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Raph: I really love the phrase "with all due respect" because it doesn't specify how much respect is due. Raph: Could be none. Raph: Bitch.

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You know how they say “just be yourself”? Well, don't do that.

— Leo, giving Raph advice to ask out Mona Lisa

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Stockman: Yes, I do know there's offensive material on the internet.

Stockman: And for ten dollars, I'll show you how to find it.

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Karai: I don’t want to be anything like my uncle. He held the longest grudges. Karai: I’ll always hate him for that.

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Mikey: Some mail arrived earlier for Donnie.

Leo: You’ve opened, right?

Mikey: Me?! Disregarding someone’s privacy??!

Mikey: Of course I did.

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[Raph and Mikey are on the Shellraiser, and they're lost in the city]

Mikey: I'm guessing you're not gonna ask for directions...

Raph: Correct! So, if we're done stating the obvious, I would like the rest of our trip to be like my mental state with you: quiet and lacking of emotion.

Mikey: ...Can I at least whistle?

Raph: QUIET AND LACKING OF EMOTION.

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Mikey: I can’t believe we had to leave at this ungodly hour. April: It’s four in the afternoon. Leo: Mikey has got a thing about sunlight. Mikey: IT’S TOO BRIGHT!

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Leo: Today, I’m going to show you how to put this meatloaf in the oven and in thirty short minutes-

[Cuts to the lair being on fire]

Leo: I burnt my entire house to the ground. 

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Donnie: Mikey, it's time to take the inc blot test. Now tell me... *holds up an inc blot picture* What does this remind you of? Mikey: Girls. Donnie: *goes to the next picture* What does this remind you of? Mikey: Girls. Donnie: *goes to the next picture* What does this remind you of? Mikey: Hmmm... Girls! Donnie: Argh!! You are obsessed with girls! Mikey: You're the one showing me all the sexy pictures!

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Donnie, hanging a rope from the ceiling because April turned him down: I have nothing left to live...

Leo: NOOO!! DON'T DO IT! IT'S NOT WORTH IT!! *runs to stop him, but Donnie is using the rope as a swing* ...

Donnie, swinging: It's too late, Leo! I will swing for months and years, until I die of boredom!

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Mikey: Holy chalupa, Raph, do you know what this means?!

Raph: Mikey, whenever you start doing this, nobody knows what you mean.

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Shinigami: Well, looks like it’s just me and you again.

Karai: …

Shinigami: Let’s go make fun of your fake dad.

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Raph, after dropping something on his foot: Ow! Sewer apples!

Raph: Wait. I'm alone. I can swear for real!

Raph: *deep inhale*

Raph: SON OF A-

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[Casey is cross-dressing, and everyone is baffled]

Leo: What did you do to yourself?! Why do you have such a pronounced bust?

Casey, offended: They're pecs, Leo. Do better!

Raph: And that long, silky hair?

Casey: Metalhead mane!

Donnie: And that purse?

Casey: Sports bag!

Mikey: And those earrings?

Casey: Modern earpods!

April: And that dress?

Casey: A masculine tunic!

Karai, sniffing near Casey: And that perfume?

Casey: Oh, that's pure coquetry!

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Karai: When did you first realize that you’re old and your life is over?

Bradford: I’m only 33!

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[Raph is setting up a camping place]

Female voice: If you come here, you should listen to the sounds of nature!

Raph: Mind your buisness, you old ha- ! *he turns around and the woman who spoke is Mona Lisa* Oh, my apologies. Raphael Hamato at your service.

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April: Mikey, give Shini your number. Mikey: Can do! Shinigami: I don't want his number! Mikey: Not a problem. April: Take his number! Shinigami: No, I'm not that desperate. Mikey: None taken. Shinigami: That's not what I meant… Mikey: Shouldn't have assumed. Renet: Well, if you don't want it, I'll take his number. Mikey: I'm open to that! April: No! Only Shini! Mikey: Sounds good. Shinigami: Mikey, you should go. Mikey, leaving: On my way! April: Mikey, you should stay right where you are. Mikey, coming back: I've got nowhere to be! Shinigami: Shoo! Get out of here! Mikey: Roger that! Happy Friday everyone!