God has given to man. All the good the Savior gave to the world was communicated through this Book. But for it we could not know right from wrong. All things most desirable for man’s welfare, here and hereafter, are found portrayed in it. – Abraham Lincoln • It is one of Heaven’s best gifts to hold such a dear creature in one’s arms. – Johann Wolfgang von Goethe • It’s the best gift in the world to be able to get up and dance because it’s the best gym. You artistically stretch your brain and you physically stretch your body to a higher point than a singular rotation movement like running. It makes your whole body move in lots of different ways, and it can make you very flexible as well, which is good for later life. – Andrew Stone • Kindness is one of the best gifts you can bestow… We know that inherently that feels great. – Joe Rogan • knowledge is the best gift of pure God . – Bozorgmehr • Let my heart be wise. It is the gods’ best gift. – Euripides • LIVER, n. A large red organ thoughtfully provided by nature to be bilious with. The liver is heaven’s best gift to the goose; without it that bird would be unable to supply us with the Strasbourg “pate”. – Ambrose Bierce • Memories are perhaps the best gifts of all. – Gloria Gaither • My latest found, Heaven’s last, best gift, my ever new delight! – John Milton • My love can’t be purchased Best gifts have been well-thought-out surprises. – Nina Dobrev • My mother cranes her neck. Her ability to be fascinated by things is her best gift to me. – Gary Shteyngart • My parents always made education and school the number one priority. They believed that an education is the best gift you can give to your child. – Debra Messing • My whole life has been about changing negatives into positives. I got famous, then I got cancer, and now I live to talk about it. Sometimes the best gifts come in the ugliest packages. – Fran Drescher • New York has been the best gift, in that the city pushes me to so many next levels. – Baratunde Thurston • No matter how many times you forget it, you can turn around and help someone. Or you can deliver a positive message or share with someone or just listen to someone share their story with you, it’s just the best gift there is. And it’s free. – Eliza Dushku • One of the best gifts we can give ourselves is time alone with God. – Joyce Meyer • One of the best gifts you can give a poet is to present them with field guides – to rocks, to stars, to birds, to wildflowers, to trees and bushes, to butterflies, to reptiles and amphibians. Because when you look at anything long enough to be able to identify it, you see far more clearly and you make a tiny beginning at understanding the life, the place, the history of that bird or rock or mammal. – Marge Piercy • One of the best gifts you can give to an animal is a donation of a blanket to your local animal shelter during the winter months. – Carrie Ann Inaba • Pure water is the best gifts a man can bring. But who am I that I should have the best of anything? -Let princes revel at the pump, let peers with ponds make free, …beer is good enough for me. – Charles Neaves, Lord Neaves • Seeing you happy is the best gift I could ever ask for. – Maya Banks • So every year when Christmas comes, I realize a new, the best gift life can offer is having friends like you. – Helen Steiner Rice • Staying present, living in Presence is the best gift anyone can give to those they love. – Guy Finley • Suffering is the very best gift He has to give us. He gives it only to His chosen friends. – Therese of Lisieux • Surely a gentle sister is the second best gift to a man; and it is first in point of occurrence; for the wife comes after. – Herman Melville • The best #‎ gift we can give in any interaction is to leave people feeling lighter, #‎ happier , and more at #‎ peace . – David Simon • The best gift a fan could give me is undeniable support. – Jessie J • The best gift an educator can give is to get somebody to become self reflective. – Randy Pausch • The best gift anyone can give to a friend is to pray for him. – Benedict Groeschel • The best gift for an actor is the love of the fans. Many make sweet cards, write letters and even come and meet me wherever I am in India. The love and blessings of your elders is also always cherished, but the extra mile that the fans go to is memorable. – Abhishek Bachchan • The best gift from a father to his child is Education and Upbringing. – Muhammad • The best gift I was ever given was the arts. My mum gave me those on a silver platter. Growing up, her and my grandmother would take me to ballets, classical concerts, even smoky jazz clubs I wasn’t supposed to be in! – Jill Scott • The best gift is giving from your heart – Kevin Heath • The best gift we can have is living in the present moment and really enjoying it for what it is; and, not being in our heads and getting sidetracked. – Amy Smart • The best gift you can ever give your mentor is to grow. They feed off your growth. I believe that everyone has the seed of success inside, but too many people can’t find it in themselves and as a result do not reach their potential. But there are those whose purpose in life is to fertilize the seed of potential in another, who are rewarded by seeing that person grow and blossom before their eyes. Raising up others to a higher level is a mentor’s joy and sustenance. – John C. Maxwell • The best gift you can give a human being is an introduction to a God who loves them. – Bill Hybels • The best gift you can give is a hug: one size fits all and no one ever minds if you return it. – Marge Piercy • The best gift you can give someone is a part of your soul. – Jane Seymour • The best gift you can give yourself is an open mind. – Hayley Williams • The best gift you can give yourself is the gift of possibility. – Paul Newman • The best gift you can give, besides your unconditional love, is to be strong for them when they are present and stronger for yourself when they are not! – David H. Cooke • The best gift, and investment, you can give your child is your time – Kevin Heath • The best gifts come from the heart, not the store. – Sarah Dessen • The best gifts in life will never be found under a Christmas tree, those gifts are friends, family, children and the one you love. – Unknown • The best gifts to give: To your friend, loyalty; To your enemy, forgiveness; To your boss, service; To a child, a good example; To your parents, gratitude and devotion; To your mate, love and faithfulness; To all men and women, charity. – Oren Arnold • The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a happy family all wrapped up in each other. – Bill Vaughan • The big thing with all parents is they just want to be left alone. I want no demands. That’s the best gift for Father’s Day, just leave them alone. – Terry Crews • The highest act of love is the giving of the best gift, and, if necessary, at the greatest cost, to the least deserving. That’s what God did. At the loss of His Son’s life to the totally undeserving, God gave the best gift – the display of the glory of Christ who is the image of God. – John Piper • The very best gift… is that anyone can experience those unexpected twinkles of joy that make a magical moment. At these moments, you feel true, deep joy because of a great new insight, a beautiful prospect, or a glimpse into the radiance of another soul. They are the magic moments when life seems better than you ever realized. – Richard M. Eyre • There is something about saying, ‘We always do this,’ which helps keep the years together. Time is such an elusive thing that if we keep on meaning to do something interesting, but never do it, year would follow year with no special thoughtfulness being expressed in making gifts, surprises, charming table settings, and familiar, favorite food. Tradition is a good gift intended to guard the best gifts. – Edith Schaeffer • To be free from evil thoughts is God’s best gift. – Aeschylus • Turkey is undoubtedly one of the best gifts that the New World has made to the Old. – Jean Anthelme Brillat-Savarin • Virtue, the strength and beauty of the soul, Is the best gift of Heaven: a happiness That even above the smiles and frowns of fate Exalts great Nature’s favourites: a wealth That ne’er encumbers, nor can be transferr’d. – John Armstrong • When God loves a creature he wants the creature to know the highest happiness and the deepest misery … He wants him to know all that being alive can bring. That is his best gift…. There is no happiness save in understanding the whole. – Thornton Wilder • Who can go to a rodeo and then criticize the hunter? … an expertly placed bullet would be the best gift a rodeo horse could receive. – Roger Caras • Wine, madam, is God’s next best gift to man. – Ambrose Bierce • WINE, n.Fermented grape-juice known to the Women’s Christian Union as “liquor,” sometimes as “rum.” Wine, madam, is God’s next best gift to man. – Ambrose Bierce • Wow,” I said. “Are you making this up?” “Hazel Grace, could I, with my meager intellectual capacities, make up a letter from Peter Van Houten featuring phrases like ‘our triumphantly digitized contemporaneity’?” “You could not,” I allowed. “Can I, can I have the email address?” “Of course,” Augustus said, like it was not the best gift ever. – John Green • You should never lose heart. God is merciful and kind- he has endowed you with the best gift- smile, which can make millions happy. – Mother Teresa
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EDEN CONFIDENTIAL: Kate has a rural rival
As the wife of our future monarch, the Duchess of Cambridge was assumed to be queen bee of the ‘Turnip Toffs’ who live near Anmer Hall, the country home she shares with Prince William and their children in Sandringham, Norfolk.
Friends claim there is, however, a rival to her rural crown: she is Rose, the ex-model married to their neighbour, the Marquess of Cholmondeley.
‘On the face of it, it’s bizarre, but Kate seems to see Rose as a rival,’ claims one of their aristocratic set in East Anglia.
Friends believe ex-model Rose, Lady Cholmondeley is a rival to Kate’s rural crown
Rose Hanbury, who turned 35 yesterday, married the film-making Marquess, David Rocksavage, in 2009
The reasons for the alleged competition remain unclear, but there is no doubt the two couples have become close friends since the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge were given Anmer Hall by the Queen as a wedding present.
Rose Hanbury, who turned 35 yesterday, married the film-making Marquess, David Rocksavage, in 2009. He is 23 years her senior and friends had almost given up hope that he would ever marry.
Rose soon produced an heir and spare, in the form of twins Alexander and Oliver. Like Kate, she has since given birth to a third child, Iris.
The Marquess of Cholmondeley is 23 years the Marchioness’s senior and they have three children together
The couple live two miles away from Kate and William in Houghton Hall, one of the country’s finest Palladian houses
While Kate and William stay at ten-bedroom Anmer, which was previously rented out to a kitchen timber boss, the Marquess and Marchioness of Cholmondeley live in splendour two miles away at Houghton Hall, one of the country’s finest Palladian houses, surrounded by 1,000 acres of parkland.
Should Rose need any advice on handling tensions, she has only to ask her husband. As Lord Great Chamberlain, David became an expert in treading hazardous paths while walking backwards in front of the Queen at the State Opening of Parliament.
Jo Wood in a Zulu quest 
Jo Wood is eager to dig into her Zulu roots on Who Do You Think You Are?
Once married to a Rolling Stone, Jo Wood has led a colourful life. Now, Ronnie Wood’s ex is seeking ancestors with even more fascinating stories.
Former Strictly contestant Jo wants to appear on the BBC’s genealogy programme Who Do You Think You Are?.
‘I would love to dig into my Zulu roots,’ says Jo, 64, whose great-grandmother was a mixed-race South African.
Speaking at the launch of her daughter Leah’s environmental photography exhibition at Re:Centre in Hammersmith, she adds: ‘When the Stones played Johannesburg, I invited 25 cousins to the show. It was so funny: we’re all different colours.’
Prince Charles’ hush-hush talks with chef Jamie 
Jamie Oliver, who publicly complained that Prince Harry and Meghan Markle rejected his offer to cook for their wedding, has been handed a royal olive branch.
I hear that Prince Charles invited the outspoken television chef to his London residence, Clarence House, for talks this week.
Royal officials decline to disclose what was discussed at the ‘private’ meeting, but a source tells me the Prince is keen for Oliver to be involved in future royal projects.
Jamie Oliver has had talks with Prince Charles at Clarence House this week, with the chef eager to be involved in future royal projects
 A spokesman points out that Charles held the tete-a-tete in his capacity as patron of the Soil Association, which campaigns for organic food. 
Oliver said of his royal wedding snub: ‘I did write and say if they want the food sorted I would bring the best of British and American chefs together to do the catering. I didn’t get a reply.’ 
At least Charles is more courteous.
Film-maker Vaughn casts old school Stowe in movie
Matthew Vaughn, who made his name as producer of Guy Ritchie’s cockney crime caper Lock, Stock And Two Smoking Barrels, credits his success to his expensive education at Stowe School.
Matthew Vaughn has returned to his old school Stowe to film Kingsman 3
And the husband of supermodel Claudia Schiffer, right, has said a very public thank-you by returning to the £36,660-per-year boarding school in Buckinghamshire to shoot scenes for the latest film he’s directing, Kingsman 3.
Stars including Ralph Fiennes, Charles Dance and Tom Hollander descended on Vaughn’s alma mater, which is based at Stowe House, the former country seat of the Dukes of Buckingham and Chandos.
The two previous Kingsman spy films, described as ‘James Bond on steroids’, have been criticised for their raunch and violence, but headmaster Dr Anthony Wallersteiner was delighted to welcome back Vaughn. 
A spokesman tells me: ‘Stowe is renowned for its liberal education and tradition – and lack of censorship.’
A distinguished actor who appeared in films including The Eagle Has Landed and The Elephant Man before playing Jon Arryn in Game Of Thrones, John Standing is also a talented artist. 
And the thespian, 84, is to show off his paintings at Osborne Studio Gallery in Belgravia next month. 
‘I was going to be an artist, but my mother told me I needed to earn money, so I entered her profession,’ says John, whose mother, Kay Hammond, played Elvira in the Noel Coward film Blithe Spirit. 
The pictures are scenes from Standing’s travels. 
But he won’t be standing around admiring them for long — next up he’s in Rupert Everett’s Uncle Vanya at the Theatre Royal Bath. 
(Very) modern manners 
Wolf-whistling an attractive young woman has become a mortal sin in today’s politically correct climate, but what if the calls are directed at a man?
Pulchritudinous actress Charity Wakefield, 38, was alarmed to hear the supposedly offensive sounds while she was on the set of Bounty Hunters, the Sky One comedy drama in which she stars opposite comedian Jack Whitehall.
‘We were filming, and some builders wolf-whistled – which I thought was aimed at me,’ Charity reveals. ‘But it was for Jack.’
She adds: ‘Jack is so famous, but he doesn’t mind being the butt of a joke.’
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