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Mikey: How would you guys deal with a toxic friend?

Leo: Tell them how you really feel.

Donnie: Slowly distance yourself from them.

Raph: Engage in a 1v1 sword battle and if they lose they have to stop being toxic or pay the price.

Mikey, being handed a sword: …well heck.

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Raph: Dear period cramps… LEAVE HER ALONE!!

Raph: Sorry you have to read this ladies, I just got too passionate about feminism.

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Mikey, after having gotten April down to the lair: Yo, Donnie!

Donnie: Oh, April!

Mikey: What about “Oh, Mikey”, I’m here too y’know

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Hey, I've been trying to reach you telepathically, why haven't you responded?

— April O’Neil, to anyone

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Everyone go check out and support my friend @shannonsketches and their teams passion project: Red Clover Case Files

I've played the demo (link is on their Kickstarter) and it's a lot of fun! If you're a fan of visual novel games, supernatural and murder mysteries, then this game is for you! So please, either spread the word, check out the demo or send a pledge to support this game! The team put a lot of love into this project and it would be awesome to see their dream become a reality!

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Leonardo: Karai, why are you crying?

Karai: Because my dad's are always fighting...

Michaelangelo: Who does Shredder main?

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[During the ep Trans-Dimensional Turtles]

2012 Mikey: Hey, what's your name?

87 Mikey: Michelangelo.

2012 Mikey: What?

87 Mikey: Michelangelo.

2012 Mikey: Yes?

87 Mikey: What's your name?

2012 Mikey: Uh, Michelangelo?

87 Mikey: What?

2012 Mikey: Um, it's Michelangelo, with a “M”?

87 Mikey: Yeah. That's how you spell it.

2012 Mikey: Yeah, Michelangelo?

87 Mikey: Michelangelo.

2012 Mikey: Yeah, what's your name?

87 Mikey: Nice to meet you, what's your name?

2012 Mikey: Um, Michelangelo.

87 Mikey: Yes, what do you want out of me?

2012 Mikey: Yeah, Michelangelo.

87 Mikey: Have you never heard this name before?

2012 Mikey: Um, I'm sorry, I pronounce it “Michelangelo”, what about you?

87 Mikey: I pronounce it “Michelangelo”, that's what my Sensei says.

The 2012 Turtles & The 1987 Turtles: MICHELANGELO!!

2012 Mikey & 87 Mikey: What?

2012 Mikey & 87 Mikey, looking at one another in realization: Oooohhhh…

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Donnie: We all make mistakes.

Casey: Sure do. I remember I once followed a platinum blonde in a black dress for four blocks straight until I realised it was actually a judge.

Donnie: ...

Casey: My trial is next Friday.

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Karai: "They'll never find the body" is such a boring threat, a better threat would be "They'll never stop finding the body" Mona Lisa: Or just say "They'll be finding parts of you for at least 4 months, and you'll still be alive for 3 of them". Karai: Now that's a threat!

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Mikey: You know, I thought we came over to make slime.

Raph: We’re too old for that now…..okay maybe later…..

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Donnie: Can you name a single city in Oklahoma? Casey: Oklahoma City, bitch!

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Mikey, trying to sneak way from the lair with Raph: We're almost there...

Leo: Guys, what the hell are you doing?!

Raph: Leo! What an awkward situation... Uhh, please pretend you didn't see us, and let us borrow five dollars for the toll.

Leo: Wha- ? Of course not! You've getting back here!

Mikey: C'mon, can't you cover up for us? Like brothers and workmates?

Leo: ...

Mikey: I'll give you 30 percent of the candy I get from vending machines.

Leo: Fourty.

Mikey: Thirty.

Leo: Okay, but I take my pick on which ones!

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Tiger Claw: I told you not to rush to the attack!

Bebop: And I told you to choose which one of my balls would you like to suck on!

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He's my best friend. He's my pal. He's my homeboy. My rotten soldier. My sweet cheese. My good-time boy.

— Mikey, about Leatherhead

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Mikey, wearing a Santa Claus hat and beard: Ho, ho, ho! Merry Christmas everybody! Donnie: But we're in August... Mikey: Shut up!

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Mikey: Hey, are you free? Shinigami: No, I’m expensive.

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Leo: Who do you hate the most?

Raph: Easy, the hag fuck who voiced my answering machine

[Earlier, Raph is checking his voicemail]

Voicemail: You have 58.327 messages. Press "1" to listen to them.

Raph: Uh, okay.

Voicemail: You have pressed "1". Messages deleted.

Raph: OH, YOU MOTHERFU-