#i love la squadra

[yamsgarden]

Made of water 🌊☁️🧊

[rae-pss]

my beloved (<3).

[gayboyasher]

Imagine.

Ghiaccio Post Frl, I actually love him love him.

Oh my god just IMAGINE like I AFUUFHM

Sorry sorry off topic off topic.

But imagine him being so sweet to you but then being a dick to everyone else.

He’s usually a dick in general, but just towards you, he feels calm. You’re the flame that melts his cold hard ice.

He’d fight every lasting moment to keep you FAR away from Melone, Illuso, and of course formaiggo (I think I spelt that wrong).

He doesn’t understand how he got you, he cherishes you. He will set aside ALL his rage to take care of you like he genuinely wants to try and keep you by his side.

This protectiveness does get in the way of when you want to do things with your teammates.

But like especially if you’re like in a different team in Bucci gang.

He hates everyone there but Bruno.

Idk, something about him makes him so trustable to Ghiaccio (It’s Because Bruno is a capo).

He wants to throw hands when people insult you though, like his rage immediately bubbles and it takes forever for him to calm down.

Honestly, his rage is still there, but it’s NEVER targeted towards you.

If you can’t speak Italian all that well, he’s on the verge of popping a blood vessel while trying to nicely correct you and make sure he doesn’t snap. He loves you! He just can’t handle your bad grammar.

He thinks he’s really smart. That whole “tell me why, your hands, are cold?” “Cold hands are actually a sign of—“ yea, that trend is you guys, except you have to humble him by reminding him he’s naturally cold.

It’s genuinely a humbling experience for him. He’d definitely shut up. (WALK HIM LIKE A DOG!!)

He isnt all that for pda, but in front of your team members he doesn’t like and said listed team members from la squadra, he’s soooooo making the first move and so going all out. He doesn’t like them and wants to show his rage in a different form, aka making them uncomfortable with all the kissing. He don’t give a fuck he’d willingly be loud to annoy them. He’s a rage baiter along with being the rage himself. It’s also a stress reliever to get kisses from you.

Honestly he doesn’t like people messing with his hair much because it takes him forever to do, but you’re the exception.

He lets you get away with so much it actually makes the others a bit jealous.

“WHO THE FUCK ATE MY LEFTOVERS?! I WAS SAVING THOSE!!” “Oh, those were yours? I’m so so sorry, I’ll go buy you—“ “no, no no no, it’s okay baby, it doesn’t matter anyway I’m not hungry anymore.”

They thought they were all dreaming. No body believed it was real. HOW THE FUCK???

God. Literally no one had ever seen him docile, acting like a sweetheart and not being rude or saying something sarcastic.

The others try and use your ability and abuse it, you’re just oblivious.

“Melone, why the fuck are you using my laptop.” “You’re lover actually told me I—“ “Hey, babe. Did you let him use my computer?” “Huh.” “Case closed.”

IT DOESNT MATTER IF YOUR NAÏVE/OBLIVIOUS OR ACTUALLY SMART. He will know when your lying. He’s literally like Santa Claus.

[oddverse]

Pesci is a natural blonde and this vexes prosciutto, a bottle blonde, to no end

[memen18-m5r3]

i am my own merch provider u_u

[lorallldgua]

old Ghiaccio art

I love him w all my heart btw, but hear me out, there is almost no merch w him in Ukraine/with shipping to Ukraine 😔

[eeri3bee]

sooo first post ever here!! still gotta learn the ropes :P but drew some pretty risotto with long curly hair because he heals my soul (⁠人⁠*⁠´⁠∀⁠｀⁠)⁠｡⁠*ﾟ⁠+

[tea-stained]

I honestly love La Squadra so much. Their designs are so weird. You have:

BDSM enjoyer/leather daddy with fucked up eyes

Italian mafia man walking stereotype [but like. make it into a porn parody]

Carrot top boy with no chin and a black-pink onesie. also he's big

Androgenous half-naked purple person who is unbelievably pretty

Angry blue-haired ice kitty in a whimsical tinkerbell-ass outfit (god bless i love him just a normal amount)

Lesbian guy with the best, thickest, cuntiest hair and red eyes and a weird-ass fancy pillow/matress-pattern clothes

just. some guy. he has a buzzcut, good for him. looks [and acts!] like someone's uncle

The Gays™ (note: gelato actually looks normal and nice, while sorbet's widow peak is a class of its own, bless their souls, rip kings [*])

And they are like. The fucking assassin team! So you better take them seriously!

i'd commit fucking tax fraud for them i love them so much it hurts

[crescentmoonrider]

Even though you're gone, we still a team Through your family, I'll fulfill your dream

I'll Be Missing You (1997) - Puff Daddy feat. Faith Evans & 112

[sisterkosho]

[yamsgarden]

Grim reaper 🍚

[deusluxuria]

( Big Ol' Spoilers: Part 5 / Golden Wind )

This part breaks my damn heart. On the surface, Risotto tells his team to forget about Gelato and Sorbet, but all the while, he seems to be the most broken up about it. He stays at their viewing when everyone else has already left.

(image description: three screenshots from the golden wind anime. the first is risotto saying, "forget about sorbet and gelato." the second is a view of the pews/seats at sorbet and gelato's viewing -- the part of a memorial where the caskets or other remains are typically displayed at most western and european christian-centric memorial services. everyone is leaving except risotto. the third image is the same shot, with only risotto sitting in the pews.)

[gayboyasher]

I just know he’s raged so hard he’s ended up balling crying due to how angry he was before.

[oddverse]

What if Melone and Prosciutto were BOTH raised in churches. Melone was orphaned later than Prosciutto but he took to the Catholic lifestyle well before watching a 3rd guy die and it changed his life. Yes this is related to your maidsciutto and maidlone post

it is CANON to me that these two knew each other as kids

Baby bro Melone being cared for by Prosciutto most their lives

[narancias-headband]

Calling La Squadra at 3 a.m.

[Sequel to this post kinda]

Risotto

He'll answer right away.

He's probably awake anyway.

He's agreeing to help you before you even explain what you need.

Helping you out with whatever you need really is no bother, unless he's out on a hit. In which case he'll send one of his team members to help out.

When he answers, his voice is huskier and sleepier than usual. Nearly sultry.

"Yes, [Y/N]?" Risotto, I need your help. "I'm on my way."

Formaggio

He's probably sleeping too hard or passed out cold and doesn't even hear his phone.

If he's up, he's more than happy to help you out.

He might be drunk, though, if he is up so late. You'll need to hedge your bets on this one.

If he ends up at your place, he's asking to sleep over. There's a high probability that he crashes on your couch regardless of your answer.

"Why are you up so late? I guess, I am too, but... What do you need, sugar?"

Prosciutto

He's sleeping by now (most nights), but will wake up to answer your call. He's a very light sleeper.

Upset at you for ruining his beauty sleep, but will help you out if he deems it important enough.

If you need him in person, you'll see a rare form: Nighttime Prosciutto. He's dressed in silky pajamas and a fluffy robe, and his hair is in a messy bun. His face is still smeared with remnants of his skincare routine, and he likely has a pimple patch on a spot that he's very concerned could maybe, one day, eventually become a zit.

"And it has to be right now? *sigh* Well, I guess it can't be helped. I'll be there."

You are not allowed to speak of this form of Prosciutto to anyone.

Pesci

It may take a couple calls to wake him and finally get an answer, but Pesci is always willing to help out.

Probably the most dependable of the team.

Would literally do anything, even if it's not important.

You can hear him shuffling to get his shoes and jacket on even before you finish explaining what you need.

"Of course I'll help you. I'm already on my way over."

Please thank him for his time and efforts. He doesn't get thank you's nearly enough.

Ghiaccio

Do not call Ghiaccio in the middle of the night unless you're on his good side or literally about to die.

Either way, he's probably still gonna chew you out.

"Why the fuck did you think it was a good idea to call me this late?" I need your help with something. "Why the hell are you even awake right now?!"

He's not actually entirely opposed to helping you out and probably will anyway.

All the while yelling at you for waking him up.

Don't mention it in front of the other team members. He thinks it's bad for his reputation somehow.

Illuso

You're gonna owe him big for this.

Of course he'll help you, he'll be your knight in shining armor any time. For a favor he can cash in later, that is.

Hey, can you help me out? "So you want... A favor from me?"

You can practically hear the smirk on his face when he sees the opportunity.

Will come and do whatever you need in the most dramatic way possible, acting like he's saving your life.

If you think he's not going to hold you to that favor, think again. He's not going to forget that you owe him. He'll cash it in eventually. Probably at the worst possible moment for you.

Melone

Calling Melone at 3 a.m. is a risky move. Sure, he's more than willing to do what you need from him, but he's also pretty sure it's actually a booty call.

Mel, I really need your help. "Darling, don't be ashamed to ask me for sex." N-no, Melone, I actually- "I'm on my way."

Will show up at your place wearing next to nothing. Like he doesn't just wear that anyway.

Takes a lot of explaining that no, you weren't calling to bang, and yes, you actually want his help.

Once he gets what you're really after, he's happy to help you out. Does so kindly and genuinely.

Will ask if you'd fuck him as payment for the favor, mainly just to make sure, once again, that you didn't want that in the first place. Thankfully, he's not super insistent by the end.

[shine-on-cd]

every day it gets harder to wake up